I hate the Cowboys. I have for quite some time. Let’s go back to the days before home computers, cell phones and social media. The written word was just beginning to take hold despite what the naysayers were nay saying. A rock applied to the head with varying degrees of force was a good enough means of communication for my grandfather and it’s good enough for me-whatever my name is! Then, as now, oldish white guys decided what was going to be placed before your eyebulbs and as far as football was concerned, they didn’t think they could do any better than the Dallas Cowboys. Little boy me didn’t know what ‘market over-saturation’ was then and still don’t now.
You couldn’t escape. Prime time TV, Sports Illustrated, Sport magazine, Inside Sport magazine-they extolled the countless virtues of a Roger Staubach, a Tom Landry, a Tony Dorsett (until he got a wee bit uppity) or a [insert white player’s name here]. I was able to free myself from the shackles of this form of mind manipulation for the most part. (I sometimes get half a chub when footage of Golden Richards is shown)
I therefore understand the hate/contempt that some have shown for the Seahawks though I don’t partake. To me, Coach Carroll is just another silly millionaire-type coach-guy that lives in a wee bubble of his own making so, whatever. He can loudly chew gum, strut the sidelines and conduct tours of Tower 6 all he likes.
Oh right-the game
Seattle/Dallas:
Gimme Kit Carson and Co. and a late field goal. No more talk of Dallas.
Conduct yourselves accordingly. To what? No idea.
Suzy Kolber vs. Erin Andrews is like the Beatles vs. Elvis of our time.
In that there is an obviously correct answer.
The line at the beginning of the game was Sea +2.5. Roofie von Poland getting hurt fucks things up.
yea, no FG from seattle from here on out
Gonzaga is in Spokane, not Seattle. They are very different.
Is Gonzaga good this year?
Yeah, I get every game on their NBC affiliate. They are global and get dudes from everywhere. They are stacked. Elite 8 for sure.
The kid from Japan is on the Spurs radar. Is he good? The Spurs can fix a players’ shot.
As per nbc, he plays the right way. Basically he is confused but listens.
https://weei.radio.com/blogs/john-tomase/graphic-middle-america-apparently-really-hates-new-england-patriots
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Hey, fuck you, Oklahoma.
“Hey, fuck you, Oklahoma.”
-Cherokee Nation
“Hey, fuck you.”
— Oklahoma
Why would anyone bother to hate the Jets?
Cause if you don’t take Miami serious, they were the most recent challenge to the Pats maybe? I dunno. I’m kind of sad but feel confirmed that no one hates the Redacteds, mostly cause they haven’t been relevant for 20 years
Map doesnt show the reservations
Probably more fans of the Jets in the region for them to hate
No one in this state even knows the Rams exist. Half of us hate the Seahawks because FUCK SEATTLE, but yeah, no one cares about the Rams.
Wisconsin hating the Packers: a shareholder’s revolt.
I think you’re confusing Wis and Minn?
Oh yeah, right. I guess I’m officially drunk enough to be an honorary Wisconsianite
Its bullshit that Michigan has the bears. I get they dont like Chicago in every other sport, but seriously.
Also it’s a testament as to how pathetic a division the AFC south is as 1 state randomly hates the Texans
Oh shit, I totally missed that. Good eye. I guess those Probably Titans Fans are super happy tonight!
Well, you can’t expect Packers fans to care about the Lions.
True. Fuck you upper peninsula!
Back from dinner. Not even 7pm. So old.
BFC’s timezone: triangulated.
Early bird special at Billingsley’s on Pico near Sawtelle!
Kick lefty, it’s not that hard to play switch
He’s already a lefty kicker.
“Does he need another one?” – Allen Hurns
Who kick fer C-HOX now, den?
The Aussie drop kicker
their punter drop kicks!
An Australian from Texas, who, book it, is going to win the game on a 55-yarder as time expires.
Because Jerry Jones owns the Cowboys and the universe is not going to give him more than it already has. it’s tough, but fair.
the 12th man of course
That should be the start of a David Bowie video parody
Isn’t that the pair from the Emo Eagles?
I used up all the good ones.
I should save this one for when KC goes one and done again
Whatever, the imaginary non-Kosher birds gotta kick more ass with their lack of fins
wait, are people kosher? I don’t think they’re explicitly banned unless we fall under pork?
Only people who keep kosher their whole lives could qualify as kosher.
Because you are what you eat! Which is totally true on a molecular level
It all depends on how you drain the blood and prepare the meat.
– Hannibal Leibowitz.
Emma please
Todd MacCulloch from Winnipeg Manitoba went to University of Washington. He was very difficult to play against. He went on to play Shaq in the NBA finals.
this first half seems weird.
I’ve never Janikowski and THE BEN in the same room.
Because they’re in different stalls
HARF. Silly, he is kick man I am throw man.
Ben Janikowski is a cleaner at the Fairmont, his wife Marishka and daughter Anya are back in Lodz.
Goddamn it, I refreshed and it’s still way behind. FUCK YOU SLINGTVV SUBSIDIARY OF DIRECTV
Pfft, Putin can go to space and back quicker than SlingTV
it’s almost like it’s not worth the marginal savings of not-having cable 😀
“Give it a second.” – Louis starting to commit a misdemeanor
FAT GUY DOWN!
Seabass might have just died.
Spontaneous Gout Combustion?
That’s a hamstring. No Seattle kicking in the second half.
John Elway was always Donks’ backup punter and placement kicker. Part of me was always excited for a kicker owie.
2 point tries for Seattle the rest of the way!
If only Romo had that option
oh gee, SeaBass hurt hisself such a shame
HURT KICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe don’t ask the morbidly obese man to stretch himself like that?
Somewhere a Grammatica brother feels a shiver run down his spine.
Clint Dempsey played for Fulham and the Sounders. He is a fucking GOD.
GODDAMN IT WHY CAN MY STREAM NOT BE CURRENT WITHIN A FEW SECONDS!?
lag issues brother
Leg issues?
Bet on the missed FG
I just need to find a bookie with a similarly shitty view
You just have to scroll the comments page down proportional to the lag of your stream
So, now they decide to play? At least the last two minutes of the game will be entertaining.
YARP
Janikowski looks about eighty in that helmet
His head probably weights that much
That’s probably his blood-alcohol content too.
go team yea!
Give that kicker a diamond encrusted mouth piece
Seattle, Portland and Vancouver play for the Cascadia Cup. Cascadia wants to be it’s own country. Look it up!
I like Tyler Lockett right now. He hasn’t done anything horrible I should know about, right?
He’s clean. As far as anyone knows.
He hasn’t been caught yet, no.
you have time for 2 plays. you have 2 timeouts. Why run to sideline?
habit? habit? rabbit?
“Because that’s what they expect us to do!!”
-Pete ‘Jet Fuel’ Carroll
Oh so close to broken Hippo thumbs
/Hippo almost pisses self
Kicker tackle ahoy!
yay points!
Dirty Heads and Matisyahu played at a 100 year old theatre the same weekend as the fail mary.
Finally a score. Princeton might want to go no huddle
When the Seahawks were relocated to Husky Stadium they played the Eagles, the campus was dry it was 35 degrees Celsius. It was also sorority pledge day.
If you want half time entertainment, Duke is playing on the 4 letter network with Vitale calling.
You’ll feel better about Buck and Aikman.
Plus that have a Jack White and another guy that looks like the lead singer of The 1975.
Also at half a street fighter 3rd strike stream at twitch
I hear this ever tim Zeke carries the ball
http://www.picslyrics.net/images/508523-weird-al-yankovic-even-ezekiel-thinks-that-my-mind-is-gone.jpg
The ‘I used to herd livestock, but my job was killed by tariffs and now Russians sell beef to the Chinese instead of me so I’ve started shooting fentanyl into my dick because that’s the only place I can find a vein’ team isn’t doing so well
it’s fun when Dok drank
Wait, which team is that?
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Run a play for Jarwin
There are still many cover bands in Seattle that play from the grunge age.
Watching this game on my phone seems very fitting, in that I can’t see much but nothing’s happening anyway. It’s like Schroedinger’s Wild Card Game.
please don’t settle for 3
You say “settle” like they’re not going to run it into the line twice right now.
Or, you know, not.
nice defense, assholes
“nice defense, asshole”
Me, after losing another pair of pants to a late-night Taco Bell run.
Finland 1-0 USA End 2. USA need to play much better in the 3rd
Only the cowboys could have had that horrific an injury and still have an incredibly boring game
Sure, if you’re one of those weirdos who put meaning in statistics and numbers…
NERRRRD.
IT’S 6 TO 3 FOLKS
aka The Jerry Sandusky dilemma
Jesus, Awuzie is not gonna have a good time in the film room next week.
And by “next week” I mean “next season if the goddamn Cowboys don’t start moving the fucking football down the field!“
Remind me again, what did charles haley do that was bad?
liked to pull his dick out in locker room, team meetings, etc.
So do I. What’s your point?
His is black.
I’m hung like a fucking horse.
Louis C.H.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zM6Na3cZz8
Wow, I’ve heard a lot about the 90s cowboys shenanigans, but my God that’s a hell of a Google search
He’s the Last Naked Warrior
What is cocaine and steroids?
Pure guess, seriously
Read “Boys Will Be Boys” by Jeff Pearlman about the Johnson/Switzer Cowboys. It’s hysterical. Somebody here (on the old site) recommended it to me, and I recommend it as well. You’ll learn in detail about Charles Haley’s dick.
There’s a story, maybe from that book, about a strip club in Arlington that basically only existed because of the Cowboys’ players who went there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zidiWe9yq88
I suspect I somehow lost quite a bit of time on my stream…..I’m in the past! Quick! What happens in the next 20 seconds I can bet on?