There’s more? There’s more.
TO THE GAMES!
Potato Skins/Bills:
The extremely raw yet not-ready rook qb Dwayne Haskins will get his helmet handed to him today. It won’t be pretty and we should see Sheriff Colt McCoy sometime after Haskins’ confidence is shattered. I’m rolling with Devin Singletary today because I want to be there when he busts out. You may want to fade McLaurin here. Duh.
Vikes/Chiefs:
There was a Mahomes teaser about him playing today which I thought was hooey but the Brees thing happened last week so… Yeah, it was hooey. Thielin and his wonky hammy are back and Diggs did yeoman work while he was gone. The running and passing game are going gangbusters for Minny and that should be enough to get by Moore and Co.
Jets/Fins:
The Bleerg factor is so very high here. I won’t lie-I’ll be tuning in here and there for the entertainment. Unfrozen Caveman QB-do your worst!
Bears/Eagles:
You’ve no choice but to play rb Montgomery after last week but the Eagles run D is a feisty bunch. They allow the sixth-least points to running backs in fantasy. D-Jax is back finally and he makes a world of difference to the passing game.
Colts/Steelers:
Conner’s out so Jaylen Samuels gets the rock. You may also want to take a swing at Diontae Johnson, the rook wr that’s been showing out lately-he’s got a good matchup vs. Rock Ya-Sin.
Titans/Panthers:
Tannehill hasn’t been bad recently-certainly an upgrade over Mariota, but I think he comes back to earth here. Carolina has a nice set of cb’s that hold down the fort. We think of McCaffrey as the more explosive back in this matchup but Henry actually has more 15+ yard runs than his counterpart.
Do your typing.
Love anything as much as Chicago loves being offsides
Just saying…maybe Old Man Gore sucks?
Or maybe, do something other than 3 runs up the middle. Even the skins can figure that one out.
Who do they think they are? The 2016-19 Giants?
An inconvenient truth
Quit yer sass mouth! Until recent developments. I have spent the last few years grumbling about how much I wish we still had Gore!
RUN IT IN, BROKEBACK
subject to review.
“…Cousins has been HOT!”
You’re telling me.
– Evangelicals
We would have also accepted “Tuscaloosa Strip Club Patrons”
The Duggars are also in play.
LMAO, fucking Dingleberry
– Me, on the toilet right now.
So I just put down blaxito and made myself breakfast — it’s fillet mignon dinner leftovers plus two eggs.
When we had the kid, the thing that I missed most was having the time/energy/interest to cook.
Oh God, the eggs didn’t come from your wife, did they?
That’s all Ive been doing actually. Though I think it’s the fact I have the ability to after the shoulder surgery.
One of my dogs is not doing real well, I might have her put down as well.
My wife just got home and told me she bought a new refrigerator. Any of you have a truck I can borrow?
“Next, you’ll be asking for a tarp and shovel…”
-Scotchnaut
Naw, just let her enjoy her purchase from the inside.
Where you moving to?
Cousins slides 2 yards short of first down on 3rd and 2. Fucking hilarious!
I must admit, Matt Taibbi’s review of the Fritzl family book was odd.
If the Jets lose today they’re going to make Adam Gase fight that cannibal on bath salts in Miami for his job.
Will be Gase’s ultimate revenge vs Miami to lose to them twice and ruin their draft pick.
The kicker is with Gase’s eyes you can’t tell which one is on bath salts!
Adrian Peterson running like he’s being chased by Adrian Peterson with a switch in his hand.
“He’s like a kid out there…on of his own kids who just fucked up real bad.”
Replicant speed?
If Chicago’s D was even slightly worse, they’d be in Dolphins territory
The Bears burning an entire draft to move up one spot, past a team that was never going to take him, just to get Trubisky, will never not be funny.
Celtic/Rangers is the Old Firm, Jets/Dolphins is for olds who haven’t gotten firm since the last Super Bowl appearance.
Andrew Luck killed Jacoby Brissett.
And I thought it was dysentery.
As a Steelers fan, losing to a backup QB just feels right.
Okay so hear me out:
A spin-off of “Young Sheldon”, but he’s an adult instead of a kid.
Holy shit. Did Young Sheldon actually stay on the air beyond the pilot?
That’s a BAZINGA-level mindfuck.
“Old Young Sheldon,” ok, it’s greenlit.
I had an idea years ago about what “Redpilled Sheldon” would look like.
Spurs may never win away again
Olabisidown!
Benched him when Minnesota said Theilen would start.
I’d have been better off learning about Thetans with Tom Cruise.
Hippo haz Founding Fathers in dynasty? That was one hell of a catch. I don’t care WHERE he landed.
ah does
HADOUKEN
WHAT A SHITTY WEEKEND
I think Thielin is out.
Well I started him in FF today, so odds are good.
THESE EVERTON SET PIECES I CALL THEM ME PLAYING CHESS, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT TO DO ONCE EVERYTHING IS SET UP!!!
Josh Allen is doing his “I’m a Carnival at QB!” routine again.
HOW IS THAT NOT A FOUL
Only a matter of time there.
There we go Toffees!
12 minutes of stoppage time? Must have had some crazy shit going on in the second 45.
2 long VAR checks and Son killing a guy
A broken leg will do that.
“That’s My Singletary!”
/49 yards
I thought Arsenal was a mess but 10 minutes of watching the Everton game has me feeling much more optimistic.
Silva likely gets the sack after this
That seems to be the implication from the announcers.
Who is this PIT QB Rudolph?
Well he’s sort of the outsider of the group, he never gets to join in on any of the Steeler games.
Oh fuck, well played indeed.
He pulls heavy equipment in his spare time.
Bears/Eagles not being on is a travestmystery.
Tyreek with a great catch + TD.
I will never tire of watching HIll catch. I am still shocked Moore almost overthrew that!
Good for him.
Hope he gets run over by the team bus after the game.
Quick poll, am I the only one who blushes just a teensie weensie bit every time ‘liking’ a comment prompts a, “You like that, huh?”
I feel like this is definitely a, “Yes, it’s only you, Blondie, you watchlist-level pervert!”
I thought all of us were watchlist-level perverts on account of being on this site!
I have James Connor as my RB. That’s bad
I picked Samuels up off of waivers. That’s good!
I forgot to put Samuels in the starting line-up. That’s bad.
Y u fuk that up?
I’m 3-5 and only marginally interested? That would be my guess.
Ditto me on all of that except the ending. When Connor was still listed as doubtful last night, I trotted JaySam in pronto. Plus….NC State guy bonus.
“That’s My Singletary!”
[crosses arms, shakes head and smiles]
goddamned cunts broke Andre Gomes’ leg now
Son has been a real asshole today.
“Son has been a real asshole today.”
-D. Trump
Yeah, that was not a good challenge at all.
leg breaker. And he succeeded. That is probably a career-ender
You can always point to him that by law – if you created it, you are entitled to destroy it? (And as we all know, us fans make the multi-billion entities that are football/sports clubs, so we are allowed, NAY REQUIRED by law to bitch-slap misbehaving shits)MWAHAHAH
Also, is it me, or occasionally comments disappear from time to time?
Two cars, other side of the street, looks like one was pulling from the curb and the other was trying to make a turn. I better go reset the “It has been X days” sign!
At least it wasn’t one of yours this time.
Wooooooooo!!!!!
It’s the busy corner down the block, other side of the street. We have respite, for now.
Delightful! That Thunk+tinkling of shattered glass is visceral reaction of pure terror for me!
When a truck towing a trailer, (landscape type), passes me I get really tense even though the incident was 30 years ago.
Son sent off.
Straight red? I switched to ‘merican footbaw.
Let’s go former, temporary home team, Vikings!
Wow. Cousins stinks.
I think the Viking’s kick returner is the son of The Artist Formerly Alive Named Prince.
I did watch El Camino last night. It was good.
Lots of time to see if this is a penalty or not. Looks close, but looks off the shoulder.
THIS JETS-DOLPHINS GAME I CALL IT THE CORNER OUTSIDE MY HOUSE BECAUSE IT’S GOING TO BE A CAR CRASH.
I should go check on that.
I took the Fish. I’m fucking crazy!
https://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2019/11/02/carson-palmer-cincinnati-bengals-were-mess-and-disaster/4140193002/
Man, when going to Oakland represents being rescued into organizational stability things are very, very bleak in Cincinnati.
I especially loved this line:
“8-8 is like winning the Super Bowl for the organization in Cincinnati.”
HIPPO ANGRY
Ohnoez, buttercup! Why for?
I’m gonna guess Gamblor-related. Or out of vicuprofen.
Mos’ def
the latter would be HIPPO ITCHY
goddamned Lesser Footy (Everton, nae GAMBLOR)
Turkey breast on rye, provolone, pickles, black olives, mustard and mayo.
Come to mah belly you sweet sweet sammich.
Always love when the answer to a fantasy football conundrum you agonized over all week reveals itself to be: “They’re BOTH a couple of bums!”
Afternoon pervosaurs… How’re ya this fine (if back-breaking) day?
Maximizing my pervations at an airport bar!
Nice, and I used the fact that wifey’s not around to hide the Ford 557 she’s getting as a second X-mas present
Man, your wife sure is a lucky girl. No one’s ever given me a big block for Xmas!
She sure is.. and thanks to an ill-advised voicemail from Ford I needed somethig extra, ’cause she learned about her GT350R early
BIG BLOCK
Game is recorded, weather is perfect. Fuck it I’m going walkies on the beach.
See y’all for the afternoon slot.
Fuck me, there is nothing more bullshit than the empty 1-4 pm slot on TV because the home team plays at 4.
I was about to complain that I only get 3 games but one of them isn’t Fins/Jets. I’ll be quiet now.
/you didn’t even read this
//shhhhh…
Love watching red zone because the local fox is playing reruns of family feud instead of Eagles-Bears
I don’t get that game either but Indy/Pitt is on (I’m not exaggerating) 14 different channels.