No, I’m not in any better mood this week than I was last week. In fact, frankly, it’s worse. Nor am I planning to tell you about it.
But God, this is me tWBS….
It would really help things out, and speed things along, if you’d open up a gigantic sinkhole and swallow up most of my family.
(He’s not gonna do it…he hates me)
((Jerk))
Yeah, like that wasn’t already going to happen. You don’t scare me, you pussy. And you better sure as shit hope that’s the direction I go. If Peter makes a clerical error and I get through those gates, Imma track you down and kick your ass you shithead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMaVii7nnj4
(I’ll take “Blasphemy” for $400 Alex)
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Spooky Spooky
OK, it’s almost Halloween. So I gotta do this this week. Next week will be too late. So of course, it is…
Costumes and Cosplay Week!!!!!
We’ll get to that after TWiDFO and tonight’s sports choices.
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This Week in DFO
Wow. All of you really did some good stuff this week. I mean seriously, you guys are the best. If I was gay, I’d kiss you all full on the mouth. Probably, with tongue.
(did I just say that out loud?)
But this week, the Employee of the Week award has to go to Scotchnaut. He anchored every one of the NFL open threads this week. Dude works his ass off for us.
Even if he is a stinking Canadian who roots foar Syracuse in basketball.
(jeez dude, we need to talk)
((and you shut up Jim Boeheim and go pick your nose some moar))
But Scotchy is definitely this week’s….
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Sports Which Will Scare You 2Nite
World Series
- Red Sox @ Dodgers (Game 3, Sox up 2-0) – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FOX
NHL
- Jets @ Red Wings – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NHLN
NBA
- Warriors @ Knicks – 7:30pmEDT – TV: NBATV
- Wizards @ Kings – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NBATV
NCAA Footy
- LaTech @ FAU – 6:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- daU @ BC – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Indiana @ Minnesota – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
- Wyoming @ Colorado State – 10:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- (23)Utah @ UCLA – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
And of course, if UCLA is playing tonight, this is obligatory…
(oh relax I’m just kidding because of the Halloween thing)
((I’d never really push ’em down the stairs….as far as you know))
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Sexy Costumingz
(And as seems to sometimes happen, I may or may not know one of these ladies personally…so as always, be nice.)
Enjoy….
And last, but most certainly not least….this young lady can float my boat anytime…
I’m certain that if Eiza Gonzalez ever met me, she’d like me. For about two minutes. Fortunately, that’s all I’d need.
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Now THAT’S Scary
Have a great weekend, folks.
Love ya’s.
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All the female sideline reporters have the nasal voice of a Jewish girl after a nose job. I’ve known quite a few of them and I’m still in love with all of them.
I FEEL PROUD TO HAVE SEEN A LOT OF THIS MONUMENTAL GAME
Welp – time to make breakfast.
https://giphy.com/gifs/K8KtAeRA1w44E/html5
Good hustle everyone still awake. On the east coast. Time to go the fuck to sleep.
Oh, and, uh, Emma Watson, Vanessa Hudgens, Emily Osment, uh… I mean those three would be sufficient, and of course Senorita* Weaselo gets first crack at me.
And on that bombshell…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFiUWN3y9ho
I see somebody is gonna masturbate tonight.
And by “somebody” I mean tWBS.
I’mma wake up in the morning, and this game will still be on.
MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. I FORGOT WHO WON.
YOU DID! CONGRATS! 1.6 BILLION! PLEASE SHARE!
Please don’t miss a bag!
Oh thank fuck.
Muncy of all fucking people. But still thank fuck.
THANK FUCK
Fuck. Goodnight all. See you in 15 hours for the next one
There is always tomorrow.
Or later today, too!
Eovaldii, please take the L and release us from this hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYkACVDFmeg
Machado gon’ get a 1 out double. Bellinger will get the RBI single, and this shit will end mercifully.
This is my prayer.
IT WAS A 5 – 5 – 7 DOUBLE PLAY!
I’m typing tomorrow night’s open thread, and I’m just going to say, “Game 3 – cont.”
You misspelled “Game 3 – Cunts”
HEY BEERGUYROB PLEASE MENTION ME. GOD BLESS.
So, I heard that Wood happens during the small hours…let’s hope he flags quickly.
Ummmmmm….I have a joke for this but imma keep it to myself.
I’d been thinking of something to do with Sox and finishing him quickly, but it’s too damn late at night to figure it out.
My joke was more about getting Wood in the small hours.
So you now see why I kept it to myself?
I think I’ve died and watching this game for all of eternity is my hell.
MY STREAMING APP JUST ASKED ME IF I WAS STILL ALIVE, BECAUSE IT WAS OVER 4 HOURS SINCE I PRESSED A BUTTON.
Whenever you want to question football or ice ball overtimes, remember this evening/morning.
Right?
The words “49ers”, “Raiders”, and “bragging rights” belong nowhere near each other
Maybe in prison.
18 woo doubleheader
Oh and look, another unkempt beard. This guy needs to die.
Plus his batting stance is stupid.
Dumbshit.
Congrats on your strikeout. Let’s do 18.
Why the fuck are they letting Kershaw bat?
Holy fucking shit, Dodgers.
I’m getting really fucking tired of this shit you assholes.
This game is older than my first pregnancy.
300 komments on a Friday night. That’s good hustle!
Well, when the box score looks like a cribbage board…
LET US ENJOY THIS GAME FOREVER, YEA BRETHREN . . .
I feel sad when my favourites retire.
Not that I know who she is or anything.
per sempre
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heat_death_of_the_universe
I’m beginning to understand why some people hate baseball.
This shit sucks ass.
I’m taking the NyQuil now. If this game goes another couple innings and I have to power through this, I’m told the effects are not unlike those of quaaludes back in the 80’s.
OKAY VAZQUEZ A TWO-RUN HOMER WOULD BE KINDA NICE.
just sayin’
OR NOT
GODDAMMIT JUST LET THIS END ALREADY!!!!!!