It’s Easter Weekend.
Jesus was a pretty cool dude. I’m not a particularly religious person, but I truly do mean that I think Jesus was pretty awesome. I don’t necessarily think he was created out of “Divine Intervention” per se. In fact, I think Mary might have….ummmm….never mind.
But he was a tough sumbitch nonetheless, and stood up for what he believed. And didn’t back down even in the face of…. well ya know.
I can respect that.
Changing gears just a bit..Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber were geniuses. “Jesus Christ Superstar“ is without a doubt my favourite musical ever. I always listen to it at Easter. And other times as well if I’m being honest.
So in their honor, and Jesus’ too…. let us look at some hot chicks, shall we?
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Sports To Make You Feel Crucified 2Nite
NHL Playoffs
- Toronto @ Boston (tied 2-2) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
- Calgary @ ColorAdo (Col 3-1) – 10:30pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
NBA Playoffs
- Toronto @ Orlando (tied 1-1) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Boston @ Indiana (Bos 2-0) – 8:30pmEDT – TV: ABC
- Portland @ OKC (Por 2-0) – 9:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
MLB
Nothing national. Check your locals.
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Would Be Willing to Nail
(get it?)
((sorry I thought that was clever))
Enjoy….
Oh dear lord. I need to go boil my eggs now. Yes, it’s a euphemism.
And sadly I suppose, I relate more to Judas. But i would never sell a friend out for 30 pieces of silver.
I’d negotiate and hold out for at least 100.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3GBlVjUd0
So give me a “Harrumph” or watch your asses.
(I’m probably joking)
But Pilate was the real victim here, IMHO…
(those of you with weak stomachs might want to cut this off at the 3:30 mark)
Anyway…..
History, especially 2000 year old history, is difficult to discern for sure. I believe Pilate was caught in the middle, had no way out. Had no good answer. But all of that aside…
When you can’t find that last Easter Egg….don’t ask questions. You may not actually want to know where it is.
Especially if you invited Richard Gere.
Happy Easter, everyone!!!!
Love Ya’s.
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Other good songs from JCS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZZ7rUzYG6g
Hmmmm, that’s not really how it works . . .
Works for me. You stay out of this, buddy.
“He’s able to poke it away from the reach of Hyman”
Seriously, he really just said that.
Chris Christie has the biggest boobs in this comment section.
found a funny:
Brownies with or without nuts? The the nuts are unnecessary & fuck up my chewing flow. Brings nothing to the table except chaos. Individuals who want nuts in their brownies are unstable & cheat in relationships.
Wait…my wife is cheating on me?
Soooooo….ahem….
You’re saying your wife likes nuts?
Brownies with nuts!?! Damn SJWs are ruining scouting!
DAMN NEAR KILT ‘IM!
Indiana hitting shots and making this a game….
Honk, honk.
Bad guys score to put Toronto up 1-0, but the bad guys are challenging for goalie interference.
Bad guys lose the challenge, the goal stands, bad guys still up 1-0.
I am at the age wear this isn’t much of an exaggeration. I’m sure you needed to know that.
The first time you sit on the toilet in the middle of the night and your balls hit the water, you realize your mortality.
You are used to it when you know how deep it is.
Age of Ultron was the most interrupted movie I’ve ever seen in a theater due to like 30 soldiers from the nearby Army base. It made it easily twice as entertaining, especially with the faces of all the people who found the military commentary much less amusing than I did.
Enjoy this now because pretty soon all the rest of her will be doing that too.
Classic
Needed to find one where the melon won.
Still my favourite gif of all time.
Also, Ian Gillan was the best Jesus. Fight me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azawb907Bjg
I actually agree.
“Shotgunning beer and boating? I don’t see how that could go wrong!”-Natalie Wood.
“I was on the other side of the boat and didn’t see anything.”
-Robert Wagner
LMFAO
/Christopher Walken does a perfect Tony Sparano impression.
Bartender: I’m cutting you off. Only water from now on.
Jesus: (sarcastically) Oh, no.
jaylen brown feeling it early!
Celtics up…
I’d Harrumph the hell out of her.
Where’s the hula hoop?
Errrrrr….I mean who is this person?
She hasn’t skipped leg day.
She looks like she could hurt me. But hopefully in a good way.
Harrumph!
It is a nice warm day in Colorado, so they are blossoming.
Oh my. Now that’s a harrumph I could get behind.
That’s a behind I could give a good harrumph.
Who am I kidding, it would just be a “harr”.
LOL
I still haven’t gotten any “Harrumph’s” Just saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrGwjgK2jrM
Every time I see this I catch somebody new. Just realized Mary Magdalene grew up to be Gail the Snail.
It is disappointing that the military recruitment ads don’t include SPACE FORCE as an option.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdTVHau5gwk
All these bunnies and no Muffin Ass?
No, really. That’s what she goes by.
https://www.instagram.com/muffin030ass/
Speaking of Easter, I always forget if Pastrnak happened before or after Krystalnacht
“Double teamed by Auston Matthews and Morgan Riley” sounds like a video I’ve seen before… What happened to the good manly hockey names of yore like Lance, and Julian?
Woo hoo network TV basketball!
Are you saying Mary may have lied about the immaculate conception?
I was intentionally not saying anything.
But….
Like Sharkys meme yesterday I got so wasted I spent 3 days in a cave.
This is now my favorite gif ever and I predict I will be offending some friends and relatives this weekend.