Your “And Then There Were Only Three” NFC Champeenship Game Open Thread

But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there’s two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can’t count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got me on the the ‘not being able to count’ observation but I will counter that I was talking about the number of games left.

Yup, that reality that everyone knows about but no one wants to address. (It’s a lot like a beautiful woman letting rip a real stinker in an elevator full of strangers) There’s only three to be played and 66% of them will be gone in mere hours. We’re winding another season down folks and much like me flexing in a mirror, it ain’t pretty.

TO THE GAME!

Ewe Bangers/Halo Huggers:

Injuries:

The Rams have not a one fella on the injury report but the Saints will be missing te Watson with an appendicitis and wr Kirkwood as well. The latter didn’t get the ball often but in five of the last seven games of the season his longest catch ranged from 19 to 42 yards and he picked up a couple of TD’s along the way.

Surprise!:

With the emergence of C.J. Anderson the Rams have morphed into something of a power running club. This is a huge advantage for The Other Sean because there is so little game film for defenders to look at and you gotta know that McVay is scribbling new plays and formations on a napkin as we speak. On top of this development is the fact that qb Goff has a solid stats vs. the Saints-he’s throwing at a 66% clip and his TD’s far outnumber his INT’s.

Scoreghazi? Nah.:

As mentioned last week by yours truly, the Saints finished up the latter part of the regular season averaging 19 a game and tossed up just 20 last week. Brees is content with Kamaro, Ingram and wr Scott moving the chains rather than looking for the big play. (though he will toss one up if it’s available-Ginn Jr. will be the one to drop it today) Witness last week when the New Orleans O took an entire quarter out of the game on that long drive in the 3rd. Also, cb Talib was missing last time these two met and Scott went off for 200+ yards against cb Peters. Talib is just as physical as Scott and should be able to push him out/off of a route or two.

Ace up sleeve:

I think the edge belongs to the Saints once again. Taysom Hill is what Tim Tebow would be if he was possessed of any humility whatsoever. Secondly, Payton’s proclivity for chancing it on 4th downs tends to pay off. [pulls stat out of nutsack] He’s gone for it 18 times this year and been successful on 15 of them. This could be the difference in a tightly-contested game.

Prediction:

That’s for everyone else-I just know this is going to be a great game. [whispers] Saints by 3.

Let’s tie one on.

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Spur

Ass Slap! comment image

Spur

QB sneak

makeitsnowondem

C.J. Anderson is like a one and a halfback.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Jerry Richardson does not like that math.

Gratliff

All our hopes rest of Andy Reid. Congratulations, to the New England Patriots, on tying Pittsburgh’s Super Bowl wins record.

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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

LALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

LemonJello

Surely the P*ts contract with Mephisto has to end soon.

Gratliff

They’re a year or two out from being the new Cowboys and the endless shitting on their fans will be glorious

Viva La Tabula Raza

I don’t know, Belichick probably figured out some way to outsmart the Devil.

makeitsnowondem

THE CHIEFS WILL WIN

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SPORPS

litre_cola

RAMMIT going yo lose by 3 and push.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mother Puncher

God bless them for doing their job during the shutdown

hippofant

I actually kinda hate home crowd noise. I wanna watch teams play, not disintegrate into dysfunction because they can’t hear shit.

Wish officials would give out more of those, crowd being too loud penalties Stafford got once.

Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

#AllNightLong

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Joe Buck looks like Wyatt from Weird Science.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WHOA!

Doktor Zymm

Crowd noise needs more cowbell

Viva La Tabula Raza

Does the Superdome know that Mercedes-Benz is two-timing with Megatron’s Butthole?

Senor Weaselo

And intra-division to boot! Does anyone remember the NBA Finals where both arenas were American Airlines?

WCS

Payton’s going to blow the Superb Owl with a hilariously ill-timed Taysom Hill interception on a triple-reverse fly-sweep pass attempt to the fourth-string tight end.

Spur

Rams will score a TD here to give us false hope.

King Hippo

nah, the first possession told us all we need to know

Gatoraids

Hill must be Payton’s illegitimate son at least one of em

King Hippo

ok, teevee off, see y’all for the Chefs disappointment

Mr. Ayo

MagicalUnderwearDown!

King Hippo

Let’s stop running inside the 5!

litre_cola

Let’s not cover the runningbacks. What is the worst that can happen?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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We all marvel in their nakedness.

King Hippo

fortunately, with just pills instead of booze…I can still shift to reading my book

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Be proud.

Horatio Cornblower

The Aristocrats!

Doktor Zymm

How is there not a reality show where real gymnastics judges score these things?

Doktor Zymm

Fullback sighting!

King Hippo

the brief Prague Spring was still appreciated

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

not by the Germans

Viva La Tabula Raza

Not to be a pedant, but Soviets, actually, for Prague Spring (1968).comment image

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think he is saying that it made the Germans nervous.

Spur

this game needs more ass slap.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“That’s a LOT of spanking GIFs.”

makeitsnowondem

Well, look: If ICRM is just going to go headfirst into the best beer in the world, I’m breaking out Nøgne Ø Dark Horizon 5th Ed.

Horatio Cornblower

He’s got Bud Light!?

Spur

Godzilla looks good.

bk109

OMAIGOD, Sean P. said that it’s important for the defence to stop RAMMIT and give the ball back to their offense!? What a genius, what an unparallelled football mind… seriously, why the fuck do they even do these sideline non-interviews?!

Doktor Zymm

‘We’re gonna go out there and try to score more points than the other team!’

Doktor Zymm

Is there anyone who doesn’t look goofy while cheering in slow motion with no sound?

Mother Puncher

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makeitsnowondem

I have Rams +3.5, am I going to get away with this?

King Hippo

a 3-point loss is possible, but I wouldn’t say likely

King Hippo

lucky his arm got hit, was triple covered AND short of the line to gain

makeitsnowondem

That’s not even a jet sweep. That’s like a glider sweep.

fleshwound_NPG

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King Hippo

back to shit!

Mother Puncher

Watching the game at a bar which has the local country station on. Watching the halftime report while the radio DJ says she won’t give updates about the game because her husband is a veteran. In conclusion, America is a land of contrasts . . .

WCS

Greetings, Earthlings and other assorted sentient beings.

Dunstan

Hey, who you callin’ sentient?

Sharkbait

Dive bars are the best. There’s all of 7 people here.

bk109

How many of those are figments of your imagination?

Sharkbait

Not enough booze to see shit… Yet

makeitsnowondem

That owns. You gotta pick your dive bars carefully on big football weekends, because some of them really fill the fuck up.

Sharkbait

Best part is it’s at the bottom of my street so I can walk back. Also no food here, but deliveries are actively encouraged.

makeitsnowondem

If I tweeted out my Boston Deflator story today would anyone even get it?

Mr. Ayo

Measure those balls!

Horatio Cornblower

An ad for the Chicago police when three got a walk for falsifying evidence in a police shooting while the shooter got less than 7 years for 2nd degree murder is some really nice timing by the NFL.

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Never forget the CPD operated a black site for torture.

makeitsnowondem

One of those things that are just too real to be believed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Too much evidence to be believed.

hippofant

Pretty sure this was literally in the Deus Ex games.

makeitsnowondem

Chicago: Come for the pizza. Stay to be killed by a cop. Stay longer so Rahm Emanuel can tell your family it was your fault.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You’re safe if you are white.

Mother Puncher

I’ll give one thing to the masked singer: every person involved with that show seems to realize how stupid it is.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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“I got this.”

Horatio Cornblower

-Blair Walsh

makeitsnowondem

Jimmy Johnson must retire. Jesus Christ.

fleshwound_NPG

sad because he’s the only one that made that cowboy dynasty semi-tolerable

fleshwound_NPG

apparently every team is gonna run a fake punt at least once next year

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

You think a Todd Gurley touchdown is a Dome silencer, Buck? Ever tell your girlfriend during oral that you have genital warts?

Now that’s a dome silencer.

King Hippo

she didn’t notice teh bumps on her own? Talk about de-sensitized palettes ,, smh

King Hippo

/also not COMPLETELY full of shite, so dunno why he is on the Fox panel

bk109

Howie Long was also the best part of Broken Arrow …. Yes, I watched it and yes, I realize that’s not saying much….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Howie Long is a terrible actor…… so yes he was the best part of that shitty movie.

Gatoraids

Jimmy doing an old Bill Clinton impressions

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Him and Howard Eisley are the only two Howards I know of who aren’t Jewish.

He does look way better than Stern though.

Mother Puncher

Is Howie as woke as his sons? Is it ok to like Howie?

Spur

That could have been 21-10 but the RAMMIT Defense is playing great.

King Hippo

Tubby Wade can coach hisself some defense, and whatever he did to motivate Suh today was perfect.

makeitsnowondem

Okay, time to do dishes and tune out Terry Bradshaw or whoever’s the halftime dumbass these days.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Bills fans have summer training too?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Could be Jags fans?

Doktor Zymm

Why are there multiple videos like this? People are super dumb[spoiler title=” “]

fleshwound_NPG

should be 24-3 but sean payton be fuckin the dog and/or rammit defense finally doing things

Horatio Cornblower

Just got a new case where the plaintiff’s name is ‘Blade’.

Hope he understands when I refer to him as ‘Daywalker’ throughout his deposition.

makeitsnowondem

The plaintiff is Craig R. Brittain’s lawyer?

Gratliff

There’s a kid in one of our schools named Blade and I’ve made that joke repeatedly to zero reaction, and it gives me a sad every time.

Sharkbait

Chances Payton calls for an onside kick to start the second half?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

knew it – Pete Carroll.

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