But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there’s two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can’t count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got me on the the ‘not being able to count’ observation but I will counter that I was talking about the number of games left.
Yup, that reality that everyone knows about but no one wants to address. (It’s a lot like a beautiful woman letting rip a real stinker in an elevator full of strangers) There’s only three to be played and 66% of them will be gone in mere hours. We’re winding another season down folks and much like me flexing in a mirror, it ain’t pretty.
TO THE GAME!
Ewe Bangers/Halo Huggers:
Injuries:
The Rams have not a one fella on the injury report but the Saints will be missing te Watson with an appendicitis and wr Kirkwood as well. The latter didn’t get the ball often but in five of the last seven games of the season his longest catch ranged from 19 to 42 yards and he picked up a couple of TD’s along the way.
Surprise!:
With the emergence of C.J. Anderson the Rams have morphed into something of a power running club. This is a huge advantage for The Other Sean because there is so little game film for defenders to look at and you gotta know that McVay is scribbling new plays and formations on a napkin as we speak. On top of this development is the fact that qb Goff has a solid stats vs. the Saints-he’s throwing at a 66% clip and his TD’s far outnumber his INT’s.
Scoreghazi? Nah.:
As mentioned last week by yours truly, the Saints finished up the latter part of the regular season averaging 19 a game and tossed up just 20 last week. Brees is content with Kamaro, Ingram and wr Scott moving the chains rather than looking for the big play. (though he will toss one up if it’s available-Ginn Jr. will be the one to drop it today) Witness last week when the New Orleans O took an entire quarter out of the game on that long drive in the 3rd. Also, cb Talib was missing last time these two met and Scott went off for 200+ yards against cb Peters. Talib is just as physical as Scott and should be able to push him out/off of a route or two.
Ace up sleeve:
I think the edge belongs to the Saints once again. Taysom Hill is what Tim Tebow would be if he was possessed of any humility whatsoever. Secondly, Payton’s proclivity for chancing it on 4th downs tends to pay off. [pulls stat out of nutsack] He’s gone for it 18 times this year and been successful on 15 of them. This could be the difference in a tightly-contested game.
Prediction:
That’s for everyone else-I just know this is going to be a great game. [whispers] Saints by 3.
Let’s tie one on.
I for one am looking forward to the 14 million people at the Rams SB parade, including the 14 who actually attended the regular season games
Hey, a lot of those guys have loved Rivers for years
Higbee goes down.
[snaps a pic]
Slap ASS
Who here thought “shit, they touched Drew Brees. That’s definitely roughing the passer”?
ANYWAY RAMMIT MOTHERFUCKERS
Oh God. New Orleans is about to Katrina itself.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
“You had me at millions of dollars in my bank account.”
-Aikman, commenting about the obvious pass interference call
lol
Rams-Chefs SB woulda been so much better if they were still in St. Louis. The Battle-a for Missour-a! The I-70
SeriesGame!They’d just be angry it wasnt Cardinals Royals rematch.
Despite the fact the Cardinals have won multiple World Series since then, a bunch of their fans are STILL salty about 1985.
The Flyover Bowl.
Weirdest pick I’ve ever seen
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Suh with the super-tricky, “Here, I’ll let you run backwards for 5 yards,” play.
There’s the makeup call
MAKEUP
This “it seems kinda fitting that we’re going to OT” bullshit galls me to no end. You’re only going to OT because, once again, the NFL officials have been beyond incompetent in a play-off game. Start saying that instead of trying to sweep in under the Astroturf.
And there’s the make-up call!!
only justice that no-call has is rams beat the patriots and the pats end their dynasty to a team that won a playoff game on a shitty call
Pretty sure Brees’ deal with the devil means he can’t retire until he has more rings than Eli and Rivers combined.
At least 3 KC tailgaters are going to pass out before the game starts and die from exposure.
So… any other Sunday at Arrowhead?
Alcohol replacing all their bodies water gives them a much lower freezing point
I know they’re saying no snow, but I really hope it snows
Unless Andy Reid walks by, in which case, if they remember their Star Wars, he may end up on the worst-timed TO (and the longest one) of his life.
.
Anyone else just lose the Fox feed?
I assume that the fans are gutting the referees at mid-field and they’ve cut away.
Free football
pick-six! pick-six! pick-six!
“Which way?”
“We’re in a dome. Who gives a shit?”
WE WANT THE BALL AND WE’RE GONNA SCORE!
Well at least we won’t have to wait so long after this one ends for the next one to start.
But I was going to use that time to walk to a bar!
Run Zymmy Run!!
“Time to dial up the Cover Zero.”
— Dick Labeau
“Even I could see that was PI, and I’m wearing these incredibly stupid glasses!”
-Sean Payton, probably
WE CAN HAZ MOAR FOOTBALL?
And otter is go!
Shan’klor waiting for overtime.
bountygate game!
OKAY? WHO FORGOT TO AHHHH THEIR PEPSI-COLA?!
[glances at kick]
[lets it go through]
– Shan’Khor
He fucks the bears over but not these guys?
God damn it. this is cuz I didnt sacrifice a 1993 Camry like the old gypsy woman said to!!!
TOO MUCH TIME for Breesus!
so close to a Doink.
God bless that holder for faking a run after the TO. I would’ve done the same thing.
Oh man that looked destined for a doink
It really did. That fucker hooked back like a sumbitch.
Sort of a faux-oink?
The NFL apology for that shit non-call is going to be legendary.
And by that I mean legendarily bad.
Goff fucked up those last three plays
OT otter standing by
http://d3pktm18jhpn81.cloudfront.net/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/Sea%20otter%20comeback%203%20photo%20by%20Michael%20Yang.jpg?itok=PvnQWQy4
AKA: Saints fans right now.
Blatant PI there. Impressive non-call.
That timeout was curious
I think he was trying to calm down his team. Get their heads together.
Woods tried to roll himself the 33 yards into the endzone.
Rolling rolling rolling is still not down.
OK. Finally watching. Looks like the footed balls have been happening, all right.
we’re gonna have another kicker go doink, right?
Not with Greg the leg.
Block
High snap over the holder’s head.
almost.
-“Eh, watta ya gonna do?”
-NFL Head Office on Monday
“We are very, very sorry.”
(goes back to swimming in Money Bin behind NFL HQ)