This week in tWBS Depresses Everyone….
My father would have turned 80 years old yesterday had he lived. Unfortunately, he died a little over four years ago from Parkinson’s Disease. But truth be told, he had given up on life long before that and was just existing. For over a decade. That’s no way to live.
But before he gave up on life, and when he was still in his right mind, he loved the NBA. When we lived in Maryland, it was the Washington Bullets (not the Wizards you politically correct assholes). And then later, after relocating back to the North Carolina, the Charlotte Hornets. And then, the Charlotte Hornets, Part Deux. Or maybe Electric Boogaloo.
Doesn’t matter.
Anywhoooooo……
My father taught me sports when I was young. Later, as an adult, we attended sporting events together. The last meaningful interaction he and I had was attending a Charlotte Hornets game. They had just renamed themselves back to Hornets (ne Bobcats). He was losing his faculties by then, but going to that game perked him up. It was nice to see. Soon after that, he didn’t even recognize who I was anymore. Oh well. Shit happens.
But in honour of my father’s love of the NBA, this week it is Sexy NBA Girls !!!!!!
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Sports Which Will Get You In the Bucket 2Nite
NHL Playoffs
- NYI @ Carolina (CAR up 3-0) – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
- Dallas @ St. Louis (tied 2-2) – 9:30pmEDT – TV: NBCSN
NBA Playoffs
- Milwaukee @ Boston (tied 1-1) – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Denver @ Portland (tied 1-1) – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
MLB
No national broadcasts tonight. Check your locals.
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Get Your Balls In The Hoop….So To Speak
Enjoy….
Oh my. She seems nice.
Have a great weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
Yes. Yes I do.
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The question before the local group is…
Did Marcia Brady ever bleach her butthole?
The results may surprise you.
Howdy campers.
Goddammit Moose.
I love you brother.
That’s an obvious yes.
Hooray for technical non-nudity.
The likeness is scary.
DALLAS!!
This place seems like somewhere Hunter Thompson would go during a bad acid trip.
you don’t need acid here
Lady BFC and I are off shortly to see Endgame. The theater serves beer. But I’ve been told this movie is already a bladder challenge. Dare I risk it?
You’re missing the GWS-St. Kilda game?!? It’s on at a decent hour, too!
I always watch AFL while Lady BFC is asleep or elsewhere. My goal is to download it and watch while working out tomorrow morning.
Ok, I won’t mention anything tonight.
Much appreciated
You have no choice.
Bring a flask of liquor and a piss jug. Simple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb0bwbcfd28&ab_channel=gammkrab
How do you fuck up a movie starring these four tits?
I’m full of cheese and crackers and I’d rather have had pizza. I’m holding off until Sunday.
Blowjob motion in the background is hilarious.
She looks like Monica Bellucci’s less attractive cousin.
…
9/10….would use my stick on her Pinata.
If the tequila doesn’t chub you up, the nachos might.
It’s still a bit nipply up here in the PNW at night, since I recall one of you is headed to Seattle.
Btw, it looks like Yeah Right broke the Tyron Lue to the Lakers story…
With sound
`https://giant.gfycat.com/PepperyExhaustedArcticduck.mp4
Does tequila make tits and ass grow? Asking for a friend…
Worked for me
It made me grow. In a manner of speaking.
No true cheerleader
I think I would look good in this.
No??????
Better?????
Imma buy something like that just to embarrass the shit outta you for the pub crawl.
This one. Wear this one.
Ha! That is so cute that you think I can be embarrassed…
I’m wearing my Geelong jumper. Are ya bringing yours? We can go as the Selwood brothers!
I don’t have the jumper. But my scarf, courtesy of you, can easily be wrapped around my nuts.
How you gonna pull that thing out and not immediately put it in your mouth?
If I had a nickel for every time I said that to my ex…
Hehehehehe
Highlights from my visit to “The Velveteria” black velvet painting museum yesterday:
I was in your neighborhood today! Was far west on Westchester Parkway. Got lunch at the Trader Joe’s on Manchester and Sepulveda.
There’s a Trader Joe’s at Manchester & Sepulveda?
Holy shit, there is! I never noticed it before!
Nice! ???
Jeebus I miss California.
Get the Elvis.
ALWAYS GO WITH ELVIS!!!!!!!
The booby ones are great, but I can’t link them. Instead, you get this:
El Doh!
Worth the trip?
oh yeah. ten bucks well spent.
But was it worth the traffic?
My God, I’m turning into an Angeleno.
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!!
I know the secret routes I don’t sit in traffic
As do I. That is the mark of a true Angeleno.
I made it from DTLA to LAX today in less than 30 minutes in midmorning.
Regarding Moose’s cream pie fetish tonight….I was once told by a lady friend that I could cum anywhere on her, but just not on her face. NEVER ON MAH FACE!!!!!
Yes, it made me laugh.
HULK FIND STRANGELY EROTIC!
Was she from BAHSTAN?
I would answer that if it wouldn’t identify who she is.
I’m not sure how a simple Yes or No identifies someone, but you do you.
Or are there so many chicks in Boston that take it in the face that saying Yes will definitively identify her?
This is tWBS, not saying a damned thing.
But I am laughing.
Not from Boston.
I KNEW IT!
No Comment.
Islanders get a garbage goal with a minute to play.
They still do not look happy.
I cannot believe the ‘Canes are about to sweep the Islanders.
Boys, tell your significant others that Moose has declared tonight Creampie Night!
Hide your wives and daughters.
…and mothers too.
Sometimes safe search is a good idea.
Dirty fingers, eh?
Double dribble?
I’m not gonna lie. I veeped.
At least you didn’t SCOTUS.
She can swallow my detached, seared, and shredded meat any time.
Unless she’s a lesbian:
Stupid sexy incredibly buoyant woman.
“In the event of water sex, this blonde may be used as a flotation device…”
Does fish & chips make you fart? Asking foar a frinn.
Make? This whole process is obviously two consenting adults making a sum that is greater than the parts.
CTEeers, mate.
Now that’s talent.
Let’s revisit the news cast.
/cums
Sorry; too sexy.
“This is my jam.”
-Geronimo
Can’t believe you didn’t post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw
I’d give her something pink, soft, and unsatisfying to stuff in her mouth.
“Dude. Have you ever thought about ‘phrasing’?”
-theWeeBabySeamus
I’ve got a 3 for those ladies.
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