Killing is hard. It takes a toll-not only on the prey but also on the perpetrator. And that’s why there’s a one week moratorium on the slicin’ and dicin’.
I hope your various fantasy endeavors went well for you. I’m sure they went well for me.*
*check comments in previous threads for verification
TO THE GAME!
Bills/Steelers:
Over the last two weeks Duck Dodgers has the league’s best qb rating from a clean pocket! Who does he think he is, Gardner Minshew? On tudder side the Walking Carnival of Misfires-Josh Allen-makes a turnover worthy play 5% of the time he drops back to pass, which is more than two times the league average. Perhaps it has something to do with his penchant for throwing the ball 20 yards downfield (3rd most in the league) and his league-last efficiency rating when doing so. I called him ‘the most gifted high school qb in the NFL’ a few weeks ago because he still seems to be of the mind that if he tosses it up there someone will just go and get it. But yeah, this is the big leagues and these pros don’t have a job because daddy is the coach. (Steve Belichick excluded) The Pitt D is gonna have a laugh or two at old Josh’s expense because they bring pressure to the qb in 2.5 seconds or less 30% of the time and that’s a league-best mark. And it’s gonna leave a mark.
Say what your brain commands you to say, no matter how silly it be.
Well that game was fun.
(compared to stabbing oneself with a rusty icepick)
That was a most glorious day and I’m damn glad it happened.
My boys are bringing a bad ass team into this tournament.
I ain’t scared!
SKOL!
Still holding onto hope for a Bills/Vikings SB to usher in the end times.
If anything else, maybe it’ll close whatever darkest timeline portal opened up when the Cubs won the world series
You realize that I’m also a Cubs fan?
I think many here would agree that the actual darkest timeline portal opened up when Vinatieri kicked the game-winning FG against the Rams as time expired on 03 Feb 2002 during SB XXXVI.
There’s been a lot of fucked up shit happen since then. Not sure how Obama winning two elections fits into the narrative, though….
I look forward to seeing Kirk Cousins choke away the playoffs
Pouring another beer at 11:42 is a sound idea, and I’ll brook no dissent here.
Hell no. Drink up
I concur with your desire to quaff another beverage.
I getting my first. Tomorrow is going to be a long day.
That’s perfectly reasonable. I’ve been drinking whisky since 10 AM. Why would I stop at 10 PM? And why should you? I’ve accomplished much today. I’ve mentally scarred my sister with an unintentional joke involving cunnilingus and a two-year-old, picked up three fresh dog shits with only a thin plastic bag to protect my hand, and I’ve just mistakenly mixed a glass of tequila and Diet Coke. It is awful.
The funniest part of this week’s episode of That’s My Raiders! is seeing people insist that Oakland fans deserve better.
No, no they do not. They deserve all this and more.
Live look in at Rev. Mayhem:
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Pray for the folding tables in buffalo tonight. The devastation will be absolute.
NBC really trying to make the Eddie Murphy SNL an epic thing. It’ll probably be a disappointment
So I watched, in bits and pieces, this documentary tonight on Amazon Prime.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B01MRL4SWL/ref=atv_wl_hom_c_unkc_1_6
Premise: The whole American Dream shtick we’ve been sold since birth arises from the attitudes of six Eastern European Jews who were refugees from the early twentieth century pogroms that took place in the Russian Pale of Settlement. They set up the whole Hollywood film making thing when Edison ran them out of NYC/NJ back in the early 1910s. The films they put out during the 1920s and onward were just their visualization/idealization of what they thought America should be, not what it actually was. But then everyone bought into it, and here we are, everyone nostalgic for an America that never was. Pretty interesting.
That’s pretty true for all culture’s history and story, religions, etc. no? You tell whatever story works the best for your interests. That’s beauty of nihilism. Accepting that it’s all meaningless, all repeated and the same, and all a waste of time about which to worry. Have a beer, enjoy your time, nothing else is worth it.
When you don’t even need to kill the clock, well done Bills!
Hey Mike Tomlinson:
Where is your God now?
King Laserface still wins the “horrible no good poopy day” award, but it was pretty close
Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack!
Hippo nailed it.
REDUX
defenders don’t even know how to position themselves for these wobblers
That’s the beauty of these shitty passes
it’s like a really textured work of art, but finger painted in raw shit
Man, you never go full G.G. Allin.