Your “Aren’t ‘Body Weight’ Penalties Actually ‘Body Shaming’ Penalties?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL News:

  • There were five roughing the passer penalties in Week 4.
    • It’s down from the 11 per week they averaged the first three weeks of the season.
    • Defensive players are still looking for clarify on the “body weight” issue.
      • Richard Sherman has the answer.

  • After last night’s performance, including that ridiculous left-handed shotput pass, people are starting to use terms like “gunslinger” and “Favreian” about Patrick Mahomes.
  • As widely reported, Le’Veon Bell is returning to the Steelers in Week-7.
    • At their bye week, so he gets paid & avoids contact.
    • However, the Steelers could go the hilarious route (because they’re quite cross with him)& apply for a roster exemption for Bell, and either deny him his paycheque or force him to negotiate a percentage before he returns & signs his franchise tender.

Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • NL Wildcard – Rockies at Cubs – 8:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet
  • NBA Preseason Basketball:
    • Cavaliers at Celtics – 8:00PM | TNT
    • Raptors at Jazz – 9:00PM | Sportsnet1
    • Nuggets at Lakers – 10:30PM | TNT
  • WWE:
    • Smackdown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
      • the “go home” show before the Super ShowDown in Melbourne, AUS.

Just a reminder that, starting Wednesday, October is the bestest month in sports, because hockey starts, baseball playoffs start, and the NFL is in full swing. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Go Rockies!!

*Will be murder killed in the next round.

bk109

So, the Cubbies shat the bed… Should we like, alert the authorities to start fishing out people outta the lake?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

OK, that would be a Chicago unicorn.

Unsurprised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt1aV4GFIxY

Oh, well. I guess I have one more in me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

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Senor Weaselo
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I can throw a big rock.
But I’d probably end up in jail in Boston so, never mind.

Brocky

Dont even care

I’m exhausted

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

ROCKTOBER LIVES!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh, ROCKtober.

My bad.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

I’ve had no problem with him all year.

theeWeeBabySeamus

– Bud Selig

theeWeeBabySeamus

Umpire Ded.

Mr. Ayo

That didn’t hit Gore!

theeWeeBabySeamus

No it did not. Even if it had grazed his sleeve, he gets the base.
But it didn’t.

Mr. Ayo

Looks like the NFL replay crew has retired for the evening. Finally.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehe…that’s funny.

Senor Weaselo

Surprised it wasn’t all the swears there.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

EXPERIENCE BIJ

theeWeeBabySeamus

This game would be a lot moar fun if Wrigley still didn’t have lights.

Mr. Ayo

— Bill Cosby

Brocky

Watcht the cubs get a single run to force a 14th iinning

Senor Weaselo

Offensing!

WCS

…and there we go.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay it would be funny if people kept getting hurt so they had to replace all the position players with pitchers.

Mr. Ayo

Not a bad idea. This game is going to last another 5 hours otherwise.

WCS

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Senor Weaselo

Hit the ball to Uggla! Hit the ball to Uggla!

…What do you mean, he’s retired?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Isn’t that the garnish stuff?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

I didn’t know Johnny Depp and Josh Brolin had such animosity toward each other.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Whaaaaaaaaa……?”

-T.J. Miller

Brocky

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Mr. Ayo

I appreciate this game giving me an excuse for my massive hangover tomorrow.

ballsofsteelandfury

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ballsofsteelandfury

@twbs – Next time you’re in LA, remind me to take you for some Vietnamese coffee in Garden Grove…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Is that a euphemism for something?

ballsofsteelandfury

Nope. It’s Vietnamese coffee. In Garden Grove.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, still sounds like a euphemism.
Don’t get me arrested.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It has a happy ending and she doesn’t shave.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yep.

Brocky

Roughing the passer, 28 on the defense.

Automatic 3rd base

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

“The review shows he’s out.” -Umpires

Mr. Ayo

His foot was obviously above the base.

-Son of Spam

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Of weed.”

-tWBS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

They must be doing Swan Lake .

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was wonder….. well done.

WCS

Compelling baseball that matters?

Senor Weaselo

And isn’t “all the pitchers died so it’s just a fuck-ton of offense”!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

Hey Beerguy,

My laptop is fixed. Need a hand with some of the team previews? I did my homework for my pools, so I’m good to go for any team

Senor Weaselo

A-Rod, I’m 26 years old and I’m not fast with all that equipment. Or at all.

Brocky

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So there is Sexy The Handmaid’s Tale outfit for Hallows Eve, people.

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Wakezilla

White feminism: They riot on the streets for this “offensive” dress, but keep their yap shut for the ethnic stereotype costumes on the same site.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

White bougie feminism is stupider than Trump.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

The trailers for venom remind me of this:

https://youtu.be/W7Hoz2ZHYZM

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Best part of that show.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Parts?

Unsurprised

o7

Unsurprised

Buried elbow deep in Snow.

Senor Weaselo

Full swings are checked swings!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That Geico “win-win” ad reminds me of Hue Jackson’s current 36 game tenure with the Browns.

SonOfSpam

Reminds me of listening to the hostess at a crowded Garden Grove restaurant.

ballsofsteelandfury

Oh that’s good.

Could also go with Garden Grove coffee shop…

Brocky

The cubs did to ottavino what the bears did to Fitzpatrick

Horatio Cornblower

“One too many sliders”

Alex, one slider is too many when you hang the damn thing over the middle of the plate.

Mr. Ayo

“No such thing”

-A. Reid

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, that burrito caused several sliders.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Wow, Gore has choking-your-pregnant-girlfriend speed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Cheers.

Senor Weaselo

Well then.

Horatio Cornblower

Ah, fuck.

litre_cola

MVP

SonOfSpam

Melvin Van Peebles is dead, you insensitive motherfucker.

Horatio Cornblower

Yelich, bitch.

Sorry, just rhyming.

Mr. Ayo

Gore’s helmet came off. Shouldn’t he have to sit out the next play?

SonOfSpam

Terence Gore is an inconvenient pinch-runner.