Week 10 Fallout:
-Cooper Kupp had the biggest fall. The end result was a tear of his AFL-CIO. Can’t help thinking someone will fill the void.
-The Saints kicked the tires on Brandon Marshall and figured that he’s a fine-looking rental.
-You don’t have Bengals DC Teryl Austin to kick around anymore. Who? Anyhoo, he’s done and gone.
-A 7 year-old wrote a letter to Jerrah that left scorch marks. The kid is now head of scouting for the Cowboys.
-Mark Davis said that he was completely responsible for the Raiders record. The jury is still out on who to blame for his haircut. All the votes have yet to be counted but “Bowl” is leading.
TO THE GAME!
Jizziants/Nerders:
I threw a certain Nick Mullens (all of them!) under the bus last week before his debut. Much like a number of folks on this very site, “I WAS JUST PLAYING THE ODDS!” and betting that a fella not long off the practice squad would struggle in his first start. Mullens replied with, “Wrongo, assholio!” and tossed the ball at a 72% completion rate for two scores and had not a single turnover. Now that wr Pierre Garcon has been ruled out the coaching staff has detected some sort of pattern and has activated another guy off the practice squad. This is wr Kendrick Bourne’s first ever NFL game. Asked for comment, Niners owner Jed York said, “I just hope that Kendrick Lamar’s second cousin can contribute tonight.”
Say what you will.
Shit, even if SF scores, they won’t cover the 3.5. GAMBLOR wins again.
homefield clock running
That was a loooong second.
These QB roughing penalties won’t get called during the playoffs… Like with PI, right?
84 lined up offsides on the spike
terrible QB brain cavity
Looking like Eli vs. Fitzmagic next week.
full national game, we all hope!
terrible roughing call
J Peterman got cut today
“And all Bills signees with experience serious concussions until the Rightful has returned to his deserved starting position.”
– God (Friending Me)
Oh goddammit
Shepard with ONE CHEEK = TWO FEET
Losing to the Jizziantes is an exceptional low.
HOF Eli BACK?!
I mean, 2 superb owls. Have to do it.
I don’t see a draw in the cards….so I’d really prefer not-OT
Boo. Want a tie!
“Last Monday, 20.4 MILLION viewers tuned in for 4.5 hours of football in lieu of sleeping the first night of their week. They were treated to a win — for no one.
So set your dial for Next Weeks Matchuo between the Cleveland Browns and either the New York Jets or the Bills (we’ll know by Saturday night so you’ll be able to set your fantasy lineups.)!
Goddamn it smells like the state is on fire again tonight.
We really need a marine layer to calm this shit down.
insanely bad PI call
Terrible bailout call.
Hail Bleergh!
BLEERGH demands a two minute drill sacrifice.
Went to a Dead show once. Oakland coliseum. December 1990. Monday night. MNFthat night was NYG/SF Both undefeated at that point. Set break was quite long, and there were HUNDREDS of Watchman TVs in the stands. The SECOND the 49ers kicked the game winning FG, the lights finally went out. And to erase any doubt, Bob Weir actually said ” How bout those niners!” before they started playing.
That is an entertaining experience.
I really miss Garcia.
Oof. Darkest timeline indeed.
I don’t care much for punk music generally but I do enjoy the genre that is punk bands covering popular songs.
Saquon on a LB, who wouldn’t hold?
Any LB with this matchup will be so handsy that only Gym Jordan would be able to argue their defense.
Red Dead Redemption 2 is fucking amazing.
For those who watch Raw: Tonight, Becky Lynch officially became Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Did she shotgun a beer or twelve?
Not to spoil too much, but blood and chair shots were involved. Seriously, check it out
Ooo tight end. Eli like.
he remembered Engram is alive!
–Aaron Rodgers
I’m just here waiting for the ManningFACE. That we all know is coming.
I’m having Manningface withdrawals
Obj’s hair looks like my dog fucked a grape snow cone.
Eli is done. Rarely will you see a single play that determines beyond a shadow of a doubt that a player should be replaced. Immediately. Before another play is run. Eli underthrowing a wide open OBJ in a 4th Q 20-20 tie game should SHOULD end his career. Let’s see how many JETERBUX he’s earned.
Big if true
Mrs Sharkbait: “Go fuck yourself booger.”
The Linda Cher-iff costume was gold. All of the Halloween costumes in that show are winners.
Giants having a lot more successful now that they’ve moved Beckham to the left side, away from Sherman. 49ers really need a better corner to match up with Sherman and a solid safety to hold the fort in their cover-3.
Still not entirely sure why they let go of Eric Reid.
God, I love Teddy from Bob’s Burgers!
He might be my favorite character besides Bob.
My ranking:
Teddy
Zeke
Louise
Bob
Gene
Jairo
Mr. Fishoeder
Louise is always #1, followed by Andy and Ollie
Seriously though, how was he allowed back on so fast?
http://i.imgur.com/0LQMBQJ.gif
Why are the Giants allowed to murder Marquise Goodwin?
Gamblor tip for anyone interested.
The NBA has been hitting the over at a historic level. The Vegas lines have adjusted to offset.
I’m a Bulls fan.
Still. And they do suck.
And they’ve been getting stupid high over/ unders. If the Bulls are playing another Eastern conference team and the line is over 210? Take the under.
Bang that motherfucker.
Three wins in a row doing this.
Truth!
Actually tonight they lost to Dallas, from the west and they still hit the under.
/ counts virtual cash
Maybe letting the guy who had his bell rung stay in the game was a bad idea
Goodwin having a really shitty day.
Goodwin thinks he’s playing volleyball.
Well, he was thinking that. Now he’s not doing much of that.
Huzzah, that’s a -3!
Just looking around and a new fantasy just pops up.
The Women’s World Cup was pretty awesome, from many perspectives
Is it just me, or is this crew blowing the whistle a LOT?
Not even watching and I’m gonna say yes.
Me “Is it too early to root for a tie?”
Mrs. Sharkbait: ಠ_ಠ
Booger right, Witten wrong (yet again)
I have so many questions, but I don’t think I want any answers.
You know when you raise your glasses up on your forehead then can’t remember where they are? Well, this is the extreme version of that.
Best baby shower gift eva
Hindsight is 20/20…. with these glasses!
He got straight up murdered. Oakland is that way buddy.
you got knocked tha FUCK out!
no charging circle, bitch!
Is that what that half circle in basketball is???
I thought it was a sack-jam.
I thought it meant it’s not a charge inside the circle?
right, I just phrased poorly. He was teaching a valuable basketball/life lesson!
According to my social medias something happened to Caris LeVert. Someone check on Ian.
This game…good?