NFL News:
Not a lot worth mentioning today, what with Thanksgiving tomorrow & most NFL offices taking today off because they have to work Friday.
- No Truth Biscuit on Thursday versus the Lions.
- Trubisky was downgraded from “questionable” to “doubtful” for Thursday’s game on Wednesday morning.
- The short week is partly to blame, as Coach
ShanahanNagy indicated Trubisky would probably play if the game were Sunday.
- The short week is partly to blame, as Coach
- In his place, Chase Daniel. who has started a whole two games in his nine-year career – and who hasn’t thrown a live-game pass since 2016.
- Trubisky was downgraded from “questionable” to “doubtful” for Thursday’s game on Wednesday morning.
- Aaron Rodgers has donated $1 million to the relief efforts in northern California.
- “I’m partnering with the North Valley Community Foundation and donating $1 million to help with recovery and eventual rebuild of these communities.”
- Rodgers added his long-time partner,
ErinOliviaDanicaState Farm, will donate $1 up to $1 million through the State Farm Neighborhood of Good program.
- Rodgers added his long-time partner,
- The donation is conditional on the firefighters letting his parents’ place burn to the ground.
- FYI – I typed this post at 11:00AM PT, and an hour later Deadspin tells me it somehow escalated beyond the hyperbole I’d already gone with.
- “I’m partnering with the North Valley Community Foundation and donating $1 million to help with recovery and eventual rebuild of these communities.”
https://twitter.com/JRodgers11/status/1065302831656329217
- Adrian Peterson is in trouble for talking about
beatinghittingspanking his kids again.- He told Bleacher Report in an extended piece on his rejuvenated season that he spanked his son with a belt “the other day”.
- It’s a problem for the NFL because, even though he served his probation from the original incident, his reinstatement to the NFL after that was dependent upon his agreeing to go through counseling and be a better father to his children.
- From the League’s suspension letter in 2014: You must commit yourself to your counseling and rehabilitative effort, properly care for your children, and have no further violations of law or league policy.
- Such an admission might violate Roger Goodell’s vaunted personal-conduct policy.
- Derek Carr is openly trying to get out of Oakland.
- How else can you explain his statement that “I want to mess up the draft. I don’t want the first pick.”
- In the same interview, he said his top priority is to get the team to a place where they both don’t end up with the first pick and get accused of tanking.
- Meanwhile, at a Supercuts in Sacramento, CA, a homely man in a white track suit laments to the hair technician that the angry red man who babysits him yelled at him and his dad’s ghost won’t do anything about it.
- How else can you explain his statement that “I want to mess up the draft. I don’t want the first pick.”
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Hurricanes – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Habs at Devils – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Flyers at Sabres – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Sens at Wild – 8:00PM | Sportsnet360
- Jets at Flames – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
- Canucks at Ducks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
- NBA:
- Raptors at Hawks – 7:30PM | TSN
- Lakers at Cavaliers – 8:00PM | ESPN
- Thunder at Warriors – 10:30PM | ESPN / TSN
- NCAA:
- Basketball:
- Marquette vs. Kansas – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Maui Invitational – Seventh-place game 9:00PM | ESPNU
- Middle Tennessee State vs. Virginia – 9:30PM | ESPN2
- Basketball:
Enjoy your turkey tomorrow, you gluttons. I’ll be at work, listening to the games on the radio & teaching teenagers what the phrase “going from left-to-right across your radio dial” means.
OLD SCHOOL!
Who should I start at QB this week?
Philip Rivers (vs Arizona) OR Famous Jameis (vs SF 49ers)
Rivers. Tampa’s punter will likely be qb by the second half.
follow up question:
should I have Tarik Cohen (vs Detroit) or Josh Gordon (vs NY Jets) as my FLEX?
Gordon. pats are coming off a loss and a lot of criticism from the fans. They’ll be looking to quash that, and it’s not like the Jets can do anything about it.
“They need to sit back and enjoy it.”
-Senator (R)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR4zefzP7d0
Two words: NACHOS GALACTICOS
I can’t give this enough likes.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/teen-loses-driving-license-after-49-minutes/ar-BBPXmG4?OCID=ansmsnnews11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCtzkaL2t_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab1k9e84QBI
It feels so goddamned good to be off the wagon.
Don’t overdo it.
Thumbs up to that. I won’t.
A huge meal with a bad hangover? What could go wrong?
Our plans got upended by an ambulance ride (everything’s fine) so tomorrow is probably going to consist of fried chicken and pizza and zero actual kitchen work.
You know if they catch you it’s jail time for stealing those.
On second thought; comment withdrawn.
I passed a car with a University of Virginia sticker, and honked 16 times.
I really hope they got it.
The guy that hosts my monthly poker tournament has a kid that goes to UMBC. That game was on during one of our games last year. we were going nuts. Then he called his kid and found out that UMBC is a commuter school and that there were probably more people playing cards in his basement than there were kids on the UMBC campus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9e7K6Hx_rY
Sweet Jam
Moose cleaning out their palate after eating some coleslaw.
*Moose cleaning out their palate after eating some food.
Also if I looked like that I’d lose my job.
Georgiev was definitely like “Shit, I gotta pee” after being named first star, right?
“Shit, I gotta pee”
OK, which is it?
100%. The man sure can sprint with those pads on.
inglourious basterds needs a prequel showing them in 1941-1943 French.
The Great Sweet Potato Divide.
It’s the Israeli vs Palestine, Ass vs Boobs question.
Vile, Jews, Ass. Deal with it.
Gotta back that ass vote.
You are the one bitching about “vile.” Just don’t fucking eat any. Agreed with Jews; they’ll be done murdering the Palestinians in a few year anyway.
Stop bringing them to table and I’ll stop talking about them,
You work for Big Sweet Potato, don’t you?????????
Well, they control congress, so….. but people; don’t do the marshmallows on top.
Also; I love good coleslaw, but there are a lot of shitty recipes out there, same with potato salad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OTjFqWcDQY
Also, I volunteered to make the sweet potatoes this year, so excuse me while I gut 20 oranges to use as shells for said sweet potatoes
Sweet potatoes are vile.
I love sweet potatoes. Except for the fries, the fries don’t seam to work.
Agreed.
That’s funny; I’m the exact opposite. I don’t like sweet potatoes but I will go hard on sweet potato fries.
/Takes Moose’s fries
//hands over his potato.
Sharkbait is good people
I’ve gotten a little more into sweet potatoes, but in small amounts.
Don’t get into them while they are still hot; that hurts.
That also sounds like a loot of delicious fresh orange juice.
Vile. sweet potatoes anything, coleslaw and creamed corn are the inventions of a sick disturbed persons.
I can see a few symptoms of being dropped on their heads once when they were babies, but you were obviously dribbled like a basketball.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXWYDeGhe24
Rodgers knew what he was doing wearing that “Butte Strong” shirt. He fucking boomed me. That SOB outfoxed me.
Let me tell you, everyone in the extended BFC orbit is very confident about Chase Daniel
/finishes all the beer in the northern suburbs
Have a Redeye to San Antonio tonight. It’s my parent’s 50th on Friday. Same church my dad was baptized, 1st communion and married in. Thank you all for providing 60’s songs for the event.
Madre Weaselo is making the pumpkin variant of her ricotta cookies. When Hermana Weaselo (who got home this afternoon and is out for a Friendsgiving) heard this, she said only one thing: “Why are you ruining them with pumpkin?”
Folks
Happy sorta Friday like day for those in the US.
Ice Cowboys not gonna be shut-out so … wooo?
The Ice Giants are driving the tank in the wrong direction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p00nBSNIPwg
Still the single best sitcom episode in the history of evar.
Indeed
Part of it is no annoying fucking laughing track.
I’m pre-baking a yellow squash casserole for tomorrow and sauteing sausage, peppers and onions for supper tonight. The kitchen smells yum!
Mom forgot to take the turkey out of the freezer while I was out of town. It’s not a really big turkey, but it’s still like a rock.
This could get interesting. I need to find the hair dryer.
If you have a big enough container drop it in a warm (not hot) salt brine.
Yeah, I was just wondering if the sink is deep enough, actually. Oh well, not much choice I guess.
Wish me luck.
A redneck without a 5 gallon bucket? Well I’ll be…
Well, not one I’d want to put food into, no.
The alcohol you’re supposed to put into it sterilizes it though! Wait no, that’s college students.
Isn’t the turkey still wrapped in plastic?
Allegedly. But until it thaws I won’t know for sure it’s completely sealed still.
The heat will kill anything bad.
Not the radiation.
I once used a plastic ice chest to thaw/brine a twenty pound clump of frozen catfish. Worked great if you are willing to believe a bunch of drunk rednecks. (Don’t get me started on frozen calf fries…)
Similar with salmon.
Just get in the tub with it.
tWBS tomorrow:
Just throw it in a deep fat fryer and run, ya pussy.
I’m tired.
Also, I almost died today on I-95 just outside of Fayetteville, NC. Fortunately, Dave is still unblemished since his recent repairs. But it was close. Maybe I don’t cruise at 90+ during rush hour anymore?
Yeah, that seems wise.
Considering traffic how did you get up to 90 mph at rush hour the day before Thanksgiving? Possibly even 19 mph!
Myself and four other cars (I was 4th in line of 5) were cruising along. Then we topped a rise, on the other side of which traffic was stopped dead. No movement.
We all kinda jammed the brakes panicked-ly and fortunately managed to not hit one another.
My heart rate went up a little bit though.
We almost T-boned someone on a 4 lane road who was making a right turn into a parking lot to our left. They decided that pulling into the opposite lane without looking was a good idea.
You ever eat too much at Thanksgiving, fall asleep, then wake up feeling like you’ve just been mauled?
So I saw Creed II with Padre Weaselo for his birthday. It was fine but clearly not as strong as the first Creed.
I’m happy I’m out of the sling and can carve the bird tomorrow. Other than that not much cooking for me so copious amounts of booze and football tomorrow!
With dogshow and parade mixed in there too
Slinging on Thanksgiving is always awkward anyway.
I’d love to hang with you buttcracks long into the evening but I got’s to wake at about 5:30 EST. NIGHTERS!
Hey Beerguy,
Oli Juolevi was a last minute scratch in Utica tonight. Sounds like he’s getting called up
Either that or he had some bad steamed hams.
Weird to see the Rodgers family start Thanksgiving fights early rather than waiting til there’s almost no time left to then have Aaron lead a comeback that brings the house down.
Nice reading of the Carr quotes, Rob. That’s a damn fine soft sell for “Fire me, you fucks”. Shanahanian, even.
Gruden made it clear almost right away that he didn’t like Carr. I for one can’t wait to see Carr traded and do well while the Raiders become the new #ThePauls
Carr gets sent to the Donks, and destroys the Raiders for a decade. Hippo and Moose cum. Hard.
Disciplining with the belt is a cultural cornerstone! Where’s my fainting futon? Pussies.
For the record: yes I was, no I didn’t.
#MeToo*
* the beating and not beating thingy you’re referencing
Are you getting The Vapors?
“Damned straight.” – Junior Galette
Sidney Crosby continues to be a demigod. Wow, that goal. Find a replay if you can; it’ll be on SportsCenter for sure.
Great musical choice! Radio Ga Ga is one of ToddlerZilla’s favorite songs
Zaga/Duke is bananaballs.
That must have been quite the comeback by Duke. It’s too bad they didn’t quite get there the way that UConn did during the national semifinal game in 2004.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edylGVZXIQc