TO THE GAME!
Titans/Pats:
-Of any year, this is the one where the Pats needed the bye the most. They are starting to look old-ish in my opinion. They really are a 10-6 club that was gifted some wins way back in the fall.
-Everyone’s mother is saying that them Tits are built to win this game and I can’t disagree. Belichick is going to have to try to take rb Henry out of this game (says a silent prayer for the continued health of his hammy) and I don’t think he’ll be able to do it. I mean, he’ll probably end up with a stat line of 28 carries for 105 yards and that will be enough to carry the team to the win. He’s a battering ram and if he can get to the 2nd level he’s murder. Speaking of, he should get at least 3 passes this game because he does have a tendency to break a long one on the rare times he’s involved in the passing game.
-The Pats playmaker-less, running back passing game O (where have you gone, Sanu?) is going to be their undoing and it’s just a matter of time. Brady’s throws are still crisp 10 yards and in but any longer than that and things start to get wonky. That’s why he’s had just the one 300+ game in his last ten and why I think the D needs to score a six spot in order for New England to get it done.
-The weather (light rain throughout the game) might just make this tilt a boring mess but we’ll still watch.
-Prediction Time. I’ll go 20-17 Titans. They’ll have to 1. outscore the Pats in the 4th, and 2. get the last points of the game in order to pull this out.
Your turn.
Oh, God, I think I’ve seen the end of this movie before.
It turns out we were really on our planet all along. We blew it up.
KILL KILL KILL
(not anyone, sadly)
Do you like that call?
THE MAN HAS BEEN SAYING NOOOO FOR THE LAST THREE MINUTES
Pure cowardice
100%
– The Mitt Romney Story
Yup there’s the shit
They’re punting? Gregggggggggggggggggg is etching “game over” in his skull.
Once again, our love for Tits have cost us dearly.
Am an ass, Cowboys, fan
And I’m one play behind, damn
You all know what is coming right?
/lazy urmom joke
I just bet on it. +145!!!
Fanny is throwing the game
MOTHERFUCKER
BUTTER COATED TANNY FANNY
he needs a break? YOU FUCKING CALL TIMEOUT
I do not like Bill Walton. I don’t like his style. I don’t like his gimmick. I don’t like his opinions.
I understand he knows the game a zillion times better than me and has been an elite basketball player in his life. But there’s no shortage of guys with his same credentials waiting to get on the TV to talk at me. I liked Tony Siragusa more than any other sideline man — and he didn’t ever really have a shot at a long career on TV. So take a hike, Bill.
That said, I appreciate that Bill Walston almost never talks about his own playing days. His analysis isn’t comparative of his days at UCLA vs the conference then and now. I don’t hear about the battles he had with Kareem or Jordan or Moses or whoever. He always keeps the conversation outward facing (except for his annoying ramblings, usually about biking or geography). In fact, just now UA went dunked hard on ASU — no one even went up to contest it. The other announcer makes a “business decision” gag about his defender not challenging. Bill jumped right in and said, “this is my first game watching [the defender] and I’ve been in impressed.” And then he listed a couple good plays the kid had made.
So my point is this — Eat Shit, Bobby Hurley.
Also, he raised a creep sexual predator of a son.
“Who hasn’t?!”
– Fred Trump
Less Bill Walton on TV. More Bill Walton getting stoned and GG’ing kids at Street Fighter
SEXUAL
I WILL SLAP YOUR ASS IN A FASHION CONSISTENT WITH CELEBRATION!
Go Big Tits!
Goddamn this game is making me age as quickly as that nazi collaborator at the end of the Last Crusade.
Your SSI payments aren’t going to increase
Mitch McConnell at the end of the Last Crusade?
THIS IS HOW AIRPLANES WORK AND NOT ANY OTHER LOGICAL WAY CLEARLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7bfOZek9t4&list=RD66UzigSaABg&index=4
LOVE THIS SONG
Wow. I unplug for 4 days and suddenly Iran is vowing cyberwar and the Cowboys need a new head coach. Crazy
I am the Cowboy’s new head coach and I have many things for them to do which are the BEST EVER and CLEARLY THE WINNERS
Coach Zymm makes the kickers practice tackling
Henry better get every handoff, pass, kick in this drive
give Dreamboat a yellow card for simulation
And then Bob Kraft gets one for stimulation?
This comments needs more lube.
Think they can put Mariota’s shell-shocked ass back out there?
Nah stick with the one what brung ya
Aw hell. It beings.
Damn beings.
goddamnit, can’t find an image link that worky for Greendale Human Being
San Antonio local news promo ad short-strokin’ Texans win like the Cowboys don’t even exist. And it’s not even the local Fox affiliate!
HOU get in with Sinclair?
Would not be surprised. I’m pretty cynical these days.
Remember for that season or so when the pundits were like, “You NEVER draft a RB in the first round. The ground game is nothing more than a tool to open up the play action and keep the defense honest. Any team can basically plug-and-play any available vet or a third-rounder. There will never be another Barry Sanders or LT.”
And they still have jobs…AS EXPERTS.
Matt Millen’s draft record at WR almost single-handedly destroyed the concept of the forward pass in football.
Gotta be an underrated comment, right?
DURON MOTHER FUCKING HARMON!!!!!!!
Fanny, you ass
See, that’s what I think when I hear Tannehill
It’s why his wife had that affair with Brock Osweiler.
They don’t call him Brock Lobster for nothing, people.
TANNEPICK
SHIT
Ryan Tannehill is taking a dive.
Bad TIts! BAD!
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The one team and Airplane! covered in on NSFDFO GIF.
Good God — UCLA is in an NCAAF/NCAAB Dark Ages.
you mean that cadaver looking fucko from JV WKRP didn’t solve everything??
so..the Tits will lead after ALL THREE of the quarters so far played. Only one even plausible ending now.
JUST COVER YOU TWATS.
Luckily you just jinxed it so it won’t happen now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUQy99DHsy8
Why don’t the Tits run their large human at the other team?
I think it’d be fun to work for the ad agency who does college commercials during their games. Like, yeah, let me see what I can put together for the third tv timeout between Baylor and Penn State.
Go Tennessee!
if El Tractorcito could just touch el pelota like 20x in a row pls
https://youtu.be/K-t6QO8BpII
Found a UA/ASU roundball link.
Thank goodness.
https://youtu.be/q6fgVVlPl08
Folks. I have descended from my cloud mountain retreat to restock on food, liquor and weed. Really I have no other place to watch the game in Hilo. Go Tits!
“Crowd wanted a flag.”
Well of course they did!
Crowd wanted a free beer and a hand-o, too. Tough-ski shit-ski.
As long as it isn’t a rainbow one. Crowd doesn’t want that.
Fuck you Nantz Shula’s birthday has nothing to do with the fucking Patriots or Titans.
its a reminder of how WHITE ppl can b true heroes not that teh libtard media wud ever tell u
Fuck Shula and fuck his steakhouse.
uuuuwwwww, testy! Maaaarrrow!
Shoo-lah. What a stoopid name.
Hopefully, Tanny Fanny hasn’t already spent that imagined franchise contract moneys, like it was Clark Griswald’s Xmas bonus.
Shitter’s full.
and THEN SOME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAM7JizyPvw&list=PLo3pNg0eiPc8rRO3XqFnl1Je2GTu7am-F&index=2