I have no idea what to talk about, so I’m just going to talk about the good things which happened this week, because I’ve been an insufferable prick the past few weeks (trust me, I know that), and have been bitching about everything. Sooooooooo….
First and foremost….
DAVE IS HOME!!!!!!!!!
He was kidnapped by Michael Jordan for about a week (yes, some of you will get that joke, some of you will not).
But MJ managed to not pawn him to pay gambling debts.
tWBS (upon picking Dave up from MJ):
But Dave is back home now. And with a bright shiny new ass which is once again dent-free (unlike his owner’s).
Now, if I can manage to stay out of the RDU Airport parking lots, all should be fiiiinnnnne….
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My Cat Didn’t Die Yet
I honestly don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. But for now, she’s just really tired. But she’s not in pain. So that’s a good thing.
I don’t think she’ll make it through the weekend. But then again, I didn’t think she’d make it through overnight last night. She’s a tough little shit. This is her in happier times…..
That’s from Christmas, three years ago, after she’d more or less taken over the Christmas tree. Which she does every year, anyway.
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This Week in DFO
Everyone did some really great stuff this week, just like every week. And honestly, I can’t pick a favourite this week. Because all of you worked your asses off the whole week. But for me, the thing I enjoyed the most was the annual Hallowe’en stories.
But no lie, you guys killed it this year, no shit. So while there is no particular individual who gets Employee of the Week this week, I want to say how much I appreciate the….
And while it might sound like I’m being flippant here, I am not. I assure you.
The only way this website, this community (this family really because that’s really what we are) continues to flourish is with everyone’s help. Everyone’s input. Everyone’s voice. All of you are appreciated for the time and effort you put in to keep this place running.
Because, simply stated, without all of you it just wouldn’t be the same place. It wouldn’t be the place I’ve come to love.
Thank you all, for all you do.
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Team Sports 2Nite
First, congrats to the Boston Red Sox, your 2018 World Series Champions.
Yes, I do feel a little dirty for having just said that. But as much as I hate those assholes, they did kick some serious ass. I can admit it…
Doesn’t mean I LIKE it. I hate those assholes (have I mentioned that already?).
But I do have to give them credit. Even if it did hurt a little bit to do so.
Now on to the rest….
NHL
- Colorado @ Vancouver – 10:00pmEDT – TV: NHLN
NBA
- OKC @ Washington – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Minnesota @ Golden State – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
NCAA Footy
- Pitt @ (25)UVa – 7:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
- W. Kentucky @ Middle Tennessee State- 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- Colorado @ Arizona – 10:30pmEDT – TV: FS1
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The University of Maryland Is A Shithole
I’ve been trying to tell people this for years. If you haven’t seen it, go search it.
Right damned now.
Don’t get me wrong. I grew up in Maryland. And thus I have friends who went there. Decent people. But as an institution, both academically and athletically, that place is a shithole and should be razed from the planet. I mean even if only for this kinda shit….
I hope they get everything that’s coming to them, buncha nasty sumbitches.
And you shut up Boomer Esiason. It’s not like it’s my fault you went there to play for that shithole.
You can suck it too, Neil O’Donnell, you damned shitmonkey.
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In Dave’s Honour
I know a lot of you think I’m insane and that I really believe my truck is “alive”, due to some of the fiction I’ve written on DFO. Well, tough shit.
HE IS ALIVE DAMMIT!!!!!
In all seriousness, however, alive or not (he is) I do love my truck. For the week he was gone, it really was like a little piece of me was missing. So in honour of his homecoming, this week we’re doing Sexy Girls and Cars!!!!!!
Enjoy…..
And so much for the “New Car Smell” I guess. smgdh.
OK, that’s all I got this week.
Everybody stay safe and have a good weekend. And don’t forget to turn your clocks back before you go to bed tomorrow.
You wouldn’t want to miss the first quarter and a half of shitty football on Sunday.
Love ya’s.
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[reads post title]
“Oh, you know I will. But what the hell is ‘Triday’?”
I am higher than Wilma Flintstone.
May your cat have good cat dreams.
I have been attempting to make black garlic (NAWT RAYCESS) for two days now. Judging from the smells coming out of the pressure cooker (Set on the ‘keep warm’ function for MANY hours) I think I’m getting close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bF39Xet-3Nk
I hope you’re documenting cuz that sounds amazing.
If ‘documenting’ means drinking Bourbon then yes, yes I am.
I swear Padre Weaselo’s going to drive us all deaf with House of Cards. How’s things, lizard people?
I prefer this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8M8DsQYMD8
Well you go right ahead then, though this may work better with your family.
Salma Hayek just showed up in From Dusk Til Dawn. Goodnight.
Did you bring enough tea for everyone?
Connie?
Nah. I’m not even sure.
Connie:
The CV-240 she’s not as sexy as the Connie. Steam punk girl can get it though.
Google says “Cary Grant’s Convair 240 with Chelsea Dawson”
The Convair 240: The plane that killed Lynyrd Skynyrd
I knew that sounded familiar, I watched the Skynyrd doc on Amazon last month.
That’s good sales.
She’s going to catch bronchitis in that weather
Underrated series.
@Seamus
The fit muscled-back model is Stephanie Buckland.
https://piknu.com/u/stephaniefitmarie (Instagram without the bullshit)
https://instagram.com/stephaniefitmarie
Lawdy
OOPS, flippers.
She’s awesome.
Expected a U-turn at the last intersection.
Holy shit. I have way too much time on my hands to have made 558 gfycat videos.
Anyway, Caroline Vreeland is an English singer and model. I forgot what her mother Diana does, but she is also famous for something in fashion I think. Caroline also has 42E breasts.
I prefer her in these
Well you go off to your room with those then.
“That’s not my foot.”
“I know I said you should watch football without pants, but you are fine that way.”
The pervert brain trust sadly insists she was wearing underwear.
I see London
I see France
Yep, they are there, damn it.
I don’t know what she does, but Sophie Mudd needs to be moar famous
She’s a bikini model. And I agree.
The video these were made from was enormous. Like it was ripped from a 65″ 4K TV
Reply from a different angle.
Cheer up Angle; you aren’t alt right.
Don’t forget to lube your wheels.
La Reina
I saw this exact same plane looking exactly like this one day in February 1996 at Edwards Air Force Base. It took off, went away for 90 minutes (it flew 2300 miles in that time) and then before landing they did three separate fly-bys and then came in and landed. And I don’t have a single photo of it. I do have a pin that the pilot carried in the thigh pocket of his spacesuit (oh, I also saw them suit-up in the main NASA building). After they landed he just passed them out to all the camera crew. He wrote on the price tag that they flew Mach 3.21 speed at an altitude of 80150 feet on 2/1/96.
Plus the SR-71 had great tits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l5L34VqzlU
Turkey’s done.
Turkey’s juicy and flavorful, apparently.
I’m not gonna lie…I’m a little disappointed that none of you has mentioned my dying cat.
You are some cold-hearted motherfuckers.
(Yes, I’m joking, but she’ll be gone before the weekend is over I think….stupid cat, with her fur and her dying)
I’m not crying ….YOU’RE CRYING!!!!!!!!
Yeah, sorry. Just went through this a few months ago knowing my kitteh was dying. It’s rough.
It’s just weird right now.
She’s definitely dying, but not in pain so it’s a wait and see for now.
I’m sorry aboot your dying cat. If it’s going to die, I hope it goes peacefully in its sleep
That kinda helps.
It’s dusty in here.
This lady is sorry too, as she’s doing the cat dance.
I don’t know what to say. Losing a pet sucks.
I lost two dogs of old age within a year a while back. I know the feeling, but you enter in knowing that this is going to be the end result. That doesn’t make it any easier.
In honor of Raquel Welch below
She aged well, too.
Not Raquel, but tribute is well placed.
Different leather bikini movie; The People That Time Forgot (1977), Dana Gillespie.
It’s a loose tribute
Close enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvetJ9U_tVY
If that didn’t post correctly, here’s the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoYIBEZEfw
Howdy folks!
I know that this may come as a shock to most of you…
yeah.
But I’m a massive fucking headbanger and this shit showed up on Halloween this year. First new tune in over 4 years.
Proud to report that this shit is outstreaming Imagine fucking dragons by a damn site.
This is fucking incredible.
Turn up the volume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoYIBEZEfw
From Romania’s got Talent: Good, wholesome family fun.
Stupid link!
The twelve year old boys are learning A LOT from this show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my9UbF4-Hs8