/gets called into DFO backroom/dungeon
Balls: WHAT?
Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a beer: Dude, WTF?
Balls: WYTAW?
Mysterious Hooded Figure holding a blunt: What day is it today, asshole?
Balls: Uh, Friday?
MHFH a beer: Seriously?
Balls: Wednesday?
MHFH a blunt: FFS, it’s Monday!! As in MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL!?!?
Balls: You guys know I don’t like the NFL, right?
MHFH a beer: Yes, we do.
MHFH a blunt: And frankly, we’re getting a little tired of your bitching.
Balls: Tough, but fair.
MHFH a beer: So you know what this Open Thread needs to be about, RIGHT?!?
Balls (sighing): Fiiiiine. Can I go now?
MHFH a beer: Yes.
Balls (on his way out the door): ORIOLESUCK!
LE FIN
***
TO THE GAME!
Tonight we have the Los Ángeles Doyers Green Bay Packers hosting the Milwaukee Brewers San Francisco 49ers on Game 3 of the NLCS MNF!
What can I say, I know it’s Wisconsin v California!
If the Packers can keep Aaron Rodgers upright like Danica, they are headed towards great things this year. Unfortunately, his health is as big of a mystery as his relationship with his family.
Which is too bad because A-Rod should be considered as one of the GOATs and he hasn’t benefited from cheating, favorable officiating, or Russian-style doping/”supplements” programs.
Instead, he’s had to deal with Captain Blue Bunny
as coach, an offensive line that compares negatively to a traffic cone and a NY subway turnstile, and the loss of a talented group of receivers that wanted to get PAID.
Oh, and do the Packers have a running back yet?
Jesús!
On the other side, we have the 49ers, which, well, take a look at this roster:
My condolences to Petronel and Mr. Nel. That roster would have me turning on the VCR and replaying the Super Bowl videos from the 80s.
My thought is that the Packers take care of business at home in a relatively boring game.
/ looks around
// sees that the DFOers are busy drinking
Doyers-Astros World Series. And the Astros win again…
Update: There’s like 10 cops at our gate. Don’t think it’s a technical issue anymore
Fucking flight cancelled, right when transit stops. Perfect
Travelling with ToddlerZilla has gone well (We’re off to Guatemala), but I just got fucked over by the plane delay. Currently, we’re at two hours delayed and counting.
They’re saying it’s a technical issue, so I’m not complaining, but man, this is going to make our final connecting flight after this most likely the flight from hell.
Not a clown but this thing legtimatley scared the hell out of me as a kid
I still have a deep seeded fear of the Mars Attacks! aliens. I assume because they’re big Cowboys fans.
Sometimes i seriously wonder if I have Prosopagnosia, defined by wikipedia as :
also called face blindness, a cognitive disorder of face perception in which the ability to recognize familiar faces, including one’s own face (self-recognition), is impaired
Call me an idiot, is the split gif that spur posted earlier, with the name sophie rose, is that supposed to be the same woman on the left and right?
Thanks refs. Thanks.
Absolute utter shit.
How many assisted wins are they going to give this asshole.
That was utterly and truly fucked.
This is what you wanted?
This!
Wife material.
I dunno, they’re cropping out the face for some reason.
Have you ever been in a store and seen a woman with a perfect ass and then when she finally turned around it was like yikes. I know the definition of “perfect ass” varies wildly around these parts but to each his own I guess.
We call that the Orange County where I come from.
Pshaw, it’s just a twist off.
That’s a wrap
Hippo survives 146.48-140.70, thanks to late sack/pickerception/no OT for goddamned Gould/goose egg for Mo-Mo. Christ, that was nervy. But These Violent Delights are 5-1, 4-0 in Division WOO!!!
Brocky, you made it too, yeah?
No. I literally lost by 2.38 in the dfo league because gould didnt score enough
And i lost by a tenth of a point in my money league because Gould scored too much.
2.38 margin of area where I’d lose both matchups and I reached it
Those receivers made some excellent catches on that last drive, but man, that penalty seemed highly questionable. Like Aaron Rodgers’ Thanksgiving RSVP.
Brazenly dishonest, made out of insincere courtesy?
Also, Mason Crosby seems like a blathering nitwit.
shaming the Legion of Masons nationwide
And I lost to a guy named Mason this week too.
Last week a gypsy cursed his foot. This week, she cursed his voice.
Spur’s naughty link:
Okay, I feel bad for the Niners but also feel really happy for Mason Crosby.
I’m a Bears fan and Rodgers > Brady
Truthbiscuit’s looking pretty good this year. I’m excited to have the Bears be contenders again.
I’m a little worried he’s a little too Nuke Laloosh in the head but hopefully we can contend.
Well that’s it. Wisconsin is now officially better than California. I’m getting out of this shit hole.
Can I sublet your place?
I’m burning it down.
So, it’ll be cheaper then?
Open land near the beach? The price will probably go up.
EVERGREEN GIF
Big tits and sadness: a winning DFO combination
Damn, I was really hoping we could call him Boing Crosby
LMFAO
Ding Crosby would also be accepted
Hippo, they got lucky. You know I’m right, you’re just being argumentative.
Rodgers hype music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7-q1WRaKNg
Sidney Crosby on to kick.
No…wait….
So, Crosby trips on a shoelace?
And Crosby steals it, natch