Totally counts, it has “dance” in the name. Plus I get the call and I deem it totally allowed and that there’ll be other Classical dances. You’ve been… warned is not the word, but sure, warned. It’s me, so I could roll them out if I so chose. But anyway, here are today’s polls, once again in the SHAN’KHOR region. That’s just as much for me as it is for not-me, since I don’t need to accidentally go to the wrong regional. I almost did it, and then I would’ve gotten myself crossed up and confused. Leave it to me that this is one of the few things in my life that I’m actually attempting to keep organized.
Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.GAMBLOR Regional updates will be tomorrow, in case you’re wondering. Nothing is wrong, just scheduling reasons involving prior commitments.
(Now, with my other sixty words or so, I’m not sure what to talk about. Hell, maybe I’ll just ramble for awhile, it shouldn’t be that hard, right? It’s not like it’s extremely long to ramble for. And even more fun, I can just ramble about rambling, how ’bout that! Yes Senor, you sly devil, you can have your most meta ramble session yet! Although that means you’re gonna burn this, you can’t meta-ramble again. Wait, what am I at?)
Okay, that does it for today, remember, tomorrow will have the GAMBLOR updates, so keep your pants, well it’s us so keep them off I guess. See you tomorrow!
So St. John’s is totally going to lose 4 of 5 after beating Nova, including season sweeps to Providence, Xavier, and DePaul, and miss the tourney. Alternately, lose 4 of 5, yada yada yada, and win the Big East tourney to fuck with everyone, and then lose in the first round to still have zero tournament wins since 2000. Takers?
Bubba Watson’s balls are yellow.
Could be worse I guess….could be blue.
That was a very unsuccessful grocery store trip. I special ordered an item by phone two days ago and they said “No problem, we’ll have it waiting.” I get to the store and they said they gave it to another customer half an hour ago. Fuck!
Then as I was checking out, the cashier couldn’t remove the anti theft top from my bottle of vodka and she actually asked me “Did you really want this?”
I told her I needed it now more than ever.
Shit!
Sorry, but LMFAO at “needed it now more than ever”.
You know you got legal weed there, right?
That was waiting at home.
Wow even bottlecaps have fancy names out in Californee
Man – Bobby Hurley ‘s arm pits are so sweaty, you’d think HE was the coach in this game who’s gonna have to testify under oath next month.
5vs12 is currently tied 15-15. What happens if there is a tie? Revote? Dead heat (both advance)? Double elimination? Supreme Court votes for Bush again?
I’ll start taking bribes to change my vote
Wait a minute. 5v12 has 30 votes, but 4vs13 has 31. This is why they say “every vote counts”!
I feel deeply sad for 13. Criminally under-seeded.
I get to invoke prima nocta. Okay, maybe not, but I do get to break ties.
I think I would only last a day or two working as a Sabres beat writer before they’d fire me for overusing the phrase “Sabre-rattling.”
I’d get fired for constantly suggesting the franchise just commit seppuku
Sabre? I hardly know hre!
Buffalo looks unorganized out there. It’s almost as if Buffalo is winging it
Waiting for Arizona ASU to tip off. An Arizona win should bounce ASU from the bubble.
It’s be worth it for this HORRIBLE UA team to just play spoiler.
I never make the banner, because pictures of engines don’t fit there.
Yeah. That’s it.
Getting on the banner is all political. It’s just a beauty pageant, that’s all. My posts are too real for the banner.
Yep, this all checks out. Bummer for you, buddy.
My mother just called to tell me that she has a mouse on her wall and what should she do about it.
Me: “Go to the pound and spend $5 on a cat”
Call Lionel Hutz cause she’s got a prior art lawsuit brewing?
A mouse on her wall? What is it, some kind of crazy spidermouse?
There’s a brick backsplash in the kitchen. Not too 70’s or anything.
Tell her to buy sticky glue traps. Then, when she catches it, kill it, then chop its head off and leave it by an entry way that a mouse would enter thru her house in order to send a message to other mice.
The cat could do that for her for cheaper.
THIS NC STATE I CALL THEM KUWAIT BECAUSE THEY NEED A LOT OF HELP WITH THEIR DEFENSE.
THIS WELSH DEFENSE I CALL IT BANNOCKBURN, BECAUSE THE SCOTS ARE RUNNING THROUGH IT LIKE IT’S NOT EVEN THERE!!!
-Fuck, it’s hard doing this for Six Nations Rugby you guys.
Superbly done laddie.
I haven’t had a burger since my Cherry Cricket burger in Denver last August. I’m geographically fortunate because my town has a Five Guys, In-N-Out AND a Shake Shack.
I’ve never tried Shake Shack but the locals aren’t impressed.
Suggestions?
I’ll go with the consensus.
You’re not a Southern Californian if you don’t choose In-n-Out.
Given that, they’re all completely different burgers. It really depends on what you feel like.
It’s probably been 10 years since I’ve had In-n-out. That’s not an indictment I just don’t do burgers very often and if I do I prefer a place where I can have a beer with it.
I just feel like grabbing a quick burger for some reason.
The Habit burger is pretty good too. There’s one in El Segundo on Sepulveda almost across from Five Guys. Also Eagle Rock for you eastside folk.
Not to be confused with Hamburger Habit @ National & Sepulveda.
Or Hamburger Hamlet on Hollywood and Highland. I have eaten there and it was damn good. Loved the hash browns.
Haven’t tried them either and they’re right next door to my bank.
I always love 5 guys in my mouth.
Thanks for the feedback, Linda.
I really liked Shake Shack the one time I went there.
I might give it a go.
As a New Yorker (so you’d think I’d have Shake Shack allegiance), Five Guys is superior except for the ice cream and beer. I have not had In-N-Out.
In-N-Out for the burgers and Five Guys For the fries.
Shake Shack is fine but overpriced. We have a $10 credit every month via our American Express card so I can basically get one for free, which makes it taste considerably better.
Now get the winner, Lesser Footy Artist Formerly Known As Videoton FC
I am glad i am a Puebla supporter now. Beat it Fulham.
/ just joking baby i didnt mean to snap, litre was talking crazy he has room for both of you.
at least I can safely go back to betting youse next year
Two clubs at the same time… Nice
Bury got a late winner, at least.
It really is that time of the year where the Hot sperms get sucked dry of their potency, isn’t it?
Everton, that
How we doing, DFOers?
Today, we are all mighty whitey supporters, am I right?
u rite
Aaand there it fucking is. Can’t waot for Rotherham away next year. Fuck.
No, today I am wearing these new boxers I bought from Costco. They are pretty comfortable but “Buffalo David Britton” is embroidered on the front and it makes me feel uncomfortable to wonder who that dude is every time I take a wiz.
Sounds like your new nickname to me.
Buffalo Dave is just this guy’s old company after they had to change their name after all that “unpleasantness” in West Virginia…
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GOOOOOAAAALLLLLL, Osters! Uff da!
Mighty Whitey back in it! Them, Bury, and Osters could still come good and make the morning nice.
Get fucking in you bastards!!!!!
@Hippo, dunno if you’ve seen, but Gottfried is getting pinched.
We’re screwed.
eh, is what it is
I think I might email Debbie Yow again. You know how much she loves me already.
😀
Still can’t believe how much of a pass she gets from fans for Gottfried.
Well, at least in a coupla months we’ll have Boo.
Is that better?
Q: Who would name their kid “Boo”?
A: A Duke Lacrosse Alumnus
(sounds right)
I’m beyond entertained that Pitino, AZ, LSU, and NCST are the ones getting outed from this.
Definitely nobody else is doing these things. Definitely.
WOO!!! Split goes level at 88′ and wins it at the death.
In case anyone forgot, these Barcodes are total cunts
found a funny:
Lab Assistant: Don’t you think this has gone a little too far?
Scientist: NONSENSE!
Writhing mass of flesh and fur that resulted from trying to genetically splice Phil Collins with a border collie: *barks the first few notes of the drum solo to In the Air Tonight*
Worth it
I’m going to do my taxes today. Pray for Rikki.
Will you do mine please? I hate that shit.
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=qmaz3Br8AnA
EVERTON, AREN’T WE!!!
Kane was offsides
but haha, fuck off He Who Shall Not Be Named
Took me a second then connected the dots
appears my epic #HAILGAMBLOR run has ended. Oh well.
Yep. I is done til the tourney unless I get some Mexi/italy magic
Good Morning All
(also…’member when Bruce Jenner had a penis?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njp86LvhSQQ
Pepperidge Farm remembers!
/they gingerbread mens was always nongendered ppl forget that
DCL muthafuckas!!
Anyone have a couple skinoots on Cardiff today?
thought about it, but no. Bury, Fulham, Queen of the South (already behind), Osters (same), Hajduk Split, and Pro Patria this window.
I gots money in Serie a, Mexico, the Danish league and Scotland.
You guys must have Fubo TV.
nah, just lowly cable but with ESPN+ and NBC Gold. Only watching Everton, checking LiveScore for the rest
Really looking forward to not being able to watch the derby in Mexico today due to no fucking broadcast rights in Canadia. WE ARE ON THE SAME CONTINENT! SHOW ME MY SEXY MEXICAN CHEERLEADERS DAMMIT!
Considering Liga MX wants a true North American league, this doesn’t make sense!
I love how the MLS has ‘closed the gap’ and gets bootfucked by 4 Sexy Mexy teams last week.
MLS is ass and will always be ass.
The Canadian Premier League is where its at.
I would be quite amused for MLS to drop to #3 on the continent
How many positions at the top of the EPL table are meaningful at season’s end? 4?
4 for Champions League, 5-6 and sometime 7th gets one Europa
Only once in recent memory has 4th not gotten Champions League, that’s right – Everton finished 4th that season
6ish. Europa league spots.
Twist that knife Foxy Footy!
That 13 – 4 bracket…shame someone has to lose.
I stared at that one for a couple of minutes before voting.
I’m starting to remember who wrote some of these, and it’s fucking with my biases
I’ve only bannered once in EVAR, so I don’t have to keep my eyes out for another
Nice equalizer from Dunav Ruse, and we shall be watching the Confederacy’s favourite Lesser Footy side at 10 (Queen of the South).
well done by Gaz Metan Medias WOO
yes, this shall double as Lesser Footy thread
Nine days for just the first round? What is this, Lennay Kekua’a leukemia regimen?
I look forward to what you do for the rest of the round.