Your “Stand Tall” Friday Evening Open Thread

Normally I am more attracted to petite girls.  But every now and again I find myself looking slightly upwards and thinking… yeah ok, fine by me.  Let’s do this.

Never happens, though.  Most tall girls don’t like it when they’re taller than their date.  Trust me.

Meh, you can’t have everything.  Climbing trees was easy as a kid.  Not so much as an adult.

But in all seriousness, I think Karlie Kloss is very attractive.  But even more than that she has a social conscience.

In 2015 she started a foundation called Kode With Klossy.  On its surface it is intended to teach young girls how to code for computers/programming.  But it’s more than that.  It gives these young girls who might otherwise be fearful of entering into any field dominated by men, a sense of belonging.  A sense of capability.  It shows them that they are just as good and they can do anything they set their minds to do.

I think that’s a good thing.

So even though she’s taller than me, and if she were in heels I’d have to jump up just to look her in the eyes (and boy oh boy would that get tiresome…SIT DOWN GIRL!!!!) I admire her a great deal for giving back.  For empowering young girls who might otherwise not have the support or the opportunities.

She’s a good person.  And she’s smart.  Even if she is a freak and a giant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn1Ggc0mY0Q

But yes, Karlie Kloss is our special Princess this week.  We’ll get to her in just a minute.

Sports Which Might Short You Out 2Nite

NBA

  • Chi**** @ Philly – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Portland @ Dallas – 9:30pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NHL

  • Yinsburgh @ Detroit – 7:30pmEST – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NCAA BB

  • Furman @ Wofford – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • (13)Dayton @ St. Louis – 7:00pmEST – TV ESPN2
  • Wisconsin @ (15)Michigan State – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
  • (19)Michigan @ Iowa – 9:o0pmEST –  TV: FS1

Full Schedule

NCAA Hockey

  • North Dakota @ Miami(OH) – 6:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN

Karlie Kloss

Born: 3 August, 1992 (27 y.o.), Chi****, Illinois.

Supermodel and Science/Technology geek. (is there a better combination?)

6′ 2″ (crap)

It can be both.

Oh well.  Enjoy…

That’s a good one to finish on I think.

Oh wait….

And no that is not me (don’t I wish?).  I’m at least slightly taller than that.

 

Don’t Forget It’s Conference Championship Weekend

What time do the Ravens and Chefs play?  Wait whut?  I thought that was just a bad dream!!!!!

(crap)

OK, fine.

/sighs heavily

At least I didn’t have to drive up and bail JJ Fozz out of jail last weekend.

Tennessee @ Kansas City – Sunday 3:05pmEST – TV: CBS (KC-7/ML -335, o/u 53)

VS

Green Bay @ San Francisco – Sunday 6:40pmEST – TV: FOX (SF -7.5/ML – 360, o/u 46.5)

VS

OK, that’s all I got folks.

Behave  yourselves.

Love ya’s.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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clint greasewood
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Ohh! Artsy!

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BC Dick

I like tall ladies. Volleyball players. Basketball. The legs they just stretch on and on.

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tWBS didn’t even mention that Karlie used to be roommates with Taylor Swift in New York and there are people who desperately want them to be a lesbian couple.

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https://gfycat.com/forsakenhilariousanemonecrab

https://gfycat.com/frigidquerulouscoati

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To be fair, this is a photo from their Vogue photo shoot
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This was from the Victoria Secret Fashion Show from the time.
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yeah right

Working my through the best picture nominees and I haven’t seen a best picture from the nominees list yet, five down 4 to go.

Will advise.

Does anyone want to contribute original artwork for the Oscar(s) post?

Or do a bourbon shot?

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I’d rather do bourbon. I only saw a few movies this year. Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, Irishman, Dolemite Is My Name. They all ruled.

yeah right

Prior to HD but same venue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv51LO7NOTo

yeah right

Black Crowes added a 2nd show at Red Rocks, 8-31-20 and I bought some prime ass seats.

If you’ve been, you’ve got to go again.

To both.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G25UfrhEArA

yeah right

Litre Cola inspired this.

He knows what he did.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am pleasantly intoxicated, but not so much so that it will come with too high of a price tomorrow.

I haven’t worked out seriously for about a month now thanks to neck issues. Tomorrow is my last day of rest before I start getting back into things. Getting injured is the worst, especially when you don’t realize it’s an actual injury until it’s been bugging you for two weeks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Chickenheading is serious bidness

yeah right

The holidays and cold and wet and cold shit messes with the workout. I’m currently on every other day working towards 5 out of 7 and eventually 6 out of 7. I’m working towards “svelte!”

Brocky

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Gal Gadot?

Brocky

Yep, also adam Adams is there. I don’t remember this scene from justice league

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Isla Fisher. That’s the movie where Gadot and Jon Hamm are spies next door. I thought it was called The Spies Next Door, but apparently it’s called Keeping Up With the Joneses so I guess someone is named after a Weezer song.

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I love redheads.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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This is not a surprising genre.

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“Your hair smells great.”

SonOfSpam

Mary Kay LeTourneau is jilling off like a maniac right now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

Wonder if he ever goes up on her.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

TWBS wouldn’t have a problem trying to get with Kloss if she was a Denny’s waitress.

SonOfSpam

I mean…that’s not unique to Seamus.

I’LL HAVE MOONS OVER MY HAMMY ALSO BEND OVER

ballsofsteelandfury

FUCK YEAH MOONS OVER MY HAMMY!

Brocky

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SonOfSpam

They gon do stuff

Brocky

….talking?

SonOfSpam

Nah, at least not for long.

Gon do stuff.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’ve seen that video. Yes, they do do stuff.

SonOfSpam

SEE???

Always believe Balls.

Brocky

So I know the “repeating comments on mobile” is hardly a new phenomenon, but in this context it looks like you’re just really excited to share this news with the rest of the class:
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ballsofsteelandfury

I really am.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Link Please. Too lazy to search on this DoD computer, plus chance of losing job, Will open said link on phone, and log out of here at the same time.

ballsofsteelandfury

Here goes. I may get in trouble, so I’ll break up the link. Just join the pieces together…

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ttps://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d29ad3ca89d

Viva La Tabula Raza

I actually figured out how to make that work. Thank you! Very interesting…

Brocky

Honestly, after watching the first minute, the red head girl isn’t that tall. Tiny girl may legally be considered a midget

SonOfSpam

You got thru a whole minute?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He’s a god damn marathon man!!

Viva La Tabula Raza

And no doubt he has HUGE hands, ya know…

Brocky
Viva La Tabula Raza

I’ll save that for this holiday weekend. I HAVE A (wet) DREAM!

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I wish I liked Lauren Phillips’s scenes as much as I like seeing her.

Brocky

Evening
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rockingdog

Found a funny:
DATE: I love heavy metal

ME: [trying to impress] My Dad was crushed by iridium

Senor Weaselo

Musical guest, Tungsten!
/Don Pardo voice
//Shit, Wolfram is probably a better name.

SonOfSpam

Tungsten is “W” – the fuck is that about?

And tin is “Sn” because sure.

Fuck you, Mendeleev.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Guess we need a new, MAGA-friendly Table of the Elements. Yikes, that’ll be a tough one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYW50F42ss8

SonOfSpam

Tom Lehrer is a fucking national treasure. Still around!

Viva La Tabula Raza

I grew up listening to my dad’s Tom Lehrer albums in the mid to late 1960s. Between that and the National Lampoon subscription he had through the 1970s, it’s pretty obvious where I got my sense of humour.

SonOfSpam

Cheers to your dad.

Viva La Tabula Raza

He turned 83 this past Monday. He definitely produced a singular piece of warped offspring. But I love him just the same.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Surprisingly cromulent food pairing: chopped liver and peaty scotch

SonOfSpam

Liver is foul.

Mine is anyway.

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Devin Nunes hired the dumbest goddamn attorney in the Commonwealth of Virginia.

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I wish Ted Lieu actually had principles like he has sass. Because in every other way he and almost all of his Democratic colleagues are worthless.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yes, let’s attack Democrats for a lack of principles as the GOP puts the entire democracy on the block

rockingdog

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SonOfSpam

Yes, they should all be pure, uh, something.

Ted Lieu is good.

Viva La Tabula Raza

It’s more brilliant that the impeachment defense team is made up of Dershowititz, who fucked an (allegedly) underaged girl (although she was a legal 19 years of age the last time he fucked her) provided by Epstein and then was the defense attorney for the same Epstein; Ken Starr, special prosecutor of the Clinton blowjob who ended up getting fired as Baylor president for his fucking up of their rapey situation, and Pam Bondi, who in addition to being party to the fuckathon that ended with GWB being designated as president, also dropped her investigation, as Florida Attorney General, of Trump University scaminess when Trump donated $25K to her re-election campaign.
If you hire nothing but clowns, a circus ensues. This is going to be delicious, until it devolves into a civil war, the Vegas odds of which I would be interested to know.

SonOfSpam

They may own the guns, but we gotz the brain cells.

Also, Sherman had the right idea.

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There are topless photos of her. She’s so skinny she barely has tits

Viva La Tabula Raza

who are you talking about? I like small titties. They are more sensitive to oral and manual stimulation, which is more exciting than big flabby cow udders. Small titty chicks are definitely better lays.

SonOfSpam

While I disagree, I shall defend your right to stimulate small titties to the death.

I mean, I’ll defend your right to the death, not that I want you to stimulate small tits to death.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

Viva La Tabula Raza

See? that kind of open-mindedness is why I keep coming back here. Except during the summer, when there are no sports about which I care for available.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah but Request Line is still happening during the summer!

ballsofsteelandfury

We’ll get you into soccer eventually…

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Karlie Kloss.

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rockingdog

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Brick Meathook

I just saw a commercial on Montreal TV for a deluxe snow shovel. You don’t see that in L.A. However, Montreal doesn’t get mattress commercials where co-owner Larry is constantly killing co-owner Irwin due to Larry’s low low prices.

ballsofsteelandfury

Another reason why LA is the best city to live in…

SonOfSpam

Look at those mountains
Look at those trees

ballsofsteelandfury

Ain’t nothing like them nowhere.

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Former #Cowboys HC Jason Garrett has agreed to become the offensive coordinator for the New York Giants and first-year head coach Joe Judge, per source:

— Ed Werder (@WerderEdESPN) January 18, 2020

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Never heard of her

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Viva La Tabula Raza

So, Neal Peart. Gonna watch this now and go back to my teen years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=561jGNlliLw

Viva La Tabula Raza

So, I figured out pretty quick that I had already seen this, but also decided it was worth watching again. I remember the first time I saw Geddy Lee on some video or something and thinking “Man that is the ugliest woman I have ever seen, but she sure can jam the bass.”

Brick Meathook
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Brocky

Not gonna lie. I see her in this dress, and I think of all those butt hurt nerds who were trying to claim she was “not that attractive” when captain marvel came out.

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OTOH, Karlie is married to Jared Kushner’s brother. So idk about the “smart” thing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was about to point out the same. I can’t imagine anyone marrying into (or emerging from) that family who isn’t rotten to the core.

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It’s not like she or anyone she knows is going to suffer consequences regardless of who’s in any office.

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She posted the clip from that show where she defended herself last night on her Instagram, but I’ve been fucking done with her since she got engaged. I can find plenty of other tall blondes to gawk at.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Quiet tonight, so I won’t feel guilty about bogarting bandwith to post a couple tunes from an album that was a revelation when I bought it as a junior in high school when it came out in 1975. Certainly distracted me from the Judas Priest/Nugent/Scorpions/Moxy/UFO/AC-DC/Zeppelin groove I’d been following. Fucking incredible.
Fuck it, here’s the whole album. Plus a bonus Springsteen cover from a later album. I loved her work with Blue Oyster Cult too on Agent of Fortune, what a combine. “You’re boned like a saint, with the consciousness of a snake”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPO0bTaWcFQ&list=PLo1FRTJhuztQaNsm8-vIvx99pGSsju6Lh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_BcivBprM0

And then I find a video of a cover of a song by one of my very favorite bands on the planet by my favorite chick music artist. Life is good tonght.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoWfnFJ52rc

WCS
litre_cola

Hey Litre what is your favoUrite Olympic sport?

Women’s volleyball, not beach, indoor. Skill, beauty, unreal gameplay. That and I fucking love tall women.
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Game Time Decision

Said the shorter guy….lol

litre_cola

Listen, just because you are fucking 6’10 doesn’t mean 6’2 is short.

/In the Netherlands it sure feels short.

Viva La Tabula Raza

So I had a follow-up appt with the podiatric surgeon today. I’d been pretty depressed recently because it just didn’t seem like I was healing at a pace that seemed reasonable (i.e. seemed like no progress at all, aside from the incisions healing quickly and cleanly). The surgeon was very pleased with the “progress,” said after looking at the x-rays that the bones were fusing nicely, and that after another three weeks (!) of putting no weight on it, I might even be able to start doing so and maybe even be able to drive. Come on February 7th!
Having never had a broken bone in my 60 trips around the sun, I didn’t understand that it takes 8-10 weeks for them to knit, and the fusion of foot bones requires a similar amount of time. Stir crazy, rat in a cage, cabin fever, call it what you will, I gots it. It was nice to get out of the house today, even if it was just to go to the doc’s and subsequently sit in the car while my chauffeuring friend went into the liquor store to restock my cabinet, took me to the drive thru for a Schlotzsky’s, and went into the county office to pay my property taxes.
Then an old buddy of mine who spent 24 years in the Navy (compared to my four) came by a bit later and we downed a couple bottles of cabernet and told sea stories. He did 12 years enlisted, then the Navy sent him to school for a BSci in nuclear physics, and he subsequently served an additional 12 as a line/surface warfare officer. He has the best sea stories of just about any ex-squid I know.
Cherry on the sundae of the week: HEB grocery delivers, and I find that they also deliver alcohol, so I’ll never run out of wine. Just need to find a liquor store that will deliver the scotch and the rum, and I’ll never have to leave the house.

herodotus450

Well I guess we can rule out “Niels Bohr” as the real name of Tabula Raza.
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Viva La Tabula Raza

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herodotus450

SOmething similar to this
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Viva La Tabula Raza

When I worked in Europe, I always preferred Carlsberg whenever it was available, though it was not as widely available as Stella Artois. So he and I have that in common, at least.

Brick Meathook

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herodotus450

Boo Crosby. That is all.

Viva La Tabula Raza

And then there’s this:
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scotchnaut
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I was hoping that’s what the youtube would be when I hit refresh. What a voice that guy had (has?).

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

This isn’t about tall or anything but this promo is pretty awesome.

Viva La Tabula Raza

However, Dildozer>>>>Killdozer

Senor Weaselo

Confirmed by Ray Billings!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6WPCqqUj7oY

Viva La Tabula Raza

Who doesn’t want to make sweet love with a woman who can eat beans off the top of your head and fart in your face?