What, you thought I was going to reference this bukkakke-ganza of a game in the title? For shame…
Fallout:
-It would seem that Matt Ryan has just a regular old sprained ankle and not the ‘high’ kind. Soon to be not-coach Quinn indicated that he’s already running in a pool (of his own blood?) today.
-Fantasy owners everywhere were given the shaft when David Johnson couldn’t make a go of it yesterday. Chase Edmonds thanked the magical black custodian that believed in him when no one else did, after the game.
-Relatedly, the Cards have invited both Spencer Ware and Jay Ajayi to audition for an rb spot. The written portion consists of “can you carry an oblong ball several yards down the field?” and “did you get the ‘Rudy’ reference in an obscure football blog that was posted just now?”.
-Don’t tell me that Fin’s safety Bobby McCain doesn’t care about his team. He’ll be disciplined soon for spitting in the face of a Bills fan and exchanging words with a 13 year-old after Miami’s loss yesterday. This has clinched it for me-they’re gonna finish 1-15, not 0-16.
-Despite extremely poor qb play of late, the Bears ran the ball all of 7 (SEVEN!) times yesterday. According to reporters present after the game, coach Matt Nagy lifted his head to the sky and yelled, “I’M NOT AN IDIOT!” to the football gods. The lack of response from the gods was deafening.
TO THE GAME!
Pats/Jets:
What’s to say here? I sorta enjoy Booger McFarland’s incredibly *insistent!* announcing. The birds that live in Sam Darnold’s eyebrows sing a melodious tune. Bill Belichick’s favourite food is ‘cupcakes’. C.J. Mosley missed his calling as a private dick in late ’60’s Las Vegas. Yeah, that’s about it.
Type you beautiful mutherfuckers, type.
I haven’t seen a botched abortion like that since The Fly II.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n-Fw5MdQ7s
Well I’ll have to stay up to watch the end of Fallon. Teddy Abrams is on, and I’m friends with a cellist in the Louisville Orchestra.
This is the first time I’m going to watch head coach post-game interviews on purpose.
Sam Darnold has a wonderful haircut, and his hair is perfect
Also, I’d love to meet his tailor.
AWOOOOO!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqycJpRdVaY
“That was offside, wut’n it?”
I haven’t seen a New York expy look like such a shitshow since Gotham was in flames at the end of Joker.
I could win my fantasy matchup by less than one point (I caught a glitch in how Bears D/ST accounted for the Saints’ safety) if Le’Veon doesn’t get anything else.
Ask BFC aboot that. I won my 1st game of the season last week by .12 before a mid-week correction gave me a .22 win.
THIS IS WHY YOU WATCH REDZONE AND BE A COMPLETIONIST
Once confirmed, my 2 wins will be 1) with the 3rd lowest score of the week; and 2) with the 2nd lowest score of the week. Easily the worst I have ever done at teh fantasy.
Ditto. I drafted Miss Gordon in the 3rd Round.
That’s my team. And f u. Lol
there was also an EXACT TIE last season
“A what?” — D. McNabb
Could you at least have changed the team name to GTD? It’s not as much fun to talk trash to the wrong person.
Isn’t it though
https://gfycat.com/obedientgargantuanfrillneckedlizard
TIme to let Stidham get out there and get a couple of turnovers out of his system.
ALL OF THE SAD JETS FAN GIF
That’s every Jets fan gif
Are there any other kind?
I need to start a company teaching politicians how to create burner accounts.
How about Blackface Consulting?
Ron Mexico & Associates LLC
Chrissake, they can lie with just about no ramifications at all already, please don’t make it even easier for them….
THIS GAME I CALL IT UNCHECKED WAHHABISM, BECAUSE JETS ARE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES IN NEW YORK!!!
Oh, that’s good!
Had to google the term (sure that I’m not the only one), but damn man good quote.
I thought it was a sushi thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8klYPnHhCU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_QGolK1oJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkU1LFgKS9Y
Why would you challenge that? It’s 33-0, let them have this moment.
Belichick? “Let them have nothing.”
“Their punishment must be more severe.”
These incomplete passes to Bell are killing me
Well that was interesting.
I have to ask–if you’re a Jets fan, why bother coming to this game?
Also, just why?
What the hell is Darnold even doing right now?
Exhibiting symptoms of syphilis?
At this point, it might be more healthy for Sam to walk in on his mother getting plowed by Bill than continue to play in this game.
I think the Jets receivers are probably happier running routes to the right on 3rd down so they have a shorter walk to the sideline.
I remember Ché Stadium