Happy MLK Day to all the Commentists.
NFL News:
- The NFL announced the 2019 International Games:
- Kansas City Chiefs at Los Angeles Chargers in Mexico City
- Carolina Panthers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers in London
- Tampa was included this year because – as previously reported – the prize for giving up a home date is a Super Bowl hosting opportunity.
- Chicago Bears at Oakland Raiders in London
- Cincinnati Bengals at Los Angeles Rams in London
- Houston Texans at Jacksonville Jaguars in London
- Todd Gurley says he played “sorry”, and that’s why he spent most of the second half on the sidelines.
- Not sure if he means “sorry” bad or “sorry” kinda hurt. Either way, Raiders cast-off CJ Anderson helped get the Rams to The Big Game™®©
- Desperation breeds fantasy: Saints fans are clamouring for Roger Goodell to use an obscure rulebook power to overturn the Rams victory.
- Rule 17 Section 2 Article 3 says the Commissioner has powers that include “the reversal of a game’s result or the rescheduling of a game, either from the beginning or from the point at which the extraordinary act occurred.”
- Fun fact for Saints fans: Stan Kroenke is hosting Super Bowl LV, whereas the Bensons haven’t figured out which branch of the family (ex-wife division) controls the Saints franchise. Aside from the fact that that shit ain’t happening, that shit ain’t happening.
[DFO] site news:
Next Monday will bring back the popular Open Thread feature, “[DFO] Hate Week”.
Picking up on BFC’s comment from Hippo’s Thoughts, if we root for the Patriots to bookend Brady’s first & last Super Bowls, he might retire. That would precipitate the Pats swift downfall – something I think most people would finally enjoy. Of course, such talk indicates further proof of the Darkest Timeline, and I don’t think I’m prepared for that.
Yet.
If you have particular hate you want to contribute, send your aggravation to beerguyrob (at) gmail (dot) com.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Sharks at Panthers – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Rockets at 76ers – 8:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- Heat at Jazz – 9:00PM | TSN2
- Warriors at Lakers – 10:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
- NCAA:
- Maryland at Michigan State – 6:30PM | FS1
- Virginia Tech at *North Carolina – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Creighton at Georgetown – 8:30PM | FS1
- Baylor at West By-God Virginia – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- Iowa State at Kansas – 9:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
- the “go-home” show before Royal Rumble this Sunday from Chase Field in Phoenix.
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
I hope you all enjoyed your three-day weekend. THE GAMES RUINED THE FOOTBALL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eoAwXkI3RA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYTEb7fVdzw
Holy balls, I’m exhausted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBziTI8VfAQ
I don’t think this was posted before. If it was, I forgot. Anyway, there’s a Simpsons analog for everyone around Trump.
https://twitter.com/Alessandro_King/status/1037705912172142593
It’s easier to read this way: https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1037705912172142593.html
When are the refs announced for the Owl?
Right after the League disassembles the current ones and redesigns their optical sensors.
Already been announced.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001010921/article/nfl-announces-super-bowl-liii-officiating-crew
Dude. I hate everything.
However, I will probably be in Los Angeles early next month. So I don’t hate everything equally.
Aw man. I knew I shoulda planned to go to LA instead of Baltimore.
I wouldn’t be about to freeze my ass off for a month, and I’d finally get to meet Unsurprised.
You would only be disappointed.
Nah.
#12 for Iowa State seriously looks like he might have severed heads in his freezer.
Worse yet, he sucks at free throws.
I’ve been to Iowa. There ain’t much else to do there.
LOL
Thanks for nothing, Virginia Tech!!! Way to go Sparty!!!
Stop fucking up, Iowa State!!!
(they’re not gonna, KU about to pull away)
They stopped fucking up!
Let’s hope.
Nope. That pass to the corner to the referee wasn’t good.
Yeah, nevermind. Cornfuckers gonna cornfuckup.
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found a funny:
Whoa, Tom Brady (bam-ba-lam)
Whoa, Tom Brady (bam-ba-lam)
Tom Brady always scores
(bam-ba-lam)
And he hates the poors
(bam-ba-lam)
Read somewhere today that the Packers are now the only team to not have played in London or Mexico. They didn’t want to give up a home game and then on the road, it’s a popular team to see, so those games sell well. Aka too much money to be made on them.
There’s no incentive for them to play along. They’ll certainly never give up a home date.
And it’ll never host a Super Bowl anyway.
The Packers do not have passports.
TRUE WCS PROTIP: Acid reflex disease sucks horse dicks for money. Guh.
Howdy.
Raise the head of your bed, sleep on your side, with your left shoulder on the mattress, and take Prilosec.
I’ve done all of those for 15 years. Somedays it just flares up, usually because of something I ate. In this case, the late night pepperoni roll was a terrible, stoopid, moronic, you-deserve-this-you-dipshit mistake.
I threw up a pizza I split with a friend on Friday night. I turn 30 next month. What the fuck happened?
The day you turn 25, your body begins the process of actively trying to murder you. Some are better at it than others.
Stupid sexy body…
“Damn straight!” -Senor’s late gallbladder
You were too drunk, it was shitty pizza, or a combo of both?
GERD has never made me throw up, it causes constant, very annoying heartburn for all of your waking hours.
I got a cheap breathalyzer for Xmas (thanks Parental Commanders!) and I was at roughly 0.06%, so it wasn’t that. I’ve always had a very mild stomach issue with dairy, and I’m pretty sure the large quantities of cheese are what got me, but that never used to happen.
By the way, they got the breathalyzer at Costco, and I believe it was $40-60, If anything, it’s taught me that I can drink A LOT more than I thought I could and still legally drive.
DRINKS ON LOW COMMANDER
Fun fact: I woke up with a good sized hangover a couple weeks ago and blew a 0.04% that morning.
“Well, that explains it.”
Why am I laughing at the thought of LCSS waking up and blowing a .04 (phrasing) and then saying “fuck it” , I’ll have a shower beer….?
Because it was a shower whiskey.
Best hangover cure is a cold drink and a hot shower. It’s important not to confuse those two things.
Need to suck more cock for ten bucks out behind the Arby’s dumpster; works for me.
Maybe all this MAGA shit is getting to me too much, but 24 hours later, I STILL feel as though I watched the rich, through criminal officiating, choose the Supe THEY wanted. Can’t shake it.
You too? Shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrT_LWhHufg
Wildly swinging topics, sometimes I think indie wrestling exists primarily to see how many pop culture references promoters can come up with for posters.
Holy shit do I miss Lucha Underground. I only made it to season 2 cause Netflix never added more seasons, which is bullshit
The co-opting is in full swing. Of course, I think his best quote is one you’ll never see used by a shameless enforcement arm of the executive branch.
Man that quote is as true today as it ever was.
It is evergreen. Change a couple words and it’s universal.
It makes people feel squirmy to read because it includes the word “Negro”.
Occasionally the cocoa concoction actually works, and everything is okay with the world.
If a couple feels like they need to go to Temptation Island in order to “test your relationship”, they should just shake hands and part as friends.
I remember seeing one couple actually go on that show and they both stayed faithful. They got very little screen time because they clearly were just running out the clock until they could leave and I assume collect some kind of paycheck?
Never watched any version of it, but I always assumed that they cast the most fame-hungry aspiring actor/models they could. People who are willing to “play ball” to earn their screentime, either by faking how serious their “relationship” ever was, or faking how tempted they are.
In season 1, all four couples stayed together. It was total bullshit.
Isn’t that every show on TV?
Read my post tomorrow!!
The Australian one was better because they showed uncensored boobs. Not everyone stayed together and one guy that broke up with his g/f, he ended up with a temptress and those two became a famous couple for a while
I’d prefer a weird half-assed slap fight advantage to the lesser in size, then a call to a friend (who doesn’t want to hear it) to bitch about the outcome.
Have we poured one out for Melo and his hoodie?
My dad told me he’d heard a rumor that the Nets were thinking of adding him, and I told him to go fuck himself.
Goddamnit. Only two full days of perfect weather after KILLSTORM ’19 and now it’s gone and gotten windy.
I get sunny 40s and then back down to teens. Enough time to melt the snow and quickly refreeze it before it has a chance to drain from our yards.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/how-do-you-draw-an-x-the-internet-is-confused/ar-BBSx4RU?ocid=spartandhp
The Internet is trying to divide us all again. Besides the right answer is #5.
Correct.
I could go for some of that 5 X Whiskey right about now too.
I do number 8 but in fairness I am left-handed.
I’m surprised they’re talking about “colored lines” on MLK Day.
slash then backslash
Which makes me a number 8. Anything other than 7 or 8 is nothing more than the slack-jawed scribbling of an illiterate savage.
Although I could see an argument being made that those who do 5 are on par with the higher-functioning great apes, in that it wastes the least motion because you start at the lower left (where your pen would most naturally be after finishing the previous letter) and ends at the lower right (primed to once again start the next letter).
Apology accepted. (picks tick from hair and eats it)
Hey! If you want to tire your hand out having to go down-up-down instead of going down-up, be my guest!
Oh, my hand gets plenty of practice at the ol’ down-up, down-up thank you very much. You best look out lest I sick my droogs on you.
The army trying to co-opt and rebrand MLK into a marine-loving woke patriot wins today’s disturbing MLK revisionist history. The CIA didn’t bring their A game this year.
FSU tried to get him on board with denigrating another race:
The Seminoles license their name to FSU. I knew a guy in college whose father was one of bigger chiefs. They’ve embraced the fuck out of capitalism because he drove a Porsche around downtown D.C. like he was a Saudi prince.
Hey, if you believe the theory they brought it on the day that mattered.
Remember the FBI’s tribute last year?
They got the response they wanted regardless.
So the Chargers lose another “home” game to have to go and play in Mexico? Well, it at least gives me hope that a Spanos could end up with Montezuma’s Revenge, which while meaning something very different to BOLTMAN, ultimately has the same outcome of one’s organs being removed through an orifice.
While alive, if possible.
Mexico City Chargers: Coming to the NFL in 2024
This definitely COULD happen given that the Jaguars are a lock for London.
Low Commander, would that be palatiable?
More so than LA, but it’s still not home. There may have been a shred of hope that I followed them if they moved anywhere else, but that’s a moot point now.