That banner image…. That is one Superb Owl, right? RIGHT???????
Here, have another…
Hehehehe….that one always makes me laugh. And I needed a good laugh right now.
/sighs heavily
I’ve had a disheartening and exhausting couple of days recently. Some of you know why. Better I don’t talk about it publicly.
So let’s just get on with this, shall we?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBI6FYRGxdY
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The Big Game
Superb Owl LIII will finally get out of our faces by around midnight on Sunday. Then blissfully we can ignore the NFL for another six months and move on with our lives, thank Christ.
Oh wait, I forgot about the draft.
And the players beating their wives and girlfriends during the offseason.
And the PED issues.
And CTE and…..
Ahem…
I probably will not be watching the Superb Owl. But here is your match-up anyway….
RAMMIT!!!!! vs P*TS
- Sunday, February 3, 6:30pmEST – TV: CBS
- Mercedes Benz Stadium – Atlanta
- (P*TS -3 ATS, -150 ML)
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Sports To Break Your Heart 2Nite
NHL
As per usual, no national NHL broadcasts in the lower 48. Check your locals.
NBA
- Boston @ NY – 7:30pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Houston @ Denver – 10:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
NCAA Hoops
- (5)Michigan @ Iowa – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- Yale @ Harvard – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Davidson @ St. Bonaventure – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- (18)Buffalo @ Bowling Green – 8:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- Wright State @ Illinois-Chi**** – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- (21)Maryland @ (24)Wisconsin – 9:00pmEST – TV: FS1
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Just Some Non-Themed Sexy
I was gonna go with a theme this week, but decided not to. So here, have some random pretty girls being pretty.
Just don’t trust them with your heart. It always turns out bad. At least in my experience it has.
Masturbating is looking better and better.
Cough Syrup? Not a cat person?
LOL.
Enjoy…
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What Doesn’t Kill You
….still really pisses you off. Unfortunately, that’s just the way it goes. Life is messy.
But ultimately, we have to move on and have faith that things will get better.
Even when they don’t.
Have a great weekend, folks.
Love ya’s.
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Back when it wasn’t cool.
Is it AFLW kickoff time yet?
3 more hours. Just enough time to start drinking.
Remembered to tip this time!
You’ll still beat me
He’s not your dad.
Getting around to Big Mouth. That’s a fucked up show right there.
Are you into Big Mouth?
Does anyone else feel a draft?
This polar vortex thing isn’t all bad.
Have retreated to the cape house for the Superbowl owl. Friends and family are coming over for the game. I’ll be drinking copious amounts on Sunday. Hopefully happy celebratory drinking.
Good luck, and I mean that. I’m a Jets fan but at a certain point, you tip your hat to the best team of all time. Also, you’re a friend, and how could you wish disappointment on a friend on Owl Sunday? A shithead does that.
So…*(gulps HARD)*…go pats.
I’m a shithead then. Because FUCK THE P*TS!
Much appreciated sir.
No problem.
But seriously; DO NOT GET TRAPPED WITH A HOSTILE MONKEY!
HOPEFULLY NOT! HOPEFULLY YOU ARE IN MOURNING FOR THE RECENTLY MURDERED P*TRIOTS.
However, may none of your beers be skunky, nor your drinks mixed poorly, because that would be inhumane.
Wot
She’s used to a gooey mess in her face; it’s Jacksonville.
I’m sure there’s a collection of all the Jacksonville jokes from The Good Place online. That show is a delight, but anyway, yeah.
I hope this means he’s saving a brick “cake” for the asshole with dreads
Oh, hey, cowboy …
The first two Scary Movies are genuinely good spoof films.
Does she make pie?
found a funny:
Tried to signal to my wife across the food court to buy me an extra McNuggets and now I’m in 3 gangs and have to kill someone named “Snake”.
Snake had it coming
Every once in a while they put people in movies who are attractive.
It’s going to rain all weekend and I’ve got my pj’s on. I don’t plan on stepping out of the house the whole weekend.
Nice pics this week!!
8/10; over-pepperoni’d, would bang without hesitation.
And cut into those stupid elementary school squares.
Don’t want burnt hands.
5/10 would still eat.
MAKES IT HARDER TO CONSUME, THUS MORE LIKELY TO BURN HANDS.
Love that place!
Might be tooooo sexy.
I’m gonna put on my pajamas, mix up some old-fashioneds for me and the Missus Esquire,
burn all of my correspondence with Roger Stoneget a nice fire going in the fireplace, and watch me some TV.Old fashioned’s are awesome