And all that work in the regular season to eliminate all those lousy teams except for the Eagles, smgdh. Hey, we’re here-let’s make the best of it.
TO THE GAME!
Bills/Texans:
-J.J. Watt is back! The usual recovery time from a torn pec is six months + (depending on severity of course) but he’s a Wonder Warrior and all that. I’m guessing he’s not in game shape but he’ll have an impact because Josh Allen reacts very slowly to collapsing pockets.
-There’ll be an interesting battle between wr Hopkins (68 of his catches have gone for a 1st down or a TD-that’s phenomenal!) and cb White, the Bills shutdown (over-used word but the guy hasn’t given up a TD the whole season) dude. So The Shaun will throw to the other side, right? Welp, it looks as though deepball fella Fuller’s continuing soft tissue ailments will cause him to miss out this week. So we’re looking at the very average Kenny Stills going up against Levi Wallace who, after a rough start to the year, has only given up 7 catches the last four weeks.
-Devin Singletary should have himself a game in this spot. He really underwhelmed the last 3 games he played in (he was supposed to help deliver me a champeenship) but I went back and had a look-they were vs. the Pats, Ravens and Steelers, all top 5 in defending the run. The Texans are in the bottom 5 in that category.
-Prediction Time! If Josh Allen keeps it to two turnovers or less the Bills win, more than that and things get dicey. I’ll say Bills 26 (that’s 2 scores and 4 field goals because multiple busted drives) Texans 20.
Now it’s your turn. Tell me how you think the game will unfold.
EVERY THROW is to the boundary. Makes no sense.
It’s his training, to stop the clock. Running up and spiking is hard
It’s like they’re trying to shove identical ends of a magnet into eachother
Christ that’s GOOD
That was hilarious.
Allen staring down his first read the last 2 plays.
This is the most hilarious game of the year….
No one can make it with that level of hype on a 58 yarder
Get it inside the 50 we maybe have OT
Um, which of us has a lag?
In fairness they said within 50.
I’d ordinarily say you have to go for 6 but Brokeback is quite willing to take another 20-yard loss
This game is not going to overtime because neither we nor Josh Allen deserves it.
Watch as Allen gets them into field goal rangee and then proceeds to lateral a pick six….
…damn near right there
BLEEDING KANSAS WOO
He’s going to Chris Weber this at some point
His evolutionary chart shows him changing into Uncle Rico in about three years
There is so much failure here I expect all of the Bills players on the field to be offered jobs in US foreign policy
It’s a free timeout!
An entire postseason’s derp in one half
How are none of Allen’s boneheaded mistakes actually costing the Bills anything?
Lady and gentleman, I give you the 500s.
That trailing arm…ack
USE THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD, FUCKNUTS
Galaxy Brain or Dumbass Epilepsy?
Yes.
For fuck
Ibid
Has Josh Allen ever played football before?!?
He might seriously be retarded, y’all.
Did not know there was an illegal bat penalty until right now
NBA doesn’t like them either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTHtL3NYb4Y
He’s the dumbest fuck ever.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.
What.
Illegal bat – but fuck me, saved the game
Again, BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Almost.
holy shit Josh
That definitely would count as trusting your defense.
HOW DO YOU MISS THE DAY TO NIGHT METAPHOR FOR BUFFALO AND JUST COMMENT ON THE SCHEDULE INSTEAD YOU INANE DUMBSHIT!
This is where Brokeback fumbles after getting in field goal range.
Are we watching the NFC East? Does either team want to win this fucking game?!?!
BUF front seven sure has nothing to be ashamed of.
Um, these Bills fans here think they still have a chance. It’s like they haven’t watched Josh Allen the last hour or so.
This is the playoff-caliber derp we’ve all craved
ONE MOAR CHANCE
Short.
WHO TOLD YOU, oh, you mean the game.
Have to go for it.
(quietly deletes thinkpiece about how this is Josh Allen’s coming out party, a real debutaunte’s ball.)
I guess Jerry Sandusky’s insults weren’t motivation enough….
This would be emotionally crippling if Brokeback was one of them QUEERS who thinks about stuff
Rev wellness check time
As a Donks fan, I been there. Hopefully his family went for a nice walk so he can scare the shit out of the pets/neighbours
Imagine being a fan of the Buffalo Bills.
/shudders….
and that’s coming from our #ThePauls fan
LOL
Josh Allen just went on Wheel of Fish and took What’s In The Box.
Josh Allen is a DOUBLE FUCKING IDIOT.
Holy shit.
Lol what the fuck was that?!?!?
The Bills reverting back to the mean.
Maximum Billsing!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!