Your “Slippery When Wet” Friday Evening Open Thread

Since last weekend, we’ve gotten nearly 7 inches of rain where I live.  One literally can’t walk outside without sinking.

The one day we didn’t get rain (Tuesday) the wind was blowing so hard that it blew a tree over (which was because the rain had loosened its roots) and cut power.  But I did get to whip out my big chainsaw and start cutting some shit up.  But of course when the power company arrived about an hour later, they made me stop.

Meh, probably just as well.

That’s been fixed now of course, but now it’s raining again.

California, even with earthquakes, wildfires and mudslides, is looking better and better.  At least there they got legal weed and hot chicks.

Seems like a good tradeoff….

But honestly, in truth, I kinda like the rain.  I really do.  It’s soothing.

But this is too much.  I’m tired of tracking mud in the house. I’m tired of being wet (phrasing).  And I’m tired of trees falling over because the soil is so loose now.

Having said that, however…

Sexy Wet Girls  is our theme this week.

(It’s important to stay hydrated)

We’ll get to that in a minute.

Sports Which Will Water You Down 2Nite

NHL

Once again, no nationally televised Friday games in the US of A.  Check your locals.

Full Schedule

NBA

  • Portland @ Toronto – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Milwaukee @ LAL – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NCAA Hoops

  • Kent State @ Bowling Green – 6:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • Rhode Island @ Dayton – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • (21)Buffalo @ Miami (OH) – 8:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • Siena @ Canisius – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU

Full Schedule

Wet Girls Are Fun Girls

Enjoy…

And the winner, for best use of a gigantic leaf is…

Oooooof.

(get it?)

Time To Dry Out

Have a good weekend everyone.

Love ya’s.

 

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Senor Weaselo

Well I survived the BQE in the snow at 3 in the morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTJ6GPGMozo

Beerguyrob

If it’s not too late, have a screwdriver.

If it’s too late, have a mimosa.

Unsurprised

Note to self: hire SNOW monkey ninjas next time.

Unsurprised

There’s a tech company called Smarsh and whenever I’m in downtown I always make a “Lousy Smarsh weather” joke. No one has ever laughed.

Unsurprised

I appreciate artifice, but small acts of reality seem to make the best photos.

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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

I wish these were mine. Not my style. Whenever I take photos with people in them, I try to capture normal and it just comes out unremarkable.

Beerguyrob

Is it all right to prefer avarice?

Unsurprised

Yes

yeah right

When I was growing up in government housing I was asked what did I want to be when I grew up.

I told them I wanted to be a writer.

They said, “How do you intend to do that?”

I told them I had no idea.

That still holds.

Unsurprised

I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up, but you are a fucking writer.

yeah right

Thank you. That really means a lot.

Unsurprised

It’s the truth.

Beerguyrob

What he said.

Unsurprised

“If you can’t win a case by yourself, you’re fuckin’ useless.”

God damn. My Cousin Vinny is a great movie.

Unsurprised

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Flew into Phoenix tonight for some spring training games this weekend with my family. Uber driver had heard nothing about the Tucson Raiders plot.

Mr. Ayo

What was his reaction to the Bama connection? Also, did you give the driver the [DFO] application?

Unsurprised

More importantly, did you get his $12 membership fee?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Utter confusion and reason to doubt my credibility

Unsurprised

But what was his reaction to the Bama thing?

Unsurprised

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Mr. Ayo

That’s some good painting.

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

I’m never going to get off if I can’t stare deeply into your eyes

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Stop spying on me.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Give it a minute. I think it’s flooded.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

The fact that I can fucking recognize who she is (Samantha Hoopes) is pathetic. I’m the Rain Man of loser perverts.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Hey

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beerguyrob

I’mma say let sleeping dogs lie. Itemizing a relationship after it’s gone south brings only added misery, and probably the Annie Wilkes kind as well.

The next time she needs something fixed, she’ll realize what she did and feel bad. Plus, if she calls to ask for help, you can remind her that you don’t spay bitches anymore.

King Hippo

time to pass out so I can be up bright and early for Spurs/Arseholes!

Beerguyrob

Unlike GAMBLOR, Hippo must sleep.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

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King Hippo

yes, it is

King Hippo

also yes

Mr. Ayo

*searches [DFO] archives*

Mr. Ayo

(valen)

Real subtle.

Mr. Ayo

No one’s blaming you! Well, at least I’m not.

Mr. Ayo

I mean, I read the Goddess series posts, but I don’t think that was blow by blow accurate.

ballsofsteelandfury

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Col. Duke LaCross

It’s a dick move, but maybe justified?

King Hippo

see, even uber-talented musicians with great hair hate themselves!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=659pppwniXA

King Hippo

Brandon Perna works through his Napoleon Syndrome:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Haq9_1tnENg

Mr. Ayo

Or both. At the same time.

Unsurprised

The daughter’s now nearly as old as Rachel Hunter was when that video was made.

Unsurprised

Speaking of whom. From 2015. Gianna Dispenza.
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Fronkenshteen

HAI!!
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King Hippo

Accepting one’s permanent sadness is bittersweet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2MnJGBpSR4

rockingdog

last funny:

I’m a lot like jazz; what I don’t say is as important as what I say. Also, nobody listens to me.

rockingdog

That Rihanna Umbrella song brings back a memories….
In HighSchool I went on a date with a girl, and at the end of the date she and I were just hanging out in the car listening to the radio.
Before she got out of the car to go home, she gave me a BJ while that song played on the radio

ballsofsteelandfury

That was a magical time.

The time Beyonce’s song was popular, not high school, although it sounds like your HS experience was pretty good.

Gratliff

Halfway through S3 of The Expanse and it’s still very good. I have trouble wrapping my head around SyFy original programming that isn’t hilarious schlock.

King Hippo

We are all prestige teevee now, Imaginary Iggles chum

Gratliff

One more week
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King Hippo

Ouch, did someone break this to Joe Buck??

ballsofsteelandfury

She dated Aikman?
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Brick Meathook

They call that “Brokeback Mountain”

Col. Duke LaCross

Neither of them probably remember it.

King Hippo

ziiiiiinnnnng!

blaxabbath

Spending the night here in flagstaff. Had some dope Korean food for dinner and now just chilling as we get the kid down at the airbnb. It’s nice being out of town a bit.

King Hippo

Been fightin’ off teh strange with a shovel?

King Hippo

I was listening to SiriusXM today, and on the Weezer concert they broadcasted, they did a “barbershop quartet” version of Buddy Holly. It was pretty cool.

King Hippo

took me about 20 seconds to catch on, was only partially caffeinated

Beerguyrob

I have added six ounces of vodka to a 40 ounce Slurpee, and I couldn’t be happier right now that my week is over.

rockingdog

thats some galaxy brain stuff rite there…

herodotus450
herodotus450

Since last weekend, we’ve gotten nearly 7 inches of

I know what that’s like

King Hippo

At least I shan’t be tempted to drive to the burlesque house.

/everyone would be extra pushy, anyway

rockingdog

found a funny:

you knew the backstreet boys were actually friends because when the one boy asks if hes “sexual” the rest of the boys all agree that he is

rockingdog

thats insane how much rain you all are getting out west

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

A never-ending website of gifs like this shall be thy heaven, my Moose-y son. – God

herodotus450

Scotchy’s Senators fired their coach today; it’s like if NASA fired Christa McAuliffe today because of the Challenger explosion: a little late and way off the mark.

King Hippo

saves ’em from having to search for body parts

King Hippo

yes, the cats are mighty pissed off about this weather

/hoping the older one doesn’t piss in the house

WCS

You’re saying Hippo uses an outhouse?

King Hippo

indoor plumbin’ is puttin’ on airs ,, ppl forget that

Wakezilla

This is one of my, if not my favorite fetish. Great hustle tWBS. You truly are a King amongst men.