Your AFC Championship Game Open Thread

The countdown has begun. Only two more games after this one. Well, I’m sure people started counting down before now but I’m not able to handle anything beyond three so this is when I start. Both games today are rematches and the googler tells me that when teams meet again in the playoffs the winner of the first tussle is 22-14. Make of that what you will.

TO THE GAME!

Titans/Chiefs:

-Many on this site have adopted the Titans as their squadoo for the playoffs, forgetting The Ancient One’s prophecy regarding Mahomes being a multiple Super Bowl winner. It starts here.

-That is of course if they can stop the run. Another 30+ carries, 125+ yards rushed seems to be a mortal lock for Henry because the Chiefs give up 4.87 yards to opposing rb’s.

-And then the play-action passing game kicks into overdrive. Will it actually involve A.J. Brown though. He’s disappeared to the tune of 4 total targets the last two games. Perhaps Tajae Sharpe and his 70% catch rate (highest of all remaining wr’s) is the player to look for.

-One other mathy tidbit to keep in mind-Tennessee is 4-0 in games this year when they’ve been 4 or more point dogs.

-But ya gotta think that the Chiefs just have far too many weapons. They hung 51 points on the Texans last week and Tyreek didn’t even get involved. And conventional wisdom dictates that Kelce will keep on rolling against a team that gives up the 4th most scores to the tight end spot.

-Prediction Time! The Titans will score but the Chiefs will score more-they’re far healthier than they were the first time around. 35-21.

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Gratliff

G’night tits

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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tomsellecksmoustache

Just found out the reason my neighbors have stopped talking to us is that we didn’t support Bevin. Weird world.

Old School Zero

2/10 wouldn’t swing again

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No lube.

King Hippo

I mean, he was too big a right-wing prick for Trump-era Kenfucky.

BC Dick

I can’t stand people who don’t believe everything I believe. Especially my belief that everything I believe is so obviously right that its rightness is self-evident.

SonOfSpam

Had a similar thing happen in 2008 when Obama beat McCain. They eventually moved to Idaho because Commiefornia. Strangely, don’t miss them.

King Hippo

Nobody can keep up with the speed of Mahomes’ brain. He’s really special, y’all.

King Hippo

My grandson cat farts. And they could peel the paint off the walls. Each of my cats is EXTREMELY dog-like, in various ways.

Old School Zero

Oof. Cat farts make me look up Israeli army gas masks.

TheRevanchist

Anybody watching any great games right now?

Oh, yeah!

King Hippo

We happy for ya, Replacement Ottoman

Old School Zero

That graphic makes it look like Andy Reid ate past-self Andy Reid

King Hippo

#GalaxyBrain

King Hippo

Am I the only one who ain’t understand the Billie Eilish thing??

Spur

you’re most likely not a 12 year old girl.

King Hippo

or a practicing paedo

BC Dick

It takes a lot of practice to get them in my van.

SonOfSpam

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Spur

Practice on the chubbier “Reubencse” ones

ArmedandHammered

The ones covered in sauerkraut?

SonOfSpam

She’s 18 now, so understand her all you want.

theeWeeBabySeamus

She also looks like she kill you in your sleep.

SonOfSpam

Hippo’s a gamblin man.

WCS

Who?

/not joking, don’t know who that is

Recovery Whiskey

This years Britney Spears at age 17-18.

SonOfSpam

She’s really popular with the “girls shackled in my basement” demo.

Brick Meathook

When you think about it, every episode of The Good Doctor is a special episode. A very special episode.

SonOfSpam

Should’ve done a crossover with Life Goes On.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Blossom is a doctor now?

Game Time Decision

Short bus special

Spur
King Hippo

Imagine the o/u bets hinging on a Tits 2-point try in the final minute.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL, I thought that idiot was gonna try to field that punt for a second. He didn’t miss it by much.

SonOfSpam

The team with Mecole is ahead of the team with MyCole.

Spur

The Tits look exhausted.

SonOfSpam

– Newt Gingrich, explaining himself in divorce court

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m not saying a thing to that.
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King Hippo

You have to look at this as 4-down territory

King Hippo

The Steve Spagnulo hire is gonna get Fat Andy to the Owl.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Will this be the drive where Tannehill goes back to being Tannehill?
Let’s watch.

Spur
theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy crap I don’t even remember that one. I presume it cancelled after two episodes?

Spur

Two seasons. Somers was the 1st LADYCOP

SonOfSpam

Edie Falco is LADYCOP, new on CBS. LADYCOP proves she can be just like the men, in that no straight man wants to fuck her. LADYCOP!

LemonJello

I’ll wait until DOCTORCOPLAWYERFIREFIGHTERSOLDIER is released.

SonOfSpam

Actially, it’s Chicago DOCTORCOPLAWYERFIREFIGHTERSOLDIER.

Game Time Decision

As a cross over episode

King Hippo

BOLD answer to ABC’s Doctor Retard, and Apple’s Black Lady Lawyer!

Old School Zero

March Madness… is… HAPPENING IN MARCH!?!

King Hippo

So much fer my April Anarchy idea.

SonOfSpam

September Sodomy is still on.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey Baltimore, see what happens when they stack the box and you don’t just continually try to run it up the gut?
Interesting, huh?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hehe….. “stack the box” hehe.

SonOfSpam

Yes, with Defensive Players, or DP for short.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL

WCS

Otto’s brain just jizzed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I love BOTH beef curtains and empty hamburger bun style……

litre_cola

Same, the second style just makes you have to earn it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

It seems like every new hybrid type QB is on some matrix bullshit. Pretty sure they’re just checking their phones mid scramble at this point

Old School Zero

yeah but is mahomes elite

Mr. Ayo

Flacco 1 – 0 Mahomes

Scoreboard!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Needs more and better commercials to be truly elite.

Old School Zero

state farm commercials suuuuck

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

To each their own. I think they are gre…… okay, but that’s true of most.

Gumbygirl

Magically delicious!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

fucking lol

herodotus450

“Hey I noticed the freezer is full of some strange meat again-“

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They were “frigid” only with certain people.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“I love a great sense of humor.”

So this wasn’t the case?

Gratliff

This is why you need a proper antivirus

herodotus450

Or, heh, “exe’s”: 4A 2B 99 01 34 F1 FF 2E 99 51 BC

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Exe’s quotes.

Gratliff

Harrison Ford from one of the most visually stunning movies of all time to one with possibly the worst CGI dog in the history of movies given current technology

BC Dick

Cartoons are cartoons no matter how good. More kid stuff.

Gratliff

I feel like if you’re gonna do the blatantly animated costar thing, you should just go full Pete’s Dragon…which was apparently remade with a shitty CGI dragon a few years back. Why are they like this?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BugEyedBoo

I didn’t think Chewbacca looked that bad in TFA.

Gumbygirl

Tannehill has a weird short-legged stride when he runs. He deserved to get blowed up!

Gratliff

Tannehill gonna come back out with the Tony Stark heart

Spur

Fanny has a death wish

Gratliff

Jesus Christ slide

Spur

Tits gonna have to pass to win this game.

King Hippo

a proper violent chess match, this

Old School Zero

can’t tell if that’s Vrabel or Frank Stallone

King Hippo

Even if the run was short, they could go for it on 4th. Good penalty accept.

King Hippo

Chefs DL stepping the fuck up

Gratliff

Dion Lewis needs to start refusing hand offs. I don’t think he’s gotten it once without being immediately blasted

Old School Zero

wait who changed the channel where did the fun game go

Old School Zero

oh wait there it is

King Hippo

Lead can toggle back and forth now. It’s still good! It’s still good!!

King Hippo

“Nazi hunting” shows are my jam. That better be good.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ditto, but they’d be better with Marlin Perkins’ voiceovers.

The Nazi’s natural habitat is difficult to find, but Mossad works hard to flush them out. And then…
(of course the Benny Hill Theme comes next as they run across the landscape of South America)

Viva La Tabula Raza

D’Yer Maker as outro music? Did Plant or Page die?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Years ago, on the inside.

herodotus450

ppl forget that Bob Seger’s “Turn the Page” was a not-so-subtle dig at needing to prop Jimmy on his side so he wouldn’t choke on his own vomit.

Gumbygirl

I thought that was odd too. Nothing says Jamaica like a Kansas City January!

BC Dick

I really liked that choice. Someone’s earning their pay this week on the broadcast crew

Old School Zero

I do not approve of this “punting” business

The Maestro

After 8 inches of snow and 3 hours of shovelling and snowblowing, the driveway is done at last. Just happy I’m not one of those poor bastards from Newfoundland right now.

Now I finally have time to watch the game!

/looks at down at massive pile of marking which remains untouched

//FUCK

Gratliff

If Newfieland turned into a permanent tundra, literally no one would notice

Game Time Decision

Some of the pics from there are insane

King Hippo

GRADUAL CHANGE??

King Hippo

Pass hitting the receiver in the ass is pretty amusing.

Old School Zero

Eh, fiiiiiine.

Gratliff

Look. There’s just too much streaming now. I really want to watch Picard, and there is zero chance that’s happening on a shitty app

ArmedandHammered

If you have Amazon Prime, the CBS streaming channel is one of the ones you can get, done through Amazon and the quality has been good.

WCS

Howdy, fellow quasi-alcoholics.

I’m starting to think this Mahomes guy is pretty okay at this footed ball thing.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL, as usual you beat me to it.

Brick Meathook

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Gratliff

ANDY GIVES ZERO FUCKS A BOUT SOME TIME OUTS