Your Saturday Evening “Working Hard Or Hardly Working” Open Thread

It was a fairly long week at school. Cold & flu season has begun in earnest, combined with the calendar making Canadian Thanksgiving a week later than normal. The result was certain of my co-workers taking their sick days earlier than normal, and the site being shortstaffed to the point that I had to teach during the game Thursday night. It was stay & help or they cancel the course on the kids, who don’t deserve that type of treatment. I get paid extra, so I’m not exactly a saint about the whole thing, but I’m glad I’m no longer in admin & have to pretend that it’s normal operating procedure.

And my co-workers wonder why unions have such a negative perception in the media & public.


Sunday football maps:

Sorry I forgot them last week. I do try to remember, but if I’m harried or hurried I tend to forget.

CBS SINGLE

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu

█ Baltimore @ Pittsburgh – Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts

█ New England @ Washington – Greg Gumbel, Trent Green

█ NY Jets @ Philadelphia – Kevin Harlan, Rich Gannon

█ Buffalo @ Tennessee – Spero Dedes, Adam Archuleta

█ Jacksonville @ Carolina – Andrew Catalon, James Lofton

█ Denver @ LA Chargers (LATE) – Jim Nantz, Tony Romo

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FOX EARLY

 Anchorage
 Fairbanks
 Honolulu
█ Minnesota @ NY Giants – Sam Rosen, Charles Davis
█ Atlanta @ Houston – Kenny Albert, Ronde Barber
█ Arizona @ Cincinnati – Thom Brennaman, Chris Spielman
█ Tampa Bay @ New Orleans – Chris Myers, Daryl Johnston
█ Chicago vs Oakland (in London) – Dick Stockton, Mark Schlereth
█ NO GAME due to blackout enforced by local home team on CBS
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FOX LATE

Green Bay @ Dallas – Joe Buck, Troy Aikman

This game will be nationally televised.

Maps courtesy 506sports.com


Saturday Night Live:

  • Phoebe Waller-Bridge; Taylor Swift – 11:30/8:30 – NBC / Global

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: 
    • Habs at Leafs – 7:00PM | CBC / Sportsnet
    • Rangers at Sens – 7:00PM | City TV
    • Canucks at Flames – 10:00PM | CBC
    • Kings at Oilers – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
  • CFL:
    • Blue Bombers vs. Roughriders – 7:00PM | TSN / ESPN+
    • Argonauts vs. Lions – 10:00PM | TSN / ESPN+
  • NCAA: games of note
    • Georgia at Tennessee – 7:00PM | ESPN
      • Hasn’t Tennessee been relegated yet?
    • Michigan State at Ohio State – 7:30PM | ABC
    • California at Oregon – 8:00PM | FOX
    • Washington at Stanford – 10:30PM | ESPN
    • San Diego State at Colorado State – 10:00PM | ESPN2
  • Beisbol:
    • Game 2: Rays at Astros – 9:00PM | FS1 / Sportsnet1
  • Fútbol:
    • Liga MX:
      • Cruz Azul vs. Club América – 7:55PM | UNI
  • NBA Preseason:
    • Lakers at Warriors – 8:00PM | TNT
  • Fisticuffs:
    • UFC 243: Whittaker vs. Adesanya – From Melbourne, Australia
      • Prelims  – 8:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN5
  • Rugby World Cup:
    • New Zealand vs. Namibia – 12:45AM | NBCSN / TSN
    • France vs. Tonga – 3:45AM | NBCSN / TSN
    • South Africa vs. Canada – 6:15AM | NBCSN / TSN
      • Canada is already out of contention; at this point they’re just looking for small victories.

Go forth & comment, you kings & queens of the internet.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Horatio Cornblower

Welp, barring a case of ecoli hitting Houston in the next week I think the Yankees quest for 28 dies in the ALCS this year.

King Hippo

Niiiiiiiice Beaver ran in another TD, just because they could.

Brocky

Since its the month of macabre, I’ll post one of my favorite horror film deaths, this brutal moment from the blob remake:

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King Hippo

my hairdresser has (or had) a promotional “Fargo” woodchipper slowglobe. When you shook it, you got BLOOD

Unsurprised

Ooh. I want one.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Google search of “Fargo Snow Globe” yields one for sale on etsy, $245.

yeah right

I’ve got one!

Unsurprised

No one ever mentions the fucked up way D’Onofrio’s character kills a bunch of people in Men In Black, including doing this off-screen to some poor bus boy or waiter.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Eh, MIB is sufficiently lighthearted that you can laugh at the deaths, like you can for the Nightmare on Elm Street movies (aside from the first one).

Brocky

So I’m watching stanford, cuts to that Tulane game, mentions that this is the first time SMU has been undeafeated since 82, and then he says, “the craig james era”

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Unsurprised

That rules.

Brocky

Google is such a wonderful thing. One of the few hashtags that is worth tolerating

Horatio Cornblower

The one thing I hate about a bonfire with good beer is that the hangover is so much worse due to the smoke inhalation.

Brick Meathook

Where the hell do you live that you can still burn leaves?

King Hippo

they don’t even allow that in North Cakalaky

Horatio Cornblower

Dude, when it gets dark out you can burn anything and no one notices.

Just ask Craig James.

Unsurprised

Oh, shit. Was he Scotchy’s mentor?

Horatio Cornblower

Eastern CT. My neighbor was shooting guns at god knows what while I was raking. There are no laws out here.

But for the record all I was burning was wood and brush that I’d cleared off my property over the years. The leaves? Oh, I’m tossing them on the field my neighbor with the guns owns and letting him figure it out.

Brick Meathook

Wow, you should totally host the next DFO keg party back east.

Horatio Cornblower

Done and done.

litre_cola

Chip Kelly should never coach again. Fuck UCLA, fuck his racist ass, you can’t beat the inbred of the Pac12, Oregon State? Jesus fuck.
Yes I am 5 of 6 on a parlay and the loser is Racist McSpeedupplay, so fuck that guy.

King Hippo

in totally unrelated news, Santos De Guapiles really needs a 2nd

Horatio Cornblower

Tough, but fair.

Unsurprised

I like more OSU people than UO people, so I’m slightly biased. But you’re right.

King Hippo

this matches my very limited take on Oh-ray-GAWNE folk as well. Go Niiiiiiiiice Beaver!

theeWeeBabySeamus

McSpeedupplay

I first read that as “McSpeedPuppy” and thought….I’d like to have one.

Brocky

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Unsurprised

My favorite comment about the CA NCAA player likeness bill was “SMU spent thirty years in the wilderness and by the time they get back into the game everyone’s totally cool with paying players.”

King Hippo

es verdad!

/still slaves in Texas, though

Horatio Cornblower

Maybe Craig James shouldn’t have killed five hookers at SMU and then they’d have been back within 15 years.

Horatio Cornblower

Letting the fire burn down and drinking one of these at the end of the long day.
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Go Rays

Wakezilla

Joker was fucking incredible!

It starts off with great left wing politics, criticizing austerity and then shifts to Fleck’s transformation to Joker.

The liberal media reaction against this film is not based on fears of right-wing violence, but fear of how left it is.

It’s a damn tragedy that there will be no sequel to this film because I truly believe the world this Joker lives in, is the world where we get Batman that doesn’t kill, but I can’t say why as it’d be a spoiler.

Brick Meathook

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Horatio Cornblower

It’s a movie about a comic book villain for fuck’s sake. People are overthinking it, which is pretty much par for the course.

Brick Meathook

Is it a good movie? It looks good and I’ve only seen one trailer. Forget all the Twitter political ramifications, that’s all horse shit. Give us a review of the movie. I’ll read it.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s directed by the guy who made The Hangover movies, who spends all his time bitching that he can’t make comedies anymore because everyone’s too “woke”, (as opposed to him making the same fucking movie three times in a row), and stars Joaquin Phoenix, who is generally a good actor but seems like a lot to put up with, so I’mma hold my cash for now and wait for the Netflix debut.

King Hippo

26-all in front of 50-60 really excited folk in Durham!

Brick Meathook

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Brocky

My grandpa’s favorite player!

King Hippo

Fat Guy PICKERCEPTION!!!

King Hippo

NINE combined turnovers this game, the ACC is such ass-flavoured ass

Unsurprised

The second best thing behind a Fat Guy Pick-Six

King Hippo

Fat Guys doing skill position stuff is just the tits, man

Brick Meathook

I like when a player gets injured and is lying on the field surrounded by trainers and the announcers fill the time by giving a mini-obituary of the player.

King Hippo

I think if you kill a guy without committing a penalty, it should at least be worth a rouge

Redshirt

Play-by-Play Commentator: “While they duct tape his leg back on, lets tell you a bit about him. In his free time, he…runs marathons, plays kickball with underprivilege kids…and performs ballet?”
Color Commentator: “Well not anymore.”

King Hippo

Duke coming back on JV Yinzers, we may have 1 halfway-not-shitty one

Unsurprised
Brocky

I think that’s the most clothing I’ve ever seen Jeri Ryan wear

Redshirt

Stomach hurts. Contemplating taking either an antacid or getting a knife and removing it entirely. Still weighing the pros and cons of both options.

King Hippo

seriously, ginger beer (NOT ale) helps quite a bit. Fentiman’s and “Q” varietal are my favourites.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Have you considered whisky and an enema?

Redshirt

I did, but the whiskey got me really drunk and the enema tasted awful.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gems like this are why I read *all* the comments.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I have a feeling that Tennessee’s QB is gonna be a little sore tomorrow.

Unsurprised

Too many teabagging squats?

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL

But no. Dude got pummeled in the 2nd half repeatedly. Knocked out of the game and collapsed on the sideline after getting hammered by a hit he didn’t see coming. Fumble recovery for TD for UGa.

He was on his feet later, but you don’t get hit that hard in the chest and not feel it tomorrow.

Unsurprised

He sounds lucky to be alive.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Poor guy may not remember his own name for a week or so.

Spur

Boise vs UNLV for the last time in the T&M.

King Hippo

seriously, has there been ONE good JV NFL fixture all goddamned day??

herodotus450

Looks like you mistakenly carried the 1; there were 0 good games that I saw.

theeWeeBabySeamus

At least NC State didn’t lose.
Oh yeah, right….bye week.

King Hippo

Man, I would fall on my knees and thank Jeebus if my youngest child would join the armed forces.

SHE ACTUALLY PAID A PSYCHIC $500 – WHILE I HAVE BEEN PAYING HER RENT – TO SEND ME “GOOD ENERGY”

herodotus450

Did the psychic at least give you a pick for Beer League Latvian Soccer?

Gratliff

Was the good energy a blow job? Otherwise, I’m not sure why money is changing hands

King Hippo

SHE IS REALLY JUST THAT HIGH AND/OR STUPID

Redshirt

$500 for a blow job?! Where the hell do you go?!

Redshirt

“Hey, why did you quit paying my rent?”
“The extra money gave me good energy.”

King Hippo

this kid is seriously gonna end up homeless within the year, and I 100% AM gonna have to let that happen

Unsurprised

That’s TEN Kraft Singles!

Sharkbait

Ice Giants… Good?

herodotus450

I hereby submit the Pigeonshithole Principle: no matter how many sporting events you’re watching simultaneously, there will be a time when all of them are in a commercial.

ballsofsteelandfury

This is true

ballsofsteelandfury

So, shocker, UCLA is not very good at the foot ball.

King Hippo

they should maybe schedule Tennessee

King Hippo

the rain jackets just make Quack Attack’s cheerleaders sexier

King Hippo

Got back from dinner with my oldest kid and my mom, I see…Team Niiiiiiice Beaver is up 21-nil over Westwood Klavern…midway through the FIRST FUCKING QUARTER??

King Hippo

oh merde, it’s IN LOS ANGELES too, I’mma hate watch the fuck out of that

theeWeeBabySeamus

I haven’t seen the Caps blow a 2 goal lead that fast since the last time they played the Pens.

Gratliff

I have seen people argue up and down the merits of Joker’s existence and not one motherfucker can tell me if it’s just a good movie

Viva La Tabula Raza

So the pizza place fucked up and realized they had fucked up. I ordered an extra large, which after my surgery makes about 6 or 8 meals. Well, the fuckup was they made a large instead of extra large, but they realized it and sent out an extra large too, no charge for the large. I’m gonna get 10 or 12 meals out of the $23 I spent ($18 for pie, $5 tip) I spent. Nice.

Col. Duke LaCross

If you don’t mind me asking, what did you have done? Bariatric?

yeah right

He’ll need it now.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yeah, gastric bypass back in December. I’ve gone from 310 lbs to 198, stopped taking insulin, cholesterol, and blood pressure meds, Feel like a new man.

Sharkbait

Dude that’s awesome.

yeah right

Good for you. That’s fucking impressive.
That’s the hardest part, keeping it going.

Col. Duke LaCross

Right on man! I’m three years and change out from Loop DS. Went from 497 to 250. Hopefully getting in for skin surgery soon. Good on ya.

Viva La Tabula Raza

People keep throwing this at me, but it actually is accurate for you! I tell them Nah mang, I’m not half, rather two-thirds the man I used to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADAVis_d3w4

Horatio Cornblower

Call Scotchy. He’ll do the skin surgery for free if you tell him you’re homeless.

Gratliff

Grats on finishing the journey. I got from 310 to 235 in a year on exercise alone, then hurt my shoulder, knee, and hip in a constant cycle til I got back up to 260, and now I’m struggling to get back to the grind because I am a very stupid man.

Gratliff

Pro-tip: If you don’t want to work hard, don’t lose any weight before talking to the doctor because they’ll just tell you you already can do it and to work harder, stupid. They won’t call you stupid, but they’re definitely calling you stupid.

King Hippo

One would hope we are all comfortable with our own stupidity by now.

King Hippo

I dropped like 50+ pounds doing the juicer thing. Also when I got hungry, I would punch myself on the shoulder or jump on the exercise bike.

Then I got weak, and have been marinating in self-hatred ever since, trying to get back on the horse.

Yeah, I’m an emptionally healthy Hippo.

yeah right

I weighed 339 on January 1st of 2001 I’m at cruising weight of 230 and went as low as 190.
A wonderful person at work, Joy said I got too skinny.

I can drop another 20.

King Hippo

I have the musculature of a twink, so I really need back in the 180s. I’d settle for 190-195.

Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Naps are great but my body is confused af now

yeah right

Start drinking to equalize your equilibrium.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Our dogsitter (aged 16 or so) and a bunch of her friends were on the way to a homecoming dance or something. Many of them wearing very short, very tight dresses. I almost felt compelled to give Mark Sanchez a call.

Spur

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Or Mark Chmura.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s the name I was going to go with originally but a quick lookup reminded me that a sexual assault charge was involved so I went a different direction.

herodotus450

More like home–nevermind.
/16 is legal in parts of the US

Viva La Tabula Raza

Those parts generally coincide with the ones when Trump points on the US map the large swathes of red where he prevailed in the popular vote.

ballsofsteelandfury

Gignac is a Monterrey icon now. It’s great.

Sharkbait

I may need a ride to the hospital after Zibanejad’s second goal of the night

rockingdog

found a funny:
BIRD IN A BIRDBATH: Chirp chirp chirp.

BIRD IN A PUDDLE ON THE GROUND: You fucking sellout.

Gratliff

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theeWeeBabySeamus

UGa should not have had that much trouble from the shitty Vols, even just for a half.
Come on Dawgs, get your shit together.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Also, I knew I shoulda bet Cal ATS at the Duckies.

yeah right

The Reedley Tigers traveled to undefeated Cabrillo today. The head coach of Cabrillo went on record and said “We’re not worried about Reedley.”

Well you should have been a little more concerned motherfucker!

42-23 Reedley fucking Tigers.

4-1 on the season.

King Hippo

One of these days, I shall obtain some Reedley swag.

Redshirt

Okay, who at ABC Sports thought that scarlet words on a black background would be good for the eyes? At least the Buckeyes are giving us a gray outline on their jerseys.

Redshirt

(sees Buckeyes black jersey and makes a black-suit Spider-Man reference)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA

Gratliff

Watching the Army of Darkness with the kid for the first time and you really have to appreciate how fast movies used to progress through shit.

Unsurprised

Marvel movies have to be 3 hours long! For the plot! The plot!

King Hippo

Amuses me that Herr Fuhrer is somehow to corrupt and stupid for Rick Tapdancing Perry

herodotus450

Maybe Perry is just getting out now while there’s a distraction.

herodotus450

I would almost respect it if he starts spinning up his own campaign again, on the platform of “I saw the horror from the inside, we have to stop it.”

King Hippo

Based on my conversations with individual conservative folk, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was like 15-20% of the GOP Congress that would object, but they don’t want their constituent offices fire bombed.

Redshirt

That’s true. An anonymous GOP Senator said that if the Impeachment Vote was anonymous, Trump would be convicted 82-18.

Unsurprised

Republican politicians are cowards. What an absolutely expected turn of events.

Motherfuck them all to death.

Redshirt

Not sure if that slogan is for an campaign or a revolution, but either way, I’m in.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Like, if you were actually considering toeing the line for Trump, seeing Pence, Romney, and now Perry thrown under the bus in quick succession would make you rethink things, right? Not if you’re a Republican, apparently.

herodotus450

If they didn’t jump ship 2 4 8 years ago, why now?

herodotus450

Bonix sounds like some kind of ’50s super chemical that was supposed to build strong bones but ended up being used as a chemical weapon that gave all the natives cancer.

Viva La Tabula Raza

As a kid who rode his bike behind the DDT fogger trucks as they traveled through family housing on military bases around the world, I can say that that was a feature, not a bug.

yeah right

Maguro nigiri, gyoza and teriyaki chicken.

Yes sir. Just what the body needed.

Damn that was tasty.

Horatio Cornblower

Just checked my phone and I’m at 21K+ steps and 10.2 miles for the day. Which means it’s time to grab a beer, start the fire, and sit on my ass the rest of the night.

Everyone’s invited, but I’m not getting up.

Gratliff

Jesus Christ the flyers don’t play their second game until Wednesday due to playing in Prague yesterday. Do international games actually have any positive outcomes or are they just stupid publicity stunts?

Horatio Cornblower

I think the answer is contained in your question.

Horatio Cornblower

Yankees are up 8-0 on the Twins and look to be about to go up 2-0 in this series, and I will give it all up if it means I get to see Rudy Giuliani suddenly grab his chest and slump over in his seat behind home plate.

King Hippo

Minny broke the shutout, has to be HUGE for they confidence the rest of the series.

King Hippo

Sorry for the HEAT of this TAEK, but I do believe I find the UF cheerleaders sexually attractive.

Horatio Cornblower

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Brick Meathook

Man, I went to London at the wrong time. I realized it when I was there. If I had delayed it by a week I could have gone to a Raiders game, seen a lot of wild Brexit protests, and who knows what else.

When Queen Elizabeth II dies it’s going to be the television event of the century.

yeah right

I was proactive this year and got my flu shot.
I can handle a runny nose but fuck getting the shits.

Unsurprised

I need to leave the house today. Maybe get a chicken at Whole Foods. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Horatio Cornblower

A whole chicken? Make sure you stop at the bank and take out a loan first.