It’s a three-day weekend for Canadians, and I hope most Americans as well. It’s Thanksgiving up here, because we give thanks for the return of hockey season, and the winter that has come to define our national character.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Sens at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
- Jets at Stars – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360
- Habs at Pens – 7:00PM | City / NHLN
- Canucks at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC
- NCAA:
- Kentucky at Texas A&M – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- SMU at UCF – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Washington at UCLA – 7:30PM | FOX
- Auburn at Mississippi State – 7:30PM | ESPN2
- Notre Dame at Virginia Tech – 8:00PM | ABC
- California at Arizona – 10:00PM | FS1
- Utah at Stanford – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Fresno State at Nevada – 10:30PM | ESPNU
- CFL:
- Argonauts at Lions – 7:00PM | TSN
- MLB:
- Game 2: ALDS
- Yankees at Red Sox – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
- Game 2: ALDS
- UFC 229 Prelims:
- Khabib vs. McGregor: From Las Vegas – 8:00PM | FS1
- Formula One Racing:
- Honda Japanese Grand Prix – 1:00AM | ESPN2 / TSN
Nice to see the Chargers are getting ready for their game Sunday.
Practice notes: Chargers piping in crowd noise to prep for Raiders. WR Travis Benjamin has a pink cast on his right foot today. RT Joe Barksdale and LT Russell Okung out there.
— Sam Fortier (@Sam4TR) October 4, 2018
THEY’RE PLAYING AT HOME!
“He’s still moving” is probably not what you’re going for if you’re an MMA fighter.
“She’s still moving” is probably not what you’re looking for if you’re Bill Cosby.
know what’s great about getting drunk? It takes away teh sobriety!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wuv4f-AmKE4
Nolan Ryan/Robin Ventura aside, most baseball players fight like girls. I’m sure there are other exceptions to the rule.
Ty Cobb, I’d wager.
I just got some kind of feeling that tomorrow is gonna a shitshow in the NFL.
that punter froze
“Long Snapper” has always been one of my favourite terms.
Hehehehehe.
/puts self back in timeout
yeah, ah likes tall gals too
Doink pays a visit to the Brazos Valley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TcDHrkQYg
I missed that installment of Back to the Future.
1.21 KILOWATTS?!?1?!!
ND’s QB a young Sex Dragon in the making? He’s going deep more often than John Holmes tonight.
ask not for whom the Cowbell tolls, for it just goddamn tolls ad infinitum
Little known fact: she wrote that Pink song that goes “Iiiiiiii’m coming up, so you better get the party started”
Got her number?
When did Herbstreit switch from tongue washing Tosu’s balls to tongue washing ND’s balls?
David Price isn’t making it out of the second inning.
You are correct sir!
go y’all dirty cocksucking Yankees, lesser of two evils
Sawx will prevail. Fackin’ humps.
Really doesn’t matter, Astros are looking terrifying right now.
These refs might not make it out of Blacksburg tonight.
They should rename it Lynch-burg amirite?
oh wait.
Can that rule be trimmed from the books? How does the offense gain an advantage there?
No TD for Hokie.
Also a drive-by fart, known is some circles as ‘crop dusting.’
“Sillage”
/giggles uncontrollably
//puts self in timeout
Baby Goose in Space
McGregor fight is PPV only, yes?
PPV?
/would yank
(That means two things)
Any substance there? No snark, just know she’s a cultural icon, and don’t know much about her.
Yes. The prelims are free, though.
Jesus of Nazareth, center for the Castrated Turkeys.
That Hokie returner ran straight into the pile.
Kavanaugh still has eligibility left?
Casual Fridays are getting out of hand.
HEY YOU STAY OUTTA THIS SHE’S DOING JUST FINE!!!!!!
She could work on a boat.
I’M TRYING TO WATCH THE FUCKIN’ MOVIE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vcCbwVmuBc
I guess I’m asking what movie?
I guess it was a “Slap Shot” Hanson Brothers joke that landed like the damn Hindenburg.
That’s 90% of my jokes.
NOW I GET IT!
Looks like a shitty movie anyway
30 for 30: the Najeh Davenport Story
Let me know when I gif-guess the one.
This movie?
Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!
It’s good cardio.
Life sucks. I’mma get crunk.
/Samuel Smith’s organic cider, saving teh lime alkie fizzy water FOAR NFL Sunday
Samuel Smith’s makes some good stuff. Their Oatmeal Stout is a personal favorite.
“I’m a nut brown fan myself.”
– K. Kardashian
Well, I was, but now you’ve ruined that for me.
I believe your beef is with
*checks notes*
Ray? Jay?
We’ve got a California brewery, Anderson Valley that makes a fantastic oatmeal stout.
/ switches back to beer
Westworld’s next season takes place in Amish country?
i thought it was dress-up day on Planet of the Apes.
Andrew Luck’s family is honored at the wax museum.
Ha!!!!
Changed up from beer to my bougie Saturday Night pinot noir.
This shit is delicious.
obligatory goddamnit Kenfucky
First thei elect McConnell now this smd
No Stupid, throw UP field.
“CAN DO!!!!”
– K. Carpenter
to repeat, this is the last ranked side the Fookin’ Irish play all season.
/and it’s a “ranked” side that lost to Old Dominion…
So you don’t think ‘Cuse will be ranked by hten?
hee hee
hey, hey!
Brian K!
How many kids you kill today?
“Don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.”
How are there NOT signs like this every time ND plays a road fixture?
2
Why are the Virginia Tech players coming out a medieval times gate?
you ever been to SWVA??
furthest East I’ve been is New Orleans. not counting a 2 hour layover in Miami.
Wow! Metallica!
How much did that promo cost Virginia Tech?
That’s their standard entrance. It’s pretty fun in person even as a visiting fan.
I’m surprised part of Lane Stadium hasn’t collapsed yet. When they all start that jumping up and down you can feel the stands shake. No shit.
“…”
-Dave M.
NO REVIEWS BEFORE THE 4TH QUARTER!!!
Or something to end this torment.
PFTCommenter looking good
I took the Catholics -6.5. Let’s do this. I’ve been lucky so far today, Alabama (Hail Satan!) and Texas both covered.
Wet’s start this fwiggin’ thing!
I have 52 beers in my beer fridge.
I should probably drink some.
Please don’t drink all 52.
See….you say that NOW but….
Wade Boggs contest!!
Gotta make room for new beers, so yes, have some!
Guess I’ll get comfortable and watch ND v. VaTech.
Happy Saturday.
Her outfit seems…ventilated.
I don’t care for her music, but could pretend to listen.
Hell yeah.
Ear plugs are cheap.
Or Caturday, whichever.
ok, Kenfucky. My day will be salvaged so long as you do a good. Methinks I shall go get some libations and ice cream. JUST IN CASE.
Miami ought go for this.
Big time they should. But Richt will fuck it up somehow.
Ha! I never thought I would say this, but pray for Brett Kavanagh, Mike Pence, Susan Collins, Michael Cohen, Amanda Knox, Christine Ford, and especially David Duke.
https://www.cincinnati.com/story/entertainment/2018/10/06/brett-kavanaugh-kentucky-man-named-brett-kavanagh-mistaken-twitter/1547878002/
Say what you want about X-Men: Apocalypse, but at least some of them brought their acting boots. Especially Fassbender.
Could they NOT do the Dark Phoenix storyline, just once?
Oh, and more Sentinels, please.
Great, now you’ve hurt Sophie’s feelings.
http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/x-men-apocalypse-new-image-28.png
I have faith in this one. Anything would be better than The Last Stand. Everything could be better than that.
Person Who Controls Weather: “There is nothing wrong with us, Person Who Sucks The Life Out of Whoever They Touch.”
I would like to see some of the other X-Men foes than Magneto and his crew. Maybe the Hellfire Club could make an appearance?
I liked the first two, bit Apocalypse was a dumpster fire
I’m getting the Khabib-McGregor fight if anyone wants to come over.
Entry fees will be very minimal, and I do not have a drink minimum.
What is your policy re: pants?
Well, I don’t plan on wearing them.
Think I’ll find a “feed” as the kids call ’em out there somewhere.
Good evening everyone. I’ve gotten everyone out of my house. And earlier, my alma mater tried hard to blow a 25 pt second half lead but managed to avoid it (barely).
So, I think it’s time to have a drink and watch UGa kick some ass.
Also…LOL at daU.
Hai. gurl!
Oh and I’m planning to do some righteous Instant Potting tomorrow.
Wooooooo!!!!!
Get some!
Gonna try the Brunswick Stew recipe in it. Not sure how it’ll turn out, but should be fun getting there.
Thought Urban the Unaware was stroking out or suffering an aneurysm on Tosu sideline. No such luck.
Day drinking for the NFL on our Thanksgiving os great because you can sleep off the booze on Monday.
Florida should have gone for 2. That would have ended it.
Canadian Thanksgiving is clearly the best Thanksgiving.
Also, I’d forgotten there was bare male ass in The Living Daylights!