But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there’s two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can’t count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got me on the the ‘not being able to count’ observation but I will counter that I was talking about the number of games left.
Yup, that reality that everyone knows about but no one wants to address. (It’s a lot like a beautiful woman letting rip a real stinker in an elevator full of strangers) There’s only three to be played and 66% of them will be gone in mere hours. We’re winding another season down folks and much like me flexing in a mirror, it ain’t pretty.
TO THE GAME!
Ewe Bangers/Halo Huggers:
Injuries:
The Rams have not a one fella on the injury report but the Saints will be missing te Watson with an appendicitis and wr Kirkwood as well. The latter didn’t get the ball often but in five of the last seven games of the season his longest catch ranged from 19 to 42 yards and he picked up a couple of TD’s along the way.
Surprise!:
With the emergence of C.J. Anderson the Rams have morphed into something of a power running club. This is a huge advantage for The Other Sean because there is so little game film for defenders to look at and you gotta know that McVay is scribbling new plays and formations on a napkin as we speak. On top of this development is the fact that qb Goff has a solid stats vs. the Saints-he’s throwing at a 66% clip and his TD’s far outnumber his INT’s.
Scoreghazi? Nah.:
As mentioned last week by yours truly, the Saints finished up the latter part of the regular season averaging 19 a game and tossed up just 20 last week. Brees is content with Kamaro, Ingram and wr Scott moving the chains rather than looking for the big play. (though he will toss one up if it’s available-Ginn Jr. will be the one to drop it today) Witness last week when the New Orleans O took an entire quarter out of the game on that long drive in the 3rd. Also, cb Talib was missing last time these two met and Scott went off for 200+ yards against cb Peters. Talib is just as physical as Scott and should be able to push him out/off of a route or two.
Ace up sleeve:
I think the edge belongs to the Saints once again. Taysom Hill is what Tim Tebow would be if he was possessed of any humility whatsoever. Secondly, Payton’s proclivity for chancing it on 4th downs tends to pay off. [pulls stat out of nutsack] He’s gone for it 18 times this year and been successful on 15 of them. This could be the difference in a tightly-contested game.
Prediction:
That’s for everyone else-I just know this is going to be a great game. [whispers] Saints by 3.
Let’s tie one on.
You can’t gain half a yard?
Good ol’ delay of game on the chip shot making is a lesser chip shot.
That’s was good, though. Less of an angle.
now ya gotta kick it
DOINK?
JUST RAMMIT IN
kick it
Let’s see a tie game!
Rams decided to try a new strategy of not being total poopy!
Saints are fucking the dog the same way the iggles did last week
YOU SAID THERE WAS NO FILM IN THAT CAMERA!!!!!
I still can’t believe Vinovich is allowed to call playoff games. He might as well be a robot programmed to deliver the wrong call.
if(VINOVICH)
return(!penalty_call);
TO shoulda been called when Goff was 30 yards away from the center
Goffed it
Well that was silly.
Okay. First time using Hulu so I noticed it stopped the feed at halftime. While I’m PREPARING TO FAST FORWARD, is there anything I should stop and check out in the 2nd half.
Nope.
Screen it to Gurley, plz.
We will see this drive whether IT will or will not be RAMMED.
Time for RAAMMMMITTTT!!!!! to make some noise in the Big Easy.
never have owned an apple product in my life and I feel that’s one of the very few good life choices i’ve made
Fact: Apple IIe and iPod nano are the only two good things ever produced by that company.
They make very fine products that people willingly pay WAY too much money for and deify to a ridiculous degree.
To clarify, I am saying that it is good that you spend your money wisely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3s-qZsjK8I
was about to say, if saints convert that fire wade phillips on the spot
tho he’s called a good game thus far, rushing 3 and having a WR kinda open for a 1st is damming
Should use “Born on the Bayou” not “Run through the Jungle” for NO bumper music.
-Jeff Lebowski
He’s still holding out hope for the tape deck with the Creedence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97hqSDRspw
Someone woke BLEEERGH up.
Not recently but still timely: https://twitter.com/jerrytheazzman/status/907334263158083584
I’m sure Jeff’s been back since; he probably only remembered to get 9 of the 16 things he needed.
It was a 22.2222% off sale.
Rammit Defense have to get a turnover on this drive.
Any reason for the RATM bumper?
Or…this one:
https://twitter.com/IndyOreo/status/1087108208110567425
Considering changing my argument from “Tom Brady is the male Gwyneth Paltrow” to “Tom Brady is the football Tom Cruise” as I think the latter is more damning.
giselle isn’t the scientology wife type, tho…she has his nuts in her purse
So, you’re saying he’ll still be playing the same role when he’s 54? FUCK
But then what excuse will there be to post more crazy jade egg stuff? https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-totally-cool-with-the-collapse-of-the-health-care-system-because-i-have-a-jade-egg-in-my-vagina
Tom Brady has never made anything as good as Edge of Tomorrow.
I did like that movie, although I wish they had retained the literally translated Japanese title: All You Need Is Kill.
Agreed, although that title is probably just another example of Chinglsh/Japlish.
Before I knew what that movie was about, I thought it was going to be a mashup of two soap operas, Edge of Night and Search for Tomorrow. Glad I was wrong.
Here comes Forever Drive II
Well, shit.
He coulda poked her eye out!
Hate it when that happens.
Same. It gets tiresome having to endlessly apologize for my huge dong knocking shit over.
Too bad she wasn’t holding an empty hot dog bun
Gurley with the Bettis like stat line: 3carries for 4 yards and a TD
Nay a horsecollar?
Not inside the pocket, no.
horse collar?
Mule turtleneck.
Windsor knot.
There’s nothing wrong with Todd Gurley, it’s just that McVay has a significant amount of money on the Saints.
Robey-Coleman is a true Patriot.
BLEERGH wayyy too quiet today, expecting to fill the quota for the pats later
Ginn Drop??
Is it my imagination or does the Superdome have a nipple on it?
The Bead Gods demand it.
99% of Ford Escapes will never see anything other than fuckin pavement
99% of SUV’s will never see anything but pavement
A RAMMIT pick six would be great right here
Almost.
soclose
One the best headlines ever written:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2017/01/22/no-gwyneth-paltrow-women-should-not-put-jade-eggs-in-their-vaginas-gynecologist-says/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.a3ca9e4dd0f8
That’s what Big Vagina wants you to believe
BIG VAGINA is just echoing what they heard on the Lifetime network.
It’s got to be really embarrassing for a defense when Brees just decides ‘yeah, I can fuckin’ lob that ten-yard out’.
Nice to see that Sean Payton still hasn’t given nana back her glasses
She didn’t need them back after she fell down the stairs.
Yeah…”fell”…
how much sawdust is used in each Burger King chicken nugget?
Whatever the maximum that Trump’s USDA will allow?
143%
Yes
“No one ever talks about our contribution to fast food.”
-Rat Feces
25%, which is well within FDA guidelines.
So I’ve explained my theory that Tom Brady owes his longevity to keeping a little jade football up his ass during games because he’s the male Gwyneth Paltrow, right?
I read somewhere that if/when he retires, he’ll reveal he’s a Scientologist, and suddenly everything will make sense.
Ooooh I like this theory.
I had my vampire reason!
You sure as hell haven’t explained it to me.
Well… Tom Brady owes his longevity to keeping a little jade football up his ass during games because he’s the male Gwyneth Paltrow.
Maybe it’s a chunk of the Tesseract.
He fucks lamas.
See, told you Rammit would give false hope
I mean, if you’re not going to cover the TE in the end zone I’m not sure I want you playing the Patriots anyway.
Hey look, they’re still pretending to be competitive
rammit not ded yet