Your “Hue, We Hardly Knew Ya” Monday Night Football Open Thread

There’s a wee bit more fallout than usual this day that is the beginning of the work week for most and the end for selected others.

Hue’s extraordinarily underwhelming 3-36-1 record gets put to bed. I’ll wager $10,000 Hippo bucks that he never sniffs a head coaching job again because what fan base would ever put up with his hiring? I daren’t say the guy was in over his head. He had complete shit to work with for his first two years on the job and just couldn’t close the deal 4 different times this season. The guy made the Brownies competitive this year but just couldn’t get them over the hump. I feel he deserved to coach out the season at the very least. Management could then hand the reins over to a different dude that could bring something else to the table. Hell, Bellichick couldn’t get the members of this organization all pointed in the same direction! Hue almost made it happen.

Browns OC Boss Todd was tossed as well. I’m sure his (rumoured) abrasive personality was a contributing factor that will receive nary a mention in the national media. Whatever, the guy is going to end up being a qb coach on some team next year and he’ll slowly work his way back to an OC gig at some point down the line. Why? Because old white decision-makers just love themselves old re-treads. That’s why.

There’s plenty o’other things to yak about which no doubt will be covered off by some very esteemed commenters so I’ve got just one more thing to say… TO THE GAME!

Armpitriots/One Dollar Bills

New England wins in a walk. [spits]

That was easy. The prime directive tonight is to finish off all half-empty bottles of wine and what have you. ADEQUATE LEVELS OF PRODUCTION AT WORK TOMORROW BE DAMNED!

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Sharkbait

Was….Booger Raycess just now?

King Hippo

OPI on Fatty McGoo, they got Sharkbait’s bat signal

Sharkbait

That second one wasnt.

Romonobyl

Sure, I miss my wife, family, friends…but the first thing getting hugged when I get home will be my TiVo box.

Spur

Soulless Day-walker comment image

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Romonobyl

like a doll’s eyes…

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Hey, us Daywalkers have souls. We just have hearts the complete opposite color of our skin tone.

Brick Meathook

I’m a dark-haired Spaniard related to a lot of ginger-haired Irish gals, and lemme tell you something. You put just a touch of mascara on that girl and you will inadvertently fuck yourself in your own ass with your own dick.

Brick Meathook

I wish I could take a photo like that.

Sharkbait

No OPI?

Horatio Cornblower

Settle down, you.

Horatio Cornblower

“Hitting a Patriot very hard, 15 yards, loss of down, and execution of the Bills player involved.”

King Hippo

how the tittyfuck is THAT illegal?

Sharkbait

No clue

litre_cola

Wow was that a block.

Sharkbait

Apparently illegal too.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Why did it take so fucking long for the Bills to retire Thomas’s jersey? Did they think they were going to get another RB with number 34 that was going to be even better? And why didn’t they ever retire OJ’s number (before 1995 of course)?

King Hippo

he’s black and not Bruce Smith?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

FUCCCCCKKKKK YOOOUUUUUU BOOMER.

King Hippo

there is NO EXCUSE for an unmuted teevee box at halftime

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

FUCCCCCKKKKK YOOOUUUUUU BABY BOOMERS

Romonobyl

Great, sounds like whoever is in the room above me just started their Tai-Chi class.

King Hippo

so, start your devil worship service!

Senor Weaselo

Apparently everyone at MSG is rooting for Neutral State alum Ron Baker. Hell if I know why.

Spur

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Horatio Cornblower

So, your name’s Jasmine?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Good Gawd, all the blood just left my head.

(no, the other one)

Clipboard Jesus

Oh Solo-mia
that is your first name

Spur

Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish!

JustStopDude

Doing a half time show is like being a current writer for the Simpsons. I mean…its supposed to be an impressive accomplishment…but its not really anymore.

Spur

Does anyone need a job in Sierra Vista, AZ? Office Admin for quiet office

litre_cola

Is that mormon country?

Spur

hell no.

King Hippo

you launder drug money for the cartels, don’t ya?

Spur

you want a job or not?

litre_cola

Why the fuck is there halftime ‘shows’ on MNF? When did this become a thing? They do it Canadia as well but the band you have never heard of is in the corner of the stadium.

Romonobyl

I think I have this song in my collection of 45s.

LemonJello

Using it to keep the Glocks separate from the Colts?

LemonJello

Which one of these guys is the former President?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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JustStopDude

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He shoulda embraced the gun nuts.

King Hippo

YES

Spur

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LemonJello

She seems…tropical.

litre_cola

If it is dark around the stadium there is some nefarious acts going on.

King Hippo

you haven’t lived until you’ve had porta-potty sex in WNY

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“I shit you not!”

Romonobyl

Keep going until you here a splash.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

RACIST!!

JustStopDude

I think all this medication I am on is making me trip balls. I just realized I have been sitting here…and my computer screen had shutoff from inactivity. I didn’t even notice it.

Sharkbait

The Bills will do that.

JustStopDude

I would kill for a cig right now…but that is the last thing I need.

Sharkbait

ADEQUATE LEVELS OF PRODUCTION AT WORK TOMORROW BE DAMNED!

I’m working from home tomorrow. I’ll be starting Red Dead Redemption 2 by 11:30

Horatio Cornblower

Hope you like snow and hog-tying your rivals.

blackroseMD1

The hog-tying is a lot of fun, as long as there are train tracks nearby.

Spur

San Diego was nice and all but my bed and shitter are home.

Romonobyl

True, I’m about done with this hotel. At least this is my last week.

Spur
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Wish I would’ve known you were in town. I could’ve drank beer while you watched!

Senor Weaselo

At least Gostkowski made the first three so I don’t have to care anymore.

King Hippo

We shall have a matchup FOAR first!!

/you will beat me senseless

Spur

Did everyone see Rodgers get his panties in a bunch on Sunday? I got hard hard watching him melt down.

LemonJello

P*ts gonna come out and rape the ever-luvin shit out of these Bills in the 2nd half, huh?

Spur

Folks

Romonobyl

Ola’

yeah right

Guten abend!

Sharkbait

Genesis halftime show??
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yeah right

Not valid without Peter Gabriel.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

These three had good lawyers.

Petronel
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I saw them 41 years ago…… shit

yeah right

Saw Gabriel 36 years ago.

Shit.

yeah right

It was actually a fantastic show. Tony Levin is a god on bass.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that I didn’t really understand any of their work, though on their last album of the 1970s, the concept-laden And Then There Were Three (a reference to band member Peter Gabriel, who left the group to start a lame solo career), I did enjoy the lovely “Follow You, Follow Me.” Otherwise all the albums before Duke seemed too artsy, too intelleotual. It was Duke (Atlantic; 1980), where Phil Collins’ presence became more apparent, and the music got more modern, the drum machine became more prevalent and the lyrics started getting less mystical and more specific (maybe because of Peter Gabriel’s departure), and complex, ambiguous studies of loss became, instead, smashing first-rate pop songs that I gratefully embraced. The songs themselves seemed arranged more around Collins’ drumming than Mike Rutherford’s bass lines or Tony Banks’ keyboard riffs. A classic example of this is “Misunderstanding,” which not only was the group’s first big hit of the eighties but also seemed to set the tone for the rest of theiralbums as the decade progressed. The other standout on Duke is “Turn It On Again,” which is about the negative effects of television. On the other hand, “Heathaze” is a song I just don’t understand, while “Please Don’t Ask” is a touching love song written to a separated wife who regains custody of the couple’s child. Has the negative aspect of divorce ever been rendered in more intimate terms by a rock ‘n’ roll group? I don’t think so. “Duke Travels” and “Dukes End” might mean something but since the lyrics aren’t printed it’s hard to tell what Collins is singing about, though there is complex, gorgeous piano work by Tony Banks on the latter track. The only bummer about Duke is “Alone Tonight,” which is way too reminiscent of “Tonight Tonight Tonight” from the group’s later masterpiece Invisible Touch and the only example, really, of where Collins has plagiarized himself.”

– Fitzpatrick Bateman

Sharkbait

He can’t throw it deep.

*throws 20 yard strike.*

Horatio Cornblower

Bridget Moynahan made the same mistake.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh good, Chris Berman.

King Hippo

OK, we scored a point, we can go home now. – Bills fans

litre_cola

Nah this means sexy time at halftime in the parking lot.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Come on, Bills, just hurry up and turn the ball over and get this over with.

King Hippo

shutout avoidance WOO!!

yeah right

I’m not sure I know what sport I’m watching when the Bills are on offense.

litre_cola

Your nephews team could give them a run for their money.

Sharkbait

It’s…something.

Unsurprised

Bulls … eye.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

RIGHT IN THE DAMN NADS!!

Horatio Cornblower

Nathan Peterman is wearing a helmet for the same reason that kid in your kindergarten class who ate all the paste did.

King Hippo

I almost spat my fizzy water onto my laptop screen. You bastard. 😀

The Maestro

My parents made me go over to the house of the kid who wore the helmet in class to play, and it was just a weird experience through and through. It would’ve been even weirder if it had been any later than the second grade.

litre_cola

Is he also on a leash?

King Hippo

I think CT law calls for cages

litre_cola

Makes sense. Probably use traps when it isn’t fishing season.

Horatio Cornblower

Lockers, actually.

Brick Meathook

When I was a kid nobody wore helmets for anything. We didn’t even know what they were. We quit crying and took our head injuries and moved on.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Right, cause even then they knew I was gonna grow up to be a FOOTBALL player.” – Eli Manning

yeah right

I had a classmate who was on the driving range one day and another classmate crushed his cranium with the follow through on a drive. He didn’t have a plate in his head, he had a whole China cabinet.

He wore a collection of matching themed construction helmets.

That fucker beat me in punt, pass and kick and it’s the reason I still have a 2nd place trophy.

Horatio Cornblower

I imagine Colin Kaepernick watching Derek Anderson. Kape has his feet up, some vegan popcorn, and is just laughing his ass off at the idea of his agreeing to go to Buffalo.

Brick Meathook

This Bills QB can’t throw for shit.

King Hippo

But at least he throws it to the correct team, which is a vast improvement

Unsurprised

Wrestling is a lot more interesting than when I watched.
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King Hippo

they decided to add some non-homoerotic boners to the mix, indeed

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think it’s more so that the audience can tell themselves “oh, THAT is why I have a boner; the reason it popped up before the women even showed up was because it magically anticipated they were about to.”

King Hippo

THIS GUY gets it!

Horatio Cornblower

That’s Ric Flair’s kid.

King Hippo

she does have his tits!

Romonobyl

I made a similar move one night when I thought the toilet lid was up and I sat on my balls.

King Hippo

gravity, no esta tu amigo!

Romonobyl

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King Hippo

c’mon, just get a FG you assdicks

litre_cola

Anderson leads them back. Gets injured, it is the Peterman show.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Buffalo Bills.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s pretty weird to see an ad for an English course on a broadcast I’m watching to practice my Spanish.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

The reporter for the Espnol version is named John Sutcliffe.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He was in a panda costume earlier tonight!

Brick Meathook

Yesterday my TV broke:
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Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Ah yes the annual “Fuck the Color Blind” game

The Maestro

Yesterday all our TVs broke.

Mr. Ayo

That was a hell of a Pac12 game though.

Romonobyl

I thought Quasar quit making tee-vee boxes?

Brick Meathook

I have a DuMont.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

THIS RIFT BETWEEN BELICHICK AND BRADY I CALL IT PATERNITY BECAUSE BRADY WILL DENY IT UNTIL HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND SPEAKS UP ABOUT IT

King Hippo

Jewkah checkdowns, feed my black, empty soul!!

Romonobyl

Brady getting sacked is like Viagra for my soul.

Sharkbait

Now is not the time to act up antenna!

Romonobyl

Put another piece of foil on it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“No, if you use an even number of pieces the NSA can break your encryption.” – Pete Carroll

King Hippo

I have no idea why I never have James Fucking White on my fantasy team.

litre_cola

I have him in my $$ league and I am always so nervous. It is no PPR.

yeah right

He scores a touchdown a game? In my lineup tonight.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I’d call one designed quarterback run a game just to fuck with Brady.

King Hippo

I’d do it just ’cause I want him crippled

Viva La Tabula Raza

So I missed whatever story there must have been that resulted in the nickname of “Shady” McCoy. Seems almost a little racist but I’m guessing not; though the use of racially charged sobriquets on national sports broadcasts may be coming I don’t think we’re there yet.

Romonobyl

Hence no “Shifty” Edelman.

The Maestro

Or Hines “Chairman” Ward.

Romonobyl

I was thinking “Odd Job”… apples/oranges.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I thought that was because the nickname “Shifty” had already been claimed by Josh Brent.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Glenn “Edgar Winter” Foley