A Bet’s a Bet – Your Friday Evening Open Thread

No doubt,  you are all in the middle of watching the pre-Grand Final festivities on the Watch AFL app. Remember that First Bounce is at 9:30 PM Pacific time!

However,  I’d like to point your attention at an exchange that happened during last night’s Thursday Night Football Open Thread:

Let this post be the witness that this friendly wager took place.

For those of you that don’t remember,  please read this to freshen your memory of what happened the last time Hippo and I made a wager:

FISHNET: A BoTG Investigation

I still laugh thinking of how pissed off TWBS was that he had to leave his house in the middle of a cold night to meet King Hippo at a strip club.

Pardon me,  not just ANY strip club!

This is Raleigh,  North Carolina’s finest gentleman’s club establishment!

Allegedly.

Anyhoo, Hippo keeps hyping the Rams and it annoys me every time,  so I proposed making the bet above.

Was there anyone in that band that didn’t turn out to be a major creep?

On to the topic at hand: Strippers!

I Googled “stripper” on Incognito Mode and the results were… well,  I’ll just let you judge for yourselves:

And now,  for the gifs…

Ok,  that’s enough of me.  You only have one job tonight: Find a stream or a bar showing the Grand Final and pick a team.

To remind you,  your choices are the Collingwood Magpies

Or the West Coast Eagles

Choose wisely.

I expect the game to be close and exciting for about three quarters and then the Eagles will most likely pull away in the fourth to take the Premiership Cup.  The Norm Smith medal (for the Grand Final MVP) may go to either Elliot Yeo or Jack Darling.

Thoughts? Dissenting opinions? Crazy strip club stories?  See you in the comments!

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Goddamn the shit you have to scroll down past to get here. . .but seriously folks, thank you.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Well, goodnight folks.
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Not letting this get buried.
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Reddit is useful sometimes.
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Wakezilla

What a great finals.

Welp, I`m buzzed and tired and I have to go to work tomorrow

Later.

Beerguyrob

It’s the year of the Eagles.

Wakezilla

I haven`t seen something go down under like that since Angela White

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

THEY JUST MISSED A GIMME GOAL!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck. That was a helluva fucking kick.
But still…fuck.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Wakezilla

#46 from Collingwood reminds me of Lennie from Of Mice and Men

Beerguyrob

Ha!

Beerguyrob

That fucker is tall.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Pies are gassed. This is gonna get ugly down the stretch.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

You can’t stop the big Cox

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehe

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Fuck these guys
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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Squids? I didn’t know you were Japanese.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Them guys is Communists. I heard it one time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Collingwood coach in the booth is really styling with that 1960s telephone.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

DOINK!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Every time I watch a match, I can’t help but giggle at the McDonalds’ and Toyota advertisements.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I find the behinds far more humorous.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Apparently, the Eagles’ Aboriginal agrees.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s a pair of boners for him.

theeWeeBabySeamus

He’s kept it close though. Dude is good.

yeah right

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yeah right

I will pinky swear that I’m watching this motherfucker till the finish!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Beerguyrob

Who was that crazy Aussie broad that isn’t dating Seamus but wanted to ban all immigrants?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hahahaha

Beerguyrob

Found it. Pauline Hanson.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That’s a disappointing search if anyone else is wondering.

Beerguyrob

It just popped into my head. Had to find the answer.

theeWeeBabySeamus

That was a helluva mark.

yeah right

/looks for bootleg Magpies jersey.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

That’s pretty good.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Too bad it’s not funny as well.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Now we’re talking Pies!!!!!!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow, they don’t hesitate to cut in with ads on this feed, huh?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

They get in, then they get out like they’re in a two dollar whore.

Wakezilla

Talking to my wife’s cousin, who got approved to stay in Canada (they were refugees) and they were telling me a government recommended English speaking class had a teacher telling them the Indigenous folks are lazy, jobless alcoholics and then proceeded to show them videos on youtube. Nice to see where our maple taxes are going.

Beerguyrob

Those jorbs don’t require teaching degrees.

yeah right

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes dammit…now score this damn thing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Or not.

Beerguyrob

All tied after three. Should be a fun fourth.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I think my feed is delayed. Mine only just ended the 3rd.

Dammit CenturyLink!!!!!!

Wakezilla

I haven’t seen someone drop the ball like that since Hillary Clinton’s campaign in the 2016 elections

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yeah right

I’m watching the Grand Final.

This is awesome!

yeah right

The best thing is my video feed says Footy Lives Fuck The Pies!

I admire their dedication.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Seriously, what is Collingwood’s fucking problem?????

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

They can’t win with a bloody ‘Merikan.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Wakezilla

You know, before numerous surgeries I’ve had (and still need), I always believed I would have made an excellent Aussie footy player because I was always a fairly accurate kicker in football and rugby and it’s not as physical as the other sports, so wear and tear and size aren’t as big an issue.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

I enjoy all the Canadians here. Thank you, and God Bless America.

Wakezilla

If there is a God, I don’t think it has blessed America in a while.

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Wakezilla, you WISH you were an American. I will sell you one of my votes for a very fair price.

Wakezilla

That’s similar to how I think political parties should create jobs for the day. Offer to pay each person $50 to vote for them (with proof). That’s way more effective than billions in marketing.

Beerguyrob

Every old man they cut to in the stands looks like a wanted Serbian war criminal.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Kind of the point of Australia initially.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe.

Who wants to fuck with my Aussie Nazi former sort of online girlfriend?

Just don’t tell her I sent ya.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Yeah … “Looks like”

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Don’t forget to floss.
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Wakezilla

We got ourselves quite the Aussie footie finals match

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Beerguyrob

Yessir. I was FaceTimed by a friend hosting a viewing party in Darwin.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Eagles need a goal soon.

Wakezilla

They should get one right now

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Indeed! This is awesome.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Go Pies!!!!!!!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I love pie. Of all varieties. But these pies are losing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah. But on the bright side, Miranda Kerr might need some consoling.

And I’m just the stalker to give it to her.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ll be right back.

Jeebus, those dimples.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

These are even better
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yeah right

What bloody channel?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Stream I’m watching:
https://www.twitch.tv/footy4ulive

Wakezilla

h
ttps://www.twitch.tv/footy4ulive

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

SMRT. Not having to wait for our lazy moderators to approve your post.

Beerguyrob

This Melbourne pitch – this is where they’re having the big WWE show in October, right?

Wakezilla

I didn’t realize Australia had a despot leader

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Something more contemporary.

h

ttps://gfycat.com/ifr/AcademicRewardingBarnowl

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

80s comedies had some great tits.

h

ttps://gfycat.com/RegularCalmAfricanporcupine

ttps://gfycat.com/DimElementaryGuanaco

ttps://gfycat.com/DisastrousWeakArcticduck

Wakezilla

This needs to be brought back.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

So, what’s the consensus on pregnancy-tits Kate Upton?

https://pixxxels.cc/gallery/2loxu08c2/

Bigger gallery: http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/zvdnahhv3wx405xepea5xgis64vgeqke

Wakezilla

Did she become a nun or something? She’s dressed way too modest.

yeah right

Hey folks!

How is everyone?

That’s right!

Music!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Dude!

One of these days I’ll make it down to L.A. I’ve lost weight and hopefully by the time I next visit I’ll be as mobile as your old ass. 😛

yeah right

I’ll even cook for you!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Hooray!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Just relax.

yeah right

Just take a deep breath,

Hold it in…

Get in your happy place.

Breathe in!.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

Well La-Di-Da-Di-Dah.