Your “Let The Good Times Continue To Roll” NFL Football Open Thread

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TO THE GAMES!

Potato Skins/Bills:

The extremely raw yet not-ready rook qb Dwayne Haskins will get his helmet handed to him today. It won’t be pretty and we should see Sheriff Colt McCoy sometime after Haskins’ confidence is shattered. I’m rolling with Devin Singletary today because I want to be there when he busts out. You may want to fade McLaurin here. Duh.

Vikes/Chiefs:

There was a Mahomes teaser about him playing today which I thought was hooey but the Brees thing happened last week so… Yeah, it was hooey. Thielin and his wonky hammy are back and Diggs did yeoman work while he was gone. The running and passing game are going gangbusters for Minny and that should be enough to get by Moore and Co.

Jets/Fins:

The Bleerg factor is so very high here. I won’t lie-I’ll be tuning in here and there for the entertainment. Unfrozen Caveman QB-do your worst!

Bears/Eagles:

You’ve no choice but to play rb Montgomery after last week but the Eagles run D is a feisty bunch. They allow the sixth-least points to running backs in fantasy. D-Jax is back finally and he makes a world of difference to the passing game.

Colts/Steelers:

Conner’s out so Jaylen Samuels gets the rock. You may also want to take a swing at Diontae Johnson, the rook wr that’s been showing out lately-he’s got a good matchup vs. Rock Ya-Sin.

Titans/Panthers:

Tannehill hasn’t been bad recently-certainly an upgrade over Mariota, but I think he comes back to earth here. Carolina has a nice set of cb’s that hold down the fort. We think of McCaffrey as the more explosive back in this matchup but Henry actually has more 15+ yard runs than his counterpart.

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Gratliff

Love anything as much as Chicago loves being offsides

King Hippo

Just saying…maybe Old Man Gore sucks?

ArmedandHammered

Or maybe, do something other than 3 runs up the middle. Even the skins can figure that one out.

Gatoraids

An inconvenient truth

Covalent Blonde

Quit yer sass mouth! Until recent developments. I have spent the last few years grumbling about how much I wish we still had Gore!

King Hippo

RUN IT IN, BROKEBACK

herodotus450

“…Cousins has been HOT!”
You’re telling me.

blaxabbath

– Evangelicals

LemonJello

We would have also accepted “Tuscaloosa Strip Club Patrons”

Horatio Cornblower

The Duggars are also in play.

King Hippo

LMAO, fucking Dingleberry

ballsofsteelandfury

– Me, on the toilet right now.

blaxabbath

So I just put down blaxito and made myself breakfast — it’s fillet mignon dinner leftovers plus two eggs.

When we had the kid, the thing that I missed most was having the time/energy/interest to cook.

Sharkbait

That’s all Ive been doing actually. Though I think it’s the fact I have the ability to after the shoulder surgery.

Viva La Tabula Raza

One of my dogs is not doing real well, I might have her put down as well.

Horatio Cornblower

My wife just got home and told me she bought a new refrigerator. Any of you have a truck I can borrow?

LemonJello

“Next, you’ll be asking for a tarp and shovel…”
-Scotchnaut

ArmedandHammered

Naw, just let her enjoy her purchase from the inside.

blaxabbath

Where you moving to?

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I must admit, Matt Taibbi’s review of the Fritzl family book was odd.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

If the Jets lose today they’re going to make Adam Gase fight that cannibal on bath salts in Miami for his job.

Gatoraids

Will be Gase’s ultimate revenge vs Miami to lose to them twice and ruin their draft pick.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

The kicker is with Gase’s eyes you can’t tell which one is on bath salts!

LemonJello

Adrian Peterson running like he’s being chased by Adrian Peterson with a switch in his hand.

Horatio Cornblower

“He’s like a kid out there…on of his own kids who just fucked up real bad.”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Replicant speed?

Gratliff

If Chicago’s D was even slightly worse, they’d be in Dolphins territory

Horatio Cornblower

The Bears burning an entire draft to move up one spot, past a team that was never going to take him, just to get Trubisky, will never not be funny.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

Celtic/Rangers is the Old Firm, Jets/Dolphins is for olds who haven’t gotten firm since the last Super Bowl appearance.

hippofant

Andrew Luck killed Jacoby Brissett.

tomsellecksmoustache

As a Steelers fan, losing to a backup QB just feels right.

Rodney_Peete_is_1337

Okay so hear me out:
A spin-off of “Young Sheldon”, but he’s an adult instead of a kid.

Gratliff

Holy shit. Did Young Sheldon actually stay on the air beyond the pilot?

herodotus450

“Old Young Sheldon,” ok, it’s greenlit.

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

I had an idea years ago about what “Redpilled Sheldon” would look like.

Sharkbait

Spurs may never win away again

Horatio Cornblower

Benched him when Minnesota said Theilen would start.

I’d have been better off learning about Thetans with Tom Cruise.

Fronkenshteen

Hippo haz Founding Fathers in dynasty? That was one hell of a catch. I don’t care WHERE he landed.

King Hippo

ah does

Gratliff

HADOUKEN

King Hippo

WHAT A SHITTY WEEKEND

Horatio Cornblower

Well I started him in FF today, so odds are good.

Horatio Cornblower

THESE EVERTON SET PIECES I CALL THEM ME PLAYING CHESS, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT TO DO ONCE EVERYTHING IS SET UP!!!

King Hippo

HOW IS THAT NOT A FOUL

Sharkbait

Only a matter of time there.

Horatio Cornblower

There we go Toffees!

tomsellecksmoustache

12 minutes of stoppage time? Must have had some crazy shit going on in the second 45.

King Hippo

2 long VAR checks and Son killing a guy

Horatio Cornblower

A broken leg will do that.

Horatio Cornblower

I thought Arsenal was a mess but 10 minutes of watching the Everton game has me feeling much more optimistic.

King Hippo

Silva likely gets the sack after this

Horatio Cornblower

That seems to be the implication from the announcers.
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blaxabbath

Who is this PIT QB Rudolph?

herodotus450

Well he’s sort of the outsider of the group, he never gets to join in on any of the Steeler games.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh fuck, well played indeed.

Covalent Blonde

I will never tire of watching HIll catch. I am still shocked Moore almost overthrew that!

Horatio Cornblower

Good for him.

Hope he gets run over by the team bus after the game.

Covalent Blonde

Quick poll, am I the only one who blushes just a teensie weensie bit every time ‘liking’ a comment prompts a, “You like that, huh?”

I feel like this is definitely a, “Yes, it’s only you, Blondie, you watchlist-level pervert!”

Senor Weaselo

I thought all of us were watchlist-level perverts on account of being on this site!

Horatio Cornblower

I have James Connor as my RB. That’s bad

I picked Samuels up off of waivers. That’s good!

I forgot to put Samuels in the starting line-up. That’s bad.

Covalent Blonde

Y u fuk that up?

Horatio Cornblower

I’m 3-5 and only marginally interested? That would be my guess.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ditto me on all of that except the ending. When Connor was still listed as doubtful last night, I trotted JaySam in pronto. Plus….NC State guy bonus.

King Hippo

goddamned cunts broke Andre Gomes’ leg now

King Hippo

Son has been a real asshole today.

Horatio Cornblower

“Son has been a real asshole today.”
-D. Trump

Sharkbait

Yeah, that was not a good challenge at all.

King Hippo

leg breaker. And he succeeded. That is probably a career-ender

bk109

You can always point to him that by law – if you created it, you are entitled to destroy it? (And as we all know, us fans make the multi-billion entities that are football/sports clubs, so we are allowed, NAY REQUIRED by law to bitch-slap misbehaving shits)MWAHAHAH
Also, is it me, or occasionally comments disappear from time to time?

Senor Weaselo

Two cars, other side of the street, looks like one was pulling from the curb and the other was trying to make a turn. I better go reset the “It has been X days” sign!

theeWeeBabySeamus

At least it wasn’t one of yours this time.
Wooooooooo!!!!!

Senor Weaselo

It’s the busy corner down the block, other side of the street. We have respite, for now.

Covalent Blonde

Delightful! That Thunk+tinkling of shattered glass is visceral reaction of pure terror for me!

ArmedandHammered

When a truck towing a trailer, (landscape type), passes me I get really tense even though the incident was 30 years ago.

Sharkbait

Son sent off.

tomsellecksmoustache

Straight red? I switched to ‘merican footbaw.

Covalent Blonde

Let’s go former, temporary home team, Vikings!

Fronkenshteen

Wow. Cousins stinks.

Brick Meathook

I think the Viking’s kick returner is the son of The Artist Formerly Alive Named Prince.

blaxabbath

I did watch El Camino last night. It was good.

Sharkbait

Lots of time to see if this is a penalty or not. Looks close, but looks off the shoulder.

Senor Weaselo

THIS JETS-DOLPHINS GAME I CALL IT THE CORNER OUTSIDE MY HOUSE BECAUSE IT’S GOING TO BE A CAR CRASH.

I should go check on that.

Spur

I took the Fish. I’m fucking crazy!

tomsellecksmoustache

https://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2019/11/02/carson-palmer-cincinnati-bengals-were-mess-and-disaster/4140193002/
Man, when going to Oakland represents being rescued into organizational stability things are very, very bleak in Cincinnati.

tomsellecksmoustache

I especially loved this line:

“8-8 is like winning the Super Bowl for the organization in Cincinnati.”

King Hippo

HIPPO ANGRY

Covalent Blonde

Ohnoez, buttercup! Why for?

Senor Weaselo

I’m gonna guess Gamblor-related. Or out of vicuprofen.

Covalent Blonde

Mos’ def

King Hippo

the latter would be HIPPO ITCHY

King Hippo

goddamned Lesser Footy (Everton, nae GAMBLOR)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Turkey breast on rye, provolone, pickles, black olives, mustard and mayo.
Come to mah belly you sweet sweet sammich.

Fronkenshteen

Always love when the answer to a fantasy football conundrum you agonized over all week reveals itself to be: “They’re BOTH a couple of bums!”

bk109

Afternoon pervosaurs… How’re ya this fine (if back-breaking) day?

Covalent Blonde

Maximizing my pervations at an airport bar!

bk109

Nice, and I used the fact that wifey’s not around to hide the Ford 557 she’s getting as a second X-mas present

Covalent Blonde

Man, your wife sure is a lucky girl. No one’s ever given me a big block for Xmas!

bk109

She sure is.. and thanks to an ill-advised voicemail from Ford I needed somethig extra, ’cause she learned about her GT350R early

blaxabbath

BIG BLOCK

yeah right

Game is recorded, weather is perfect. Fuck it I’m going walkies on the beach.

See y’all for the afternoon slot.

Gratliff

Fuck me, there is nothing more bullshit than the empty 1-4 pm slot on TV because the home team plays at 4.

Gratliff

Love watching red zone because the local fox is playing reruns of family feud instead of Eagles-Bears

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