When You Are More Interested In Who Is Going To Lose Thursday Night Open Thread

Wow, do we have the match up that you don’t want to see.  I mean, sure, maybe OBJ will make some glorious catch.  But, really, no one likes either team.  Just look at this schmuck.

"Public Intoxication" arrest which means he was being a dick

That’s a Jim Spanfeller-level punchable face.

Let’s talk about the Steelers first, though.  I’m still not sure how they corralled in the egos of Antonio Brown and that dude who now plays RB for the Jets.  Whatever his name is.  He doesn’t matter anymore, now that we know that O-line was the real reason that running backs do well in the Steelers system.  Good luck, Jets.

Tomlinson, who comes across like a real jackass in every interview he has ever done, going back to when he was 3 and someone asked him to sing the ABC’s, has done a fantastic job keeping this team on track.  I would like to think that he would be nice to someone in his life.  His wife?  Mom?  The sheep he drags to the bedroom and calls “Baker”?  I don’t know who, but there has to be someone.

At QB, they have some putz who is just a putz.  Middleman Putz might be his name.  That’s how much I care.  He’s serviceable, like a great many QBs you see in this league.  That’s good enough.

The defense on this team is still tough.  Not Patriots tough.  Not Niners tough.  Not Bills tough.  But, definitely not a cake walk.  That’s why they should win this game, and, also, because I like to hate on The Browns.

Now, let’s get to the part that is hard to talk about:  Flaker Mayfield and the Brown turds.

They finally won last week!  Yeah!  3 wins, baby.  They are definitely going all the way.  All the way to another top 10 draft pick, where they will probably draft a QB for when Mayfield becomes a backup on another team and fades into Oblivion.  (Side note:  I’m picking up Oblivion for the XB1 once I’m done playing Skyrim… again.)

But, last week was a fluke when you look at their season as a whole.  OBJ had catches.  Mayfield didn’t get intercepted (I would fact check that, but I don’t really want to).  They stopped the run.  Sort of, anyway, as the Bills should have ran it more, aside from Josh Allen.

This week, the Browns are going to have a hard time stopping the run.  The Steelers aren’t scoring a ton of rushing TDs, but they know how to utilize the run game effectively.  Kitchens doesn’t really garner a lot of surety as a head coach.  He is going to have to play his linebackers in a manner that negates the run.

Since this is a rivalry game, expect a fun game to watch.  Really, either team that loses is a win for us all.

“Fair weather fans are HILARIOUS to me…” – Emily Mayfield, wife of Baker, which means she made that choice voluntarily (that we know of), which should tell you everything you need to know about her

Still curious as to why the Browns are favored.  They are the Browns, after all.  Historical levels of losing that make Detroit fans jealous.

Talk about whatever below.

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SonOfSpam

“Chubb and Hunt” sounds like 15 year old me at the roller rink.

King Hippo

shifty KHunt thar

jjfozz

Peloton commercials: like you didn’t hate rich people enough. Fucking cunts.

SonOfSpam

And everyone riding a Peloton is already in perfect shape, so fuck you.

King Hippo

it’ll be covered in half-clean clothes within 4 days, no matter what

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Just like the wife.

King Hippo

chuh chuh!

theeWeeBabySeamus

I don’t need a $60 per month subscription for someone to tell me I’m a lazy fat fuck. I can get that foar free.

SonOfSpam

Rudolph the dead-armed backup
Threw a floater three yards short
And if you ever start him
May as well just drink Malort.

(need help with the next verse)

Brocky

I just gagged at reading the name of that awful drink

rockingdog

found a funny:
wife: i want a divorce

me: is it because i cum everytime i get bad news

wife: yes

me: fuuuuuuuuuck

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I cum just like in the Macgruber movie.

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herodotus450

Someday, maybe not in my lifetime, or my children’s, or my children’s children’s, but someday, the NFL will break through the iron chains the the High School Football cabal and we’ll finally have football on Friday night instead of this shit on Thursday.

SonOfSpam

I dunno, man, Friday is the “pay a little attention to the wife” night. I don’t have the energy for that crap on a Tuesday.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You’ll have a lot of competition….

herodotus450

Why do you think there are so many 3 minute commercial breaks?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s a 30 second break MAX….. split screen is fine.

King Hippo

three whole minutes? Stop ruining things for us mere mortals

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Um so I’ve read.

BugEyedBoo

Put the Super Bowl on a Saturday while they’re at it.

King Hippo

yeah, leave us National Crippling Hangover Day where it ain’t get us fired

jjfozz

Wow, Ben has kinda…let himself go

SonOfSpam

Hey, he still rapes at a high level.

King Hippo

he’ll be 4 bills within 3 months of retirement

WCS

Blete Cakeman!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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jjfozz

THESE BROWNS FANS, I CALL THEM ME ON MY WEDDING NIGHT, BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH IT FEELS GOOD AT THE BEGINNING, THE END IS GOING TO BE PAINFUL

JustStopDude

1st and goal….God it’s a win if we just get 3 points .

King Hippo

not like y’all is facing the mighty Bills this week

King Hippo

Chubb rams Baker to the promised land

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Another erotic book by E.H. Hushman.

JustStopDude

I love that Kay commercial….

“You don’t just have to buy her a ring…you got to raise her bastard kid”

WCS

It would be peak Hashtag Pauls for them to fumble inside the one.

jjfozz

WHAT’S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE MS. PIGGY?
KERMIT THE FROG’S MIDDLE FINGER!

Thank you, I’ll be here all week. try the trout.

King Hippo

They can use this 1st and goal to break in their new KHunt!

SonOfSpam

Nah, a Chubb is better for penetrating than a KHunt.

King Hippo

especially a Chubb from behind, it seems

JustStopDude

WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN?!?!?!

jjfozz

EXPENSIVE WATCH DOWN!

SonOfSpam

Old Dirty Beckham was down at the one, but still. #Pauls

jjfozz

Hello my beautiful daffodils. My wife left in the midst of a huge fight that ended with me yelling, “Make sure your parents pick out a new husband that can put up with your bullshit!”

So two highballs later a couple of miller lites, I’m good

SonOfSpam

She’ll come crawlin back…

(Because she’ll be too sore to walk after gettin railed by some rando at Bennigan’s)

Col. Duke LaCross

Holy shit!

jjfozz

Fucking beautiful

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I would have laughed harder, but I just got railed by some rando at Bennigan’s.

Gratliff

Suddenly have a taste for a monte cristo

scotchnaut

DIVADOWN!!!!

litre_cola

Lots of points, Jarvis Landry big game, Connor gets zero. That is what I want.

Spur

Feisty KHunt

Col. Duke LaCross

Nice catch, Kicky.

SonOfSpam

There’s a productive KHunt!

litre_cola

Holy shit I completely forgot about that scumbag.

SonOfSpam

Fortunately, scumbags are endless in this league.

Spur

Oh shit. Mavs are at MSG. Porzingis is being booed for not wanting to be part of the Dolan madness

JustStopDude

Jesus Christ…are the trainers paying attention at all?

I’ve seen a faster response for a black man sitting in a Denny’s.

JustStopDude

I love how every play I think a penalty has been called because the fucking yellow Steelers icon ..

JustStopDude

I’m not sure how…but this season is breaking me more than any other season.

I watched the Browns go 1-31 through two seasons and brought back Hue Jackson and somehow I am now more pissed off this season than any other season.

This fucking team….it’s like having a kid who is a junkie…

SonOfSpam

Andy Reid understands completely.

Spur

Does Redshirt have a dog in this race?

WCS

The meteor.

SonOfSpam

When one opens a Founders Breakfast Stout, should one make an English Breakfast to accompany?

I want a rasher of bacon, however much that is.

Col. Duke LaCross

No, but your game feed should have the “Middle English” audio on Amazon Prime.

SonOfSpam

How doth thou like e call, sports fan?

Brocky

I have trouble wrapping my head around the fact that Terry Bradshaw won 4 superbowls.

I mean, besides any argument about how good he actually was, it’s like, this guy played against the snake stabler and captain comeback staubach?

I hate to use the word “swagger” but it’s like the like the guy doesn’t have any, and its not that he doesn’t have any personality

these have been deep thoughts with brocky

Gratliff

Eli Manning beat two of the greatest teams ever assembled for his two rings and he’s destined to die in a model train accident

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

he’s destined to die in a model train accident

Just that part is enough for a god damned banner.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He had one of the best defenses ever and had top notch offensive talent all around. Shit, Trent Dilfer didn’t even fuck that up.

Don T

/buys texts to take IN bar exam
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Brocky

First time I’ve ever heard of someone in Indianapolis doing something cool.

SonOfSpam

“You’ve been sentenced to one year without gravy. May God have mercy on your soul.”

Sharkbait

I didn’t know Pacman Jones rolled with judges.

Col. Duke LaCross

Word.

scotchnaut

Huh. Okay. “Onomatopoeia!”

SonOfSpam

POW.

Sharkbait

Are we still rooting for a tie?

Spur

or a meteor strike

SonOfSpam

Only if it’s a Windsor knot.

Spur

Folks

scotchnaut

/food is disappearing from the fridge and freezer at a rate that doesn’t make sense

Me: [to son] “What the hell is going on? You’re wasting food!”

Son: “You remember [a friend that he’s known for 12 years of his 17 year-old life]?

Me: “Yeah.”

Son: “His dad is injured and he lost his job. His mom left them a while ago. I’m bringing stuff over to them so that they can have supper.”

Me: [thinks to self] My son is either the best friend ever or is trading food for weed with someone.

/STAY TUNED!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Could be both. Good boy.

litre_cola

My thoughts exactly.

Fronkenshteen

Either way, ??Someone has a new viictiiim??

scotchnaut

Fronk is always thinking two steps ahead…

SonOfSpam

That’s a good kid.

End him.

Brocky

Keep dreaming dawg pound you are not worthy of Macho Man

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Fronkenshteen

Holy shit! The Browns ARE favored. By 3! My old gambling buddy, Charles Manson, had a saying about games like this. “Monty”, he’d say, “they’re telling you who to bet”.

King Hippo

He smells MY dog!!!

Fronkenshteen

Someone broke out his George Carlin box set recently.

King Hippo

#ThePauls ready to Paul out thar!

Fronkenshteen

It’s early, but what say yew:

Dede Westbrook
Deebo Samuel
Mike Gallup
Brian Hill
Damien Williams

Choose a RB, WR, FLEX

theeWeeBabySeamus

Deebo, Gallup and Williams. I’m starting Williams meself actually. Sadly, I ain’t got no Deebo, just an inexplicably injured Emmanuel Sanders.

Fronkenshteen

Rib cartilage? Probably makes a nice pho.

King Hippo

Hill, Gallup, DEEBO!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hill? Really?

WCS
WCS
theeWeeBabySeamus

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hippofant

Fly-in all-day interviews are tiring.

scotchnaut

-hippofants arms

Wakezilla

Hey Litre, have you put Deci in sportsball yet?

litre_cola

Indeed I have. He did the split teeball and futbol thing this summer. He had just turned 2 so was a bit young. He enjoyed it but had the attention span of a gnat. This summer will be timbits 3 yrs + or some shit, and the little guy is going to break ankles.

Brick Meathook

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litre_cola

Benched JuJu due a DFOer talkin sense.

/put a prop bet on him more than 53.5 yards

herodotus450

Anybody remember that one season of Buffy The Vampire Layer Slayer where a new character just shows up out of no where but none of the other characters notice or say anything… until it’s too late? Just a crazy random thought I had, no reason.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Tomlinson

Any typo that sends the thought BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE BIKE into my head is fine by me.

scotchnaut
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