Greetings festive Festive-makers!
It’s your old friend and food guy, yeah right here giving our own Scotchy a much needed holiday respite.
There are some rumours floating about something with a high speed chase, Canadian Royal Mounted Police and DNA evidence but I’m gonna assume it was over imbibing in the Ol’ Holiday Eggnog that leads to my being here rather than our esteemed Northern Ontario brethren.
So how the fuck are you all?
Finished with your holiday shopping? What the fuck are you waiting for? Christmas?
Here in the right house, shit is purchased and we’re ready to get festive like a motherfucker. I’m making a boneless New York strip roast along with roasted garlic mashed potatoes and bourbon, caramel carrots for Christmas Day.
Bourbon, it’s what’s for dinner!
Quick note on the banner image, that’s my world famous mac and cheese that I made last Wednesday for our potluck gathering at work. If you notice the size of it, well yeah, that’s a goddamn beast. I basically quadrupled my regular recipe to feed the whole damn building.
That particular batch of mac and cheese goes as follows.
2 pounds elbow macaroni
5 cups of heavy cream
1 stick (8 tablespoons) of butter
1/2 cup of flour
12 ounces of grated red wax gouda cheese
12 oz grated gruyere cheese
12 oz grated aged extra sharp cheddar
1 1/2 cup of panko breadcrumbs
4 more tablespoons of butter
1/2 tablespoon of salt
1/2 tablespoon of black pepper
1/2 teaspoon of NUTMEG!
Some grated parmigiano reggiano.
Melt the stick of butter, add the flour and make a roux. Add the heavy cream and make a damn bechamel. When thickened slightly start adding handfuls of the gouda and gruyere and over a medium heat make a cheese sauce.
Boil the noodles to the packages instructions.
Get a disposable big ass aluminum pan and dump the noodles in. Pour the cheese sauce over and stir to combine.
Edit: now layer the shredded aged cheddar over the top.
Put the panko breadcrumbs into a pan and add the 4 remaining tablespoons of butter. When the butter has melted, cover the mac and cheese mixture with the buttered breadcrumbs.
Grate the parmigiano reggiano over everything.
Cook in a 375 oven for 45 minutes or until browned and bubbly.
Serve and exalt in the accolades.
TO THE GAME!
KC Chiefs vs. Chicago Bears
Kansas City takes a 10-4 record into a slightly balmy (52 and light breeze) Chicago to face the 7-7 Bears. KC is riding the Maholmes Magic and some Mighty Momentum into this meeting.
Here’s the betting info care of CBSSports.
Bears vs. Chiefs spread: Chiefs -7
Bears vs. Chiefs over-under: 44.5 points
Bears vs. Chiefs money line: Chiefs -241, Bears +196
KC: Four straight victories after losing four of six games
CHI: Three-game winning streak snapped in Week 15 against Green Bay
KC looks poised to keep on rolling and the Bears are just playing out the string since the NFC playoff teams are now basically clinched.
Which means…
SKOL MOTHERFUCKERS!
Look for Maholmes to keep rolling and I’m expecting a somewhat lackluster appearance by the Bears.
Let’s watch and find out shall we?
Get after it in the comments, yo!
Murderin’ women are kind of interesting….. from a distance.
For the record, the last woman I had a relationship with was older than myself.
Sadly, she turned out to be a total bitch.
It’s probably not true with you, but it took me around twenty women to figure out I was the common factor.
They had a point.
No, you do have a point.
I’m better off alone.
Nah. Keep tryin’
Nope. No longer worth the effort. The romance failed. Then I tried to rebuild the friendship. Nope. She didn’t want that either.
Alone is the best option.
Not with the same one, dumbshit!
Have I gotten an acknowledgement, let alone a thank you for sending her mother a Hanukkah bouquet yet? If you said yes, you’d be mistaken.
Move on.
Yup
Close the book and put it out of your mind; you can’t move on when you dwell on it. Take it from Mister Dwell On It.
*Dwell On It on Linkedin.
Yes. This is correct. But sometimes easier said than done.
Very true. Instead of dwelling, do something. Idle hands just make dwelling easier. Take it from someone who dwelled 5 years back in the day. I finally snapped out of it when I started doing stuff again.
/regrets for lost time
In Honour of theeWeeBabySeamus defeating Sharkbait for the Title in ‘League of Paper Champions’, I’m doing a (self) Request Line of “Songs about younger girls”. Feel free to contribute:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxwAB3SECtc
OK, now I’m a little frightened.
No, I didn’t say stop.
https://youtu.be/ZynIhCs27Xs
This is like dynamiting fish at the base of the dam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olQNes_mq8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ainB6qnWBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJFVPxBpezk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAtwI2poXXg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwX8B52YXK0
There was no James Brown Hot Tub!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeSwrFKFNFw
True. But Mr Robinson’s was pretty good.
Problematic, he probably didn’t want to share his middle aged spread with the rest of us, and my thanks to him for his consideration.
Thanks for posting this. Both of you.
The Jerrahbutthurt is fabulous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdwsXLmrHE
9/10, willing to scoop her out.
Clumps!!
I just woke up from a nap. What the hell happened tonight?
Oh shit, I won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5MQkJ1IJc
A while back, but it’s still there.
Miley Cyrus has let herself go.
He’ll go especially well with that girl with the two vaginas.
Another pornhub search.
I actually saw this movie at the base theater at the Karamursel Common Defense Installation (KCDI), a NATO facility in northwest Turkey, about 90 miles SW of Istanbul. My dad was the ops officer for the FLR-9 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AN/FLR-9) antenna there, used for listening in on Soviet communications in the days before satellites took over.
Probably saw this around winter 1972, it took a few months for films to get over there. There was no television, so the base theater moved a lot of movies through. If I recall correctly, there were two movies per week that showed for two days, and three other days where a movie only showed for one day, plus a Saturday matinee with stuff that showed more juvenile fare. I saw a LOT of movies in the early 1970s, it was 25 cents for admission and a giant bag of popcorn was a dime. If I wanted to see an R rated movie, my dad called up the Services guy who ran the base theater, TSgt Bob Feller (how can I possibly remember his name and rank almost 50 years on, I can’t explain), and told him it was cool for him to let me in without an adult. Both my dad and TSgt Feller were pretty cool, back then.
The FLR-9s were placed in a way to encircle the USSR to listen to their phone calls and radio comms, and it was kind of cool for me that I was involved, almost 30 years later, in the project where we disassembled the FLR-9 at San Vito in southern Italy in the late 1990s/early Oughts.
and that movie is a great source of gifs.
Sorry, southEAST of Istanbul. Scotch taking it’s toll.
Nagy seems to enjoy punishing Bollo
It’s glad to see Tunison has found some time to relax.
Here’s a fun Christmas song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Eo7stgpsE&ab_channel=PhilJanecic
That brings a tear to the eye.
Reindeer buttholes
there’s a Balls search – reindeer butthole gaping
I wonder if he’s going with any of my suggestions….. he can make an xmas special of pornhub searches and we can gather the family around.
I was wondering who they’d have as Vixen. WORST GRAPHIC EVER.
Christmas song? It’s about banging an ex-girlfriend on Christmas Eve, so I think it counts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfAxWtcfDUk
My dad liked this song so much he bought the 45.
Edit: He fucked around a lot on my mom, so maybe that had something to do with it. They’re still married though, 61 years now.
I know many consider it cheesy and sappy, but I have a weakness for such tunes. Here’s another one that music critics will never approve:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5dwksSbD34
I’ll see your Harry Chapin cheese and raise you a Terry Jacks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E
Well played, sir.
If we’re going with depressing songs about death, I can only respond with Gilbert O’Sullivan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8
I almost went with Cats in the Cradle, but no actual deaths were involved.
Until it was released.
I just looked it up, and the only Beatle who supported Everton was Paul McCartney. Very disappoint.
Who will be the Last Beatle Standing? My money is on the guy that still gets to bang Barbara Bach.
Bollo sure do love him some quadruple coverage. It’s like a personal challenge.
except on 4th and 23. He checks it down, then.
here a BLEERGH, there a BLEERGH, everywhere a BLEERGH BLEERGH
BLEERGH loves this fucking game
Man, I loved that movie. Junior’s Mopar convertible was the shit.
I’M COMIN’ MAMA!
Another pornhub search.
Well, not the first quarter.
Unfortunately, the parenthetical of this song’s title is still not in effect, but as an avowed atheist with over 50 years of non-believing in my rearview mirror, I still like this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flA5ndOyZbI
Good music is good music.
GO BIRDS
SEA looking a bit more vulnerable now, too.
Does this result lock the 500s into 4 seed? Think it does.
Appreciated that double doink knife twist in Chi****’s gut
DOUBLE DOINK! Granted it doesn’t mean as much.
TOO SOON, Abed!! yelled all 500 fans left in the stadium.
I’m seeing double! Four Doinks!
“I see everything twice!!”
—Captain John Yossarian, USAAF
The Cowboys haven’t even left the Linc yet. The buses are still parked outside of it.
Just saw the “very disappointed” Jerrah clip. Ha ha, Jerrah, suck dirty stump water through a pygmy blowgun, you entitled cocksucker.
To be fair; he pays cocksucker very well.
I bet he actually doesn’t.
Okay, they leaked a picture, but I bet the lawyers got paid.
I didn’t say cocksuckers, so I must have meant his son-in-law.
Ok, like 4 more scores from Kelce and I have a shot
I like your self-confidence, but I’m pretty sure Kelce is straight.
Nice.
I’m not sure he’s really a Truth Biscuit, but he’s some kind of biscuit.
Gravy.
https://images.app.goo.gl/6mUn6nEHkjU8aJCN8
I don’t know why, but when it comes to posting images on this site, suddenly I have all the technical know-how of my father.
Well, I have no friends, so you are still doing okay.
Open image in new tab -> copy URL -> paste URL here
Let your instincts take over.
tWBS is destroying me. Sadface.
v
I didn’t know you were a young woman with daddy issues
/too soon?
//shows self out
Too late, maybe.
Picked up IND defense for my FF championship.
They put up a 30-spot.
NC State produced the guy who ran the two kicks back. YOU’RE WELCOME
NC State is a COLLEGE Moose smgdh
I know what they do there….. AND SO DO YOU!!
Mike Glennon finally found a place in this league?
hard to get good eucalyptus leaves on the road
At first I read that you got hard with eucalyptus.
It’s going to stay that way.
tuff but FARE
Mondegreens are always funnier than the original
And the Rolling Stones listening award goes to…..
Slaughtered in my fanasy super bowl. fuc the word
Imma losing by 75! Still get a couple hundred but 5 would have been nice.
Looks like I’m about to be named a fantasy football champion.
STEP ASIDE, HIGH SCHOOL TRACK STATE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Blaxabbath doesn’t like to brag about this but he could track the girl he was stalking from all the way across the state.
She pumps well
Wonder who Jerrahl will torture Cowboys fans with next. Marty Schottenheimer? I think he’s still alive.
A WILD MIKE MCCARTHY APPEARS
Ben McAdoo?
Do you know the radio station that he does his weekly hits on. I need some of that in my life tomorrow morning.
105.3. It’s a CBS station so you may have to download their app to listen
Marty was a fantastic coach. They could do worse.
Marty McFly?
Gotta be Wade Phillips.
didn’t they try that once already?
Jim Tomsula.
OH PLEASE, GOD, YES
Josh McDaniels.
I will suicide bomb JerralWorld if that happens!
Fuck Dallas.
This is the proper opinion.
I hate the [Redacteds] too.
Wheres is Mr. Cheeseckaey Poster Post guy?
Big “Tony Romo cries in the shower and passes out after the game” energy
“The Dallas Cowboys plane, and my first son.”
(opens envelope)
“Things that were deemed ‘not viable’ and we weren’t allowed to take them home.”
(Applause sign comes on.)
A good hell joke right here
“Hey! That’s OUR thing!” – the NY Jets
Jerry did that, didn’t he?
Welp, Bears is shit
APPROPRIATE ENDING IS APPROPRIATE
I haven’t seen a bunch of bears suck this hard since a visit to a san francisco bathhouse
Yep.
The last time murder was so blatant in Chicago was Valenine’s Day
‘member Airplane!
h
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It’s getting really chippy out there.
By that I mean I’m enjoying some chips ‘n’ salsa.
That sounds good. Gonna demand my wife run to the store and get that.
Well, that didn’t go well. I am injured.
Put pressure on the wound.
I have the nacho recipe down PAT!
The key is the homemade pickled jalapenos.
He will not be able to make it until his thumbs heal.
Note to self, learn how to pickle for future ghost/reapers. OH WE GON HURT, CHUH CHUH.
Oh Christy Canyon. You cost me so much in toilet paper. Well, my parents were paying for all of it.
There have been like 6 BLEERGH in the last minute of play
That explains why he’s so angry in the meme
The Bearistocrats!!
Pro hoopsputs me to sleep faster than my wife talking about her …. anything
Boyfriends?
those poor fuckers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbZjI2OyqS8
She’s a fun little psycho.
Yes, never stick your knife in….. wait.
I find that show to be massively overrated, but she herself is delightful.
I enjoyed it quite a bit…. understanding that it was a comedy.