NFL News:
- Clay Matthews is now a member of RAMMIT Nation.
- A two-year deal to return to his hallowed USC turf.
- Further upsetting WineWife is Randall Cobb to the Cowboys.
- It’s one year for $5 million.
- AJ McCarron continues his mid-career collection of clipboards, signing on to be the Texans backup.
- It’s one year for $3 million.
- It’s hard to believe it’s been only 16 months since Cleveland botched a trade for him that would have paid McCarron at least $8 million per season.
- He can’t kill him if they’re teammates: Vontaze Burfict is now a Raider, joining Antonio Brown.
- It’s a one-year deal, because they just have to make sure.
Finally, Deadspin did the heavy lifting and went through all the complaints to the FCC about this year’s halftime show at the Super Bowl. Feel free to click through to see the half-funny & fully clutched pearls of people who took time away from writing #content for Mouth Flies Open to complain about Adam Levine’s nipples.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Leafs at Sabres – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Lightning at Capitals – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Jets at Ducks – 10:00PM | NBCSN / TSN Prairies
- NBA:
- Celtics at 76ers – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN4
- Raptors at Thunder – 9:30PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
- NCAA:
- NCAA Basketball Tournament:
- North Carolina Central vs. North Dakota State – 6:30PM | truTV / TSN
- Arizona State vs. St. John’s – 9:00PM | truTV / TSN
- NIT Basketball Tournament:
- Harvard at Georgetown – 7:00PM | ESPN2
- Norfolk State at Alabama – 7:00PM | ESPNU
- Butler at Nebraska – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- Sam Houston State at TCU – 9:00PM | ESPNU
- NCAA Basketball Tournament:
The real tournament starts tomorrow. Please consider this your FINAL REMINDER to join the DFO 2019 Fantasy Bracket Challenge. The password is “DFO”.
PICK LIKE YOU’VE NEVER PICKED BEFORE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnAQATKRBN0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8
Ice Liouns were up 5-0 in the 3rd. Ice RED BLACKS have made it 5-4 and are on the powerplay with like 2 minutes left.
It’s worth a watch
5-0 lead into 5-4, finishing 7-4 Ice Liouns? That’s both the Canucks & Sens season in a nutshell.
Checking the stupid stupid Twitter tonight, and apparently, the War Criminals have logged on. The architects of the Iraq War are lucky they’re American or else the Hague may have thought they did some considerable war criming.
STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS!!!!
(have a nice night everyone)
That was the ugliest thing to come out of eastern Queens on a national stage since November 2016.
Good thing he didn’t back up in the other direction and into fireplace.
Burnt pussy stank like dat.
Pussy-on-pussy violence. Bill O’Reilly and Tucker Carlson bring you the facts, tonight!
Trivia: What college football player, upon leading his team to leave the pre-bowl-game-goodwill-with-both-teams dinner, said in justification, “Did the Japanese…go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed ’em? Fellas…let’s go.”
Hint: He ded.
I cheated and looked it up, so I won’t answer.
😀
He died on my mom’s 51st birthday, btw.
I have no idea, but, based on my limited college football history, I’d guess it was someone from the Hurricanes dynasty, circa Jimmy Johnson or Erickson.
Was this said during the Fighting Irish bowl game?
Was it said by the Hurricanes player that got hurt during the bowl game and never played in the NFL during the Jimmy Johnson era?
Based on 30/30, that guy seems like the dude that would say that
I think so? Maybe. WICHITA.
He flew to an away game on a private plane provided by an ASU booster?
I mean I feel for the kid having lost his brother, and respect him for getting to the away game and playing anyway.
But I still think the NCAA frowns upon that whole “plane provided by a booster” type thing.
Go home, Johnnies. You and ASU are drunk, and never deserved to be here in the first place.
@Litre, what was your bet? ATS or ML?
Why is no one ripping on this guy? He is tee’d straight up!
If twitter hadn’t shadow banned me for threatening the Vice President— also because I’m a leading conservative voice — I’d be all over threatening this dude!
That can’t be a thing that exists. So no one realizes the problem.
I GET JOKES.
I did seafood tonight and made homemade cocktail sauce. I used too much horseradish though and now have really bad heartburn.
Maybe I should go drink some ketchup?
Pray for Seamus’s septic system.
You ain’t wrong. Sheeesh.
This is some terrible basketball.
At least they’ve managed to score more than 24 pts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSL38xNnzvQ&t=482s
I have money on ASU so I am ok.
ASU can die!
Whenever I pass through Orange County I lament the fact that I never got to bang a girl from around here, but then I remember that I did and it really wasn’t anything special.
For you or for her?
It can be two things!
Both, probably.
I did ’em all first, so it’s no wonder you were unimpressed due to their already having had the best they were gonna get.
I am a huge-cocked stud, you see.
Also, most of the girls were just me in drag.
Cat on the left don’t know what the hell is going on.
Dortdown?
Good to hear the incompetent varsity refs disagreeing with the incompetent JV refs.