The Maestro
The Maestro is a mystical Canadian internet user and New England Patriots fan; when the weather is cooperative and the TV signal at his igloo is strong enough, he enjoys watching the NFL, the Ottawa Senators & REDBLACKS, and yelling into the abyss on Twitter. He is somehow allowed to teach music to high school students when he isn't in a blind rage about sports, and is also a known connoisseur of cheap beers across the Great White North.
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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I was in Huntington Beach last night watching Rancid perform when the game ended. This guy next to me kept INSISTING that the Dodgers were going to come back. While I loath the SAUX, it’s about on par with the Dodgers, so I was quite delighted by the live schadenfreude.

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Beerguyrob

Good thing, because the Browns need an effective player manager like Dave Roberts to replace Hue Jackson.

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SonOfSpam

Congrats I guess. Whatever.

/crosses out “2018” and writes “2019” under “ANGELS WORLD CHAMPIONS” on back tattoo

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

LA radio this morning talking about how it was a good thing the Dodgers lost last night so they didn’t get embarrassed in Boston. What a joke.

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Brick Meathook

What’s a “Dodger?”

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Sharkbait

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My wife theorized about the Red Sox not wanting to win the series in LA. My response was to point out it is better to win the World Series on the road than to have not won the World Series yet.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I do hope you listen to Petros and Money. They’re funny and grounded. 570.

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Game Time Decision

Totally unrelated, but every time I see the user name “Maestro”, this is what plays in my head. I assume it’s only me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eQt3KFNeh4

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