Wow, do we have the match up that you don’t want to see. I mean, sure, maybe OBJ will make some glorious catch. But, really, no one likes either team. Just look at this schmuck.
That’s a Jim Spanfeller-level punchable face.
Let’s talk about the Steelers first, though. I’m still not sure how they corralled in the egos of Antonio Brown and that dude who now plays RB for the Jets. Whatever his name is. He doesn’t matter anymore, now that we know that O-line was the real reason that running backs do well in the Steelers system. Good luck, Jets.
Tomlinson, who comes across like a real jackass in every interview he has ever done, going back to when he was 3 and someone asked him to sing the ABC’s, has done a fantastic job keeping this team on track. I would like to think that he would be nice to someone in his life. His wife? Mom? The sheep he drags to the bedroom and calls “Baker”? I don’t know who, but there has to be someone.
At QB, they have some putz who is just a putz. Middleman Putz might be his name. That’s how much I care. He’s serviceable, like a great many QBs you see in this league. That’s good enough.
The defense on this team is still tough. Not Patriots tough. Not Niners tough. Not Bills tough. But, definitely not a cake walk. That’s why they should win this game, and, also, because I like to hate on The Browns.
Now, let’s get to the part that is hard to talk about: Flaker Mayfield and the Brown turds.
They finally won last week! Yeah! 3 wins, baby. They are definitely going all the way. All the way to another top 10 draft pick, where they will probably draft a QB for when Mayfield becomes a backup on another team and fades into Oblivion. (Side note: I’m picking up Oblivion for the XB1 once I’m done playing Skyrim… again.)
But, last week was a fluke when you look at their season as a whole. OBJ had catches. Mayfield didn’t get intercepted (I would fact check that, but I don’t really want to). They stopped the run. Sort of, anyway, as the Bills should have ran it more, aside from Josh Allen.
This week, the Browns are going to have a hard time stopping the run. The Steelers aren’t scoring a ton of rushing TDs, but they know how to utilize the run game effectively. Kitchens doesn’t really garner a lot of surety as a head coach. He is going to have to play his linebackers in a manner that negates the run.
Since this is a rivalry game, expect a fun game to watch. Really, either team that loses is a win for us all.
“Fair weather fans are HILARIOUS to me…” – Emily Mayfield, wife of Baker, which means she made that choice voluntarily (that we know of), which should tell you everything you need to know about her
Still curious as to why the Browns are favored. They are the Browns, after all. Historical levels of losing that make Detroit fans jealous.
Talk about whatever below.
“Chubb and Hunt” sounds like 15 year old me at the roller rink.
shifty KHunt thar
Peloton commercials: like you didn’t hate rich people enough. Fucking cunts.
And everyone riding a Peloton is already in perfect shape, so fuck you.
it’ll be covered in half-clean clothes within 4 days, no matter what
Just like the wife.
chuh chuh!
I don’t need a $60 per month subscription for someone to tell me I’m a lazy fat fuck. I can get that foar free.
Rudolph the dead-armed backup
Threw a floater three yards short
And if you ever start him
May as well just drink Malort.
(need help with the next verse)
I just gagged at reading the name of that awful drink
found a funny:
wife: i want a divorce
me: is it because i cum everytime i get bad news
wife: yes
me: fuuuuuuuuuck
I cum just like in the Macgruber movie.
Someday, maybe not in my lifetime, or my children’s, or my children’s children’s, but someday, the NFL will break through the iron chains the the High School Football cabal and we’ll finally have football on Friday night instead of this shit on Thursday.
I dunno, man, Friday is the “pay a little attention to the wife” night. I don’t have the energy for that crap on a Tuesday.
You’ll have a lot of competition….
Why do you think there are so many 3 minute commercial breaks?
That’s a 30 second break MAX….. split screen is fine.
three whole minutes? Stop ruining things for us mere mortals
Um so I’ve read.
Put the Super Bowl on a Saturday while they’re at it.
yeah, leave us National Crippling Hangover Day where it ain’t get us fired
Wow, Ben has kinda…let himself go
Hey, he still rapes at a high level.
he’ll be 4 bills within 3 months of retirement
Blete Cakeman!
THESE BROWNS FANS, I CALL THEM ME ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH IT FEELS GOOD AT THE BEGINNING, THE END IS GOING TO BE PAINFUL
1st and goal….God it’s a win if we just get 3 points .
not like y’all is facing the mighty Bills this week
Chubb rams Baker to the promised land
Another erotic book by E.H. Hushman.
I love that Kay commercial….
“You don’t just have to buy her a ring…you got to raise her bastard kid”
It would be peak Hashtag Pauls for them to fumble inside the one.
WHAT’S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE MS. PIGGY?
KERMIT THE FROG’S MIDDLE FINGER!
Thank you, I’ll be here all week. try the trout.
They can use this 1st and goal to break in their new KHunt!
Nah, a Chubb is better for penetrating than a KHunt.
especially a Chubb from behind, it seems
WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN?!?!?!
EXPENSIVE WATCH DOWN!
Old Dirty Beckham was down at the one, but still. #Pauls
Hello my beautiful daffodils. My wife left in the midst of a huge fight that ended with me yelling, “Make sure your parents pick out a new husband that can put up with your bullshit!”
So two highballs later a couple of miller lites, I’m good
She’ll come crawlin back…
(Because she’ll be too sore to walk after gettin railed by some rando at Bennigan’s)
Holy shit!
Fucking beautiful
I would have laughed harder, but I just got railed by some rando at Bennigan’s.
Suddenly have a taste for a monte cristo
DIVADOWN!!!!
Lots of points, Jarvis Landry big game, Connor gets zero. That is what I want.
Feisty KHunt
Nice catch, Kicky.
There’s a productive KHunt!
Holy shit I completely forgot about that scumbag.
Fortunately, scumbags are endless in this league.
Oh shit. Mavs are at MSG. Porzingis is being booed for not wanting to be part of the Dolan madness
Jesus Christ…are the trainers paying attention at all?
I’ve seen a faster response for a black man sitting in a Denny’s.
I love how every play I think a penalty has been called because the fucking yellow Steelers icon ..
I’m not sure how…but this season is breaking me more than any other season.
I watched the Browns go 1-31 through two seasons and brought back Hue Jackson and somehow I am now more pissed off this season than any other season.
This fucking team….it’s like having a kid who is a junkie…
Andy Reid understands completely.
Does Redshirt have a dog in this race?
The meteor.
When one opens a Founders Breakfast Stout, should one make an English Breakfast to accompany?
I want a rasher of bacon, however much that is.
No, but your game feed should have the “Middle English” audio on Amazon Prime.
How doth thou like e call, sports fan?
I have trouble wrapping my head around the fact that Terry Bradshaw won 4 superbowls.
I mean, besides any argument about how good he actually was, it’s like, this guy played against the snake stabler and captain comeback staubach?
I hate to use the word “swagger” but it’s like the like the guy doesn’t have any, and its not that he doesn’t have any personality
these have been deep thoughts with brocky
Eli Manning beat two of the greatest teams ever assembled for his two rings and he’s destined to die in a model train accident
Just that part is enough for a god damned banner.
He had one of the best defenses ever and had top notch offensive talent all around. Shit, Trent Dilfer didn’t even fuck that up.
/buys texts to take IN bar exam
First time I’ve ever heard of someone in Indianapolis doing something cool.
“You’ve been sentenced to one year without gravy. May God have mercy on your soul.”
I didn’t know Pacman Jones rolled with judges.
Word.
Huh. Okay. “Onomatopoeia!”
POW.
Are we still rooting for a tie?
or a meteor strike
Only if it’s a Windsor knot.
Folks
/food is disappearing from the fridge and freezer at a rate that doesn’t make sense
Me: [to son] “What the hell is going on? You’re wasting food!”
Son: “You remember [a friend that he’s known for 12 years of his 17 year-old life]?
Me: “Yeah.”
Son: “His dad is injured and he lost his job. His mom left them a while ago. I’m bringing stuff over to them so that they can have supper.”
Me: [thinks to self] My son is either the best friend ever or is trading food for weed with someone.
/STAY TUNED!
Could be both. Good boy.
My thoughts exactly.
Either way, ??Someone has a new viictiiim??
Fronk is always thinking two steps ahead…
That’s a good kid.
End him.
Keep dreaming dawg pound you are not worthy of Macho Man
Holy shit! The Browns ARE favored. By 3! My old gambling buddy, Charles Manson, had a saying about games like this. “Monty”, he’d say, “they’re telling you who to bet”.
He smells MY dog!!!
Someone broke out his George Carlin box set recently.
#ThePauls ready to Paul out thar!
It’s early, but what say yew:
Dede Westbrook
Deebo Samuel
Mike Gallup
Brian Hill
Damien Williams
Choose a RB, WR, FLEX
Deebo, Gallup and Williams. I’m starting Williams meself actually. Sadly, I ain’t got no Deebo, just an inexplicably injured Emmanuel Sanders.
Rib cartilage? Probably makes a nice pho.
Hill, Gallup, DEEBO!
Hill? Really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlaGrikAP5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
Fly-in all-day interviews are tiring.
-hippofants arms
Hey Litre, have you put Deci in sportsball yet?
Indeed I have. He did the split teeball and futbol thing this summer. He had just turned 2 so was a bit young. He enjoyed it but had the attention span of a gnat. This summer will be timbits 3 yrs + or some shit, and the little guy is going to break ankles.
Benched JuJu due a DFOer talkin sense.
/put a prop bet on him more than 53.5 yards
Anybody remember that one season of Buffy The Vampire
LayerSlayer where a new character just shows up out of no where but none of the other characters notice or say anything… until it’s too late? Just a crazy random thought I had, no reason.Any typo that sends the thought BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE into my head is fine by me.
This is hilarious (to me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRUvbfgtysA