First off, just so SonOfSpam doesn’t “Dude” me incessantly tonight (he probably will anyway)…Full Disclosure….
I was not a fan of The Spice Girls’ music. Of course for a while there, one couldn’t help but be exposed to it regardless of whether they wanted to be or not. So I am familiar with it. Well at least some of it.
But Fuller Disclosure….
I did always have thing for Emma Bunton…AKA “Baby Spice”. And frankly, I still do. My thing still likes her a lot.
It’s her week this week.
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Sports Which Will Spice You Up 2Nite
NHL
No national broadcasts in the lower 48. Color me shocked. But one more week to go before the playoffs get rolling.
NBA
- Boston @ Indiana – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Portland @ Denver – 10:30EDT – TV: ESPN
MLB
Bettman must have secretly become the commish for MLB while I wasn’t watching. No national games. Check your locals.
And maybe it’s all for the best anyway. The Final Four gets rolling tomorrow so rest up and pace yourselves.
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Emma Bunton
Born: 21 January, 1976, London
She’s Yummy.
Enjoy…
Hummina hummina….
That’s just too much.
(see what I did there?)
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OK, Time To Say Goodbye For This Week
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-54IDjrKIc
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Tell the truth seamus, was this for me?
Hehehe….totally unintentional glove boy.
But happy you liked it.
Takeover was great. Redshirt, you catch that?
The smash cut after the celebration on the ramp to Charlotte standing at Reid’s grave was a bit much
Shame on you, Spotify, for putting a Spin Doctors song on this recommended playlist
Conan is just going with whatever.
Being told the Habs did not give their fans the courtesy of a stress-free final week of the season
Welp, time to hit the bar. Good night, all — may you dream of the Spice Girl of your choice, and then have your second and third choices drop by as well.
Dude
Technically, they’re not off.
She’s a good girl.
Future lawyer material. I like her briefs.
Blue Jackets-Rangers overtime ends in a tie, I guess that’s the end of that game. definitely not some kind of arbitrary skillz coimpetition to follow.
Certainly not. Surely I would have seen such a thing if it happens.
Shootout loss: well that doesn’t count it’s just a stupid shootout who cares it’s not even real hockey.
Shootoup win: well that was anticlimactic.
https://video.twimg.com/tweet_video/D3bxQPTXsAABvIA.mp4
Side boob.
Future salary cap albatross Artemi Panarin scores for Columbus ot put them ahead 2-1
I remember finding that scene terrifying, only to later learn that tarantulas aren’t that dangerous. You have a better chance of killing Bond by offering him a few martinis and hoping he crashes his car on the way home.
Hey assholes.
I’m tickled pink that that actress later went on to play the President of the United States of America.
I’ve always been a Fillmore-sexual, but tell me more…
It was on Scandal. She was the Vice President and then some kind of thing happened and she became President.
Dzingelberry ties it up for hte BJs, 1-1.
Goddamnit Rangers. I never ask you for anything.
But Shirley you want them to lose at this point, for teh lottery
I’m a Habs fan, hoping for a little help from an Original Six bro.
Et ne m’appellez Shirley.
But Shirley you want the Hab(been)s to lose so the nhl can stuff the lottery so they win and get the first pick, tor teh lottery?
/not a fan of MTL
The NHL doesn’t cut us any breaks. Bettman doesn’t give a shit about any Canadian team.
But yeah, it’s not like getting trounced by Tampa in the first round is an appealing prospect. Plus the supposedly harsh but actually wimpy Montreal media is already praising our idiot GM just because the team doesn’t suck as badly as we expected after he fucked it up.
Still, when push comes to shove I can never actually root for my team to lose/be eliminated.
/Counts to ∞ in Edmonton first overall draft picks
//Also Tronno getting Mathews, the frozen envelope
///Also I hate Pat Roy so much
Eh. I hate the Leafs, but no way Bettman wasn’t hoping that the Coyotes would get the chance to draft local boy Matthews.
And it’s a crime that the Oilers have gotten to waste so many high picks, but that was just dumb luck.
Oh, and we welcome your hatred. The Habs should be hated, like the Yankees are.
Yea I guess Auston to Arizona would save the
NHL ownedtotally independent Coyotes.Since we like to refer to other sprots in terms of the nfl, I always asumed the Leafos would be the Cowboys of the NHL, but then who are the Canadians? Packers or Bears perhaps;
I’ve referred to them here as the Ice Alouettes, but yeah, Bears is probably the better comparison — used to be dominant, but lately just manage to flirt briefly with competence before fucking it up.
Which is why I don’t mind still being hated — nobody outside of division rivals really hates the Bears any more, they’re not relevant enough.
I, too, preferred Baby Spice, and thought I was weird because everyone else seemed hung up on Ginger or Sporty. This photo collection vindicates my 90s self.
I always felt the need to “test” them all to make sure of my choice.
Very wise.
I just noticed the banner quote. I missed a rare offseason sighting of the elusive balmer fozz.
No, you didn’t. It was on the slack channel we use for scheduling posts.
Fuck
This scene was brought to mind by the last couple songs I posted in Request Line.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQLXYu6plhg
I see you sarah silverman
I’ve watched that movie a couple of times and consider it OK at best, but that opening is Top 5 all time.
I think “ok at best” is a very fair assessment.
Water sports.
I am rolling joints while my wife is cleaning the walls. This is not how I pictured my marriage. I always thought my wife would be the one rolling the joints while I sat around waiting for her to finish.
Activision did it.
Oh, did anyone ever beat this game? I did! I had to map out the scorpion parts and use the underground shortcuts (otherwise you don’t have enough time) but I did it!
Well that’s interesting – they made Pitfall! into a cartoon, and Pitfall Harry was voiced by Robert Ridgely (“The Colonel” in Boogie Nights).
Usually your wife is the one waiting for me to finish, heyooo!
/ED is not a joke, kids, talk to your
dealerdoctorHal Needham was a boss.
The slide whistle sound effect really makes the scene pop.
I just need to lose weight. No pills for me, thank you.
At my house my wife is usually staring at the walls while waiting for me to finish.
Scotchy’s Ohio Senators are down by 1, but they may or may not have already clinched the playoffs, it’s impossible to tell.
Fucking St. Louis.
UR JUST JELLY OF #BFIB WOO!!
Is it realistic that Major Payne can afford to be Major Dad on a military salary?
One of the sexiest Bond scenes ever.
found a funny:
Jesus: *picks up bread* this is my body
Jesus: *picks up wine* this is my blood
Jesus: *picks up eggplant* i think we allll know what this is lol yea
So Jesus was black.
chuh fucking chuh
Oh, God Fucking Damn It!
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/26/article-2238695-163702C2000005DC-61_634x348.jpg
The Toy. Pretty good movie.
Gonna see these crazy kids tomorrow night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Ol-YDS4Jc
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/charlize-theron-says-shes-shockingly-single-somebody-just-needs-to-grow-a-pair-and-step-up
Hot and lonely. Just how I like them.
…not what I’m meant, but maybe after a few drinks, we’ll see what happens.
I dated a girl from Benoni (where she was originally from). I cannot claim she was quite as attractive as Charlize, however.
Yeah. I’m not bold but I’m not stupid enough to think I’d have a shot.
And to think that actor probably got PAID for that, while here I am coughing up $200 for the privilege like some kind of sucker.
Dream-Bro up next
https://www.reddit.com/r/CollegeBasketball/comments/b9s7eu/gif_war_the_blue_bloods_go_to_the_final_four/
Holy shit. That rules.
I wish I had my laptop to make that into a more easily-viewed video. Reddit video is shit.If you will it, Dude, it is no dream!
How’d you do thAt?
I too hate reddit video….
Use https://redv.co (or something similar. Google “reddit video downloader”)
Copy the video url and then paste it into the Gfycat create form to make sure it converts the full video or whatever. Depends on how creative you are planning to get.
Gfycat URLs are pretty simple if you don’t cut and paste the links directly.
GIF:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/[gfycat file name]-size_restricted.gifThere are a couple variants but nbd. -small.gif is capped at 2mb. There’s also a -max-1mb.gif that’s self-explanatory.
Direct video:
https://giant.gfycat.com/[gfycat file name].webmdownloadable
https://giant.gfycat.com/[gfycat file name].mp4When I asked if she wanted a mustache ride that’s not exactly what I meant, but it’s still rather adorable.
The Spice Girls; Panty Power. Needed more Commando Power.
They’re no Panty Posse, that’s for sure. Wait, I mean Party Posse.
Starting it off with the beefy boys
padres gonna get the W
That was some kind of nice.
Like the old joke says, first I’m gonna getcha, then I’m gonna eatcha.
Also appreciate you rolling WrestleMania storylines into the sexy friday posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4A6yg7MoJg
Mania weekend starts in earnest tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikkbHojGNOM
Here’s a pro tip for you: just fill that glass all the way up with alcohol to avoid pesky, calorie-expending walks back to the liquor cabinet later.
Christ, that banner pic looks like my spice cabinet…what a cluster
When I worked at Blockbuster back in the glorious 90s, there was a female manager who was pretty cool (eventually married my best friend actually) who would let us shut down the horrible horrible advertisement tape pretty early. The downside is she got first pick on movies. I saw Romy and Michele’s high School reunion, clueless and spice world a lot. Like a lot a lot. Not so much because she loved them but because those were reasonably PGish and quick to grab when she didn’t want to think too much.
And in all honesty, those weren’t really the worst movies in the world she could have picked
I would think the worst movie in the world that she could have picked (that would fit the PG criteria) would have been Corky Romano.
Was this in Albuquerque?
No, SoCal