Your Tennessee/New England Wild Card Game Open Thread

TO THE GAME!

Titans/Pats:

 

-Of any year, this is the one where the Pats needed the bye the most. They are starting to look old-ish in my opinion. They really are a 10-6 club that was gifted some wins way back in the fall.

-Everyone’s mother is saying that them Tits are built to win this game and I can’t disagree. Belichick is going to have to try to take rb Henry out of this game (says a silent prayer for the continued health of his hammy) and I don’t think he’ll be able to do it. I mean, he’ll probably end up with a stat line of 28 carries for 105 yards and that will be enough to carry the team to the win. He’s a battering ram and if he can get to the 2nd level he’s murder. Speaking of, he should get at least 3 passes this game because he does have a tendency to break a long one on the rare times he’s involved in the passing game.

-The Pats playmaker-less, running back passing game O (where have you gone, Sanu?) is going to be their undoing and it’s just a matter of time. Brady’s throws are still crisp 10 yards and in but any longer than that and things start to get wonky. That’s why he’s had just the one 300+ game in his last ten and why I think the D needs to score a six spot in order for New England to get it done.

-The weather (light rain throughout the game) might just make this tilt a boring mess but we’ll still watch.

-Prediction Time. I’ll go 20-17 Titans. They’ll have to 1. outscore the Pats in the 4th, and 2. get the last points of the game in order to pull this out.

Your turn.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, God, I think I’ve seen the end of this movie before.

Spur

It turns out we were really on our planet all along. We blew it up.

Doktor Zymm

KILL KILL KILL
(not anyone, sadly)

hippofant

Do you like that call?

THE MAN HAS BEEN SAYING NOOOO FOR THE LAST THREE MINUTES

Gratliff

Pure cowardice

King Hippo

100%

Spur

– The Mitt Romney Story

Doktor Zymm

Yup there’s the shit

Senor Weaselo

They’re punting? Gregggggggggggggggggg is etching “game over” in his skull.

Redshirt

Once again, our love for Tits have cost us dearly.

Spur

Am an ass, Cowboys, fan

Doktor Zymm

And I’m one play behind, damn

litre_cola

You all know what is coming right?

Mr. Ayo

/lazy urmom joke

King Hippo

I just bet on it. +145!!!

Spur

Fanny is throwing the game

King Hippo

MOTHERFUCKER

Mr. Ayo

BUTTER COATED TANNY FANNY

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

he needs a break? YOU FUCKING CALL TIMEOUT

blaxabbath

I do not like Bill Walton. I don’t like his style. I don’t like his gimmick. I don’t like his opinions.

I understand he knows the game a zillion times better than me and has been an elite basketball player in his life. But there’s no shortage of guys with his same credentials waiting to get on the TV to talk at me. I liked Tony Siragusa more than any other sideline man — and he didn’t ever really have a shot at a long career on TV. So take a hike, Bill.

That said, I appreciate that Bill Walston almost never talks about his own playing days. His analysis isn’t comparative of his days at UCLA vs the conference then and now. I don’t hear about the battles he had with Kareem or Jordan or Moses or whoever. He always keeps the conversation outward facing (except for his annoying ramblings, usually about biking or geography). In fact, just now UA went dunked hard on ASU — no one even went up to contest it. The other announcer makes a “business decision” gag about his defender not challenging. Bill jumped right in and said, “this is my first game watching [the defender] and I’ve been in impressed.” And then he listed a couple good plays the kid had made.

So my point is this — Eat Shit, Bobby Hurley.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also, he raised a creep sexual predator of a son.

blaxabbath

“Who hasn’t?!”

– Fred Trump

Gratliff

Less Bill Walton on TV. More Bill Walton getting stoned and GG’ing kids at Street Fighter
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King Hippo

SEXUAL

Doktor Zymm

I WILL SLAP YOUR ASS IN A FASHION CONSISTENT WITH CELEBRATION!

Spur

Go Big Tits!

Dick E. Phuck

Goddamn this game is making me age as quickly as that nazi collaborator at the end of the Last Crusade.

Spur

Your SSI payments aren’t going to increase

blaxabbath

Mitch McConnell at the end of the Last Crusade?

Doktor Zymm

THIS IS HOW AIRPLANES WORK AND NOT ANY OTHER LOGICAL WAY CLEARLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7bfOZek9t4&list=RD66UzigSaABg&index=4

King Hippo

LOVE THIS SONG

Spur

Wow. I unplug for 4 days and suddenly Iran is vowing cyberwar and the Cowboys need a new head coach. Crazy

Doktor Zymm

I am the Cowboy’s new head coach and I have many things for them to do which are the BEST EVER and CLEARLY THE WINNERS

Spur

Coach Zymm makes the kickers practice tackling

Spur

Henry better get every handoff, pass, kick in this drive

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

give Dreamboat a yellow card for simulation

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And then Bob Kraft gets one for stimulation?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This comments needs more lube.

King Hippo

Think they can put Mariota’s shell-shocked ass back out there?

Mistborn Impossible

Nah stick with the one what brung ya

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

Aw hell. It beings.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Damn beings.

King Hippo

goddamnit, can’t find an image link that worky for Greendale Human Being

Redshirt

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

San Antonio local news promo ad short-strokin’ Texans win like the Cowboys don’t even exist. And it’s not even the local Fox affiliate!

blaxabbath

HOU get in with Sinclair?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Would not be surprised. I’m pretty cynical these days.

blaxabbath

Remember for that season or so when the pundits were like, “You NEVER draft a RB in the first round. The ground game is nothing more than a tool to open up the play action and keep the defense honest. Any team can basically plug-and-play any available vet or a third-rounder. There will never be another Barry Sanders or LT.”

And they still have jobs…AS EXPERTS.

The Maestro

Matt Millen’s draft record at WR almost single-handedly destroyed the concept of the forward pass in football.

blaxabbath

Gotta be an underrated comment, right?

The Maestro

DURON MOTHER FUCKING HARMON!!!!!!!

Spur

Fanny, you ass

Gratliff

See, that’s what I think when I hear Tannehill

blaxabbath

It’s why his wife had that affair with Brock Osweiler.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They don’t call him Brock Lobster for nothing, people.

Petronel

TANNEPICK

Mistborn Impossible

SHIT

King Hippo

Ryan Tannehill is taking a dive.

Mr. Ayo

Bad TIts! BAD!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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The one team and Airplane! covered in on NSFDFO GIF.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Good God — UCLA is in an NCAAF/NCAAB Dark Ages.

King Hippo

you mean that cadaver looking fucko from JV WKRP didn’t solve everything??

King Hippo

so..the Tits will lead after ALL THREE of the quarters so far played. Only one even plausible ending now.

Mr. Ayo

JUST COVER YOU TWATS.

Mistborn Impossible

Luckily you just jinxed it so it won’t happen now

Viva La Tabula Raza
Spur

Why don’t the Tits run their large human at the other team?

blaxabbath

I think it’d be fun to work for the ad agency who does college commercials during their games. Like, yeah, let me see what I can put together for the third tv timeout between Baylor and Penn State.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

Go Tennessee!

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King Hippo

if El Tractorcito could just touch el pelota like 20x in a row pls

Spur
blaxabbath

Found a UA/ASU roundball link.

Thank goodness.

Spur
Spur

Folks. I have descended from my cloud mountain retreat to restock on food, liquor and weed. Really I have no other place to watch the game in Hilo. Go Tits!

Senor Weaselo

“Crowd wanted a flag.”

Well of course they did!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Crowd wanted a free beer and a hand-o, too. Tough-ski shit-ski.

litre_cola

As long as it isn’t a rainbow one. Crowd doesn’t want that.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fuck you Nantz Shula’s birthday has nothing to do with the fucking Patriots or Titans.

King Hippo

its a reminder of how WHITE ppl can b true heroes not that teh libtard media wud ever tell u

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fuck Shula and fuck his steakhouse.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

uuuuwwwww, testy! Maaaarrrow!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Shoo-lah. What a stoopid name.

King Hippo

Hopefully, Tanny Fanny hasn’t already spent that imagined franchise contract moneys, like it was Clark Griswald’s Xmas bonus.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Shitter’s full.

King Hippo

and THEN SOME

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Brick Meathook

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