Your Afternoon-ish NFC Wild Card Game Open Thread

I finish this intro off with 6 minutes left in the Bolts/Dead Birds game. Please Football Deity, let your glorious light shine through in this tilt in the form of touchdowns, great catches, good execution on both sides of the ball, clever play-calling and solid defense. We have been dutiful all the year long and deserve better. Amen.

TO THE GAME!

Brotherly Love/Broad Shoulders:

 

I hope that neither of the kickers here win the Mike Badgley of Honor Award for their actions today. I mentioned in the autre intro that the Ravens had shut opponents down over the last few games to the tune of 13 per. Dose Bears have done even better over their last four-10 points they’ve surrendered on average. This is a great time of the year to be putting the thumbscrews to hapless miscreants that happen to wander on to the turf. One caveat-Foles has over the last 3 games been number uno in passing yards, completion percentage, yards per attempt and net yards per pass attempt. He’s caught and maintained fire before so who knows how things might play out.*

*one of the ways it’s gonna play out is that the Bears defenders are going to target those bruised ribs and rough him up a little. That’s just what aggressive D’s try to do. Inflict pain.

As for the Truth Biscuit, qb’s seeing their very first playoff action (see: Jackson & Watson) usually need to get a loss under their game cups in order to understand what it takes to come out on top. If he just plays the game-managing game and stands back so that the other talent flourishes he should be okay.

Buckle up-should be a good ‘un.

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Petronel

WHAT

Mr. Ayo

DOINK!!!

Dunstan

DOUBLEDOINK?
Collinsworth is one of us
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

Redshirt

He is? YAY! I’m no longer the most hated person here!

Doktor Zymm

Holy Shit. WHY have I not realized that Cody Parkey needs to be on the Bills because then he would be BUFFALO BILL CODY PARKEY

...

This is hell

Brocky

Narcff…..

SonOfSpam

Left or right upright?

Redshirt

Crossbar

Petronel

Two out of three

WCS

Give me some lottery numbers.

Redshirt

1 2 3 4 5 Power/Mega Ball 6

SonOfSpam

WE’RE BOTH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Redshirt

It counts!

SonOfSpam

NostraSpamus.

King Hippo

upright AND crossbar, mein GOTT

Petronel

Hippo, place all your bets for anything ever NOW

Spur

am going with wide left.

Gatoraids

Either way Chokelor will be appeased

...

This city will burn if he misses

Gratliff

oh my god fuck everyone

Redshirt

Parkey Lewis Can’t Lose

King Hippo

I like the end zone shot

...

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

Brocky

Goffugf f fg

Spur

that is too far. He’ll miss it if they kick from there.

Doktor Zymm

LOL at BE YOU. being at the bottom of the play sheet

King Hippo

maybe the WORST KICKER IN THE NFL

Gratliff

can’t breathe kill me

Doktor Zymm

THAT’S A GOOD BIKKIE!

Spur

I think that Bird Corner was bagging groceries last week.

Doktor Zymm

OH!

Doktor Zymm

44 YARDS OF FAITH

...

I WILL FIGHT PEOPLE OVER TRUBISKY’S HONOR

King Hippo

incredible throw

Gratliff

i want to die

...

We all do!!!

SonOfSpam

Just setting up Foles to win with a 90 yard pass.

Spur

At least get in range for a FG try.

...

I just fucking shrieked

Gratliff

onononoononono

King Hippo

YUP, Parkey to win or lose.

fleshwound_NPG

YES

Brocky

Godd….

Gratliff

THREE DOWNS TO LIVE

...

OH GOD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS

King Hippo

Leonard Muthafuckin’ Cohen!

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

*crawls out of hole with viking hat eschew* Evening gents. How fare the two teams that are the bane of my existence?

Gratliff

ofucofucofucofuck

The Maestro

Smendell Wallwood?

fleshwound_NPG

HOPE

SonOfSpam

“After review, the ruling is confirmed or stands or whatever. I don’t even know any more. This job is beyond me, and I’m really kind of afraid I’m gonna screw it up.”

Gratliff

LET’S GO *vomit*

Sharkbait

He’s short

fleshwound_NPG

next weeks games gonna be 41-31

Doktor Zymm

‘Hi, I know we had a nice night, but I would like to return this thing’

Gratliff

Oh god the nerves

...

Cody Parkey is the Bears last hope

lol

...

Thank God I’ve hit the perfect spot of drunk where I can just curl up and feel a pleasant buzz until falling asleep.

King Hippo

Will Cody Parkey get the chance to wear the goat horns?

SonOfSpam

CLANG

Col. Duke LaCross

I hate everything about this game.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– Eli Manning, attempting to learn to play Settlers of Catan

hippofant

Would someone please trade me some sheep?!

SonOfSpam

As long as you’re not from Scotland.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– Tim Tebow, playing Scrabble

SonOfSpam

– Bethany Hamilton, playing Twister

Redshirt

– Melania Trump, staring at her wedding ring

Redshirt

Is a referee allowed to use a ruler or a straight edge when reviewing a play?

Petronel

Especially given who’s playing, seems appropriate

– nm, misremembered