NFL Nuggets:
Years of defending the Patriots opposite Tony Dungy have paid off for Rodney Harrison, as he was fan-voted into the Patriots Hall of Fame.
- He will receive the honour at a likely NBC televised games later this year.
- The Panthers’ Hall of Fame will also be increasing its numbers – in this case from 1 to 5.
- Joining Sam Mills in Carolina’ Hall will be wide receiver Steve Smith, quarterback Jake Delhomme, offensive tackle Jordan Gross and tight end Wesley Walls.
- The XFL will be airing its product on ABC, ESPN, and Fox.
- The XFL will kick off on Saturday, Feb. 8, 2020.
Finally, it looks like there might be another inmate for the Alameda Asylum.
- The Raiders are apparently working out Richie Incognito.
- When asked for a response, because the world is nothing but pain, Derek Carr reportedly locked his front door & began blaring Velvet Underground from his speakers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pMuAgsZ2oo
Tonight’s sports: 
- NHL:
- Bruins at Blue Jackets – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- Sharks at Avalanche – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Bucks at Celtics – 7:00PM | TNT / TSN
- Warriors at Rockets – 9:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Twins at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet1
- Phillies at Cardinals – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- WWE:
- Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
A good night for some games. Kick back & enjoy, my fellow commentists.
Is Delhomme really franchise HOF material?
Go Avs…….
Who’s a good boy? You’re a good b……OWWWW MY BALLS!!!!!!!!
I look forward to Richie Incognito being tolerant in Las Vegas
Haha….suck it San Jose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9lMYRgTyEs
The world is flat.
Well, at least the parachute opened.
Wait, whut?
Overtime music for the Avs.
They almost had it….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNbOr0ylYZk
Free hockey!
Holy hell, I looked away for a minute and SJ tied it up?????
The Avs might be in trouble.
That’s what I get for looking at Colbie Caillat I guess.
But worth it.
. . . and then they made him pay for the damage to the camera lens.
Colbit Caillat is a very attractive human being.
Just saying…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU5o6M7S5nQ
She seems nice.
I bet she smells nice too.
I’m sure she feels nice to the touch too.
That’s a very good point also.
For a 1950s B-movie that giant spider explosion is pretty good. That was all done optically.
Better than a lot of current CGI stuff too.
If you ever wondered what it would look like right before Jerry Lewis got his head blown right the fuck off while talking on a fruity old telephone, it would probably look very similar to this:
We’ll never know because Jerry Lewis is now dead from non-shot-in-the-head causes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZB6pLFfz4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_jXwP8M_s&t=4s
Split for size.
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That’s good work by Houston to no blow a ten point lead in the final two minutes!
Time to tune into the last half hour of this NBA game!
Best of 3. Dubs are done.
38 seconds actual clock time?
Surprisingly, this was a full 2 minutes of clock time.
I made enchiladas tonight. My mistake was using the chili powder from the Indian grocery store when I made the sauce. It’s not like other chili powders. Senor Weaselo would probably scoff at my assessment, but it’s really damned spicy.
Enchiladas rule.
These were disappointing because they were too spicy to enjoy. Maybe if I’d had some sour cream they would have been better.
Nuts.
No shit….when I put the Carolina Reaper seeds in the soil (Senor’s late summer reap later this summer) I had only touched two of them, then rubbed my eye without thinking.
I thought I was gonna die.
OMG. That sounds like Hell.
I didn’t cry. YOU cried.
OK, I cried…a lot.
At least you didn’t jerk off while no thinking.
Always preserve the foreskin.
Reaper pepper penis.
Nice buns.
I wish she never got implants, but even then her face still looks too symmetrical and finely-featured to think she’s human and this is even though I know better.
So, the Avs are trying to screw this up…again.
Enough with the Avenger spoilers already!
Avs!
Dammit!
Avs! Never a doubt!
Heh heh….it’s a funny name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEghu90QJH4
It’s a shame Norm got fired before they could get Burt Reynolds on to join him on a Celebrity Jeopardy skit.
I forgot to check but the third and final Eats Cinco de Mayo video went up yesterday.
This Mayo just went up too.
Video with less compression artifacts.
https://giant.gfycat.com/EminentFastAmazontreeboa.mp4
9/10…..Would be willing to eat her enchiladas.
She seems friendly
It’s really fucking weird to see Emily Deschanel in ads for TNT’s Animal Kingdom show.
Everyone uses that Joe Satriani song for goals/homers. You know what I would do as the audio guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmpRs7xN06Q
WCS downstream (giggity) made a comment about Wheel…did you guys catch it on Friday? A woman had this puzzle (theme: In The Kitchen)
ELECTRIC
COFFEE
_RIN_ER
“Pat, I’ll solve: ELECTRIC COFFEE DRINKER”
It was awesome.
Haha. Obviously it was PRINTER
I would have rocked it on Jeopardy tonight.
You know, if like I could have buzzed in on time.
WHY ISN’T THIS THING WORKING?????
You’re a teacher? (It’s the Teachers Tournament.)
(SSSSHSHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU’RE GONNA RUIN HIS FRAGILE EGO)
No, it was actually the Super Mensa Tournament. We all love to watch the Menses!
As opposed to the Super Mensch Tournament. The Ubermensch Tournament, if you will.
Please keep your Zionist game show fantasies to yourself. This is strictly a Zoroastrian site.
I thought that was Zorro-ass-trian. In that we like Zorro and butts.
We do like Zorro, right?
I was at one time, actually. Moreover, I was disappointed they’re doing this and have temporarily kicked that other dude to the curb for two weeks.
I coulda kicked his ass tonight.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Seriously though. Usually my brain works too slow these days. But I was nailing it tonight. I even knew the “Poets” final Jeopardy. I was smart tonight.
Tomorrow, probably not.
Two roads diverged in a yellow (heh heh) wood (giggity)
Of course, if I was on there they’d have DQ’d me.
Who the fuck is Robert Frost? WHAT I PHRASED IT AS A QUESTION YOU CHEATING FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!
They actually give you the first word on Final. So you know if it starts “Who” or “What” or whatever. WHICH TOTALLY HELPS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAy7xc2Cksg
Q: In this film, Lou Gossett Jr. drills Richard Gere & Debra Winger thrills Richard Gere
Somehow managed to not answer, “What is ‘An Officer and a Gerbilman'”
Hehehehe
It’s mostly about the buzzer and Final Jeopardy. They don’t even let you on there unless you know most of the answers.
Yes, sometimes it’s helpful to print your coffee. You must have a newer model.
ACTUALLY I AM MORE OF A VISCERA SMOOTHIE DRINKER!
[cranks out the riff from “Thunderstruck” on air guitar]
LCSS trying to get everyone in the right key for the BOLTMAN! summoning song.
So, now I have to root for the Carolina Hurricanes. DAMMIT COLUMBUS!!!!!!! You had one job!!!!!
— Queen Isabela upon realizing that he didn’t find a direct route to India.
LOL, that was funny.
The last time people rooted for Carolina hurricanes was when the people of Georgia prayed for rain to put out the fires from Sherman’s March to the Sea.
Shazam was fun.
Superman showing up at the very end to have lunch with Shazam/Billy and Freddy was a fun and genuine surprise.
Also, I think it was the Nicolas Cage Superman costume from the doomed Superman Lives movie.
Lots of nice women, too. Michelle Borth, Marta Milans, Caroline Palmer, Meagan Good.
As an aside, it’s kind of funny that D.J. Catrona was in this since he was originally going to be Superman in the George Miller-directed Justice League that was killed just before filming began a decade ago.
DJ Cotrona is a handsome dude who I can only see as an anti-hero like Gordon Gecko, not Superman.
I can see that.
He plays the superhero version of another member of the Marvel family. Specifically, he’s Pedro Marvel, the “best version” of Billy’s fat Mexican foster brother.
Feel free to bing those ladies. Make sure SafeSearch is off. Maybe add “sexy” or something.
We are all Canes fans. Well, that’s simple enough.
Anything to piss off Don Cherry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdJp5-g69go
Never gets old.
Also a classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38cBNIPnlX4
PK is great, but I’m still feeling triggered seeing Strombo there. Fuck he was terrible.
“I’ll be right there… Wait, ‘off’?”
-Donald T.
Well hopefully the Blue Jackets are happy with their first ever playoff series win, 4 of their best players probably leaving for nothing in free agency, and all the scouting expenses they’ll save by only having two draft picks this year.
Blue Jackets shouldn’t have believed that note that got slipped under their locker room door that said the post counts as a goal that was written on Bruins letterhead.
I very much want that banner pic on a tshirt.
https://www.amazon.com/stop-making-stupid-people-famous/s?k=stop+making+stupid+people+famous
Evening people. Currently updating my resume because there is a not zero chance my job might be outsourced!
They’re outsourcing instagram hoes now too?
Not sure why hockey isn’t more popular, it’s got everything! Like bullshit calls that always seem to end up favoring Boston.
I’d make a list of all things I’d root for over Boston, but I’d get pinged by federal agencies.
For those who need to know, Raw has started with 25 minutes of talking – for some reason, fifteen of it by guys from Smackdown.
In response to my early post, Sterling didn’t have one because apparently it was too much to believe Thairo Estrada was going to hit a home run.
I’ll allow it.
This guy Pierre Luc DuBois I call him W.E.B DuBois because he’s… a guy… that I’ve heard of… and he did stuff. Possibly racist stuff involving movies.
It turns out Richie Incognito was lurking here the whole time.
found a funny:
Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of the Ring gave us multiple beautiful melodies in one movie, and Marvel couldn’t give us one memorable theme in almost a decades worth of movies.
But they did bring out The Kinks “Supersonic Rocket Ship”.
I need to get more food in my kitchen, especially ingredients so I can make my own pizza and Sunday Gravy meals instead of store-bought crap and my sad routine of oatmeal, stir fry, and junk food.
I watched Endgame last night. It was painfully convoluted and you probably could have had the same movie with an 1h45 runtime, as opposed to their 3h and 05 minutes run time.
The ending was really stupid and becomes even more stupid when you think about it. There were some cool moments though.
Endgame is easily In my bottom 5 MCU films.
You can easily wait to watch this on Demand
Counterpoint: The big portal scene requires a theater experience and I want the big charge to be my wallpaper. Not like, desktop wallpaper, like I want it to completely cover my house.
That was cool. But, the time travel stuff was awful
Agreed. It’s so bad.
That’s what I don’t get…
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Eh. I thought it was fun.
That’s the correct answer. End Game was a satisfying ending to a 12 year buildup, that has seen multiple directors, writers, producers, using characters that comic book dudes were just itching at the chance to get very upset.
End Game could have suuuuuuuucked. And yet it was good.
Man, how sad have the cast of Panthers quarterbacks been that they’re going and putting Biscuit Justice Delhomme in their team Hall of Fame? Dude’s got 125/101 TD/INT, career. That’s like if the Jets didn’t have Nameth, so they just threw Sanchez in theirs because he was on the team when they made the playoffs a couple years in a row.
Time to unwind.
This woman on The Wheel is ragequit inducingly stoopid.
Not for nothing, but John Tortorella sounds like a wrestling manager during his interviews.
Thairo Estrada just hit his first career home run. We’re trying to find John Sterling’s (no doubt atrocious) home run call. Right now the worst idea we’ve come up with in the Weaselo household is “Thairo hits a bullet over the wall!”
/The joke is he got shot and had a bullet lodged in his hip.
//The other joke is he STILL spent less time on the DL/IL than Jacoby Ellsbury
“Thair-o it goes-o”?
smh these Blue Jackets can’t even get a veteran from the Civil War unit they’re named after what do they hate america for?
Love that dude but then he got too popular and everyone put him on at every party and ruined him and his whole band of brothers.
Opposing teams’ defensive coordinators always said to their teams before facing the Panthers, “they love to use him as a decoy in the red zone, so don’t go chasing Wesley Walls.”