An “It Goes On And On My Friend” Saturday Evening Open Thread

I think they’re still playing Game Three of the World Series. Anyway – in honour of that, this one’s for Brick:

Mr. Ayo nailed it like Blair Walsh in the comments when he opined:

Whenever you want to question football or ice ball overtimes, remember this evening/morning.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Game 4 – Red Sox at Dodgers – 8:00PM | FOX / Sportsnet
  • NHL:
    • Jets at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC
    • Habs at Bruins – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1 / City TV / NHLN
    • Penguins at Canucks – 10:00PM | CBC
  • CFL:
    • Lions at Roughriders – 7:00PM | TSN
  •  NCAA:
    • Washington at California – 6:30PM | FS1
    • North Carolina State at Syracuse – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Texas A&M at Mississippi State – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Navy vs. Notre Dame – 8:00PM | CBS
    • Texas at Oklahoma State – 8:00PM | ABC / TSN2
    • Hawaii at Fresno State – 10:30PM | ESPN2
    • Oregon at Arizona – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
    • San Diego State at Nevada – 10:30PM | ESPNU
  • UFC Fight Night:
    • Volkan vs. Smith: From Moncton, N.B. – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN5
      • There’ll be about a thousand guys named “Gord” or “Doug” in the crowd, all wearing Canadian tuxedos.

LEFT DOUG IS THE RAPIEST DOUG!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Spur

Spurs won tonight

Mr. Ayo

Congrats to you!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Yay!

Horatio Cornblower

I think I hate everyone associated with these two teams.

Senor Weaselo

Donnie was the only redeeming quality.

Mr. Ayo

*checks rolodex*

Phew!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Kimbrel is doing his level best to save Dave Roberts’s job.

Mr. Ayo

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

j/k they’re still going to lose.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Kimbrell’s modus operandi often includes allowing 1 run in the 9th. So, you’re probably right.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yup. But at least it’ll happen before 3am tonight.

Mr. Ayo

Wait, Central or Mountain?

theeWeeBabySeamus

STOP CONFUSING ME!!!!!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ooh I heard she’s fast.

Horatio Cornblower

She tends to leave you with a burning sensation, though.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Karma paying back Dodgers for O’Malley’s fucking over of all the Mexican residents of Chavez Ravine back in the 1950s.

Spur

Herman would fuck up mullet coach in a fight

Senor Weaselo

Dave Roberts has managed to steal another game in the playoffs for Boston.
/Yes, still bitter

King Hippo

oh well, at least the Steerfuckers lost. Hook ’em!!

Petronel

Fox with the subtle Gronk-Tide-pod troll of its audience.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Looks like last night’s WS game was more an aberration than any indication of series momentum change.

Spur

I found out my local dive made the bartenders dress. the “dumpy” bartender has a great ass!
Hail Satan!

Spur

Baseball blows. The Spurs won tonight.

Spur

Halloween in Vegas is awesome. I’ve seen so many thonged asses

Mr. Ayo

Thanks for sharing!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Are the females wearing the thongs too?

Spur

just dont look

Horatio Cornblower

Series, hell, I’d fire him after this game.

Brick Meathook

HE CAN STILL PROVE THEM WRONG

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, Steve Pearce. HEY, STEVE!!!!!!

Remember when you were in Baltimore and couldn’t figure out how to do shit like that?
You suck.

Senor Weaselo

“Remember when you were in literally every other team in the AL East and couldn’t figure out how to do shit like that? You suck.”

FTFY

theeWeeBabySeamus

Right?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Don’t think I’ll have to worry about extra innings tonight.

Horatio Cornblower

When Roberts walked out I told my son and his friend ‘Whoever he brings in is going to give up at least a double”

If anyone needs me I’ll be at the store, buying Powerball tickets, because clearly tonight is my night to shine.

Horatio Cornblower

For the record I also called Puig’s HR.

Mr. Ayo

Well, at least lol Quacks?

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’m sure this has been discussed before, but why the fuck does the manager wear a uniform like the players? It’s not like he’s gonna go out and play or something like that. Can you imagine Popovich in a jersey and shorts on the bench? Or Reid out there in a football jersey and pads? Sheesh.

Horatio Cornblower

Connie Mack agrees
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Brick Meathook

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nomonkeyfun

I get high with a little help from my friends too.

yeah right

Somebody banner that man.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

70 beers?

Horatio Cornblower

That’s Wade Boggs.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Go home, I’m drunk.

Fronkenshteen

See youze for kickoff!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Damn you, Horatio, for being right about the Dodgers bullpen

Horatio Cornblower

Would love to have been wrong, but you could see this train derailing from a mile away.

The Dodgers would have lost to the Sox, Astros, Yankees and probably the Indians. They are just shitting all over themselves.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Germany likes this +1

theeWeeBabySeamus

Damn you, Horatio, for being right about the Dodgers bullpen

And a whole lotta other things too!!!!! Festivus has arrived!!!!!!
😛

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll get the pole.
/Opens door

Guys, I’d like you to meet my friend, Stosh Stanislauski.

Mr. Ayo

Series. Over.

Fronkenshteen

Grinch grinch grinch. WHY DOESN’T ANYONE RE-MAKE “EMMETT OTTER’S JUGBAND CHRISTMAS “?!1!1!!?!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Rival Sons bumper music is a good choice.

Gratliff

Someone forced me to see this, so now you have to, too.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I hope you SWAT’d them

Fronkenshteen

WAT THE FACK?!

nomonkeyfun

At least someone was honest about that flag not being about heritage, except in a racist sense.

Gratliff

“I’m not racist, but my fursona is.”

King Hippo

ah mean it comes sourced from a fox WITH GLASSES!!

Horatio Cornblower

This is missing the point entirely but, why a fox?

Gratliff

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King Hippo

an offshoot of that weird anti-immigrant frog meme?

Gratliff

Possibly, but it’s probably just more coincidence that they also happen to be a furry, which is odd, because from what I’ve seen, it seems like a fairly progressive crowd for probably obvious, self-preservation reasons. Would have to think it takes a lot of effort to be a racist when you don’t really get to see the people you’re interacting with.

Viva La Tabula Raza

they got tired of being frogs.
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Petronel

Makes things a little easier when you realize you don’t have to bother sorting out what you like here and what you don’t – you can pretty much write off the whole thing immediately.

Viva La Tabula Raza

They forgot to replace the pawprint on the armband with the swastika.

Brick Meathook

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Puig dogged it on that run to first base so badly that the Cowboys just offered the Dodgers a first round pick for his services.

Horatio Cornblower

He just made up for it be hauling ass to 3rd on a slow single…to left.

He will now get thrown out by 15′ while trying to steal home.

Fronkenshteen

Trump used 9/11 to lie to his cult tonight. Said he thought about canceled his rally, then remembered how his good friend fought, and succeeded in re-opening the NYSE 9/12/01, therefore, the show must go on. It re-opened 9/17. This fat fuck should be burned alive with jet fuel.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It makes me sick to my stomach that people I love voted for that useless, lying, sack of shit.

Petronel

And it breaks my brain when they tell me why.

Horatio Cornblower

Seriously, how slow is Dave Roberts? Ryan Madsen hasn’t prevented any inherited runners from scoring in the WS. He brought Jansen in for the 8th last night and he gave up the tying HR then.

So Roberts puts them both in for similar situations tonight and guess what? The exact fucking thing happened!!!

Great work, Dave.

ballsofsteelandfury

THEY WAS DUE!!

– King Hippo

Mr. Ayo

The mind boggles. I just read this yesterday and swore I wouldn’t doubt any decision.

https://www.theringer.com/mlb/2018/10/26/18026098/world-series-dave-roberts-pitcher-hitter-matchup-decisions

Yet, common sense still matters.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Please don’t attack the mentally disabled

Viva La Tabula Raza

First clear skies in 6 weeks. Full moon rising. Think I’ll have another drink.

ballsofsteelandfury

Cine Latino has their weekly Saturday Sexicomedia on.

Just sayin’

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Do they fix el cable?

ballsofsteelandfury

Muy bien!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, that football sucked out loud.

Let’s check back in on based balls and see what’s…

OH GODDAMMIT!!!!!!

Mr. Ayo

I’m glad I had a lot of coffee right before this based ball contest started.

Horatio Cornblower

LA bullpen, pictured here:
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Petronel

YUP

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I said it an hour ago, I’ll say it again: this game is also going to extras.

Mr. Ayo

More free dirt ball!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Christ, not again. I had to bail at 13 innings last night.

yeah right

Me too when they tied it up and needed more than that.
G’night.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I fell asleep in the 16th. Ridiculous sentence.

Horatio Cornblower

Nah. The LA bullpen is going to give this one up in 9.

yeah right

This guy knows.

King Hippo

NC State is a giant pile of wolf turds

Horatio Cornblower

UConn lost to UMass today.

King Hippo

y’all would still hang even with us

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I assume by UMass you mean Notre Dame because I cannot believe that the University of Massachusetts has a football team.

Horatio Cornblower

Neither did UConn when they scheduled them.

Mr. Ayo

A fifty burger! Season over.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I would be a lot more concerned about this game if I weren’t one Monkish and one Treehouse deep.

Horatio Cornblower

Yeah, that combo does lessen one’s care about pretty much anything other than “what else is in the refrigerator?”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This Fifty One is VERY good. I didn’t get the coconut until it sat for a bit. I feel guilty not having mailed some of this to makeitsnow.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh, I sent him the coconut. I’m not sure he got the 51, I might not have had that one at the time.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I meant the coconut flavor. I haven’t even had the coconut stout you mailed me yet. Been too dry a month round these parts.

Horatio Cornblower

Got it.

Horatio Cornblower

Dave Roberts BP magic works again!

Mr. Ayo

Send Madson to the minors already.

yeah right

Or the Mariners

Mr. Ayo

HAHAHAHA.

True.

Viva La Tabula Raza

That’s better.

King Hippo

Both QBs over 450 in the no-a/c Dome. State’s has been poor, though.

Horatio Cornblower

Hail fellows, well met.

King Hippo

clearly, we have never meet

Horatio Cornblower

/tips hat

Ma’am

Mr. Ayo

*doffs cap*

Indeed, good sir.

Mr. Ayo

What a mastermind.

#$%*^%##$*!!!(#$^*&#^*#R%@#*&$)

King Hippo

Shitty Wolves are shitty, but Kelvin Harmon will make some NFL side very happy. 10 catches on 12 targets, 233 yards and 2 scores (so far).

Gratliff

The newspapers really do just suck a fucking dick at this point
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, “civility” is the problem, not the assholes murdering and attempting to murder people and the piece of shit president egging them on.

Viva La Tabula Raza

The Herald is a NewsCorp rag, same as FOX News and the NY Post. My GF calls it “vile and vulgar.”

Mr. Ayo

Aww, I though that was only her nickname for me.

Horatio Cornblower

The Herald is not a newspaper.

yeah right

A cultural notice: my oldest granddaughter is 13 she’s just getting into music and pop culture and shit. I have a former employee who I’m still friends with and she also has a 13 year old daughter. She lives in Inglewood and has obviously had a different upbringing than my granddaughter who lives in Torrance.

They both listen to the same bands. Much to my dismay they both like Imagine Dragons and 21 Pilots and if you know me know how much I fucking loathe those bands.

Within the last few weeks they both learned to love Queen. Queen!

I know that they’ve got the Freddie Mercury movie coming out. But still.

Did I mention the cultural difference thing?
They’ve never met.

At least it’s a step up. I love Queen and I absolutely blew the mind of my granddaughter when I told her that I saw them live at the Forum in 1978. True story.

Now I’m an even more bad ass granddaddy than ever.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That combination of Puig’s bat flip plus Rodriguez hurling his glove down was absolutely priceless.

WCS

NAWT FAIHHHH