Your “Listen Children, All Is Not Lost” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Some days, you just don’t give two shits & just want to hear a happy song. This is one of those days. Besides, I’m not going to sit here and let you badmouth the United States of America.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Leafs at Capitals – 7:00PM | CBC / NHLN
    • Canucks at Panthers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
      • the “empty arena” game
    • Penguins at Habs – 7:00PM | City
    • Flames at Avalanche – 10:00PM | CBC
  • NCAA:
    • Missouri at Alabama – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
    • Miami at Virginia – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Virginia Tech at U*North Carolina – 7:00PM | ESPNU
    • West Virginia at Iowa State – 7:00PM | FS1
    • Wisconsin at Michigan – 7:30PM | ABC
    • Hawaii at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN2
    • Colorado at Southern California – 10:30PM | FS1
    • Wyoming at Fresno State – 10:30PM | ESPNU
  • CFL:
    • Lions vs. Stampeders – 8:00Pm | TSN
  • MLB:
    • Astros at Red Sox – 8:00PM | TBS / Sportsnet
  • MMA:
    • Bellator – Fedor Emelianenko vs. Chael Sonnen – 9:00PM | Paramount

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Look Honey. What lovely place for our picnic!!!!! Such view!!!! So pastoral!!!! Breathtaking!!!!! I don’t see how anything could go wrong….

OH GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Even in nice places you gotta hang the KKK.

Brick Meathook

Whoa! I just poured out some peanut M&Ms, and this is exactly what happened!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Green dick!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WOOD DICK!!

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Mr. Ayo

It’s a bit late to be eating candy, mister.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

My initial thought at this was: “Why would someone photoshop potatoes into this picture and color them green”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You use scissors to open peanut M&Ms small pack?

Brick Meathook

my staff opens them for me i dunno how they do it

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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“WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?”

-Blair Walsh

Brick Meathook

Always look on the bright side of life: it could have been taller.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wonder if his name is Brian.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Where were all those assholes when I needed them.

– Some Random Dude From Nazareth

yeah right

Welcome to KDFO radio where every night is eighties night!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl65umwc5JU

ballsofsteelandfury

I do wish teh Hippo would have listened to me on that USC- Colorado game…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

Do those costumes come with dick holes?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Button or zipper.

Mr. Ayo

He may not have his thumbs, but he still has his pills and system.

yeah right

Is that Athens Georgia in the house?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq2NH8Yinl8

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

I found some art.

Love this guy.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That guy does really weird shit.

Yes, I love his work too.

yeah right

He did a collaboration with Stan Ridgeway of Wall of Voodoo when they opened at LACMA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIiWtGa2TmU

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I did not know that. Cool.

Gratliff

From my “Things that I’m still angry about” collection:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqfRus5ePmI

blaxabbath

So valid

Spanky Datass

The “Quarterback’s College Town Effect” is strong on the 506.com maps this week.
https://506sports.com/

blaxabbath

I miss our 506 analysisz

Spanky Datass

I noticed: LAC @ CLE The Baker Mayfield Effect in BIG12ish country (Former North Division).
LAR @ DEN The Case Keenum Effect in U of Houston territory.
BAL @ TEN The Marcus Marrotia Effect in Oregon.
I’m sure there are more but I’m a bit drung so …

Spanky Datass

Fucked this up the first time; Hope the edit is correcter.

blaxabbath

Where’s my NHL ‘93 love?

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Gratliff

Sir, that is actually NHLPA ’93 hockey which was licensed by the union instead of the league, and features Kirk Mullen as a god amongst men.

Wakezilla

NHLPA 93 is good, NHL 94 is better tho

Gratliff

Wasn’t NHL 94 the one without fights?

blaxabbath

Yeah – 93 was the last one with fights. I think ‘95 added the Panthers and sped gameplay up a bit. ‘94 was just a really solid hockey game — but no fights.

King Hippo

Oh I loved the early-mind 90s NHL games. I played that on Sega, though.

blaxabbath

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yeah right

NHL Hitz was fun as fuck.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Wakezilla

American Idol Alumn, Antonella Barba, was arrested today for heroin. Such a shame because she’s very, very friendly

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King Hippo

Well, now I’d REALLY like to meet her.

Wakezilla

She’ll put a spell on you

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There is no……..quick fix for this.

blaxabbath

Gotta sell something if she ain’t moving…..CDs?

We still on CDs? I don’t know man. I saw the Fat Jewish was up for artist of the year and so now I’m completely lost as to how the music industry works anymore.

Gratliff

Anyway, here’s the correct RPG Top 10 not necessarily in list form:

Final Fantasy VI
Chrono Trigger
Zelda: A Link To the Past
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Dragon Age Origins
World of Warcraft
Final Fantasy IX
Suikoden II
Tales of Berseria
NieR: Automata

That’s right: TWO latest gen games made the cut.

Brick Meathook

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Spur

World of Warcraft?
Final Fantasy IX?
Suikoden II?
Tales of Berseria?

Fuck am sorry, i did not know Eagles and Wiggles fans overlapped.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Excellent list. Just beat Automata a few months ago and that was a hell of a trip.

Senor Weaselo

LttP over Ocarina and Majora’s Mask?

Gratliff

Without a doubt

Wakezilla

Ice football has a Janae Rice. Tom Watson of the Ice Titans is looking at a long suspension for domestic violence. Well, his girlfriend, Jenn Guardino, just apologized for him leaving marks on her chest.

King Hippo

I mean, he’s gotta come home to those titties – ya know? Be nice for them’s to be all unmarked and shit.

WCS

Also, this game fucking rules. So bloody, so much fun, so controversial. I should get this back up and do my own online walk-through. I played the shit out of this, and earned a Master’s Degree in Slaughter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMDCu8JiytQ&ab_channel=Thegamerwalkthroughs

King Hippo

if’n we can hunt animals in video games, we can hunt ppls. Why the fuck not?

WCS

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Gratliff

Worth it just for insane Brian Cox

Spur

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Wakezilla

Got damn!