The countdown has begun. Only two more games after this one. Well, I’m sure people started counting down before now but I’m not able to handle anything beyond three so this is when I start. Both games today are rematches and the googler tells me that when teams meet again in the playoffs the winner of the first tussle is 22-14. Make of that what you will.
TO THE GAME!
Titans/Chiefs:
-Many on this site have adopted the Titans as their squadoo for the playoffs, forgetting The Ancient One’s prophecy regarding Mahomes being a multiple Super Bowl winner. It starts here.
-That is of course if they can stop the run. Another 30+ carries, 125+ yards rushed seems to be a mortal lock for Henry because the Chiefs give up 4.87 yards to opposing rb’s.
-And then the play-action passing game kicks into overdrive. Will it actually involve A.J. Brown though. He’s disappeared to the tune of 4 total targets the last two games. Perhaps Tajae Sharpe and his 70% catch rate (highest of all remaining wr’s) is the player to look for.
-One other mathy tidbit to keep in mind-Tennessee is 4-0 in games this year when they’ve been 4 or more point dogs.
-But ya gotta think that the Chiefs just have far too many weapons. They hung 51 points on the Texans last week and Tyreek didn’t even get involved. And conventional wisdom dictates that Kelce will keep on rolling against a team that gives up the 4th most scores to the tight end spot.
-Prediction Time! The Titans will score but the Chiefs will score more-they’re far healthier than they were the first time around. 35-21.
G’night tits
Just found out the reason my neighbors have stopped talking to us is that we didn’t support Bevin. Weird world.
2/10 wouldn’t swing again
No lube.
I mean, he was too big a right-wing prick for Trump-era Kenfucky.
I can’t stand people who don’t believe everything I believe. Especially my belief that everything I believe is so obviously right that its rightness is self-evident.
Had a similar thing happen in 2008 when Obama beat McCain. They eventually moved to Idaho because Commiefornia. Strangely, don’t miss them.
Nobody can keep up with the speed of Mahomes’ brain. He’s really special, y’all.
My grandson cat farts. And they could peel the paint off the walls. Each of my cats is EXTREMELY dog-like, in various ways.
Oof. Cat farts make me look up Israeli army gas masks.
Anybody watching any great games right now?
Oh, yeah!
We happy for ya, Replacement Ottoman
That graphic makes it look like Andy Reid ate past-self Andy Reid
#GalaxyBrain
Am I the only one who ain’t understand the Billie Eilish thing??
you’re most likely not a 12 year old girl.
or a practicing paedo
It takes a lot of practice to get them in my van.
Practice on the chubbier “Reubencse” ones
The ones covered in sauerkraut?
She’s 18 now, so understand her all you want.
She also looks like she kill you in your sleep.
Hippo’s a gamblin man.
Who?
/not joking, don’t know who that is
This years Britney Spears at age 17-18.
She’s really popular with the “girls shackled in my basement” demo.
When you think about it, every episode of The Good Doctor is a special episode. A very special episode.
Should’ve done a crossover with Life Goes On.
Blossom is a doctor now?
Short bus special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXhmwMdUKfA
Imagine the o/u bets hinging on a Tits 2-point try in the final minute.
LOL, I thought that idiot was gonna try to field that punt for a second. He didn’t miss it by much.
The team with Mecole is ahead of the team with MyCole.
The Tits look exhausted.
– Newt Gingrich, explaining himself in divorce court
I’m not saying a thing to that.
You have to look at this as 4-down territory
The Steve Spagnulo hire is gonna get Fat Andy to the Owl.
Will this be the drive where Tannehill goes back to being Tannehill?
Let’s watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daCsIVZyhwo
Holy crap I don’t even remember that one. I presume it cancelled after two episodes?
Two seasons. Somers was the 1st LADYCOP
Edie Falco is LADYCOP, new on CBS. LADYCOP proves she can be just like the men, in that no straight man wants to fuck her. LADYCOP!
I’ll wait until DOCTORCOPLAWYERFIREFIGHTERSOLDIER is released.
Actially, it’s Chicago DOCTORCOPLAWYERFIREFIGHTERSOLDIER.
As a cross over episode
BOLD answer to ABC’s Doctor Retard, and Apple’s Black Lady Lawyer!
March Madness… is… HAPPENING IN MARCH!?!
So much fer my April Anarchy idea.
September Sodomy is still on.
Hey Baltimore, see what happens when they stack the box and you don’t just continually try to run it up the gut?
Interesting, huh?
Hehe….. “stack the box” hehe.
Yes, with Defensive Players, or DP for short.
LOL
Otto’s brain just jizzed.
I love BOTH beef curtains and empty hamburger bun style……
Same, the second style just makes you have to earn it.
It seems like every new hybrid type QB is on some matrix bullshit. Pretty sure they’re just checking their phones mid scramble at this point
yeah but is mahomes elite
Flacco 1 – 0 Mahomes
Scoreboard!
Needs more and better commercials to be truly elite.
state farm commercials suuuuck
To each their own. I think they are gre…… okay, but that’s true of most.
Magically delicious!
fucking lol
I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t quote all of my exe’s.
“Hey I noticed the freezer is full of some strange meat again-“
They were “frigid” only with certain people.
“I love a great sense of humor.”
So this wasn’t the case?
This is why you need a proper antivirus
Or, heh, “exe’s”: 4A 2B 99 01 34 F1 FF 2E 99 51 BC
Exe’s quotes.
Harrison Ford from one of the most visually stunning movies of all time to one with possibly the worst CGI dog in the history of movies given current technology
Cartoons are cartoons no matter how good. More kid stuff.
I feel like if you’re gonna do the blatantly animated costar thing, you should just go full Pete’s Dragon…which was apparently remade with a shitty CGI dragon a few years back. Why are they like this?
I didn’t think Chewbacca looked that bad in TFA.
Tannehill has a weird short-legged stride when he runs. He deserved to get blowed up!
Tannehill gonna come back out with the Tony Stark heart
Fanny has a death wish
By GAWD, that’s Charles Bronson’s music!
Jesus Christ slide
Holy Bananacakes! I love this game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tits gonna have to pass to win this game.
a proper violent chess match, this
can’t tell if that’s Vrabel or Frank Stallone
Even if the run was short, they could go for it on 4th. Good penalty accept.
Chefs DL stepping the fuck up
Dion Lewis needs to start refusing hand offs. I don’t think he’s gotten it once without being immediately blasted
wait who changed the channel where did the fun game go
oh wait there it is
Lead can toggle back and forth now. It’s still good! It’s still good!!
“Nazi hunting” shows are my jam. That better be good.
Ditto, but they’d be better with Marlin Perkins’ voiceovers.
The Nazi’s natural habitat is difficult to find, but Mossad works hard to flush them out. And then…
(of course the Benny Hill Theme comes next as they run across the landscape of South America)
D’Yer Maker as outro music? Did Plant or Page die?
Years ago, on the inside.
ppl forget that Bob Seger’s “Turn the Page” was a not-so-subtle dig at needing to prop Jimmy on his side so he wouldn’t choke on his own vomit.
I thought that was odd too. Nothing says Jamaica like a Kansas City January!
I really liked that choice. Someone’s earning their pay this week on the broadcast crew
I do not approve of this “punting” business
After 8 inches of snow and 3 hours of shovelling and snowblowing, the driveway is done at last. Just happy I’m not one of those poor bastards from Newfoundland right now.
Now I finally have time to watch the game!
/looks at down at massive pile of marking which remains untouched
//FUCK
If Newfieland turned into a permanent tundra, literally no one would notice
Some of the pics from there are insane
GRADUAL CHANGE??
Patty upset that running back doesn’t have his back.
Pass hitting the receiver in the ass is pretty amusing.
Eh, fiiiiiine.
Look. There’s just too much streaming now. I really want to watch Picard, and there is zero chance that’s happening on a shitty app
If you have Amazon Prime, the CBS streaming channel is one of the ones you can get, done through Amazon and the quality has been good.
Howdy, fellow quasi-alcoholics.
I’m starting to think this Mahomes guy is pretty okay at this footed ball thing.
“Quasi? You spelled “full-blown” wrong.
LOL, as usual you beat me to it.
ANDY GIVES ZERO FUCKS A BOUT SOME TIME OUTS
HE CHALLENGIN’!”