Huzzah for life distractions!
#10(E) Minnesota (+5.5, +210) v. #7(E) Louisville (12:15, CBS)
Don’t bet the over/under on “Minute Man” Pitino crowd shots. You don’t want to die of liver failure this early in the tourney.
#14(E) Yale (+6.5, +250) v. #3(E) LSU (12:40, truTV)
Oh, the taeks about these fine, upstanding, future white criminal Yalies, as opposed to the ruffian Negroes of the Bayou. But LSU is without its suspended head coach (they think he’s paying folks, imagine that!), which seems vaguely important.
#12(MW) New Mexico State (+5.5, +225) v. #5(MW) Auburn (1:30, TNT)
Here comes the first of everyone’s predicted 12/5 upsets, but Aubie is used to playing folks that call theyselves Aggies. Also, I have a mild pro-Bruce Pearl feeling about this dance. I mean, who wouldn’t want to twirl the ballroom with that handsome devil!
#13(W) Vermont (+8.5, +380) v. #4(W) Florida State (2:00, TBS)
Look, when Scowlin’ Leonard and his Seminole Band go down in flames, I can officially quit caring about my brackets. So, like 4:15 EST??
#15(E) Bradley (+18.5, +1625) v. #2(E) Michigan State (2:45, CBS)
The namesake of many Commentist Party illuminati, but their line does nae make it appear that The Valley is much account this year. You know Sparty, they lose right away, or they at least make the Flacco Eight.
#11(E) Belmont (+3, +140) v. #6(E) Maryland (3:10, truTV)
I was all hype for betting on this, but that payoff is kind of disappoint. Looks like many #HAILGAMBLOR devotees have the same wanking motion opinion of Fear teh Turtle as Hippo does.
#13(MW) Northeastern (+7, +255) v. #4(MW) Kansas (4:00, TNT)
Fuck Northeastern (not to be confused with Northwestern, who lost about 10 too many games to make it), they are who spawned Jim Calhoun. But fuck Kansas MOAR, obvsly, not that it will matter much today.
#12(W) Murray State (+3.5, +150) v. #5(W) Marquette (4:30, TBS)
Murray? Present! And I am disappoint by my payoff yet again. But who doesn’t want to bet against Wojo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjnpqFXuNzc
FUN FACT: Porky’s is the highest grossing Canadian film of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2VBmHOYpV8
Welp, I’m still sick as a dog, but I’m not asleep yet since someone decided to defrost my pork tenderloin without asking me when we should eat it, and no we have to cook it so it doesn’t go bad.
Mmmmmmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnAQATKRBN0
I need to add more of other peoples’ vids of Yanet Garcia.
Hey friend, how do you upload a gif on here?
Depends on the source. From gfycat?
Yup
Nice socks.
You need them for maximum dancing efficiency on wood floors.
‘Cuse on the front of your jersey? That’s an embarrassment. Have some damn pride. And about those clouds…
Thanks to Ann Arbor (and btw I hate Michigan for the record but am willing to profit) my acct will be above 10K and I will cash out finally. Until next year.
Things are looking up, buddy!
How the hell is the Hall fucking this up so badly?
Because you touch yourself.
Hey, I told you that in confidence.
Please also delete the photos.
Can’t believe you shared those on slack.
Hey guys, wanna know something which sucks?
Realizing you had three different relationships over the past 2.5 years, all of which failed miserably.
AND THEN YOU REALIZE…..YOU’RE THE COMMON DENOMINATOR!!!!!!
Meh….fuck ’em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU
Be grateful none of those produced children.
/record scratch
OR DID THEY
That’s a very good point, actually.
3 beats 0
Scott Drew looks like he’s fondled a 14-year old or two.
So approachable and saintly, yes?
ah don’t think BayBay would ever employ a Papist, tho
Well, you know those Cath-o-lics aren’t Christian.
I could watch Eva Green read the User Agreement for a cellphone. And if she rolls her eyes at interminable run-on sentences…
Jim Boeheim really needs to get punched in the head.
Sorry, the truth hurts.
And now I’m looking at a Michael Jordan underpants commercial.
COME ON!!!!!!1
trust me, one doesn’t want to buy undies from a compulsive gambler
If you mean “punched in the head” as “repeatedly beaten with a baseball bat over the head” then I agree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bqURNrf3NE
some of y’all might be too young to remember, but CBS used to have a midnight game on Thursday and Friday of the first round. That was neat when one had energy and less need for sleep.
Two words…..NC State/Pepperdine.
https://giant.gfycat.com/WarpedCleverAzurevasesponge.mp4
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this mah favourite
well, can I stay awake for Cuse/BayBay, when the other three tilts are heaps of shit?
https://giant.gfycat.com/EarlyImportantBlackpanther.mp4
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These girls all really know how to play with balls.
They must’ve gone to Uncle Ed’s Finishing School
I just spent 20 minutes looking for something all around my apartment, only to find it was in my pocket the entire time (NAWT phrasing, just stoopdity). Lil’er WCS is laughing at my expense.
Getting old is a motherfucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ULNX2k0YbI
Now gimme mah 7-to-1 bet, Old Dominatrix
I love how goddamned Apple and the iPhone are pretending to value your privacy. That’s like Dick Cheney pretending to feel bad about ded brown ppl.
I realize it’s early, but, outside of Villanova, the Big East is ass, huh?
the fact that Nova wins it every year, but only got a 6 seed this time? Maybe that 8-10 St. John’s side shouldn’t have gotten their bid for beating fucking Marquette twice…
remember when SillyCuse could play defense?
Pepperidge Farm now has Alzheimer’s smh
So does Jim Boeheim… sometimes…
Selective Alzheimer’s is quite useful
Bullseye!
Gotta keep dem boobs on a swivel.
Yowza.
That girls of soccer or whatever account from a couple months ago had some more good gifs, but I tossed the links. Oh well.
2/10….she looks like she could kick my ass.
[gulps]
Montana ain’t so hot on defense.
Sorry Evel Kneivel, but you know it’s true!!!!
You would think one would need be a Frenchman to get away with that. But a Kraut??
wowza, did Jeff Jones ever let hisself go
Doing better than Jim Jones, though.
Kids must have lowered their standards.
or his milkshake brings them all to teh yard? 😀
I guess? (I meant the actor from Ferris Bueller and Deadwood)
ahhhhhhh
Oregon is trying to make it legal to light up in commercial locations and not just at home.
You have my attention.
Purdue’s coach seems like such a schmuck. I just want to punch his stupid face.
Yup. Gene Keady would roll over in his grave.
You know, if he was ded yet. Well, he’s always kinda been dead I guess.
1.5 minutes in, ODU/Purdue already shaping up to be the ugliest game of the day.
And that is saying something.
Cuse might want to put a chaser on that little honky mofo.
Maybe I should check out this soccer thing.
The beautiful game
2/10
Too skilled at kicking balls.
9/10 on the uniform, however.
Montana/Meechigan, c’mon Sovereign Citizens!
Wofford look extra gritty.
this is why I bet the Hall. Also think Willard is a really good coach.
Did Hippo just cash in big?
Apparently
CHUH CHUH!
Originally bet $150 on Nova -3.5, when they ran out to 7 or 8, bet $66 at +160 on SMC +5.5
4-5 was the double up sweet spot. I NEVER HIT THAT
EXACTLY FOUR WOO!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUsOJrw5PJE
my buzz is fading. I need to sleep or more liquor.
MOAR LIQUOR!
You can have both.
Sleep, pass out is there really a difference? I mean besides location and pants dryness.
attaboy Nova, sorry I doubted ya
yeah, FUCK RIGHT OFF Cousy!