It shouldn’t be this way. We should be happy. The Browns look like a very watchable, exciting team this year. The Cardinals are conducting an experiment with a dynamic rookie that may take the league’s obsession with the passing game to new heights. Equally interesting is what the Ravens have planned for LAMAR! The Chiefs caught lightning in a bottle and the team is an offensive juggernaut and must-watch TV. I was honestly looking forward to this year…
And then the fucking Pats signed fucking Antonio fucking Brown. With Edelman, Thomas and Gordon, they’ve now got the most talented wideout crew in the league. So now we’re going to see a shit-ton of goddamn wr screens. (I don’t know why this isn’t illegal) So many it’s going to make our eyes bleed. And this is going to further slow fucking Tom Brady’s decline as a qb. Fuck. Another year of running the table in the AFC East against those hapless franchises. And of course the Pats get yet another fucking cakewalk to their conference’s title game. And no matter who they face they’ll inevitably get some help via one or two dicey calls from their teammates on the reffing crew.
And as legit fans of the sport (and our numbers are dwindling-wonder why) we’ve no choice but to watch it all unfold as though it were foretold. And the league loves this! They eat this shit sandwich up and ask for seconds, and thirds. Whatever. TO THE GAME!
Steelers/Patriots:
Go fuck yourself, NFL and the Pats. The fucking End.
With apologies to WCS and Balls….wow the Stillers suck worse than I thought they would.
“The Dodgers and Mets, next Sunday, from Flushing, Queens…”
And here I thought that ‘flushing queens’ was how Buddy got rid of his one-night stands.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO THROW A BEAR DOWN AN ATHENS SEWER?
He didn’t fit!
Well, I’m having fun. I don’t really care if the rest of you aren’t.
I’m watching the Yankees. I’m having a great time.
The fact it’s the Pats doing this to Steelers takes out alot of the fun
Can we relegate the Stillers? Or at least their defense?
Nice of the Steelers to be absolute shit because I needed to go to bed early tonight.
I watched the Comedians in Cars episode with Jim and he has fallen apart.
Personally I blame Jenny McCarthy.
Who wouldn’t? She probably convinced him that electrons give people lupus.
Jesus. He really kicked a FG from the 1. DOWN TWENTY GODDAMNED POINTS.
Football is back bay-bee. AWWWWWOOOUUUUU
The notebook wrote “game over” in itself
I mean, when you can be down 3 scores, instead of… errr…. 3 scores… you gots to do it!
The book said, “Foxborough blows, let’s get shit faced”
Jesus kickeded a FG? How could he do that in sandals?????
One point for each day.
LMFAO
Stillers look old, fat, and stupid.
HARF HARF!
End zone fade! Never fails!
For the CLF fans, is it just me or does McLoed Bethal-Thomason look a lot like Big Ben when they both have a helmet on?
Nah. Too much beard.
found a funny:
my depression: I’m sad
my anxiety: but why now I’m worried
my depression: nothing to worry about I’m sad for no reason
my anxiety: ok cool but honestly I’m just gonna worry anyway
Gawd(Chiefs) help us another Pats year
Boy howdy, sure glad I took JuJu Bee 1st round in DFO ball.
I did too and i knew how wrong i was at the time
I took James Conner.
Come with me (to the waiver wire) if you want to live!
BEN not having fun
Boy that’s a shame
Alex Rodriguez is yapping about how the one player the Yankees can’t afford to lose is Aaron Judge. I love Judge, in a very manly and platonic way, but the Yankees lost him for 54 games this year and they’re doing OK.
A-Rod has pulled off their perfect tone where he sounds as if he knows exactly what he’s talking about but when you focus on the words you realize he’s totally wrong about 75% of the time.
“You want to be ahead by an even score”
BRILLIANT!
Seriously, what the fuck was that about?
A solo homerun and a grand slam doesn’t beat you!
It’s so obvious.
The next governor of New York? Fuck it. Run him against Schumer.
Evening. It felt good to grill tonight for the first time in forever. Sausage, onions, peppers, asparagus, and peaches. So good.
So apparently the dipshit Eagles fans that fought Mike Scott are the same dipshits who brought the coffin. One got smoked for his trouble. I hope he invites them to a game and gives them the ol’ Ron Artest.
https://twitter.com/BleedGreenHive/status/1170817623170461696
Those people deserve to die alone and miserable.
I feel like the punishment should be worse than the current reality
Good for Cards, Tits and Bills.
Sounds like my last trip to Vegas.
Cards, tits and bills.
(get it?)
That’s actually good.
I have my moments.
You paid tit’s bills?
Well, she’s working her way through college and needs the money for text books, you see…
OK, calm down over there.
I call this Pats Defense, Stormy, because they’re shooting down BENs advances
Wow. Pittsburgh got fucked like they were hanging out in a bathroom with their QB.
Halftime!!!!! BUDDY HAVE A DRANK!!!!!
Not my name, but I’m on it.
I’m at a bar still. Oh I’m drankin
is the sound on for the game? or just CC?
It’s third down? Let’s never protect the underneath.
— every Stillers defender since 1999
Edelman who?
Are we sure he exists?
He sure as shit can’t run block.
“What’s a run?”
— M. Tomlin
Also, anyone know about this “pass” theory?
— M. “zero” Tomlin
Wait, I’m now hearing there’s a thing called “defense”. Anyone?
— Tomlin
Can we fast forward to the Steelers on offense? i enjoy seeing the derp
I’m not sure why but the phrase “Double Team Juju” makes me laugh.
New Balls search term.
LOL. He’s got a backlog. So to speak.
Yet another to add to the list.
Apparently the US govt is now blocking access to people coming from the Bahamas if they don’t have a visa even though a visa isn’t required to travel to the US. This shit just keeps getting darker.
Oranger even
Fatter. Dumber.
Blocking refuges from these sorts of natural disasters is not only the new norm but it will have mainstream bipartisan support in a decade or so.
It’s already such that I just assume most people will just shrug at it and maybe wonder why that wasn’t always the rule in the first place.
THEY’LL BRING OVER ALL TEH AIDS!!!1111
I’m still angry that my ancestors were allowed in just because all the potatoes died. Goddamn job-stealing bog-trotters.
My great grandparents blatantly lied about their origin on their immigration papers when they came over after WWII. Their granddaughter, my mother, spends most of her waking hours advocating for the wall on facebook.
GRATLIFF IS RELATED TO HITLER YOU GUYS!!!!!!
We had to leave Brazil due to the smoke
BUDDY
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hitlers-last-living-relative-convicted-19441891
I was not expecting that headline image
Wait, your GREAT grandparents immigrated after World War II???
My one GRANDfather fought in World War ONE, and the other worked building the Panama Canal, and I’m not a senior citizen.
The timing is hard to track for obvious reasons, but my grandmother was born in a concentration camp near the end of the war (great grandmother was sent there for feeding a jewish family. Great grandfather was a guard. Both were Ukrainian, but put down Polish as their nationality when they immigrated. It’s a whole thing). She had my mom when she was 19 and my mom had me when she was 18, so my mother’s side trends younger.
I spit my beer out on that, you Nazi asshole.
lol at “bog-trotters”
Fuck off, Peyton. What other day do I actually get a chance to do laundry? Tide can eat cat shit, too.
You had me at “Fuck off, Peyton.”
You had us all.
Oh shit. That’s what I was supposed to do today. BRB.
So glad I waited all day for this. Also, the kids managed to get ranch dressing in their hair and on the walls. Fun!
I’m afraid to ask.
Psst, it’s not actually ranch dressing and WCS has a much bigger problem.
How I wish…
As Dolphins fan i can be glad to be benefit of Drews Movie of the Week recommendations that have gone to Cleveland this year at least
Most days I can’t shut my daughter’s mouth. Then there are nights like yesterday when she loses the cap on her tooth and doesn’t mention it for two hours.
Alex Rodriguez talking about how the Yankees have a lot to unpack for the post-season.
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tGL-buZ94Y
Tomlin needs to deliver this exact speech at halftime.
She’s balls deep?
Farmer’s Only turned into hard-core beastiality so gradually I hardly even noticed.
Red Sox fans love to bitch about the short right-field in Yankee Stadium but when Jackie Bradley hits a HR 287′ to left in that cereal box they call a stadium they’re as quiet as David Ortiz explaining exactly what it was he tested positive for back in ’04.
OK, that was funny.
What’s the point of being a decent team if you lose to the P*ts every single time?
Relegate the Stillers!
Or rename the dolphins same thing
Miami Relegates?
Don’t have to Play like a Relegatee
Eager for every team needing a new HC next year putting at the top of their lists Patriots’ DC Lennay Kekua.
/Mant’e Teo’s ears start burning
Man I just took a bowl circler or as my father calls it, “when Joe Buck does a Giants game”
Go for it you pussies.
Or….not.
Why thank you, I will have another beer.
That’s actually not a bad idea. BRB.
TBH, this hasn’t worked as my dating profile.
Responses, the few that I get, have been mostly hostile.
Meh, fuck ’em.
That’s the goal!
– Not the Pittsburgh Steelers
That was nuts. Medvedev turned to pushing in the last few .ames and it almost worked!
Medvedev: “Congratulations Mr. Raphael, now let’s both drink this traditional Russian beverage in celebration, Polon– err, tea. Just tea.”
I forgot how much fun it was to have a Russian to boo.
Inorite?????
– The Ukraine
I’ll take “Things Robert Kraft Has Said In A Massage Parlor” for $400, Alex.
Gerry; THAT’S GOLD!
[$400 is way to much for that]
Wait. Guys we had all off season to aim the meteor. WTF happened?
we couldn’t get Congressional Funding.
Well, we DID get the funding, but it was diverted to pay for WALL.
Yes, this is the methodical ass-kicking that I’ve grown to accept. I deserve no sympathy and plenty of scorn. Please, fellow KSK refugees, bend out a fresh turd on my hopes. It was always misguided to begin with.
.
Great boots.
Alex Karras was terrific as Porky’s sheriff brother.
News to me.
While trying to avoid paying attention, I won $220 on an injury time goal by Santiago Morning!
fuck you, YOU have a problem
Good for you! i didn’t even know Santiago was a thing.
I didn’t even know morning was a thing.
It’s the thing I sleep through with my hangovers every day.
Its when one would drink Coors Light.
Who doesn’t like some blue mountains????
She’s dead.
I love mornings in Santiago!
Medvedev hoooolds on, Nadal now only up 5-4 in hte fifth.
Ron Swanson was on some level a spoof of traditional masculine value but at least SOME of those things are virtues. Some of the shit I see defended as traditionally masculine runs the gamut from pathetically stupid to openly destructive.
“Some of the shit I see defended as traditionally masculine runs the gamut from pathetically stupid to openly destructive.”
Buddy, most of the stuff I do runs the gamut from pathetically stupid to openly destructive.
Which brings me to my favorite masculine value: never admitting your wrong because you’re wrong
13/10 Would boop.
Foxsborough. Fuck me.
yay, Meyers gets an NFL catch before he’s cut for Antonio Brown
What did they think was going to happen?
See manliness chart below.
According to PragerU this is 8.5 of 10 on the scale of Actual Manliness That Needs No Safe Space Such as A Shed in Your Backyard.
NAILED IT!
Makes you think…
“Fellas, is it gay if you recycle?”
according to my dad, yes
He’s a real man then.
Oh shit. It’s the music hater dude.
jokes on him, he started recylcing because he was tired of me sorting through the trash every garbage night.
of course naturally he still doesn’t understand some things can’t be recycled and still throws out pizza boxes, but eh, he’s trying!
He’s doing better than the people in my office [who are fucking engineers!].
In their defense, single stream recycling isn’t *that* simple since the rules vary from place to place and aren’t always intuitive so it’s ultimately been a failure
There is a sign right there WITH PICTURES! These people deal with materials every day.
Several do it on purpose to own the libs.
Dying of preventable illnesses to own the libs!
From your lips to Xenu’s ears.
Whatever thins their numbers out.
MAN 101.
You’re welcome!
— Mr. Schlereth
HA! The guys uses exfoliants.