Your “Decoded And Used” Saturday Evening Open Thread

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It’s a three-day weekend for Canadians, and I hope most Americans as well. It’s Thanksgiving up here, because we give thanks for the return of hockey season, and the winter that has come to define our national character.

  

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Sens at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Jets at Stars – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
    • Habs at Pens – 7:00PM | City / NHLN
    • Canucks at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NCAA:
    • Kentucky at Texas A&M – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • SMU at UCF – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • Washington at UCLA – 7:30PM | FOX
    • Auburn at Mississippi State – 7:30PM | ESPN2
    • Notre Dame at Virginia Tech – 8:00PM | ABC
    • California at Arizona – 10:00PM | FS1
    • Utah at Stanford – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Fresno State at Nevada – 10:30PM | ESPNU
  • CFL:
    • Argonauts at Lions – 7:00PM | TSN
  • MLB:
    • Game 2: ALDS
      • Yankees at Red Sox – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
  • UFC 229 Prelims:
    • Khabib vs. McGregor: From Las Vegas – 8:00PM | FS1
  • Formula One Racing:
    • Honda Japanese Grand Prix – 1:00AM | ESPN2 / TSN

Nice to see the Chargers are getting ready for their game Sunday.

THEY’RE PLAYING AT HOME!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Horatio Cornblower

“He’s still moving” is probably not what you’re going for if you’re an MMA fighter.

theeWeeBabySeamus

“She’s still moving” is probably not what you’re looking for if you’re Bill Cosby.

King Hippo

know what’s great about getting drunk? It takes away teh sobriety!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur
Viva La Tabula Raza

Nolan Ryan/Robin Ventura aside, most baseball players fight like girls. I’m sure there are other exceptions to the rule.

herodotus450

Ty Cobb, I’d wager.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Fronkenshteen

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blaxabbath

I just got some kind of feeling that tomorrow is gonna a shitshow in the NFL.

Spur

that punter froze

theeWeeBabySeamus

“Long Snapper” has always been one of my favourite terms.

Hehehehehe.

/puts self back in timeout

King Hippo

yeah, ah likes tall gals too

Viva La Tabula Raza

Doink pays a visit to the Brazos Valley.

Spur
Fronkenshteen

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I missed that installment of Back to the Future.

Fronkenshteen

1.21 KILOWATTS?!?1?!!

Spur

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LemonJello

ND’s QB a young Sex Dragon in the making? He’s going deep more often than John Holmes tonight.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

ask not for whom the Cowbell tolls, for it just goddamn tolls ad infinitum

herodotus450

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Fronkenshteen

Little known fact: she wrote that Pink song that goes “Iiiiiiii’m coming up, so you better get the party started”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Got her number?

LemonJello

When did Herbstreit switch from tongue washing Tosu’s balls to tongue washing ND’s balls?

Horatio Cornblower

David Price isn’t making it out of the second inning.

Fronkenshteen

You are correct sir!

King Hippo

go y’all dirty cocksucking Yankees, lesser of two evils

Fronkenshteen

Sawx will prevail. Fackin’ humps.

Horatio Cornblower

Really doesn’t matter, Astros are looking terrifying right now.

LemonJello

These refs might not make it out of Blacksburg tonight.

herodotus450

They should rename it Lynch-burg amirite?
oh wait.

Fronkenshteen

Can that rule be trimmed from the books? How does the offense gain an advantage there?

Spur

No TD for Hokie.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Also a drive-by fart, known is some circles as ‘crop dusting.’

theeWeeBabySeamus

“Sillage”

/giggles uncontrollably
//puts self in timeout

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Baby Goose in Space

Fronkenshteen

McGregor fight is PPV only, yes?

Spur

PPV?
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theeWeeBabySeamus

/would yank

(That means two things)

Fronkenshteen

Any substance there? No snark, just know she’s a cultural icon, and don’t know much about her.

Horatio Cornblower

Yes. The prelims are free, though.

King Hippo

Jesus of Nazareth, center for the Castrated Turkeys.

Spur

That Hokie returner ran straight into the pile.

herodotus450

Kavanaugh still has eligibility left?

Spur

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LemonJello

Casual Fridays are getting out of hand.

theeWeeBabySeamus

HEY YOU STAY OUTTA THIS SHE’S DOING JUST FINE!!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She could work on a boat.

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Fronkenshteen

I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE FUCKIN’ MOVIE!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I guess I’m asking what movie?

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Fronkenshteen

I guess it was a “Slap Shot” Hanson Brothers joke that landed like the damn Hindenburg.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s 90% of my jokes.

NOW I GET IT!

herodotus450

Looks like a shitty movie anyway

LemonJello

30 for 30: the Najeh Davenport Story

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Let me know when I gif-guess the one.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This movie?

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Spur

Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s good cardio.

King Hippo

Life sucks. I’mma get crunk.

/Samuel Smith’s organic cider, saving teh lime alkie fizzy water FOAR NFL Sunday

Horatio Cornblower

Samuel Smith’s makes some good stuff. Their Oatmeal Stout is a personal favorite.

Fronkenshteen

“I’m a nut brown fan myself.”

– K. Kardashian

Horatio Cornblower

Well, I was, but now you’ve ruined that for me.

Fronkenshteen

I believe your beef is with

*checks notes*

Ray? Jay?

yeah right

We’ve got a California brewery, Anderson Valley that makes a fantastic oatmeal stout.

/ switches back to beer

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Westworld’s next season takes place in Amish country?

Horatio Cornblower

i thought it was dress-up day on Planet of the Apes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Andrew Luck’s family is honored at the wax museum.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ha!!!!

yeah right

Changed up from beer to my bougie Saturday Night pinot noir.

This shit is delicious.

King Hippo

obligatory goddamnit Kenfucky

herodotus450

First thei elect McConnell now this smd

Spur

No Stupid, throw UP field.

theeWeeBabySeamus

“CAN DO!!!!”

– K. Carpenter

King Hippo

to repeat, this is the last ranked side the Fookin’ Irish play all season.

/and it’s a “ranked” side that lost to Old Dominion…

herodotus450

So you don’t think ‘Cuse will be ranked by hten?

King Hippo

hee hee

King Hippo

hey, hey!
Brian K!
How many kids you kill today?

yeah right

“Don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.”

King Hippo

How are there NOT signs like this every time ND plays a road fixture?

Spur

2

Spur

Why are the Virginia Tech players coming out a medieval times gate?

King Hippo

you ever been to SWVA??

Spur

furthest East I’ve been is New Orleans. not counting a 2 hour layover in Miami.

Fronkenshteen

Wow! Metallica!

Spur

How much did that promo cost Virginia Tech?

theeWeeBabySeamus

That’s their standard entrance. It’s pretty fun in person even as a visiting fan.

I’m surprised part of Lane Stadium hasn’t collapsed yet. When they all start that jumping up and down you can feel the stands shake. No shit.

herodotus450

“…”
-Dave M.

herodotus450

NO REVIEWS BEFORE THE 4TH QUARTER!!!
Or something to end this torment.

Spur

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herodotus450

PFTCommenter looking good

Spur

I took the Catholics -6.5. Let’s do this. I’ve been lucky so far today, Alabama (Hail Satan!) and Texas both covered.

Fronkenshteen

Wet’s start this fwiggin’ thing!
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Horatio Cornblower

I have 52 beers in my beer fridge.

I should probably drink some.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Please don’t drink all 52.

Horatio Cornblower

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theeWeeBabySeamus

See….you say that NOW but….

King Hippo

Wade Boggs contest!!

Horatio Cornblower

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LemonJello

Gotta make room for new beers, so yes, have some!
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LemonJello

Guess I’ll get comfortable and watch ND v. VaTech.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Happy Saturday.

LemonJello

Her outfit seems…ventilated.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t care for her music, but could pretend to listen.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hell yeah.
Ear plugs are cheap.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or Caturday, whichever.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

ok, Kenfucky. My day will be salvaged so long as you do a good. Methinks I shall go get some libations and ice cream. JUST IN CASE.

King Hippo

Miami ought go for this.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Big time they should. But Richt will fuck it up somehow.

Redshirt

Ha! I never thought I would say this, but pray for Brett Kavanagh, Mike Pence, Susan Collins, Michael Cohen, Amanda Knox, Christine Ford, and especially David Duke.

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/entertainment/2018/10/06/brett-kavanaugh-kentucky-man-named-brett-kavanagh-mistaken-twitter/1547878002/

Redshirt

Say what you want about X-Men: Apocalypse, but at least some of them brought their acting boots. Especially Fassbender.

LemonJello

Could they NOT do the Dark Phoenix storyline, just once?

Oh, and more Sentinels, please.

Horatio Cornblower
LemonJello

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Redshirt

I have faith in this one. Anything would be better than The Last Stand. Everything could be better than that.

Person Who Controls Weather: “There is nothing wrong with us, Person Who Sucks The Life Out of Whoever They Touch.”

LemonJello

I would like to see some of the other X-Men foes than Magneto and his crew. Maybe the Hellfire Club could make an appearance?

Wakezilla

I liked the first two, bit Apocalypse was a dumpster fire

Horatio Cornblower

I’m getting the Khabib-McGregor fight if anyone wants to come over.

Entry fees will be very minimal, and I do not have a drink minimum.

LemonJello

What is your policy re: pants?

Horatio Cornblower

Well, I don’t plan on wearing them.

yeah right

Think I’ll find a “feed” as the kids call ’em out there somewhere.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Good evening everyone. I’ve gotten everyone out of my house. And earlier, my alma mater tried hard to blow a 25 pt second half lead but managed to avoid it (barely).

So, I think it’s time to have a drink and watch UGa kick some ass.

Also…LOL at daU.

LemonJello

Hai. gurl!
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh and I’m planning to do some righteous Instant Potting tomorrow.
Wooooooo!!!!!

yeah right

Get some!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Gonna try the Brunswick Stew recipe in it. Not sure how it’ll turn out, but should be fun getting there.

LemonJello

Thought Urban the Unaware was stroking out or suffering an aneurysm on Tosu sideline. No such luck.

litre_cola

Day drinking for the NFL on our Thanksgiving os great because you can sleep off the booze on Monday.

ballsofsteelandfury

Florida should have gone for 2. That would have ended it.

ballsofsteelandfury

Canadian Thanksgiving is clearly the best Thanksgiving.

Also, I’d forgotten there was bare male ass in The Living Daylights!

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