JV Raging Semi #2 (and Open Sabado Noche Thread) – 2019 Playoffs

No 2nd Jim Mora clip, I will just play my personal best song of 2019:

Clemson (-2.5) v. tOSU (Qardinals Base Camp, 8:00, ESPN)

I told myself maybe I would moneyline bet whoever is the underdog, but this is a straight-up coinflip and I don’t wanna.  Interesting philosophical dilemma for the class – is tOSU just a Yankee Clemson, or is Son de Clem a Rebel-fied Ohio State?  Two 800-lb gorillas far and away the best sides in 1-horse towns (ie, conferences).  There will be hue and cry about “pretender” status should either lose by any significant margin, but that’s a bunch of shite.  These are two really good teams, and weird merde just happens in late December/early January, after such a long layoff (and in Clemson’s case, not being really tested in about 3 months).  Could we get extra time in this?  I noe, but I ain’t tellin.’

el Hippo Predicion: Clemson 41, theeee Ohio State 38

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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SonOfSpam

Man, she had a hell of a run.

rockingdog

Rootin for da buckeyes

litre_cola

Do the teams fly in their own cops? That looked like a South Carolina cop nawt Glendale’s finest.

Redshirt

Aw, crap. I knew 16-0 wasn’t enough.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I know more folks that went to OSU than went to Clemson, so if Buckeyes lose I get some nose-rubbing fun.

theeWeeBabySeamus

How’d that slow white dude do that?

– Ohio State

litre_cola

Does Lawrence have to play 1 more year?

litre_cola

Like NBA and NHL players could he come to Canada for a year and get paid? Or would is he not good enough that it would kill his draft status?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Since I don’t gamble, my rooting habits are completely hallucinatory, based solely on emotion and my memories of having spent any time in any given college’s state.
Therefore, I hope Clemson and OSU both lose. Come on meteor.
Edit: upon further reflection, I hoped to see a pretty cool Bruce Hornsby/Bela Fleck and the Flecktones show in some Columbus amphitheater a few years ago, but it got rained out, so go Clemson.

Sharkbait

Still watching The Witcher. This show is nothing, if not mildly entertaining.

Protip: Drink every time they say the word “Destiny”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Rut roh, they done brokeded Trevor.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Agreed.

Mr. Ayo

Refs fell in love with his flowing locks and thought he was dreamboat

Mr. Ayo

And cover up those sculpted calves?!?

Redshirt

No, overactive imagination! Don’t engage!

Redshirt

Chase Young is going bye-bye.

theeWeeBabySeamus

My biggest regret of the day is that Woody Hayes is no longer available to punch Clemson players.

Col. Duke LaCross

Ded

litre_cola

Daytime cold meds plus white wine, now Nyquil with a cabernet chaser. Wheeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

DUDE! You know hows to party!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sexy flint.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

go for it

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Fuck you YouTube.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Let’s got this way.
No, let’s go this way.
YOU ASSHOLE.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Porn search.

Spur

Not another blowout

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“HELL YEAH!”

-Jerry J., Fort Worth

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

My video posting sucks. This was intended to be Kirsten.

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Spur

Dabo’s playsheet
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Spur

Ohio State All Stars
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

That OSU safety slipped on that pass. That crappy field is going to make this game. “Slips” for key players

Horatio Cornblower

it does look like they painted it with pig lard, just to make things interesting.

Spur

This shitty field is going to get someone hurt.

Spur

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Spur

She’ll let you go bare back and you only got to worry about child support for a few years

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You can’t get pregnant from surprise anal.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Men can’t get pregnant.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BaldingSpiritually

She’s hot
She hates kids
She’s a tOSU fan.

2 out of 3 ain’t bad

Viva La Tabula Raza

She’s hot
She hates kids
She’s a tOSU fan.

2 out of 3 ain’t bad
—Meat Loaf

Spur

Everybody is slipping

Horatio Cornblower

There’s no fucking way I’d put any money/thing on Arsenal this season.

Rooting for them, even in my half-assed fashion, is shame enough.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a pretty big ask this year, but Chelsea hasn’t exactly been setting the league on fire so perhaps that point will come to pass.

Spur
Col. Duke LaCross
Spur

Classic. That Daily Show/Colbert Report hour was the best. Towards the end i would skip the preachy Daily Show.

Spur

Ryan Day looks inbreed

Spur

Chase is going to be a bust

Horatio Cornblower

I can’t decide who I’d like to lose this game more; Jesus freak Dabo or “still has the stink of Urban Meyer” tOSU.

Guess I can hope for a meteor but I am decidedly LSU regardless.

BaldingSpiritually

I’m all tOSU because they’re the most likely to decline a WH visit

herodotus450

If osu wins but Fields gets hurt, maybe Burrow can just play all-time QB in the final?

herodotus450

So much coverage of his ankle brace makes me think someone at espn is secretly an admin of wikiankle.com

Spur

already the OSU excuses. “We would have won if” – OSU mouthbreathers

Spur

If Sabin is El Diablo what is Dabo?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Robert Duvall’s character from “Apocalypse Now”?

Spur

Come on Clem shutdown the King of the Cupcakes. Tallest of the MACtion Midgets.

herodotus450

Winner of each semifinal gets to take one player from the other team, now who ya got?

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