Your “Get It In While You Still Can…TWSS” Friday Evening Open Thread

Only a few days left until we get to our “Year of Hindsight”.

2020.

Get it?

OH COME ON THAT WAS CLEVER OF ME!!!!!!!

(ok fine…never mind)

Anywhoooooo….

Thank youse to BrewChuggingDonnie  and Señor Weaselo  for sitting in for me the past two Fridays.  The timing was good.  Serendipity is a good thing sometimes.

But not always….

But for those of you who do not own a calendar, this is also your last Sexy Friday of the year.  Last of the decade, even.  So let’s make it a good one.

It’s a free for all this week.  No themes.  Just perrty girls bein’ perrty.

Beef Jerky Time!!!

Sweet & Hot.

Just like me.

(there’s plenty, you know)

Sports To Get You Started Over 2Nite

NCAA FB Bowling

Already concluded by the time you read this, but not at the time of writing…

  • Military Bowl – U*NC vs Temple – 12:00pmEST – TV: ESPN (U*NC -6.5, -225)

I’m just going to go ahead a presume Temple fucks this one up.  That’s just how my life goes lately.  I hate Mack Brown.

And you know you’re in a prestigious bowl when it kicks off at noon on a random Friday between Christmas and New Years.

What bowl is NC State in this year, you ask?  NO YOU SHUT UP!!!!!

/runs away crying

  • Pinstripe Bowl – Wake Forest vs Michigan State – 3:20pmEST – TV: ESPN (Sparty -3.5, -180)

Before the line shifted late last night I got Wake +4.5 for a few sawbucks.  Which I’ll probably regret.  Wake Forest is like the Charlie Brown of the ACC Atlantic.  They screw shit up for others but they rarely get over the hump.

Anywhooooo….

Bowl games still coming your way this evening:

  • Tejas Bowl – (25)Okie State vs aTm – 6:45pmEST – TV:ESPN (Aggies -4.5, -185)

Do not touch that game.

But this one might be worth touching…

  • Holiday Bowl – (22)USC vs (16)Iowa – 8:00pmEST – TV: FS1 (Hawkeyes -2.5, -180)

I’m considering the USC ML if it moves a little more.  Currently +120.  up from +112 earlier.  Still not enough margin there to take the risk.  If it hits 135 before kickoff, I’m in.

  • Cheez-It Bowl – Air Force vs Wazzou – 10:15pmEST – TV: ESPN (AF -2.5, -135)

This should be called the “Who gives a damn Bowl”  And Cheez-It is sponsoring a fucking bowl game now?  What’s next year?  The Cheetos Invitational?

But, I mean seriously.  The line is odd, both teams suck.

I will not touch this one.

OK, so what else we got?

NBA

Already over before this goes up:

  • Cleveland @ Boston – 4:00pmEST – NBATV  (maybe you get a re-run later though)

Still on tap…

  • Philly @ Orlando – 7:00pmEST – NBATV
  • Phoenix @ Golden State – 10:30pm – NBATV

Full Schedule

NHL

Holy crap there’s actually a game on nationally in the lower 48 on a Friday.

/sees it’s Minnesota @ ColorAdo

Gary Bettman, why do you tease me so?

  • Minnesota @ ColorAdo – 8:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN

Full Schedule

(Caps and Columbus better damn well be on locally or Imma go have a talk with Bettman)

NCAA BB

They seem to be trying to be polite to the crappy bowl game coverage.  Plus they’re probably not finished with their final exams yet.  Allegedly.

None on real TV I can find.

However if you want to watch Coppin State @ Mt. Saint Mary’s or UMass-Lowell @ Loyola-Maryland, you could probably find them online.  Both tip off at 7pmEST.

But I wouldn’t recommend it.  I wouldn’t recommend this song either, but YouTube, being the dicks they are, put it up on my Autoplay.

Better than “Jessie’s Girl” I guess, but only barely.

Yes, they popped “Jessie’s Girl” onto my YouTube Autoplay a few days ago.

STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!!!!

No Theme

Whatever I stumble upon? It goes up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzJ05IWY_vM

Enjoy…

 

OK, enough of that.  My pants just got tighter.

And the ball’s about to drop in a few days.

No, I don’t mean….DAMMIT!!!!!!

At least the plumbing still works though.  AMIRITE BOYS????

Bring it on 2020.  You ain’t killt me yet.  Give it your best shot.

(LOL)

Happy New Year you sick sumbitches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfAxWtcfDUk

Don’t you dare laugh.  It’s a good song.

Love ya’s.

 

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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herodotus450

Apparently Keri Russel is in the new Straw Wars movie, and apparently you can’t even see her butt.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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King Hippo

that’ll do, Troi Boiz, that’ll do

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450

If Air Force wins, they’ll be rewarded with a 10 year tour of an exotic, Middle Eastern Nation.
If Air Force loses, they’ll be punished with a 10 year tour of an exotic, Middle Eastern Nation.

King Hippo

and Jeebus will love them either way
just so long as they don’t catch teh gay

Viva La Tabula Raza

As we used to say in the fleet, before women were allowed on combatant ships:
“It’s not gay if you’re underway!”

Senor Weaselo

Correct me if I’m wrong, military peeps/brats of DFO, but isn’t the Air Force the branch everyone makes fun of anyway?

herodotus450

I think every branch makes fun of every other branch to hide the pain. Except for the Marines.

King Hippo

yeah, just try making fun of the Marines. Holy cats, you will get so many new, interesting orifices.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yeah, but the Navy still has the psycho-est murdering psychos.

https://www.wonkette.com/new-york-times-eddie-gallagher-platoon

Horatio Cornblower

My father was in the Army in Vietnam and had nothing but good things to say about the Air Force.

Oh, no, wait, I’m sorry, he had nothing good to say about the Air Force.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I grew up in the Air Force, served in the Navy, did Army ROTC for a couple semesters in college, drilled in the US Navy reserve as a Seabee (Seabees drill with Marines), and have worked for the Air Force Civil Engineer for 21 years. The Air Force is a bunch of pussies. Also, US Air Force Academy, and thus a great deal of the USAF, has been taken over by evangelical Christians. Google Mikey Weinstein, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_L._Weinstein

Unsurprised

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Can one sign up for this service? Asking FOAR a friend obvs.

Horatio Cornblower

My wife’ll do it for free: just tell her you think her sister made some solid points and that therefore you’re taking her side in the argument.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Look; I think Hippo wants to actually live through the ordeal.

Horatio Cornblower

Counterpoint: Hippo clearly does not care.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, maybe so; and if you are going to go out getting stabbed by Mrs. Horatio Cornblower would probably be fairly quick, and not at all uncommon.

King Hippo

Like I said…so glad I ain’t bet on Wazzu!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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“She’s wet…..”

“Um, I don’t think you are grasping the concept.”

rockingdog

Spotted in NYC subway
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King Hippo

My kid – who is IN COLLEGE – texted me all shocked that he was impeached, not understanding the difference between “impeached” and “convicted.”

We are soooooo fucked as a human race.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Organized crime sexy?

King Hippo

Should have bet this, can’t believe AF was favoured.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

A River Runs Through It was a really excellent movie.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sexy river.

Horatio Cornblower

Isn’t that ‘Legends of The Fall’?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sexy legends.

King Hippo

Mr. Pitt DO pull of the Western look, regardless.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Spam would be a sexy sponsor.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sexier when locked up?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Prepper sexy?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So a Fox news talking head cleavage woman got blocked by the bots; it said MAGA sexy?

I guess I can understand that.

King Hippo

computer shit = weird results with pic/gif comments sometimes. I just approved it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I knew you secretly had a MAGA-on.

rockingdog

uttt ohhhhh
The dude Slovis is out
now USC has to go to Matt Fink!

King Hippo

might need him a new shoulder

rockingdog

nice on side kick!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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TECHNICALLY safe for DFO.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Home shopping network sexy?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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MAGA sexy?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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It’s much worse for women usually, as the saying goes; never let crazy put the dick in you.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Another don’t say (male or female); Calm down!

Horatio Cornblower

I find that “calm your tits” has a soothing effect second only to a Bill Cosby cocktail.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If you say it to fat guys it certainly does.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sandy vag.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Playing peek-a-boo…….b

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sexy missing finger.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Furrie to far?

ballsofsteelandfury

No such thing

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Okay, good point.

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Sexy bowling.

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Let’s get some more in tonight. For instance.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Mister sexy on the tricycle.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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How many females are regulars on the site?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

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ballsofsteelandfury

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King Hippo

That Clay Helton decision just looks SMRTer and SMRTer

ballsofsteelandfury

This band reminds me of The O.C., which was the greatest show ever, and that reminds me of Summer Roberts, who was the greatest TV babe ever.

Fight me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq-yP7mb8UE

ballsofsteelandfury

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SonOfSpam

The OC was such a great show I moved here.

I mean like 40 years before the show but still.

And yeah the other thing you mentioned is fine too.

King Hippo

I watched only the lesbian story arc, and what I had to suffer through to get to the 45 seconds of good stuff…shudder.

Horatio Cornblower

You know about porn. right?

herodotus450

Why do you hate the troops
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ballsofsteelandfury

Is “the troops” a nickname for her boobs?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Her army of crablice.

Horatio Cornblower

Fun fact, she did soft-core porn before her big break on legit TV, for lack of a better word.

ballsofsteelandfury

Hot pink bra girl is definitely at attention!

rockingdog
herodotus450

Kedon Slovis looks good now, but it’s gonna be ugly when he’s deposed and gruesomely executed in the city square a few years from now.

SonOfSpam

Words cannot express how much I hate USC. Maybe it’s similar to how Hippo and tWBS feel about UNC. If so, I apologize for your pain earlier today.

Senor Weaselo

Uh, I did? Honestly I can’t tell anymore.

rockingdog

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rockingdog

SC feeling it on that drive.
now it 7-7

rockingdog