But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there’s two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can’t count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got me on the the ‘not being able to count’ observation but I will counter that I was talking about the number of games left.
Yup, that reality that everyone knows about but no one wants to address. (It’s a lot like a beautiful woman letting rip a real stinker in an elevator full of strangers) There’s only three to be played and 66% of them will be gone in mere hours. We’re winding another season down folks and much like me flexing in a mirror, it ain’t pretty.
TO THE GAME!
Ewe Bangers/Halo Huggers:
Injuries:
The Rams have not a one fella on the injury report but the Saints will be missing te Watson with an appendicitis and wr Kirkwood as well. The latter didn’t get the ball often but in five of the last seven games of the season his longest catch ranged from 19 to 42 yards and he picked up a couple of TD’s along the way.
Surprise!:
With the emergence of C.J. Anderson the Rams have morphed into something of a power running club. This is a huge advantage for The Other Sean because there is so little game film for defenders to look at and you gotta know that McVay is scribbling new plays and formations on a napkin as we speak. On top of this development is the fact that qb Goff has a solid stats vs. the Saints-he’s throwing at a 66% clip and his TD’s far outnumber his INT’s.
Scoreghazi? Nah.:
As mentioned last week by yours truly, the Saints finished up the latter part of the regular season averaging 19 a game and tossed up just 20 last week. Brees is content with Kamaro, Ingram and wr Scott moving the chains rather than looking for the big play. (though he will toss one up if it’s available-Ginn Jr. will be the one to drop it today) Witness last week when the New Orleans O took an entire quarter out of the game on that long drive in the 3rd. Also, cb Talib was missing last time these two met and Scott went off for 200+ yards against cb Peters. Talib is just as physical as Scott and should be able to push him out/off of a route or two.
Ace up sleeve:
I think the edge belongs to the Saints once again. Taysom Hill is what Tim Tebow would be if he was possessed of any humility whatsoever. Secondly, Payton’s proclivity for chancing it on 4th downs tends to pay off. [pulls stat out of nutsack] He’s gone for it 18 times this year and been successful on 15 of them. This could be the difference in a tightly-contested game.
Prediction:
That’s for everyone else-I just know this is going to be a great game. [whispers] Saints by 3.
Let’s tie one on.
Ass Slap!
QB sneak
C.J. Anderson is like a one and a halfback.
Jerry Richardson does not like that math.
“Who are ewe? Whowho, whowho. Tell me, who the fuck are ewe.”
-The Saints
All our hopes rest of Andy Reid. Congratulations, to the New England Patriots, on tying Pittsburgh’s Super Bowl wins record.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
LALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
Surely the P*ts contract with Mephisto has to end soon.
They’re a year or two out from being the new Cowboys and the endless shitting on their fans will be glorious
I don’t know, Belichick probably figured out some way to outsmart the Devil.
THE CHIEFS WILL WIN
SPORPS
RAMMIT going yo lose by 3 and push.
God bless them for doing their job during the shutdown
I actually kinda hate home crowd noise. I wanna watch teams play, not disintegrate into dysfunction because they can’t hear shit.
Wish officials would give out more of those, crowd being too loud penalties Stafford got once.
#AllNightLong
Joe Buck looks like Wyatt from Weird Science.
WHOA!
-Nellie
Crowd noise needs more cowbell
Does the Superdome know that Mercedes-Benz is two-timing with Megatron’s Butthole?
And intra-division to boot! Does anyone remember the NBA Finals where both arenas were American Airlines?
Payton’s going to blow the Superb Owl with a hilariously ill-timed Taysom Hill interception on a triple-reverse fly-sweep pass attempt to the fourth-string tight end.
Rams will score a TD here to give us false hope.
nah, the first possession told us all we need to know
Hill must be Payton’s illegitimate son at least one of em
You spelled Philip Rivers wrong.
ok, teevee off, see y’all for the Chefs disappointment
MagicalUnderwearDown!
Let’s stop running inside the 5!
Let’s not cover the runningbacks. What is the worst that can happen?
We all marvel in their nakedness.
fortunately, with just pills instead of booze…I can still shift to reading my book
Be proud.
The Aristocrats!
How is there not a reality show where real gymnastics judges score these things?
Fullback sighting!
the brief Prague Spring was still appreciated
not by the Germans
Not to be a pedant, but Soviets, actually, for Prague Spring (1968).
I think he is saying that it made the Germans nervous.
this game needs more ass slap.
“That’s a LOT of spanking GIFs.”
Well, look: If ICRM is just going to go headfirst into the best beer in the world, I’m breaking out Nøgne Ø Dark Horizon 5th Ed.
He’s got Bud Light!?
Godzilla looks good.
OMAIGOD, Sean P. said that it’s important for the defence to stop RAMMIT and give the ball back to their offense!? What a genius, what an unparallelled football mind… seriously, why the fuck do they even do these sideline non-interviews?!
‘We’re gonna go out there and try to score more points than the other team!’
“Dive bar” is Greg Louganis using code, amirite?
Is there anyone who doesn’t look goofy while cheering in slow motion with no sound?
I have Rams +3.5, am I going to get away with this?
a 3-point loss is possible, but I wouldn’t say likely
lucky his arm got hit, was triple covered AND short of the line to gain
That’s not even a jet sweep. That’s like a glider sweep.
back to shit!
I can’t get enough of “The Good Doctor” ads and this channel is aggressively probing for my breaking point.
Watching the game at a bar which has the local country station on. Watching the halftime report while the radio DJ says she won’t give updates about the game because her husband is a veteran. In conclusion, America is a land of contrasts . . .
Greetings, Earthlings and other assorted sentient beings.
Hey, who you callin’ sentient?
Dive bars are the best. There’s all of 7 people here.
How many of those are figments of your imagination?
Not enough booze to see shit… Yet
That owns. You gotta pick your dive bars carefully on big football weekends, because some of them really fill the fuck up.
Best part is it’s at the bottom of my street so I can walk back. Also no food here, but deliveries are actively encouraged.
If I tweeted out my Boston Deflator story today would anyone even get it?
Measure those balls!
An ad for the Chicago police when three got a walk for falsifying evidence in a police shooting while the shooter got less than 7 years for 2nd degree murder is some really nice timing by the NFL.
Never forget the CPD operated a black site for torture.
One of those things that are just too real to be believed.
Too much evidence to be believed.
Pretty sure this was literally in the Deus Ex games.
Chicago: Come for the pizza. Stay to be killed by a cop. Stay longer so Rahm Emanuel can tell your family it was your fault.
You’re safe if you are white.
I’ll give one thing to the masked singer: every person involved with that show seems to realize how stupid it is.
“I got this.”
-Blair Walsh
Jimmy Johnson must retire. Jesus Christ.
sad because he’s the only one that made that cowboy dynasty semi-tolerable
apparently every team is gonna run a fake punt at least once next year
You think a Todd Gurley touchdown is a Dome silencer, Buck? Ever tell your girlfriend during oral that you have genital warts?
Now that’s a dome silencer.
she didn’t notice teh bumps on her own? Talk about de-sensitized palettes ,, smh
Stay Tuned For A Bunch of Bloated Shitheads* Telling Us What We Already Know At The Half
*Howie Long is not bloated
/also not COMPLETELY full of shite, so dunno why he is on the Fox panel
Howie Long was also the best part of Broken Arrow …. Yes, I watched it and yes, I realize that’s not saying much….
Howie Long is a terrible actor…… so yes he was the best part of that shitty movie.
Jimmy doing an old Bill Clinton impressions
Him and Howard Eisley are the only two Howards I know of who aren’t Jewish.
He does look way better than Stern though.
Is Howie as woke as his sons? Is it ok to like Howie?
That could have been 21-10 but the RAMMIT Defense is playing great.
Tubby Wade can coach hisself some defense, and whatever he did to motivate Suh today was perfect.
Okay, time to do dishes and tune out Terry Bradshaw or whoever’s the halftime dumbass these days.
Bills fans have summer training too?
Could be Jags fans?
Why are there multiple videos like this? People are super dumb[spoiler title=” “]
should be 24-3 but sean payton be fuckin the dog and/or rammit defense finally doing things
Just got a new case where the plaintiff’s name is ‘Blade’.
Hope he understands when I refer to him as ‘Daywalker’ throughout his deposition.
The plaintiff is Craig R. Brittain’s lawyer?
There’s a kid in one of our schools named Blade and I’ve made that joke repeatedly to zero reaction, and it gives me a sad every time.
Chances Payton calls for an onside kick to start the second half?
knew it – Pete Carroll.