Just don’t tell me your league has their final on week 17 because that’s plain silly.
TO THE GAMES!
Pats/Cincy:
As per the usual, New England has pattycakes on their sked down the stretch. (we can pretend that the Bills will give them a tussle in Patsland but, no) This will be the 10th straight year that they get a bye thru the first round of the playoffs.
Bucs/Lions:
There have been 9 wr’s that are ranked in the top 25 in fantasy that have played the Lions. As a group they average 25 points in those games. So yeah, Golloday. On tudder side Jameis is good to go vs. a Lions D that has given up a minimum of 2 passing scores in every single game this year.
Bears/Packers:
Green Bay gives up all kinds of scores to rb’s so that’s good news to David Montgomery who has been given every oppo but just. can’t. get. it. going. Poor Chicago fans-Truth Biscuit has turned things around just enough so that the front office won’t go looking for another qb in the offseason. And that means at least one more year of below average play at the qb spot while the team has a dominant D. Suckers.
Potato Skins/Eagles:
Rook McLaurin has the highest target share of any wr corps in the NFL. Sure it’s the league’s lousiest but he should do well vs. a Philly secondary that is looking almost as bad as the Bucs.
Fins/Giants:
Who cares? Actually, I do because I’m chasing last week’s Darius Slayton points. Fifth place in one (not anymore) money league will be mine!
Broncs/Chiefs:
I guess it was during the bye week that it was decided that Lindsay should get the loaf of bread. Since then he’s out-touched Freeman 72-32. You wouldn’t characterize the Chiefs D as ‘good’ but they defend the outside receivers better than anyone else in the league. Still, if you’ve got Sutton you have to play him, right?
Texans/Titans:
There were worries that rb Henry wouldn’t be able to go after he missed practices midweek but it turns out that the Titans are flirting with this ‘load management’ thingy that’s all the rage in NBAland. And who deserves a break more than Henry?
Seahawks/Panthers:
With Penny out this week, Carson can fumble to his heart’s content and not worry about being pulled. Who does he think he is, Daniel Jones? Btw, the Panthers run D is giving up an average of 5.34 yards per rush. As Bill The Cat would say, “GAK!”.
Good luck to you if you’ve made the semis. I’ve got a semi for you.
400!
Good ending to that Bears-Rodgers game
Well, that was Bearsier than usual…
That was one crazy fucking play there at the end in Lambeau, gotta say.
I know this is Trump World, where the Fantastic is True, but there’s no way Haskins can throw the ball 110 yards, announcer dude.
Way past time to put Eli to bed
NEVER IN DOUBT
FOR THE COVER!!!
Don’t you fucking dare let them do this, Philly
See? What were you worried about?
See, Washington should have let Philly score to gave themselves some time here.
HOLY SHIT A REAL LIFE WR MADE A REAL LIFE PLAY FOR WENTZ
Nice catch
We all know how this is gonna end.
in tears?
Way past that point in life with these assholes.
Can we please get some bungles garbage time points to fuck up NE Def?
More likely to get pick 6s cursed monkey palm style
Just let the Eagles score.
Gingerception IV: The Voyage to the Waiver Wire
Better dead than red
Tittyboy is ass
Let’s go Tittyboy. i want some sad cheese.
Well, shit.
FuckLions need to blow it up.
Wentz earning that hate
Fucking welp
Bengals gonna Bungle… Then Rex wrexxx 😀
That was the saddest onside kick I’ve ever saw.
Mrs. Cola. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?
Saquon and Miles are gonna have some big-time duels in the future. PSU still should have gotten the death penalty
Da Bears
Buddy approved
Godwin why has your hamstring forsaken me
ERTZDOWN!!!
Dacteds y Gigantes might BOTH win…
Eagles hammer the football so well that I wonder why they don’t just run it every fucking down
BEcause we need an ERTZDOWN
It’s the only goalline play in their book
Barkely number one draft pick next year if they play the Dolphins every week
Ertzdown plz.
This PHI-WAS feature has been surprisingly entertaining.
From Gumbo, gumbo gumbo to Skyline chili pray for Burrow
Hicks ded.
that wont stop them from voting for Republicans
Indeed.
THANKS Obama!!!!11111
Oh Eagles.
“Bill told us he had a lot of fun taping”
— Out of Context Quotes
AD AD AD AD AD
Kelce is the abominable snowman.
Wow Kansas City. Even if you overlook the racistness of that chant, that was some pathetic execution. Everyone was out of sync, just waving their hands randomly in the air. I used to attend Braves games in Atlanta as a kid, before I understood how racist the chant was, but we at least got the rhythm right.
Donk QB is confusing . Just give ball to Lindsay.
He’s got that Elway stank on him now.
Gingerception III: The Search for Burrow
Bengals already published their signals on Wikipedia
The Snow Bunny Badger?
/ouch my Donks WOO!!! butthole
Methinks I has learned to love the AFC South.