INT. ELI’S ROOM – LATE NIGHT

ELI MANNING and DANIEL JONES have returned to ELI’s room.  ELI’s cheeks are covered with tomato sauce from the pizza rolls he just scarfed down.

ELI MANNING: Wow, man, I’m pretty stuffed.

DANIEL JONES: [grinds teeth]

ELI: I think maybe I should brush my teeth and then crash.

DANIEL: No, no, no no no.  No, don’t do that. You definitely do not want to do that.

ELI: What? Why?

DANIEL: It’s really bad for you to go to sleep when you’re this stoned.

ELI: It is?

DANIEL: Totally, totally.  [grabs duffel bag] Here’s we’ll just do a couple of bumps and get you fixed right up.

ELI: More drugs?  I don’t think that’s a good idea.  I’m already kind of freaked out about the ones I already did. What would Coach Shurmur say?

DANIEL: Oh, he knows the deal.  You’ve actually joined a pretty illustrious club.  All the Giants quarterbacks have done drugs.

ELI: Nuh uh!

DANIEL: Don’t you know your franchise history?  It all started with Fran Tarkenton back in 1967.  And it’s been basically everybody ever since.  Snortin’ Craig Morton…”Snow” Pisarcik…Jeff Hostetler?  More like Jeff Horse-tetler.

ELI: What’s “horse”?

DANIEL: That’s heroin, you boy scout.  Same with Dave “China” Brown.

ELI: Even Phil Simms?

DANIEL: Ha ha, you mean “Pill” Simms?

ELI: No way.

DANIEL: Oh yeah.  Serious Vicodin hound.

ELI: What about Kerry Collins, he didn’t do drugs.

DANIEL: [makes ‘glug glug’ motion] Oh yeah, Kerry Collins was totally straightedge.  [points at duffel bag] Why do you think I bought all this stuff?  I just wanted to fit in.

ELI: Really?

DANIEL: Nah, I’m just messing with you.  I FUCKING LOVE DRUGS.

DANIEL JONES pulls a meth pipe out of his bag and loads it up.

DANIEL: What do you say, chief?  You ready to keep this party going all night long?

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Today’s topic is “Up All Night!” We’re looking for songs about staying up into the wee hours of the morning.  No limit today, so have at it!