And all that work in the regular season to eliminate all those lousy teams except for the Eagles, smgdh. Hey, we’re here-let’s make the best of it.
TO THE GAME!
Bills/Texans:
-J.J. Watt is back! The usual recovery time from a torn pec is six months + (depending on severity of course) but he’s a Wonder Warrior and all that. I’m guessing he’s not in game shape but he’ll have an impact because Josh Allen reacts very slowly to collapsing pockets.
-There’ll be an interesting battle between wr Hopkins (68 of his catches have gone for a 1st down or a TD-that’s phenomenal!) and cb White, the Bills shutdown (over-used word but the guy hasn’t given up a TD the whole season) dude. So The Shaun will throw to the other side, right? Welp, it looks as though deepball fella Fuller’s continuing soft tissue ailments will cause him to miss out this week. So we’re looking at the very average Kenny Stills going up against Levi Wallace who, after a rough start to the year, has only given up 7 catches the last four weeks.
-Devin Singletary should have himself a game in this spot. He really underwhelmed the last 3 games he played in (he was supposed to help deliver me a champeenship) but I went back and had a look-they were vs. the Pats, Ravens and Steelers, all top 5 in defending the run. The Texans are in the bottom 5 in that category.
-Prediction Time! If Josh Allen keeps it to two turnovers or less the Bills win, more than that and things get dicey. I’ll say Bills 26 (that’s 2 scores and 4 field goals because multiple busted drives) Texans 20.
Now it’s your turn. Tell me how you think the game will unfold.
If I could be any rock star, I would probably be Joan Jett
The ref even waved the kick receiver off when he first tried to throw him the ball.
The Texans are so fucked. Not just this game but the next few years thanks to allowing a dickhead coach chase away their GM’s and trade away all their draft picks until the next decade….
It’s literally one of the few teams I can see out Brownsing my Browns….
Have they been taking notes on the Redacteds?
Could be worse, could be the Cowboys with a dickhead GM chasing away any decent coaches, but I guess it’s a case of one potato, two potato, three potatoes, Trent Green.
Out of curiosity, if the player walks away like that, but the ball doesn’t make it to the endzone on its own, that should be a touchdown right? It feels like every other game has a situation they somehow didn’t account for
You’d think. It would just be a long onsides kick if the kicking team got to it first.
Apparently, they’ll blow it dead in mid-air sometimes, which means it’s a judgement call, which means there will be hilarity at some point
Didn’t know refs could do that, just change their mind without going to a replay. Seems like they should do it more.
I wanted that to happen. Fuck common sense, let’s start doing some next level thinking in this country.
at the very least, it was a FORWARD PASS. Just all kinds of wrong.
That would have been hilarious if the refs didn’t walk that back…
Bills should be a dick and challenge though….
Wait, I thought I was watching the NFL; how did common sense prevail?
That’s the safe signal.
Then what is the safe word?
Also an underrated movie
That was about to cause a riot
Pretty sure that’s what the ref in the windbreaker and black hat came off of the sideline to say. “We will literally die here if you don’t change that call.”
booooooooooooooooo
We might see a player punch out a referee here.
WHOABANANATOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disregard.
…dafuq?
WTF
Wait, what?
Right, a Goodnight to all of ya.. I decided not to risk my sanity watching us lose to the Tits at like 4AM on a Sunday, so… have a good one an’ till tomorrow..Uh… shit.. today! It’s 6mins past midnight 😀 … anyway, ’till later where you can laugh at me (or in the unlikely event we win – for me to lie through my teeth that there was never any doubt) 😀
disappointed.
holee shit
This keeps the pain to a minimum. And makes me not want to kill.
Halftime jam!
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=-BihgjfKNcU
I hate the fucking we ready thing so much
Due to current events we feel that Persian food is a great plan.
Certainly a tasty plan
Really Julian Edelman? You want to be the coolest kid in 1992 middle school?
My TV – i love this more than my kids
Once you go projector you don’t go back
Is Bill O’Brien in danger?
Nah, he has dirt on the ownership. Plus he can always hide in his buttchin, and he can’t be fired if no one can find him!
Isn’t his buttchin already occupied by a friendly gerbil?
Plenty of space there for both…
My couch
Someone has some Bombay Sapphire in their bar! Also ETCH-A-SKETCH!!!
HARK! A Mac user!
/me runs to get his pitchfork
“My Couch. In The Middle Of My Room. My Couch.”
-jjfozz
Shit, I just realized how awesome it would be to watch this at the Bills bar in Chicago, which doubles as my favorite punk rock whiskey bar that used to be a speakeasy
Yeah but you would have to hang out with Bills fans
I appreciate their willingness to wear BIlls colored Zubaz in public
Also their willingness to do shots and drink shitty beer and do dumb shit just for kicks
smart letting the clock run
Nice tackling there, guys.
Holy cats, this a good FITBAW squadron
On the other side of all that pain though, I put on a regular sized XL t-shirt today for the first time in 25 years and it fit perfectly. It’s the small victories.
you are deffo an inspiration to me on the weight loss front
Congrats Colonel, now give me 20 laps.
I sent around 30 2X and 3X shirts to my nephew up in Mass (he’s 6-6 250 lbs). Most of them were 60-80 dollar embroidered polos with Pats, Red Sox, and SA Spurs logos that he can wear when coaching the track team, and at least a half dozen barely-worn Brooks Brothers dress shirts he can wear at his HS math teacher job. Anything bigger than XL looks like a tent on me anymore.
At a buddys house (Bills fan) he has 3 girls under the age of 5 who all love Decilitre. They seem to be keeping each other busy. My buddy is not looking forward to the next 15 years….. this is why there is red wine.
Additional selfie modes: A good way to get me to not buy a phone
If I want to share a photo of my awesome couch with you monsters, how can I do it?
Take the pic, go to postimages and get the url
Local Bills bar ran out of genny cream ale before halftime. Fucking amateur hour over here…
Gotta get the Labatt’s on tap.
How many times has JJ Watt broken his nose? They totally use cocaine as a topical anesthetic for deviated septum surgery
man, they get this to the half 13-nil?
Wait, “I made you a soup”, plops can in frame… I’m not sure “make” means what Saquon’s mom thinks it means.
So, will new Guy Ritchie movie suck, or not suck?
Suck. Mconahay
I volunteer one of you to test it out, ’cause I’m still pissed off about his take on the King Arthure lore
“Yes.”
-Schrodinger’s Cat
“I’m not gonna let this lingering neck injury tell me what to do.” – RTD, getting ready to lift some weights.
If you aren’t working out in a corset and neck brace, you aren’t really working out
If you arent living in a corset you aren’t living.
On the bad side, that ain’t ever getting any better. One the good side, lifetime vicuprofen!
watch how the Bills linebackers keep contain. Very, very disciplined.
“You know, you could learn a thing or two by watching them.” – Andy Reid, to an overflowing bowl of chili.
They are the name-brand Tupperware of linebackers!
Bills remind me of the Pats-super talented in the secondary and that makes the lb’s and the d-line better than they might be otherwise.
does allow one to send an extra pass rusher
watch TheShaun’s feet. He rattled.
Rattled the way a saber would be if Michael J. Fox were holding it?
/woo hoo stolen joke!
Nah, just reworked. One of our fellow lunatic assylum inmates here made a joke about pissing about as accurately as if Michael J Fox held it for them 😀 Or was that a sports chat… Either way, at best you adapted an already adapted joke, so no flag on the play 😀
I’m trying to get into the Witcher, but it’s like a low rent game of thrones.
I prefer the Whicher
Given that GoT wasn’t exactly spectacularly acted or plotted (especially when they ran outta books), it sure is saying something 😀 And before Moose get on my arse about commenting about acting again – please tell me where does Emilia Clarke not look like a community theater reject (Hell, listen to her “act” in GoT and you realize that the only saving grace is that she was ready to get nekkid!) Or perhaps Kit Harrington – aka fake space Russian, I mean Martian, general dude? in a shitty CoD – being his “crowning” acting achievement? Or Sophie Turner’s hilariously shite murder of the X-Men franchise? 😀
Do they roast whole oxen in the Texans stadium?
It being Texas, more likely some rare, endangered animal.
I heard giraffe tastes like chicken
I bet rhino is beefy
Rhino has got to taste like a combo of kale, fat, shit, and burnt rubber
I am, like, the only person alive who LIKES kale. And I hardly like ANYTHING.
I also enjoy the kale, I have been known to eat it lightly steamed with no sauce
I juice it, or eat in a salad with this excellent pomegranate dressing I found
Nice! I have a really good tahini based dressing I used to use when I actually cooked at home
/Mike Glennon files hate crime charge
No matter how hard I flick my remote, this Booger will not go away
I man crush so hard on Matthew mcconaughey
Pretty sure that guy is sexually fluid so you totally have a chance.
the wife would probably allow it, provided she can oil him up first
Down to boogie
Wait, that dude’s name is Merciless?
Whitney. There is a whole lot going on there.
He’s Emperor of Mongo in his spare time
Spelled “Mercilus” but great name for a DL. If you can get past Christian name being “Whitney”
He down.