Perusing team stats it’s remarkable how playing the Fins skews pretty much everything from ‘good’ to ‘wowzers!’. Average rushing yards, sacks, pressures, passes defended-it just goes on and on. You’d think that players on teams that have Miami on their sked towards the end of the season might have to pay out a part of their individual bonuses to the Fins, especially dudes on the Pats, Bills and Jets.
TO THE GAMES!
Titans/Falcons:
Good news for Matt, Julio and Calvin-the Tennessee secondary is giving up passes to outside receivers at a 75% clip. Yeah, that’s right, three of every four passes is successful.
Pats/Bills:
Dare we dream the dream? I’ve got faith that Josh can escape pressure from the ends with those wheels of his but that Pats secondary of Jones, McCourty and Gilmore is a crack unit. Not helping matters is that Bills wr’s have eight dropped passes already-good for third in the league. I think the Buffalo front seven can hold up their end of the bargain and force Brady to quicken his throws and he might not get much help from Edelman, who has some chest/ribs thing going on.
Chiefs/Lions:
Do you have T.J. Hockenson Buyers Remorse? It’s a real condition that might just be cured by playing from behind the entire game to K.C. Catching just one pass for more than eight yards will shatter his previous two week’s combined output.
Raiders/Colts:
A player prop to consider? How about Brissett throwing for less/more than 221.5. He tossed more than 300 last week but is a very tentative guy usually and has no T.Y. this week. What to do, what to do…
Chargers/Fins:
All (most) of L.A.’s skill guys are off today-wr Williams, rb Jackson, te’s Henry and Green among them. Is your fantasy team all banged up like mine and you’re looking for a spot starter at the flex? You could do worse than Dontrelle Inman.
Potato Skins/Giants:
These guys should be able to score at will on each other, just not on the ground. I’m throwing rook wr McLaurin in there today because Janoris Jenkins is giving up a 140 QB rating to the guy he covers.
Browns/Ravens:
When does Baker, Baker The Touchdown Maker come out of hiding? Betcha Jarvis Landry is re-thinking his open-arms approach to OBJ joining the team. He’s averaging less than 60 yards receiving per game.
Panthers/Texans:
The Carolina D is allowing a paltry 189 yards through the air so far this year. Deshaun should murderkill that number this week.
Do your blurst!
ESPN Gamecast still has NE with 70% chance of winning.
Bills secondary holding Antonio Brown to 0 yards so far.
Antonio Brown holding Antonio Brown to 0 career earnings so far.
OH NO THE CASE KEENUM ERA IS OVER
Oh they are definitely going to ruin Haskins
It’s just a matter of which horrible injury he gets. If he’s super unlucky he’ll pull a Jason Campbell and he’ll be stuck playing more than once season in Landover
End Another Career Due To Wounded Knee?
Once their Pet Cemetery of a home stadium turf gets a hold of him
Was there ever any follow up on the dude who tried to decapitate other dude last week?
Fined a weird number like $10,529 or something
Do the Bills have a chance?
Of course. Tom Brady is terrible.
Do they give Eli a Surface with Minecraft on it and he doesn’t even notice the game going on?
Minecraft is a bit too hard, MS Paint is more his speed.
pinball
My middle school typing class in png form
The Lions always seem to be on the wrong side of touchdown rounding error
Let’s check in with the Lions’ fanbase
https://twitter.com/WorldofIsaac/status/1178386452121559048
Wow, Detroit is the Detroitiest.
Roll Cleveland Tourism video
Humphrey was just asking OBJ if his watch displays weather
PeppersDown! Woot!
Lol Lions
God hates Detroit
Ever since the Christian’s poor showing in the coliseum he has had a grudge.
They say they officiate the right way when they do this, but the onus becomes proving it wasn’t a score. It’s kind of stupid how they do everything.
/Danny Dimes scrambles for 17 yds.
[camera immediately pans to Eli]
white privilege scramble
So, if the Dophins win a game, do they fire the coach?
Mark Ingram showing some regression after his 35 pt week
Now we can finally stop hearing about the NE defense no-TD streak.
Does Dan Snyder feel shame?
I think you have to be self aware to feel shame. So no.
That he hasn’t scammed a new Jerry world out of the dc area yet
Of course, she works the Tuesday morning shift at The Pink Pussycat and has a two-year old son to support.
And it’s pronounced “Sham-ey”
CHUBBY BUBBLE-BUMBLE!!
Lions give up their prime real estate
FATTY DERP
Tits Gone Wild
A tie in Buffalo would be funny
A tie in Buffalo is very rare, especially a Windsor knot.
now am getting curved weiner ads on Yahoo too, godfuckingdamnit my prehensile dick is JUST FINE thanks
Uhmmm… First of all – use and adblocker, dude… Secondly, targetted ads targetting you with weiner shit is … concerning…
Paul Hogan as spokesman for those suffering from boomerang dick
Jesus Tapdancing Christ CHEFS
I don’t know how he did it, but this is exactly the game that Matt Nagy wanted.
that gay Muslim commie agenda, we just WON’T GIVE UP ON IT smgdh
Wait, Sweden was planning on destroying Medicare?
Brady 9/22?
“The great Joe Theismann.” More like the grating Joe Theismann, amirite?
Thats just the bone ends rubbing together.
Man, the beach was fucking incredible today! 68 degrees and sunny, serious surf and at Dockweiler there is a gathering of classics, customs and low-riders. Saw a couple hundred decked out vehicles. Some of LA’s most recognized car clubs are there too including the Primeros and the Majestics.
The wafting clouds of charcoal, hickory and weed was truly inspirational.
I love it when tourist season ends and I can do a weekend beach walk again.
Come to London for an authentic Stampede of Mexican Flavours, just like at the border!
“Chilango” sounds like the name of a 1960s western movie starring Anthony Quinn as a Mexican bandido with a heart of gold.
Claudia Cardinale is the requisite eye candy.
The fuck KC?
I love angry self-hating Chucky
Looks like That’s My Raiders! are back from hiatus.
laugh track intensifies
Nice bounce pass.
Just need one more gruden on staff next week to fix this
To be fair Dolphins kicker just surprised he didn’t have to kick off once in the game and that’s it
I am making brunch for my wife and 3 of our female friends. Mimosas, bloody marys, red zone, and the Chargers game as one is a fan. Apart from the 8 inches of snow we are getting, things are great.
I feel fancy with my bubbles.
“4 more inches and you’d have one of my albums.”
-Snow
Can’t wait for Tekashi69 cover of Informer
You really think he will live long enough?
Or a “full Favre”
General Sherman is now coaching the Titans
Atlanta is burning?
So what the fuck is up with the pronunciation of Ian Eagle’s first name? Is his name really Brian, but the “Br” is silent?
Shepard is such a solid wr.
Ehh, Gostkowski would have missed the short field goal anyway.
I want to challenge that interception against the Dreamboat, because WE PAID THE REFS REAL GOOD MONEY NOT TO ALLOW OFFENSIVE TURNOVERS!
See? Brady blows!
Bradyception!
My friend is hitting on a woman so poorly it should be recorded and shown to young men as an example of how NOT to court a woman.
Going the possible pity route?
That would actually be a step UP in the “game” he’s throwing
Ouch.
I refuse to believe anyone could suck at this MOAR than Hippo
DERPBOAT
Thank to global warming it’s a glorious day here in CT and these games aren’t good enough to outweigh my guilt at being inside. Catch you glorious bastards for the afternoon tilts.
Did they focus on the slamming calls for the sole purpose of getting those Fox wrestling plugs in?
The redacteds are going to be cromulent now, aren’t they? Poop.
I wouldn’t exactly bet on it
I wouldn’t exactly bet on it
-This is by far the strongest statement Hippo has made on any subject, ever
Against the G Men? Sure.
Lamar!DOWN
#ThePauls spirit lives on.
Since my TV feed has some really annoying assholes “commentating”, I’m watching it mute, so can like someone fill me in on why Sean McDermott seems about ready to go knife some refs?
If you think the TV guys are annoying, wait til you read OUR crap