But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there’s two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can’t count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got me on the the ‘not being able to count’ observation but I will counter that I was talking about the number of games left.
Yup, that reality that everyone knows about but no one wants to address. (It’s a lot like a beautiful woman letting rip a real stinker in an elevator full of strangers) There’s only three to be played and 66% of them will be gone in mere hours. We’re winding another season down folks and much like me flexing in a mirror, it ain’t pretty.
TO THE GAME!
Ewe Bangers/Halo Huggers:
Injuries:
The Rams have not a one fella on the injury report but the Saints will be missing te Watson with an appendicitis and wr Kirkwood as well. The latter didn’t get the ball often but in five of the last seven games of the season his longest catch ranged from 19 to 42 yards and he picked up a couple of TD’s along the way.
Surprise!:
With the emergence of C.J. Anderson the Rams have morphed into something of a power running club. This is a huge advantage for The Other Sean because there is so little game film for defenders to look at and you gotta know that McVay is scribbling new plays and formations on a napkin as we speak. On top of this development is the fact that qb Goff has a solid stats vs. the Saints-he’s throwing at a 66% clip and his TD’s far outnumber his INT’s.
Scoreghazi? Nah.:
As mentioned last week by yours truly, the Saints finished up the latter part of the regular season averaging 19 a game and tossed up just 20 last week. Brees is content with Kamaro, Ingram and wr Scott moving the chains rather than looking for the big play. (though he will toss one up if it’s available-Ginn Jr. will be the one to drop it today) Witness last week when the New Orleans O took an entire quarter out of the game on that long drive in the 3rd. Also, cb Talib was missing last time these two met and Scott went off for 200+ yards against cb Peters. Talib is just as physical as Scott and should be able to push him out/off of a route or two.
Ace up sleeve:
I think the edge belongs to the Saints once again. Taysom Hill is what Tim Tebow would be if he was possessed of any humility whatsoever. Secondly, Payton’s proclivity for chancing it on 4th downs tends to pay off. [pulls stat out of nutsack] He’s gone for it 18 times this year and been successful on 15 of them. This could be the difference in a tightly-contested game.
Prediction:
That’s for everyone else-I just know this is going to be a great game. [whispers] Saints by 3.
Let’s tie one on.
Aw RRRAMIT!
Smart Toilet: https://www.turingtribe.com/story/ai-toilets-will-scan-your-rfe5A2HadEd4qYGwz
Saw one unveiled at CES. Why??
The only CES news you need in thread form:
https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1083476320808398849
Does it give me happy poppy time?
Insurmountable offsides penalty!
Aikman second-guessing Payton. It is to laugh.
lol stupid Rams
New drinking game idea: drink whenever Ted Finn has a drop.
Hey! It’s very hard to catch a football with fins, smart ass.
Ah, the Goff’s headset was acting up.
Coach: “Do not throw an interception!”
Transmission: “Do…” (static) “…throw an interception!”
Smart Tupperware: https://www.designboom.com/technology/ovie-smart-tupperware-reduce-food-waste-01-08-2019/
9-nil, insurmountable
Love your optimism!
NIL? That theres soccer talk
Edit Got your wish no 9-NIL
Smart Sneakers: https://www.imore.com/nike-adapt-bb
So…..
How guilty should I feel that one of these guys gets injured just enough that they miss the pro bowl, allowing trubisky to take the spot
Rams put Peters on Scott again. That’s Amazing.
State Farm is teaching kids everyone that they should be offended when they get a hand me down car for free.
Instill consumerism early
they just throw to whoever Marcus Peters is on. SMRT
I might as well just turn the fucking teevee off
Mrs Sharkbait is all about Breesus today. Fantasy football loyalty carries through to the playoffs apparently
So you can just smash your helmet into another guy’s now, eh?
How cute, It’s almost as if you expected the NFL to have a consistent penalty policy applied evenly against any offender…..
That’s a head ouchie.
Brees Brady book it.
please ppl – boycott this knob slobbering event if/when it happens
Thats the marketing arm of the NFL’s dream, so…
Dunno even what a John Wick is, and here comes “Chapter 3?”
Don’t worry-the franchise should burn out soon.
It’s Keanu Reeves Shoots Stereotypes That Killed His Dog and the sequel – John Wick Kills Other People ’cause sequel money!
John Wick is Keanu Reeves as a hitman. I didn’t see the 2nd one, but the 1st one as pretty good.
I think they were both pretty cool movies.
Neither did Iosef
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNBTNaqSP0I&t
Just don’t bust in his house and kill his dog and you should be fine.
And don’t call him “Granny Yaga”, ’cause seriously – how didn’t any fucking script supervisor catch that….
Closeout music was “Love Will Tear Us Apart”. Even a blind albino eclipse stopped clock gets something right every once in a while.
Thought I was feeling suicidal all of a sudden
Ok Suh. Your mission on this drive is to stomp on Brees throat.
Now the Rams select to not use CJ Anderson? Why didnt you do this last week!
I like that Rammit reverted to their Jeff Fisher unis today.
No choice. NFL doesn’t allows for alternate away uniforms. Because who would want to advertise multiple uniforms that can be bought for $100?
They aren’t a proper homage to Fisher unless they have a fake mustache on their facemask.
Progress on that drive!
As a Giants fan, I don’t even mind the Patriots winning games. Hell, it just makes it all the funnier that our paste eating QB has stolen two of his rings.
yeah, this game is already over. FUCK’S SAKE
oh goodie, Baby Buster is all on his own playcalling
Honestly as long as the Patriots lose today I don’t care what else happens today or in two weeks.
old enough to remember title games and super bowls without them and life was ok.
this is by far the most important event
Getting real tired of this bizarre narrative that “everyone is counting the Pats out!” Except for, you know, EVERY SINGLE PERSON on EVERY SINGLE PANEL SHOW who is still tongue-bathing Brady as much as ever. You would think that if “everyone” was underestimating NE, they’d be able to, you know, provide one example.
I get why the Pats themselves are indulging in this NOBODY BELIEVES IN US crap, because athletes do weird shit to motivate themselves, but the media isn’t obliged to take it seriously.
Almost the entire Patriots fanbase takes it seriously.
sean payton using belichick’s radio jammer?
Please stop buying smart home shit. It is all so bad.
Internet of things!!! Bad things
Networking my dick so everyone knows when I’m horny
Sorry, they already invented smart wood
https://www.techradar.com/news/muis-new-smart-display-is-a-touch-sensitive-plank-of-wood
I would never call my wood smart.
yeah, like I gots anything to steal anyways
Shhhhhh. Open IP webcams are a great way to spend a night
A big thing these days is police trying to gain instant access to school camera systems, by trying to convince schools to either NAT camera systems or giving police back doors into school network. Fortunately, ours are not IP camera systems, and my boss has the same sensibilities about security and overreach that I do, and has been pushing back constantly on it. That being said, we’re in the extreme minority on resisting it, and it’s just a matter of time before drones start hauling kids away when the camera catches a pot plant sticker in their locker.
LOOK OUT OLD PEOPLE THE DARK WEB IS COMING TO GET YOU!
It’s been playing midnight basketball so it has learned to function without sleep!
You really have to explain that Dark Web isn’t Black Twitter.
#WokeThoughts
When did Charlotte start voting Republican?
I think we need to make “Damnit, Rammit” a thing.
Gurley Man apparently agrees
Yes, but who will RAM the RAMMERS?
“I love you.”
-That Guy in That Movie
Relative win for RAMMIT there.
Traditionally one of these games is a blowout and the other is close.
and I predicted backwards
rather the 2nd game be a blowout, either way
angry sleep is still spent asleep, agreed
Saints shut down Gurley first time, too. They had to win with WRs today, but seems OKC Bomber has learned fuckall.
Dammit Rams!
Another tipperception?
Whoa, not a good job Gurley
Ah, so who will RAMMIT now, Rams?
yup, this shall be a romp. FUCK MY STUPID FUCKING LIFE
…ballgame?
Hot potato
HAhaha
SUDDEN CHANGE!
Motherfucker. I just got a jury summons. February 19th IN?
Compton. Goddamnit there’s a courthouse right over here at the 405 and Imperial, the fuck I got to go to Compton?
Again!
Just make your belief in the death penalty for ALL infractions of the law known and you’ll be excused from jury duty and on your way in no time.
Just so you know-he was already dead when I got there.
Wear your MAGA hat.
You’re an aging white guy; odds are good you are the very first person the defense strikes.
Get one of them Chinese MAGA hats. That should work.
It’s ear-splitting noise, but did you know that it’s also loud in Seattle?
The city where they throw fish?
3 dudes were around michael thomas
see that philly? that is how you do a coverage against the saints
I don’t why every team doesn’t do the kick off short of the endzone.
when’s the last time you kicked a football?