Hola morning people!
Let’s start off here, I know nothing of Peruvian football or footballers.
What do I know about Peru? They make Pisco which is a fermented grape alcohol that makes a Pisco Sour and is bloody delicious. They have that, and cocaine. I imagine every Peruvian party to be Pisco, fist-fighting and a lot of blow. Which brings me to a Christmas tradition in the Andes.
Do you not think that if we did this here that there would be less problems at the dinner table that night? Uncle Jim is already loaded and is spouting off some racist bullshit so you get to punch the hell out of each other. Respect.
There are a lot of alpacas in Peru however the national animal is the vicuña which is a smaller version
Peruvians celebrate New Year’s by giving one another yellow underpants on New Year’s Eve to bring good luck in the coming year. It’s tradition to wear them inside out until midnight, then flip them around at the stroke of midnight.
These people know potatoes, there are 3000+ varieties.
As I have done for the World Cup previews, let’s take a look at the number one banger there right now.
Sech is Panamanian and he must have been cold in this video as he has a Balls size parka on at times. They are really into gold chains it seems. Final question is what the fuck is with the plushie in this video?
On to the football,
Soccer player Teófilo “El Nene” Cubillas is considered Peru’s greatest athlete. From 1966 to 1991, he played in 513 games and scored 303 goals. He received only one yellow card over the course of his career apparently, so he was soft.
The current team is ranked 21st in the world (I had no idea) and has a lot of guys who play in South America and Mexico which is to be expected. In reviewing the list I have no idea who any of these people are.
Who do they play?
Group A consists of Bolivia (63rd) so that seems doable. Venezuela (29th) which will be a battle. Finally Brazil (3rd) which should be a bloodbath, especially as it is in Sao Paolo.
Seems to me it all hinges on the Venezuelan game and if they win that they are through.
Pisco Sour recipe
Join the Women’s World Cup Pool, the footy is phenomenal and very little of the diving.
League code: da1fde69
Nice work on game 1 Don T and Hippo.
Today is the DFO pub crawl, uggh, I shouldn’t be where I am,