They (people) are saying as of the morning time that the snow’s a’falling and will taper off during the afternoon. WHO WILL THIS FAVOR? HOW? WHY? I MUST KNOW! WILL THERE BE SLUSH? WILL SOMEONE THAT DOES’NT USUALLY WEAR GLOVES BE WEARING GLOVES?
Sorry for the rampant capitalization folks-I was just preparing you for the most important screeching queries the pre-gamers will be filling air-time with. That said, ‘snow football’ is a precious treat that doesn’t come along nearly as often as it should. Anyone remember that game where no one could see the sideline or the yard markers? I do, sorta. I recall that there were two teams involved and that one of them beat the other. God, memories… [sighs]
TO THE GAME!
Young Horsies/Old Native Americans:
As far as injuries are concerned wr Sammy Watkins is expected to parka up but safety Malik Hooker (on the hook to help tamp down the influence of Tyreek) is questionable.
The delightful A. Schefter has pointed out-as have many others-that the Colts have won as many playoff tilts at Arrowhead as have the Chiefs themselves. So there might be something to my theory that the stadium was built on an old Indian’s* Pet Cemetery Scorned Woman Wrongfully-Executed Man Burial Ground. Subscribe to my blog if you want to learn more.
I am a bit concerned that if one combines the above with Andy Reid’s playoff adventures/negative clock juju, the Chiefs might have too much going against them. The Colts have scored TD’s on their first two drives in each of their last two games but then tend to settle into the running game and let the D do the lifting the rest of the game. You and I [winks] both know that a two-score lead is nothing to a fella that tossed 50 six-pointers this past regular season. The Colts OC Nick Sirianni (why is this guy not more prominently mentioned these days?) says that his #1 job is to put up points today and he’ll most likely have to do a 40-spot ’cause them KC’ers average 35 overall.
Is the laundry folded? Okay, now you can watch the game.
*forgive the outdated nomenclature but damnit, I needed it in order to make the joke work
Is that why eating ass is fashionable now?
Now!?
There we go!!
FUCK YOU MONKEY BUSINESS!!!
I don’t hate the Colts, but I still fucking hate that fucker.
Battleship Manning is meeting the Bismarck as we speak.
The Colts end up a game short of another banner.
2018 AFC SEMI-FINALIST
Only the worst people rail against participation trophies and then demand them.
#theConfederacy
Can’t wait for the “1-1” T-shirts.
Why isn’t there (more) traffic for a home playoff game in LA?
(I jinxed myself)
This game went exactly how I predicted!
*Game did not go how I predicted.
Haha. Couldn’t even get the play off
HODOR just wanted to go home.
HOMEDOR.
CATCH YOUR GARBAGE DOWN!!
/now am mad
Wow.
Michaels: (on mic) “First time #he’s been target tonight.” (off mic) “He just showed the world why.”
Garbage TD to Ebron or Colts RB would help me in my insanity playoff fantasy thing
Seems like a good time to grab a shower, put on my lucky Emmitt Smiff jersey, (Dallas literally never wins when I wear it), and load up on some high-octane Lagunitas so that I don’t feel the pain when LA runs train on the Cowboys tonight.
See ya in a bit!
Dallas literally never wins either way. But if they beat LA I won’t mind
Jerrah going to unveal his tomahawk missiles installed in his new yacht during the game yeeehaw
Emmitt Smiff is in Vegas signing autographs this weekend, but I had to get out of there before I could see what havoc he would wreak on the written word
Game blouses
SNOWBALLS!!!!!
found a funny:
[snail newsroom]
“Another slow news day, fellas?”
*newsroom erupts into laughter*
{snails eventually high-5}
I came home and found a snail on my front porch, so I picked it up and tossed it out in the yard.
6 weeks later I came home and the same snail was on my front porch. “What the fuck was up with that?” the snail queried me, in perfect British accented English.
Awfully nice of the Colts’ defender to pull Williams into the end zone after stopping him on the 2.
Welp, Hippo’s pissed.
Garbage time TD upcoming.
there is still some garbage time! Plus, the bulk of the bet was still Chefs -3.5
It’s just a little slimy! It’s still good, it’s still good!
New England over-under against KC. 40?
center it, kick the FG at 2:00
Or, you know, not.
Holy damn. Bad penalty is bad.
That was New England-esque.
Wait…did he not get a hand on that punt? I could have sworn he made contact.
Kansas City….gonna…win?
That can’t be a fucking penalty.
That was awful.
the fuck was that??
That’s So Andy!
Hold My Beer! – Hobo Reich
Ideal margin is ideal.
No backdoor cover please!
Yeah!!!!
hee hee, why I goosed the spread down to 3.5 (or 4.5?)
At least it’s snowing again, which is the only reason I turned this game on in the first place
they tried Redshirt’s onside kick!
Not on purpose, from what it looks.
We’re going to find out that Vinatieri was playing with two sprained ankles, an injured clavicle, and suffered three heart attacks during the game.
I call that Tuesday – Andy R., Kansas City, MO
How the fuck does andy Reid have 3 time outs this late in the fourth quarter?
Was that Robert E Lee who missed that PAT?
That rhymes!
i’m a poet and didn’t know it
the previewer I have pimped all season (That’s Good Sports’ Brandon Perna) mentioned the fuckety misses Old Man Vinateri has had this season (leading up to this game)
I haven’t seen a Reich let down by an Italian like this since 1943
We’ve secretly replaced Adam Vinatieri with a ninety year-old man…no, just kidding, we didn’t.
Adam Vinatieri’s job is to fuck the Colts over with kicks, right?
Looks like Father Time has caught up with Vinatieri.
WOMP WOMP redux
SHANK’LOR
the doink looms large
lol
Colts must’ve entered the Game Genie code for 5 Quarters before they started the game.
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS
let’s go FG!!