Your Post-Draft, Pre-Draughts Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

I hope the weekend finds you well, you are finely settled in for the evening enjoying a beverage or some music

and that your team drafted well enough that you don’t feel like driving down to their team headquarters to protest what you feel was a waste of team resources.

Or, put another way:


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Blue Jackets at Bruins – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC
  • NBA:
    • Round 2 Game 1: 76ers at Raptors – 7:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
    • Round 1 Game 7: Spurs at Nuggets – 10:00PM | TNT / TSN
  • MLB:
    • Brewers at Mets – 7:00PM | FS1
  • UFC:
    • Fight Night – From Sunrise, Fla
      • Prelims – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN5
      • Main card – 9:00PM | ESPN+ / TSN5
  • MLS:
    • NY Red Bulls vs. Cincinnati – 7:00PM | TSN
  • NCAA:
    • College Baseball: Oklahoma State at Texas Tech – 8:30PM | ESPNU
    • Women’s College Softball: Kentucky at Alabama – 9:00PM | ESPN
  • AFL:
    • Sydney vs. GWS – 2:00AM | TSN2

That’s a nicely full docket. Enjoy the viewing.

Beerguyrob
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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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briar atwell
1 day ago
Thanks to manscape …i believe im a better sack artist than von miller now

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Today in How Not to Succeed in Musicals Without Really Trying… just sing your song while the orchestra’s confused because you skipped the entire underscore before it! And keep plowing along.

Today’s “that would make a good band name”: A Cappella Mob

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Columbus BJ’s for everybody!!!!

No wait….

Senor Weaselo

Well, the natives did die of disease. They didn’t specify what kinds.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m not traveling to Ohio for that; I’ve been there and the quality is terrible.

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

YOUR AMAZON ORDER:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Moar free Hockey.
I’m getting sleepyish.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

No spoilers on the suburban Sydney clash, please. We’re going out for dinner and I won’t complete my re-watch until tomorrow. Thaaaaaanks

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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IMPENDING DOOM.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I am angry at Hockey.
That is all.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog
rockingdog

LOL
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

How hard can it be to hand the rock to Barkley?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Life

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

/gets intercepted

yeah right

I’ve figured out a new scheme. Since I cook something new each Sunday I’ve been using Saturday to cook my old favorites. Tonight I made a couple of flatbreads. From scratch of course. They turned out incredible. I may not do carryout ever again.

My dough game is strong.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

What a coincidence.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

SOON!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

Goddamn. I said goddamn!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

RR doesn’t make stuff that good on her show and she has a food empire.

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

My moobs aren’t as attractive

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

DEBATABLE!

yeah right

Some of those edges are spot fucking on.
Did you save any for the rest of us?

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

I wanted to save some. But couldn’t resist. All gone now.

yeah right

There is no residual evidence here as well.

Fewer questions.

yeah right

Fuck yes!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dunstan
Dunstan

Got a martini in hand, a leg of lamb on the way, and a strawberry-rhubarb pie to make. Even the Dolphins can’t screw up tonight for me.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dunstan
Dunstan

The Columbus Blue Jackets will make an attempt at it, however.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Obvious joke is obvious

Gratliff

Just started Santa Clarita Diet and Drew Barrymore just projectile vomited for 10 minutes, so this definitely seems like a show worth a shot

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

Maybe not the best timing…

Gratliff

It’s me, the kiss of death

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Gratliff

Horatio Cornblower

Someone just got kicked square in the nuts in the UFC card and resumed fighting within 2 minutes.

Cup or not, I’m curled up and crying for a good hour.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Testicular atrophy.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

This BAHSTAN singer has Joe West beat in the neck meat department.

Fronkenshteen

Firstly of all, WHAT a banner gif!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Isn’t it beautiful?

Horatio Cornblower

It really is.

Gratliff

The march of time is both cruel and inevitable
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Respect for going hard til the day you die, though
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is that ESPN’s John Clayton on the left in the first picture?

Gratliff

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Robert Gibson is like if Joe Flaherty had a lazy eye, which gives me an excuse to post a Count Floyd video

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m thinking they never opened a 401K.

Gratliff

Ricky Morton gonna be paying child support 10 years after he’s dead

rockingdog
rockingdog
rockingdog
rockingdog

Yea gooooooo Padres!!!!
up 4-2 in the 10th inning!!!
Also….

found a funny:
I wish all the things people tell you when you’re severely depressed were also what guys said before they cum.

SonOfSpam

You want me to tell depressed people “By the by, I’m HIV-positive”???

Horatio Cornblower

I mean, OK, if it’ll make you feel better…

C’mon, baby, pull my hair and lemme aim it at your t[CENSORED]s

yeah right

They wound up slapping the piss out of the Nationals. On a good run and just got wins facing Scherzer and Strasberg. On the road!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

That seems a bit wordy for climaxing, but you do you.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Say aaahh!

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I want to do the L.A. pub crawl. The best case scenario in my life now is that I’ll be too busy with work then, but second is that I can still take off the weekend to hang out with you degenerates and my brother.

yeah right

Would be great to have you aboard.

Gratliff
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

That rules.

blaxabbath

I think ‘19 may be an overall uninteresting year for nfl competitiveness.

ballsofsteelandfury

Unless Brady tears an ACl…

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

That would be hilarious

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It will be interesting to see what kind of year Mahomes has without Tyreek Hill or Kareem Hunt.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Joe West has more neck meat than a giraffe.
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yeah right

Cowboy Joe also has the cowboy waddle.