Your “And Then There Were Only Three” NFC Champeenship Game Open Thread

But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there’s two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can’t count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got me on the the ‘not being able to count’ observation but I will counter that I was talking about the number of games left.

Yup, that reality that everyone knows about but no one wants to address. (It’s a lot like a beautiful woman letting rip a real stinker in an elevator full of strangers) There’s only three to be played and 66% of them will be gone in mere hours. We’re winding another season down folks and much like me flexing in a mirror, it ain’t pretty.

TO THE GAME!

Ewe Bangers/Halo Huggers:

Injuries:

The Rams have not a one fella on the injury report but the Saints will be missing te Watson with an appendicitis and wr Kirkwood as well. The latter didn’t get the ball often but in five of the last seven games of the season his longest catch ranged from 19 to 42 yards and he picked up a couple of TD’s along the way.

Surprise!:

With the emergence of C.J. Anderson the Rams have morphed into something of a power running club. This is a huge advantage for The Other Sean because there is so little game film for defenders to look at and you gotta know that McVay is scribbling new plays and formations on a napkin as we speak. On top of this development is the fact that qb Goff has a solid stats vs. the Saints-he’s throwing at a 66% clip and his TD’s far outnumber his INT’s.

Scoreghazi? Nah.:

As mentioned last week by yours truly, the Saints finished up the latter part of the regular season averaging 19 a game and tossed up just 20 last week. Brees is content with Kamaro, Ingram and wr Scott moving the chains rather than looking for the big play. (though he will toss one up if it’s available-Ginn Jr. will be the one to drop it today) Witness last week when the New Orleans O took an entire quarter out of the game on that long drive in the 3rd. Also, cb Talib was missing last time these two met and Scott went off for 200+ yards against cb Peters. Talib is just as physical as Scott and should be able to push him out/off of a route or two.

Ace up sleeve:

I think the edge belongs to the Saints once again. Taysom Hill is what Tim Tebow would be if he was possessed of any humility whatsoever. Secondly, Payton’s proclivity for chancing it on 4th downs tends to pay off. [pulls stat out of nutsack] He’s gone for it 18 times this year and been successful on 15 of them. This could be the difference in a tightly-contested game.

Prediction:

That’s for everyone else-I just know this is going to be a great game. [whispers] Saints by 3.

Let’s tie one on.

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Redshirt

Aw RRRAMIT!

Sharkbait

Saw one unveiled at CES. Why??

Gratliff

The only CES news you need in thread form:
https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1083476320808398849

Senor Weaselo

Does it give me happy poppy time?

Senor Weaselo

Insurmountable offsides penalty!

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lol stupid Rams

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

New drinking game idea: drink whenever Ted Finn has a drop.

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Hey! It’s very hard to catch a football with fins, smart ass.

Redshirt

Ah, the Goff’s headset was acting up.

Coach: “Do not throw an interception!”
Transmission: “Do…” (static) “…throw an interception!”

King Hippo

9-nil, insurmountable

Mr. Ayo

Love your optimism!

Recovery Whiskey

NIL? That theres soccer talk

Edit Got your wish no 9-NIL

Gratliff
Brocky

So…..

How guilty should I feel that one of these guys gets injured just enough that they miss the pro bowl, allowing trubisky to take the spot

Redshirt

State Farm is teaching kids everyone that they should be offended when they get a hand me down car for free.

Sharkbait

Instill consumerism early

King Hippo

they just throw to whoever Marcus Peters is on. SMRT

King Hippo

I might as well just turn the fucking teevee off

Sharkbait

Mrs Sharkbait is all about Breesus today. Fantasy football loyalty carries through to the playoffs apparently

herodotus450

So you can just smash your helmet into another guy’s now, eh?

bk109

How cute, It’s almost as if you expected the NFL to have a consistent penalty policy applied evenly against any offender…..

Spur

That’s a head ouchie.

litre_cola

Brees Brady book it.

King Hippo

please ppl – boycott this knob slobbering event if/when it happens

Recovery Whiskey

Thats the marketing arm of the NFL’s dream, so…

King Hippo

Dunno even what a John Wick is, and here comes “Chapter 3?”

bk109

It’s Keanu Reeves Shoots Stereotypes That Killed His Dog and the sequel – John Wick Kills Other People ’cause sequel money!

Redshirt

John Wick is Keanu Reeves as a hitman. I didn’t see the 2nd one, but the 1st one as pretty good.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I think they were both pretty cool movies.

Ian Scott McCormick

Neither did Iosef
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNBTNaqSP0I&t
Just don’t bust in his house and kill his dog and you should be fine.

bk109

And don’t call him “Granny Yaga”, ’cause seriously – how didn’t any fucking script supervisor catch that….

Recovery Whiskey

Thought I was feeling suicidal all of a sudden

Spur

Ok Suh. Your mission on this drive is to stomp on Brees throat.

Spur

Now the Rams select to not use CJ Anderson? Why didnt you do this last week!

herodotus450

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Recovery Whiskey

I like that Rammit reverted to their Jeff Fisher unis today.

Redshirt

No choice. NFL doesn’t allows for alternate away uniforms. Because who would want to advertise multiple uniforms that can be bought for $100?

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They aren’t a proper homage to Fisher unless they have a fake mustache on their facemask.

Mr. Ayo

Progress on that drive!

Ian Scott McCormick

As a Giants fan, I don’t even mind the Patriots winning games. Hell, it just makes it all the funnier that our paste eating QB has stolen two of his rings.

King Hippo

yeah, this game is already over. FUCK’S SAKE

King Hippo

oh goodie, Baby Buster is all on his own playcalling

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Honestly as long as the Patriots lose today I don’t care what else happens today or in two weeks.

fleshwound_NPG

old enough to remember title games and super bowls without them and life was ok.

King Hippo

this is by far the most important event

Dunstan

Getting real tired of this bizarre narrative that “everyone is counting the Pats out!” Except for, you know, EVERY SINGLE PERSON on EVERY SINGLE PANEL SHOW who is still tongue-bathing Brady as much as ever. You would think that if “everyone” was underestimating NE, they’d be able to, you know, provide one example.

I get why the Pats themselves are indulging in this NOBODY BELIEVES IN US crap, because athletes do weird shit to motivate themselves, but the media isn’t obliged to take it seriously.

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Almost the entire Patriots fanbase takes it seriously.

fleshwound_NPG

sean payton using belichick’s radio jammer?

Gratliff

Please stop buying smart home shit. It is all so bad.

Recovery Whiskey

Internet of things!!! Bad things

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Networking my dick so everyone knows when I’m horny

Gratliff
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I would never call my wood smart.

King Hippo

yeah, like I gots anything to steal anyways

Spur

Shhhhhh. Open IP webcams are a great way to spend a night

Gratliff

A big thing these days is police trying to gain instant access to school camera systems, by trying to convince schools to either NAT camera systems or giving police back doors into school network. Fortunately, ours are not IP camera systems, and my boss has the same sensibilities about security and overreach that I do, and has been pushing back constantly on it. That being said, we’re in the extreme minority on resisting it, and it’s just a matter of time before drones start hauling kids away when the camera catches a pot plant sticker in their locker.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

LOOK OUT OLD PEOPLE THE DARK WEB IS COMING TO GET YOU!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s been playing midnight basketball so it has learned to function without sleep!

Ian Scott McCormick

You really have to explain that Dark Web isn’t Black Twitter.

King Hippo

#WokeThoughts

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think we need to make “Damnit, Rammit” a thing.

King Hippo

Gurley Man apparently agrees

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Yes, but who will RAM the RAMMERS?

Senor Weaselo

Relative win for RAMMIT there.

Spur

Traditionally one of these games is a blowout and the other is close.

King Hippo

and I predicted backwards

fleshwound_NPG

rather the 2nd game be a blowout, either way

King Hippo

angry sleep is still spent asleep, agreed

King Hippo

Saints shut down Gurley first time, too. They had to win with WRs today, but seems OKC Bomber has learned fuckall.

Spur

Dammit Rams!

Senor Weaselo

Another tipperception?

Doktor Zymm

Whoa, not a good job Gurley

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Ah, so who will RAMMIT now, Rams?

King Hippo

yup, this shall be a romp. FUCK MY STUPID FUCKING LIFE

fleshwound_NPG

…ballgame?

Gatoraids

Hot potato

Recovery Whiskey

HAhaha

Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!

yeah right

Motherfucker. I just got a jury summons. February 19th IN?

Compton. Goddamnit there’s a courthouse right over here at the 405 and Imperial, the fuck I got to go to Compton?

Again!

LemonJello

Just make your belief in the death penalty for ALL infractions of the law known and you’ll be excused from jury duty and on your way in no time.

Spur

Wear your MAGA hat.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You’re an aging white guy; odds are good you are the very first person the defense strikes.

Gratliff

Get one of them Chinese MAGA hats. That should work.

Senor Weaselo

It’s ear-splitting noise, but did you know that it’s also loud in Seattle?

litre_cola

The city where they throw fish?

fleshwound_NPG

3 dudes were around michael thomas

see that philly? that is how you do a coverage against the saints

nomonkeyfun

I don’t why every team doesn’t do the kick off short of the endzone.

Spur

when’s the last time you kicked a football?