It’s Conference Championship Weekend, folks.
There will be bad calls. There will be delays for video reviews. And you will be pissed off. And maybe a little drunk.
Well….maybe more than a little.
When the smoke clears, the Rams and Chiefs will still be standing.
I think….but don’t quote me on that.
Pat and Tyreek gon’ have ‘demselves a ring in a few weeks. Trust me.
(don’t trust me)
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Conference Championship Sunday
As I’ve mentioned before, I’ve always preferred Conference Championship Sunday to Superb Owl Sunday. The reasons are simple.
- Two games.
- Better games.
- No 8 hour pre-game shows.
- No hour long halftime shows.
- No non-football fans fucking things up with their stupid ass parties.
It really is that simple.
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Other Sports On Your Tee Vee Box To Make You Feel Like A Champion 2Nite
NHL
No national broadcasts in the lower 48. COME ON GARY YOU’RE BETTER THAN THIS!!!!!
Oh no, I forgot, you’re not. Check your locals, and good luck Canadia.
NBA
- San Antonio @ Minnesota – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Golden State @ LAC – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
NCAA Hoops
- (19)Maryland @ thee Ohio State – 6:30pmEST – TV: FS1
- Ohio U @ Toledo – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Northwestern @ Rutgers – 7:00pmEST – TV: B1GN
- Saint Joe’s @ Saint Louis – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- E. Michigan @ (16)Buffalo – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Xavier @ (22)Villanova – 8:30pmEST – TV: FS1
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And Then There Were Four
Enjoy…
NFC Championship
Rams @ Saints (-3.5) – 3:05pm Sunday January 20 – FOX
Yowza!!!! RAMMIT!!!!! just took on a whole new meaning.
Take the Rams and the points here.
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AFC Championship
Patriots @ Chiefs (-3.0) – 6:40pm Sunday January 20 – CBS
I’d feast on that like Andy Reid out back at the KFC dumpster.
Take the Chiefs, give the points in this one.
**Disclaimer: DO NOT take tWBS’ betting advice. You will lose more often than not.
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Trophies Will Be Taken
When I first saw that backdrop, I thought it said “Turbolaxative”. Which doesn’t seem fun whatsoever. Maybe even a little painful.
Meh.
Yeah, I know, you were expecting “We Are The Champions”. But I zagged when you though I was gonna zig.
Have a great weekend, everyone. Pace yourselves.
Love ya’s.
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The reason this website is grinding to a halt is a 31.8 MB gif of a baseball hitting a guy in the balls during the ceremonial opening pitch. (1:10 AM DFO time)
I love a nut shot as much as the next guy but this gif is killing this site.
Let’s delete this as if it was an exposed female nipple.
Wow, I was high when I wrote that.
came across this recipe just now-blows my noggin.
blob:https://www.epicurious.com/bee85769-6639-4ce7-8599-43f5863bdf65
It’s gone. What was it?
Complete silliness is what it was. Here goes another try,
https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/salted-water-for-boiling-105591
Dear Lord.
LOL
There is something on this DFO post that is eating processor time and RAM. On my Mac desktop it is using up to 85%. My iPad is freezing up, on this page only.
Oh sorry. I have a 30 minute video below where I jack off into various receptacles.
It’s the high quality gif of the fat guy getting a baseball to the balls.
You are correct, sir. It is 31.8 MB.
GIFs don’t really use much. They load only when visible. It’s YouTube videos that really do it, as they all seem to preload when the page is accessed. But I think there’s something else here.
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Gonna go out on a limb here…Phil Lynott is one of my favorite black Irish bass-playing lead singers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8Q-LY_x8tM
“I detect notes of blackberry, pepper, and tuna.”
DOWN GOES JAYSXON!
Forget Oasis…these are the brothers who need to reunite and tour again. (COULD HAPPEN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WsmSgBRUe4
You’ll enjoy tomorrow’s open thread, then.
BRITISH MOTHERFUCKING INVASION
(written by McCartney, because he wrote everything…gave it to the ginger dude because he was bangin his sis)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tdx6lLvvRyg
Is that Velma from Scooby Doo?
Love child of Velma and Austin Powers.
Nice of her to be his airbag. Courteous lass.
Here’s my final take on Love Actually:
It’s like Road House without the joy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyVI2aD2xh8
That’s…. i’m not quite sure. I think I get it….
They’re both movies that are so bad that they’re good, although in Road House half the characters are killed off.
Plus, Road House has “I used to fuck guys like you in prison” as dialogue.
That was in Love Actually too.
Oh yeah. Alan Rickman’s best line.
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I did that once.
I mean her, not the chip shot.
WEIRD! I had that same dream.
Woah. It took me literally 5 minutes to notice Quagmire.
Actually won the first Edgar award in 1954. Never heard of it…
She looks so good there…
Indeed she does.
And Paul Bunyon was never allowed at the beach again.