Wow. This game. THIS GAME. It’s got ‘turgid’ written all over it, don’t it? But we’ll make the most of it as we always do. I don’t even know where to start but I’ve no choice. TO THE GAME!
Titans/Jags:
Jalen Ramsey insists that this will be his last time donning this uni so in a way he’s a bit of a Jag-off. There’s a ton of rumbling on various fan sites that Old Man Coughlin is rewarding certain players that are ‘company men’ and taking a hard line with other dudes that are out-performing their contracts. Yeah, it’s true-there is more than one fan site devoted to the Jaguars.
Also making the best of a bad situation? A certain Minshew, that’s who. Of course he’s not being asked to do a heck of a lot but when he his O-line creates a clean pocket he makes the vast majority of his throws. Those throws tend to be along the sidelines-he hasn’t attacked the center of the field much yet and tonight wouldn’t be a good time to start because gifted safety Kevin Byard will be waiting. Look for a long toss or three to wr Chark, the possessor of 4.3 forty speed. But you and I both know that we’ll be seeing plenty of Fournette and Henry this game because both teams don’t trust their qbs, I mean, love to run. Which of those two bipedal Sherman tanks will win out? Who can say?
But yeah, Jack’s O is ranked 29th and the Titans are 25th. The last three games between these teams have averaged 26.3 points. Betting-wise the over/under is 39 and the Titans are 4-17 straight up on the road against their AFC South brethren. If the football gods are cranky we’re looking at a 16-6 final score. If they got laid last night we might luck into 17-10. It’s gonna be that bad.
Do your worst.
The Mexican chick from My Name Is Earl (NSFW)
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I could not possibly procrastinate more this week.
But I’m going to give it a shot.
I just missed the deadline for a job by a minute because I got logged off or something and was procrastinating, so I would advise against it.
He says as he procrastinates on other applications.
Also, something i will never not find funny.
Cary Elwes’s character is so unnecessary. In a movie about fucking tornadoes, we needed to have evil storm chasers
And then he dies idiotically, because the hubris is necessary
Cary Elwes is a genius. LOVED him as Pierre Despereaux on Psych.
Ha. Rewatching Psych right meow
Oh hey twister is on.
RIP Philip Seymour Hoffman
remember fondly, at least he went out doing something he loved
Fookin’ ay, mate!
—John Entwistle
And Bill Paxton as well.
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Well, thanks to Scotch I stayed with this brutality all the way through. I did go turn on the A/C in the garage at halftime, and since I am working from home tomorrow and don’t have to get up at my normal 4 AM, I think I will go out and get the master cylinder and proportioning valve on the Impala installed tonight; maybe start working on creating the patterns for the new hydraulic lines for the disc brakes. Car show with the Corvette this coming Saturday, but will have the rest of the weekend to fabricate the brake lines. Enjoyed spending the evening with y’all, see ya Sunday!
9 sacks. Unless we’re talking about a teabagging contest, that ain’t good.
Or the quantity of miniburgers Andy Reid ate.
…is Tennessee gonna call a timeout with one second left?
They had already burnt all their timeouts
Come on, garbage time TD
My body is ready for this Hail Mary Pick Six
he just threw a meaningless murderball instead. LOVE IT
Everyone always posts the scene in her underwear from this movie, but chuck and larry has another great beil moment
UnBielevable
Now imagine how much better her body would be if her parents hadn’t vaccinated her.
NICE. She killed my voracious fantasies about her with the antivaxxer bullshit, DAMNIT.
good maths. Put ’em inside the 5, no timeouts? NO WAY to get 2 scores. Throwing was an unnecessary risk, though.
/and that FG would have made it Hippo 12.2, tWBS nil. I hate his having that 1 pity point.
This Titans game is just like a Nashville bachelorette party–sloppy, full of bad decisions and regret, and a reminder that you don’t really want to be in Tennessee sober
Welp. This game is mercifully just about over
Come on safety
What is it with all this goddamned moon programming. The moon is fucking boring as shit.
For a number of years, I’ve been reading people on line talk about how they have stopped watching the NFL for various reasons (their team has sucked for years, CTE, kneeling during anthem, blah blah blah) and have always told myself that it hadn’t reached a point yet for me to quit. But this new emphasis on calling offensive holding on seemingly every single play where a significant gain is negated may finally push me over the edge. I think i would rather play host organism to one of those candiru fish from the Amazon river than keep watching the shite I have been presented with tonight.
it’s the “no touching the QB” shit for me
/I still watch and always will.
I blame fucking Brady and the older Manning for this shit.
Come join me on the dark side. It’s smug-tastic!
There you go gratliff, 6 whole points!
Game, blouses
4TH AND 31? NFL BLITZ!
LOS BIRDOS PULL IT BACK OUT IN EXTRA INNINGS!
I turned off KMOX at 4-3 and didn’t turn back on even after Athletic app told me it was 5-4 in 10th, YOU ARE WELCOME
/LMAO at Kimbrel. I hated that guy even before he was a Small Bear. And all those hawt taeks about what a “shrewd” signing it was and how was proof they do “whatever it takes to win” – that fucker is gonna single-handedly cost them the playoffs
Hmm, I’m surprised Chicago just didn’t fold
as with CIN the night previous, it’s better to have it sting MOAR
Is Fournette shitty? He had amazing promise. No running back has ever come out of college highly heralded and failed in the history of all histories.
I am beating tWBS 4.8 (Horny Fourny) to 1.0 (Tits D). Quite the powerhouse matchup.
In addition to Tomsula, Vrabel also looks like a buddy of mine who owns the AC company that I use. I guess my buddy looks like Tomsula also. I won’t tell him, he’s a Cowboys fan. Here in South Texas, there are more Cowboys fans than there are Republicans (because Democrat Mexicans love Cowboys too).
Not sure about you guys but the most amazing thing about this game is that I’m watching the 4th quarter having woken up at 4am EST this morning.
You too? Look at us crazy bastards.
#gluttons #punishment
I haven’t showered yet (because I am a lazy shut-in) but I don’t wanna miss the end
My dad does that as a laborer, and he just turned in for the night. Good hustle?
Why would you drink grand marnier straight?
I’m not sure how to drink it gay?
pinky OUT for starters ,, obvs
I’ve done shots of it at a bar before. At least it was free
Cause you’re watching this game?
Ran out of paint thinner?
Memphis, TN is one of the lowest cost of living cities in the US. I could move up my retirement by quite a few years if I moved there. Worth it?
You’d be in Tennessee, so absolutely not.
And just across the river from Huckabee Land, aka Arkansas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgRafRp-P-o
Plus you’d probably be moving your death up by a couple years by living there, so you could retire even earlier.
Mariota doesn’t have a clue as to how to throw away the ball when under pressure.
He just needs to press “B” on the controller to get rid of it…..
So are the separated black chicks in the Alexa ad mother and daughter or May-September lesbians?
May-September lesbians
How do you know what their names are?
I was just noting to myself that fact about the dropoff in penalties. Get the fuck out of my head Joe Buck.
Joe Buck is like a parasite. Once he’s in your head, theres no getting him out.
I keep visualizing Chekov in The Wrath of Khan.
Best case scenario: Tits get 4 possessions in the 4th quarter.
I think I have some Tylenol with codeine in a drawer.
/looks out window
//sees The Hippo Signal in the sky
(Look at these fools, watching Shit Night Football when there’s pre-season hockey on! Veini Vehvilainen was in goal for Columbus! He came, he saw, he gave up three goals.)
I’m a blue jackets fan and i have no idea who’s on the team anymore
…this just reminds me, isn’t alexa from Columbus?
It’s official: bourbon plus weed make anything palatable.
Solid research. I think that needs some peer review.
Hey, I haven’t cut the free streaming trial yet. This like Demerol shit.
I concur, and would be willing to try both Puerto Rican versions, if no bourbon I will take rum.
Titans running their vaunted Bart Simpson “Good Old Rock” offense behind by 17 late in the third quarter.
Nothing beats punting!
Drunk baby kangaroos?
[pulls out penis, goes to town]
Going to watch some SEinfeld
cause this game suck ass
How many Balls search terms have we come up with this evening?
now now, we don’t want Los Federales after him
Yeah, no, Dan Schneider totally doesn’t have a juvenile foot fetish.
Fuck, Troy, stop schlobbing The Second’s knob already. He hasn’t even won a fucking game yet.
I was thinking to myself, why am i watching this, so I googled “favorite football memories” and this came up
Ohh the fade to black there is a nice touch
Thank you. I am an artíste!
Here’s one that I’m sure most of you will enjoy that still makes me cringe.
I will take that intravenously
Sorry Jeep, this Gladiator looks like a dancer who went to Mexico for an ass translplant that didn’t work out
+ 1 bloody sphincter.
I can’t wait to share your observation with a friend of mine who just picked up his new $62K Launch Edition Gladiator last Wednesday. Hah!
True Fact: Every time Joe Buck goes out in public, he has a guinea pig stuffed in the crotch of his underwear
Crotch? I believe it is deeper.
Hippo, if you didn’t take the under here I’m going to disown you.
Crazy to think the Titans still made the correct choice taking mariota
This is indeed a disturbing universe.